[Online game] Don't!I am male

"Wipe!" The dryad still had a layer of blood skin left, and he would be able to rise to level 13 with another slash, but a divine thunder came down and hacked off 5% of his experience.How hard it is!How cruel is the culprit!

Cheng Qing was furious, threw away his self-proclaimed demeanor, and couldn't help swearing.

Xue Yu looked up at Cheng Qing: "It's rare to see you so excited."

"Killed." Cheng Qing sneered, anyone who prevented him from leveling up and defeating Xue Daqin should be blasted a hundred times!

"Who?" The other two beasts raised their heads at the same time, with a green wolf light flashing in their eyes, and Sanguang, who was preventing Xue Daqin from getting married, didn't explain!

The equipment explodes, explodes, and explodes again!

Cheng Qing squinted his eyes and dragged the map, looking for suspicious persons, and soon found that strange sorghum on the branch above his head, which was only for you. Cheng Qing smiled, and smiled happily: "It's really good luck."

"Found it? Tell me where." Xue Yu put on the 3D glasses and entered the game.

"Northern suburb of dense forest on line 17, Damulin 2, come on slowly, let him kill me a few more times." Cheng Qing stared at the screen with a smile, not in a hurry to revive.

[Private Chat] You said to Gong Xin only for you: (#‵′) I curse you that you will never find Xiaoshou in your life.

[Nearby] Attacking the heart just for you: Wipe it!Little slut, there's something for you to resurrect in situ.

Cheng Qing pursed his lips, he was so tasteless, no wonder you couldn't even bother him even if you couldn't impress me.

[Private chat] You said to you that you only want to attack your heart: so what about resurrection?I'm afraid of you!

【Nearby】Attacking the heart is only for you: the Lord has cheated on you, and let you hook up with men everywhere!

[Private chat] You said to Gong Xin just for you: Chi!The Lun family is also selective in how they hook up with men, and the Lun family is not uncommon for a tasteless weirdo like you!

[Nearby] Heart attack just for you: Shit!

[Private chat] You said to Gong Xin only for you: Yo!Be careful, be careful to say forbidden words and go to jail! ~If you go to prison, the Lun family will have to buy two fireworks to celebrate, what a waste of gold!

After the provocation, Cheng Qing decisively revived on the spot, attacking the heart only for you and decisively struck him to death with a divine lightning, Cheng Qing counted the time silently, controlled the frequency, after being killed three or four times by attacking the heart only for the sake of you, Xue Yu and the three beasts Just in time for Hulala to come.

So in the eyes of the kid who was leveling next to him, the scene became like this:

The wretched monster who attacks the innocent and poor mage Qingchen just to please you, speaks rudely.

The innocent and pitiful little sorcerer revived four or five times in a daze, and every time he was instantly killed by a thunderbolt from the shameless monster without a single complaint.

It so happened that two strong men and a beautiful woman who were teamed up for leveling saw a grievance, and drew their knives to kill the shameless and wretched strange sorghum.

The pitiful monster is level 30, a second-rank ice thunder mage, who is so useless that he has almost no power to fight back against the three beast teams of level 25 warrior Cod, level 21 archer Yushu Bulinfeng, and level 16 ranger.

Wei Shushu's brain seems to be twitching, and he has been resurrected several times in a row, until only the little pants and vest are left on his body, and until the experience bar of level 30 becomes 0, Wei Shushu is still in the resurrection...

[Private chat] You said to you that you are only interested in attacking your heart: Oh, you are so strange, do you feel good about being blasted?Not enough and Yo! ~

After sending the private chat, Cheng Qing pressed F7 to make a pitiful expression on the ghost of the little mage floating on the black tombstone, with words on the top of his head: "Codfish GG, let's forget it, if you kill monsters, you will even have to wear small pants." If you don’t have it, it’s not good. ^_^”

[Nearby] Cod: Good.

The three beast squads stopped at the same time, and the strange Shumai with only his little pants and vest was supporting his wretched life with only a trace of bloody skin. Standing beside Qingchen's tombstone, he unwillingly threw the lowest-level magic bullet into the air The ghost of light dust.

