Lone Brain Planet [ABO]

"Tsk tsk, poor Sasquatch male dung beetle!" Kilga lifted up the monocle, which had almost the same effect as if he hadn't worn it, and it was purely for enhancing the look, sighing in sympathy or irony. Said, "Do they think it's enough to just evolve in one direction? As everyone knows, your backyard has already caught fire~"

Kilga's deliberately protracted tone was clearly trying to seduce the two of them to continue asking questions.Wu Yi, who had no interest in the love and hatred between dung beetles, immediately became sensitive when he heard the words "fire in the backyard". After all, since he brought Luo Luo back to the Intrepid, in his backyard, the Drog's firewall is about to collapse.

So Wu Yi asked: "You mean someone cheated? No, the mother dung beetle cheated?"

Kilga was waiting for his words, and replied: "Yes. Originally, female dung beetles like males with thick forelegs, so they are willing to form a partner with them, but you think, if all the creatures have The energy was spent growing his legs, so what... yes, he can run, no, fast. So, those small-footed male dung beetles are not completely out of chance, if they want to keep their own The offspring, as long as they run into the caves of those seemingly powerful big-footed dung beetles to have sex, and then slip away after a shot. The legs of big-footed dung beetles, which are used to rolling dung balls, naturally swing more clumsily, so they cannot catch up with them. Get on those cannon thieves."

Hahaha, the two imagined the funny scene, the bigfoot cockroach was panting heavily behind it, unable to catch up, they could only yell "Come back—you actually fucked my wife— —You fucking come back to me——!” The insect’s “hissing sound” resounded through the dung beetle’s cave, and the mournful echo lingered for three days... It’s so funny, I didn’t expect this technical house Kilga to be a bit cold A flair for humor in jokes.

However, what the humorous Kilga said next made Wu Yi and Drog unable to laugh no matter what.

He said: "Hehe, you two alphas think it's funny, don't you? Then think about it, how much better humans can be than dung beetles? Humans in the era of the Milky Way evolved a second sex, and alphas thought that all females You like majestic and tall creatures, so you continue to evolve in this direction. Unfortunately, at the same time, you also evolve with your self-righteous arrogance! You think that beta should be born to be inferior to you, and you despise and step on it, right? !" Kilga's style of painting changed suddenly, his sneering face with a bit of yin and yang was suddenly tainted with madness, and he continued to complain, "And those nasty omegas! Just know how to evolve their uterus, and lewd water Flooding Sao lairs! They think they are the empire’s precious reproductive resources, and they are the pursuit goals of all males, including betas! It’s all you alphas who are used to it, spoiling them to the sky! What’s so good about them, Why? Why do you only know how to chase omega, never, never look at my betas! How can we not compare to them? Huh?"

The two finally realized that something was wrong, but they didn't expect that this so-called friend Kilga was actually a psychopath with brain problems.

Drog immediately asked, "Kilgar, what are you trying to say?"

Wu Yi couldn't hold back anymore, and directly grabbed Kilga's neck: "You crazy! What the hell are you trying to do! Tell me, what did you do to Luoluo!" Kilga's words just now implied The hostility towards omega is definitely not a joke.Luo Luo will not encounter any accidents...

"Haha, hahaha..." Kilga blushed and smiled strangely, "Interesting, interesting...Wuyi, you are very wild...I like it very much...If you don't want that Luoluo...to get hurt... If so, then... let me go..."

It's about Luoluo's comfort, Wu Yi must not take any risks, he let go of Kilga: "Quick! Take us to see him!"

"Okay," Kilga affectionately stroked the neck where Wu Yi pinched out five finger prints just now, "I'll take you to see him..." As he said, he suddenly pressed the console Pressing a button, he covered his mouth and nose.

Wu Yi and Drog felt dizzy for a while, then lost consciousness and fell to the ground.

Kilga glanced at the two handsome faces on the ground, and sighed incomparably sinisterly: "Oh, you both want to be paired with that omega, right? I'm going to set your backyard (actually the backyard) on fire today." !Wa hahaha……"