Lone Brain Planet [ABO]

Through a glass window, the turtle and Yuan Luo—the head of the turtle was facing the face of the pig, and Wang Ba looked at the mung bean, and they met each other's eyes.

Why do you say Yuan Luo has a pig face?Of course Yuan Luo is not that ugly.But he waited and waited, but Hei Yu didn't come. Yuan Luo could only put his face against the glass in discouragement. His face was instantly squeezed and deformed into a big cake, and his nose was pressed as flat as a pig's nostril.

Dead tortoise, stupid tortoise!Make you shrink your head!Haha, shrinking turtle!Make you shrink your head and dare not come out to see me...

Bored, Yuan Luo poked the glass with his fingertips, trying to scare the big turtle in front of him.Through the glass, I don't know if it is due to the magnification effect. The turtle looks more than one meter long, with dark green patterns all over its body, and it looks like an old turtle.The old man slowly swayed its short limbs, squinted its mung bean eyes that were not quite open, and looked at Yuan Luo "affectionately", and was not at all moved by the childish actions of this stupid human being in front of him, and did not even shrink the head of his glans go in.

So you can imagine who Yuan Luo took the big turtle to vent his anger on, and who was the "shrinking turtle" who didn't dare to come out to see him.

Speaking of "Glans Head", Yuan Luo couldn't help thinking of the large number of "meat" plots he just updated some time ago, and even his rotten female readers couldn't help but sigh: "Da Da has written more meat recently." Alas, this is not for adapting Do you have a heavy taste?In the past, some readers always disliked him for his lack of passion in writing meat, which can be said to be a death for the little virgin Yuan Luo.He is a pure man who will undoubtedly dedicate his first time to his right hand and has been single for more than 20 years. Where can he find passion?

Later, Yuan Luo worked hard, studied the business intensively, and used the time between selling vegetables to spend every day on the Longma Haitang mobile phone station.But after looking around, I found that the meat article website has been occupied by articles such as "bisexual children with high H" and "human and animal passion play".So he was successfully brainwashed by meat writers, and he also unlocked a new achievement of "Hermaphroditism" in the latest dungeon.

To be honest, it's pretty cool to write!However, with comparison, I found myself who can only rely on lust and live a "virtual sex life" all day long, which is really tragic.I feel that my painting style has become more bleak, probably there is an autumn leaf floating around me at all times...

Just as Yuan Luo was thinking about the rustling autumn wind and feeling a little sad and distracted, suddenly, the picture in front of him changed!The original big turtle disappeared at some point, and was replaced by a handsome face—yes, in Yuan Luo's eyes, it was so handsome!Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. At this moment, Kuroba is wearing huge diving glasses and an oxygen tube, and spits out a string of bubbles at him from time to time.Although looking through the glass, his handsome face was distorted, but Yuan Luo saw that his eyes became heart-shaped, and he opened his mouth wide in surprise, and couldn't close his silly smile.

Yuan Luo used to watch "A Chinese Journey to the West" and felt that what Fairy Zixia said in the movie, hoping that Monkey King would marry her one day "stepping on colorful clouds" was already very romantic.However, Yuan Luo felt that Hei Yu's recent appearances have become more domineering, more creative, and more shocking than the last time, and they are even more crazy and cool than "Colorful Auspicious Clouds"!

I knew it—I knew this man would not lie to me!It turns out that this is the truth about the "mermaid"!Wearing a tight diving suit, carrying an oxygen cylinder, stroking the shell of a sea turtle, and playing freely in the water, isn't Heiyu just a mermaid!

Yuan Luo wished he could catch the pair of dogs and men who satirized him for being crazy from the vast crowd just now, then put his waist down, and yelled at them confidently: "Open your dog's eyes and see! There is really something wrong in this aquarium!" There is a mermaid, and he is my boyfriend! Uh...of course not yet, but it will be soon, you wait for me! Hmph!" It's just a useless "brain supplement".

At this time, Hei Yu, who was standing across the glass, suddenly gestured to Yuan Luo, as if he was conveying some words to him, Yuan Luo was stunned...