[Private Chat] You said to Gongxin just for you: Weird Shushu, protect your balls, be careful not to drop them on the ground and break them!

[Nearby] Attacking the heart just for you: Wipe it!

So, after the explanation by the onlookers who didn't know the truth, the little sorcerer Qingchen instantly became possessed by the Virgin Mary, and the heart attack was only for the sake of your scum until there was no lower limit.

Since then, such a question and answer has appeared in the legend of the brave——

Question: How was the Virgin Mary made?

Answer: Ask the girl Qingchen who can't beat the house!Is that true? Holy Mother, do not explain!

Our real? Virgin Mary Qingchen girl guarded her tombstone, continued to wear a pitiful expression, and let everyone watch.

The mission of the three animal squads was completed, they were disbanded on the spot, and each leveled up.

Before leaving,

Cod threat: If you bully Qingchen girl again, I will kill you every time I see you.

The shemale lures you into a crime and pretends to be tender: Cod GGV5.

Yushu does not face the wind to threaten: I will explode you... I will not explain.

Wei Shushu was so angry that his seven orifices were full of smoke, but Er Que could only swear, and even went so far as to scold 101 and the four little beasts in Cheng Qing's mind.

Cheng Qing crossed his hands, raised them above his head, stretched his waist, and said with a smile, "Is this strange sorghum really? I don't want to explain."

"Jie Jie, I don't know where such a living treasure came from, I guess it's very old."

"Hey, so it's accurate, maybe it's a second-generation ancestor who was spoiled by the family."

"Ten forty-seven, second child, don't hurry up, there's a power outage." Xue Yu reminded with a smile.

"Time is enough, this world is so beautiful, there is never a shortage of all kinds of righteous warriors!" Cheng Qing sighed falsely, and did not resurrect the little mage, still floating on his tombstone in a ghost state.

Surrounding the tombstone was a group of players with team names such as "The First Squad of the Holy Mother", "The Second Squad of the Holy Mother", "The Supporting Club of the Holy Mother", "Spitting on the Wretched Scum" and so on.

Players huddled together on a map, people piled on top of each other, full of dreamy groves, with notes above their heads, one step at a time, but they were very cheerfully discussing the strange Shushu who was full of righteous indignation in the world, just to get you to the end There is no lower limit, and where is the lower limit.

Strange Shushu's enthusiastic show lower limit, Codfish, Leading You to Crime and Yushu Bulinfeng never made any response, only the little mage Qingchen appeared gorgeously on the World Channel with the light of the Virgin——

[World] Qingchen: TAT blames Shushu, I know it's just because you can't get unmovable love, I can understand.

The chat window paused strangely, and then the message of the female Tyrannosaurus walking in the clouds appeared.

【World】Walk on Cloud: Understand? !Sister paper, you don't bring such a virgin!

[World] The other side of the Yangtze River: ... the real Virgin.

[World] Sha: ==||||||If I remember correctly, I can't believe it's your man, you are so generous, sister, are you really stupid or are you really stupid?Even after being killed, you still really understand the wretched and weird guy who wants to rob you of a man?

[World] Qingchen: TAT I can't beat him, I can't beat him and he's not there.

The implication of the little mage's words: So, she can only understand.

[World] Attacking the heart is only for you: wipe it!Little bastard, you will die if you don't pretend to be stupid?Don't be alone, the master said that, don't be alone, it's your turn to kill you!

[World] Walking in the clouds: Although killing you will dirty my mother's hands, but the old lady also put the words aside, you kill Qingchen once, and the old lady kills you ten times, it's all right.

[World] Qingchen: TAT Thank you, Sister Yun.

[World] Walking in the clouds: Don't be afraid, I won't be able to get online tomorrow and tell him for you, his sister, if he dares not protect you, I will beat him to death!

[World] Qingchen: Don't be hard-pressed, I know he doesn't like the TAT with me

After spending the last gold in his backpack, Cheng Qing resolutely went offline, leaving Legend of the Brave with an infinitely pitiful, infinitely resentful back, which no one can imagine.

