Master dismantles CP with bare hands in the human world

Xu Jinhou is the head of Kunlun, and Xie Minran is the head's senior secretary. Naturally, they both have to arrive at the scene in advance to prepare some related matters, so they both left with swords first.

As for Mu Chu's trip this time, although everyone felt that it was just a simple meeting, there would be no danger, but Xu Jinhou still sent a few more disciples with excellent cultivation bases to accompany him, and Jing Yuan was naturally also in the accompanying team among.

And because the resident doctor invited by the sword test conference in previous years was Li Qingqi, a medical fairy, so Li Qingqi will also go to meet him this time.

Unfortunately, although Li Qingqi's medical skills are excellent, his strength is worth...and he can do superficial kung fu.

This superficial lightness skill is something he reluctantly learned in order not to trample to death the various herbs grown in his family's vegetable garden.

According to Li Qingqi's thinking, he believes that if a person can't do what he wants to do wholeheartedly in this life, then life is simply boring, so he would rather spend all his time studying medical skills, and any need to distract him Time and energy is a waste of life.

And now Mu Chu, whose force value is plummeting, and Li Qingqi, whose force value is zero, are sitting in the same carriage and heading slowly to Wanyan Hall.

Regarding the matter of them riding together, to the outside world, it is natural to claim to protect the medical fairy Li Qingqi.

The group of them passed through the town along the way, and they could always hear various shouts——

"Don't miss it when you pass by, the opportunity to become famous is now!"

"Want to reach the pinnacle of life? Want to marry Bai Fumei? Then don't miss this guide that introduces the details of the Sword Trial Conference."

""Detailed Guide to the Sword Trial Conference", one book will take you to unlock various show operations in advance, one book will let you quickly understand the rankings of various martial arts, and one book is tailor-made for you and is the best choice for making suggestions! Find it in your dreams Thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, it is in various stalls."

Mu Chu leaned lazily in the carriage, holding a copy of "Detailed Guide to the Sword Test Conference" in his hand and read it with relish.

In the carriage, Li Qingqi was looking at him contemptuously with caring eyes for the mentally retarded.

The point is that he didn't mind watching it, and he was always amazed. Li Qingqi felt as if he had discovered the true face of the Immortal Mu.

Just when Mu Chu sighed for the seventh time, Li Qingqi resisted the urge to touch his forehead and finally gave him a look, "Aren't you going to die if you don't sigh?"

Mu Chu raised his head when he heard the words, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "No. But to be honest, this book is quite interesting, are you sure you don't want to read it?"

Li Qingqi looked disgusted.

Mu Chu threw the book on the small square table, stretched his waist, and said pointingly, "It's rare that there is something written about you here."

Li Qingqi raised his eyebrows indifferently, but his eyes fell on the book that was thrown on the small square table.

Reluctantly, he took the book with one hand and flipped through it casually.

Before I turned to the page about him, I turned to the page about Mu Chu.

I saw the big black and bold headline on the top read——

The No.1 scum leaderboard in the comprehension world.

The words "Mu Chu Mu Immortal Venerable" topped the list, and there were more than a dozen very incisive comments attached to it.

Li Qingqi: "..."

Li Qingqi turned the page of the book to Mu Chu expressionlessly, and said in a very speechless manner, "Have you read this?"

Mu Chu withdrew his gaze from looking at the scenery outside the window, turned his head and glanced at it, and lazily said, "I've seen it."

Li Qingqi threw the book away, and said indifferently, "Can you read this kind of thing?"

"What's there to be upset about? And I heard that the various rankings in this book are voted by many people, which is very useful for reference." Mu Chu rubbed his chin, and said inexplicably, "I still For the first time, I realized that I was missed by so many people."

Li Qingqi sneered, "Missing? Worrying about your return to the west soon." After speaking, he was about to throw this unknown thing out of sight.

Mu Chu hurriedly snatched the nurse and put it in his arms, "Don't throw it away, maybe I can find a beautiful Taoist partner with this book."

Li Qingqi gave him a big white eye, and said strangely: "Do you want me to prescribe you a medicine for blindness? It's written in the book that your red thread was not only cut by Yuelao, but also used to tie the foot of the bed .”

Mu Chu raised his head stubbornly, and said disdainfully, "I have a lot of red lines on this Immortal Venerable, not missing that one."

There was a sneer at the corner of Li Qingqi's mouth, and there was still a look of sarcasm in his eyes, "Yeah, maybe there is a beautiful woman who is all over the country and has a special liking for you, and you will not marry her."

"That is."

Li Qingqi squinted at him, wanting to complain, I've never seen such a brazen person.

What kind of violent and cold-tempered Wooden Immortal Zun is a fucking fake!

Li Qingqi dug out a medical book, and refused to continue this childish and boring topic with Mu Chu.

Mu Chu continued to open the top ten beauties in the comprehension world in the "Detailed Guide to the Sword Test Conference" and continued to study. He had to think about which of these beauties were not the CP target of Da Jing Yuan, so that he could pursue them easily, but he didn't want to. Be single all your life.

Just at this time, the door of the carriage was knocked lightly, and Jing Yuan's clear voice came from outside the carriage, "Master, Immortal Doctor, it's getting late, let's go to the inn to rest first, and continue on our way tomorrow."

Mu Chu was overjoyed, he was exhausted after a day's ride in the carriage, and wished he could find a place to rest early.

In the inn, several people in Taoist robes were gathering together to chat about family affairs.

"Will all fellow daoists go to this sword test meeting?"

"Then I have to go, maybe I can get lucky and get a ranking or something, hahaha."

"It's just you? You have shit luck? Even if you get shit luck, you can't get the ranking. Are Kunlun and Qilian just for decoration?"

The man was stunned, and instantly became hoarse and did not speak.

"However, I heard that Mu Chu has also accepted apprentices over the years."

As soon as Mu Chu stepped into the inn, he heard his name inexplicably, and he looked along the source of the sound reflexively.

Those few people didn't realize it, and were even very interested in this new topic.

"Hey, what kind of good apprentice can that dog teach. Wouldn't he just fight against Yuelao like him?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone burst into laughter.

"They say it's better to demolish ten temples than ruin a marriage! This well-dressed bastard is so different from others, he insists on doing it the other way around!"

"There is a saying that you may have heard or not. You can escape the seven-year itch, but you can't escape the sentence of 'I don't know the so-called' from Master Mu Xianzun."

"Anyway, those who have Taoist companions should stay away from the wooden fairy. After all, they will tear down everything except people."

"I bet Yuelao can't pull the red line as fast as he can tear down the Taoist couple."

Li Qingqi listened to all kinds of evaluations of Mu Xianzun, but said in a leisurely manner, "No.1 scumbag ranking is sincere and does not deceive me." After speaking, he went up to the second floor and went to his room to rest.

The more they chatted, the more excited they became, and they didn't notice Mu Chu's increasingly stiff and dark complexion.

Don't get me wrong, he was not angry, but because he was horrified to find out that in the original book "Oh, My Lord Demon Lord~" there was only one sentence mentioned in the original book "Mu Xianzun is not likable and detestable". I didn't write half a sentence of nonsense, but when I came to him, even such inconspicuous details were vividly restored! !

That is to say, no matter it's a big or small thing or an irrelevant fart big thing, he will go through it all!

Thinking hard!

Mu Chu stared at Jing Yuan stiffly, but the latter frowned at those chattering people.

Like a marionette, Mu Chu walked upstairs to the guest room step by step, and almost fell because of his feet slipped in the middle, but fortunately, Jing Yuan quickly helped him up.

As if touched by a poisonous snake, Mu Chu withdrew his hand abruptly, entered the inn as if fleeing, and closed the door with a "bang".

Jing Yuan stood there in a daze, even a little at a loss, the warmth from the moment he just touched Mu Chu still remained in the palm of his hand.At that moment just now, he clearly saw the fear in Mu Chu's eyes...

Master, are you afraid of him?

In the deep cold night, Mu Chu lay on the big bed tossing and turning, the fear of Jingyuan that had been hard to get rid of a few days ago crawled into his heart like a poisonous snake.

what to do?Do you want me to kill the protagonist in advance?The supporting role counterattacks and becomes the protagonist?

As soon as he came up with this idea, a flash of lightning flashed across the sky!The sound of thunder exploded all over the sky.

The thunder seemed to hit Mu Chu's heart, he sat up suddenly, his mind was shocked.

Is it just to prevent him from thinking like this, so that he loses his spiritual power just after passing through? !

He walked to the window, pushed it open, and thought about the thought just now.

Sure enough, another thunder and lightning pierced the sky...

Mu Chu has no doubt that if he really puts this idea into action, then the lightning bolt will definitely grab his head and split him.

Fuck you, the protagonist's golden body is not bad, it is an iron law that will never change in any novel or scene!

Just as he was about to complain a few more words, he saw a long sword gleaming with cold light straight at his face outside the window!

Mu Chu was startled, and dodged.

The man jumped in from the window, seeing that the attack was not successful, and the attack became more fierce, Mu Chu quickly drew out his long sword Biluo to block.

For a moment, swords, lights and swords kept flashing in the small inn room.

Although this person's skill is not very good, but Mu Chu only has [-]% success power left now, and he can only barely draw with this unexpected guest for a while.

And they fought for so long, but the disciples on duty outside the door did not respond at all, needless to say, Mu Chu also knew that something must have happened to them.

Seeing that Mu Chu had only the strength to fight back, the man was overjoyed, and decided not to let go of this good opportunity to kill him, his spiritual flow surged instantly, and he yelled: "You dog thief, take your life!"

Mu Chu was not in the mood to complain about the familiar lines of film and television dramas, because the long sword full of spiritual power was cutting his head and face at him!

Damn, if this hit is hit, without her saying, Mu Chu will know that the appointment is over.

There was no way to hide at this moment, he could only desperately use all of his pitiful spiritual power to pour on the Biluo sword, and took this move abruptly.

Your uncle!It is inconvenient if the spiritual power is not recovered, even a middle-level monk can't beat it!

Mu Chu gritted his teeth and carried it hard, shit, is this the retribution he just imagined?He won't hang here for no reason!

Jing Yuan, big man, hero, I was wrong!I shouldn't have "unreasonable thoughts" about you!Only if you can come and save me, let me confess!

"boom!"

The door was kicked open.

Jing Yuan appeared outside the door holding a cold sword.

……

The two people in the room who were at a stalemate were taken aback for a moment.

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