The bet has already been placed, just wait until tomorrow when it goes online, and if you can't beat me, I will collect the lottery.

At 23 o'clock, the power was cut off in the dormitory on time, and the four beasts in 101 exchanged a few words of game at random, and fell asleep each.

In the dead of night, Fan Si's snoring was loud, Cheng Qing turned over and couldn't fall asleep, so he hid under the quilt and checked his customized news online on his mobile phone.

At the age of 50, the strong woman Liu Zichu, president of Changshoutang Group, is pregnant again. It has been confirmed that the baby is a boy, and she has declared that the unborn youngest son will be established as the heir of the Changshou Group...

Cheng Qing frowned, skipped it, and slid to the next news:

The 32-year-old genius biologist Liu Ziqian led his scientific research team, and after 14 years of hard work, he finally successfully developed a life-prolonging gene suitable for the middle class...

Yes, class.

Classes have never disappeared. It's just that the old society divided classes by officials and occupations, and now they use power and money to secretly classify classes.

Qingchen: ==++++ Mom is finally pregnant again.

Cheng Qing suddenly felt a little funny, he was already 25 years old, and his 50-year-old mother was pregnant. He was in a complicated mood. He went to QQ in the middle of the night to find his sister to express his feelings, but the girl's nerves became rough to a certain extent...

Qingkong: Got it, don't worry, outsiders look at 50 years old as an advanced pregnant woman, but our mother will not be in danger.

Qingchen: It’s not that I’m worried, but I think it’s unbelievable that being able to be a son’s younger brother seems to have happened only before the 60s and [-]s of last century ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Clear Sky: Isn't this expected?You studied forensic medicine, I studied economic investigation, my uncle only cared about scientific research, and my mother had no choice but to make it herself if she wanted a successor of her own family.

Qingchen: I study forensic medicine because I respect the opinions of both parents. Well, they are the ones who insist on not giving in to each other. One insists that I study medicine to inherit my grandfather's footsteps, and the other insists that I go to the police academy and become a famous police family of the Cheng family. So ……╮(╯▽╰)╭

Qingkong: Dad is right, you always have your excuses, but brother, thank you very much, otherwise I would not be able to choose my future so freely.

Qingchen: ... Let us mourn in silence for our future brother, I seem to have foreseen his miserable childhood.

clear sky: ...

Qingchen: I’m asleep, I’m going to have a class on Heiwuchang tomorrow, and going to bed late is not good for my skin, and I’ll be disgusted by the girls.

Qingkong: Just commit crimes!Sooner or later, I will be punished, (#‵′) convex

Cheng Qing pouted, what retribution?He has always been in love with his sister, but the love time is always very short.

No way, who made them always have all kinds of unsatisfactory places?

On the second day, I ran five kilometers at [-]:[-] in the morning, and then had breakfast, enjoying the exquisite courseware on autopsy and corpse phenomena with dozens of men and women, high-definition video, watching Heiwuchang Junli Hai with a paralyzed face. Doing anatomy demonstrations with one face, listening to him give various explanations in a cold voice, after completing the experimental report on the spot.

For the first time, Cheng Qing told a lie and turned down the band rehearsal, and stayed in the dormitory. The legend of the brave.

Although he doesn't want to admit it, he does have a little expectation in his heart, and wants to see how the guy with 0 EQ will react if you can't impress me.

Log in to the game and look at the world for the first time. Except for a few irrelevant people scolding the world, the information about buying and selling various materials is mixed with a few information about selling vampire weapons at a price, ranging from 30 to 70J. So it can be seen that Yu Da Basho is really generous and generous, Cheng Qing decided to treat him better in the future, and avoid giving him a good person card or something... 囧.

It's really just a bad fate, Cheng Qing went online, and Lang Jun also went online at the same time.

Lang Ning next door yelled: "Xiaojun, look, this is fate! You must be responsible for that soft girl this time!"

"Shut up!" Lang Jun pinched the center of his brows hard, he really wanted to know, why should he be responsible for that dog skin plaster girl if he accidentally logs in at the same time and won't get pregnant?It's really inexplicable.