[Online game] Don't!I am male

There was a steamed stuffed bun standing in the entrance. The steamed stuffed bun was beautiful in human shape. It wasn't that he was fat, it was because he was wearing too much clothes.

Short military boots, leather pants with leggings, a thick down jacket, a black knit hat in the down jacket hat, and a plaid scarf tightly covering the mouth. From head to toe, only the bridge of the nose and a pair of seductive foxes are exposed. Eyes in the air.

Ten years ago, Chu's Clothing developed constant temperature clothing, named after Tianshu, the eldest son of Chu, and put it on the market in the same year.

After that, as many thermostatic clothing brands sprung up like mushrooms after the rain, they quickly shared the soup leaking from the fingers of Chu's clothing. Thermostatic clothing gradually became the mainstream clothing of the middle and high-income class, and began to penetrate into the low-end market.

Therefore, there are really not many children who are so tightly covered by the humanoid bun at the door.

The human-shaped beauty bun put the red suitcase away, and loosened the plaid scarf, revealing a face that made Lang Jun and Cheng Qing burst into foul language in unison.

Mei Baozi is very beautiful, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is soul-stirringly beautiful, but this is clearly a man's face!

What they are waiting for is a female Tyrannosaurus rex!

Why did his sister have a male Tyrannosaurus!

"Yo! You're all stupid!" The beautiful Baozi Gong Tyrannosaurus smiled flatly, "I haven't said yet, Hi, surprise, why are you so stupid!"

"Damn it! You are the female tyrannosaurus! You are so disillusioned!" Lang Ning, taking advantage of Mr. Lang not around to supervise, rushed to the entrance, and began to tug on Mei Baozi's down jacket unkindly, "You wear so many, you just Aren't you afraid to cover the baby?"

"Fan, you smoked it, did the baby cover it?"

"Oh, you just smoked, brother said baby maggots."

"..." The people watching the female tyrannosaurus at the entrance silently turned around and walked towards the living room. The horrible expressions on their faces expressed the same meaning unabashedly: You both smoked, sincerely!

A group of sanctimonious bastards huddled in the living room, introducing each other in a few words.

With a deceptive fox smile, they greeted each of them one by one, walked in the clouds to push away the black girls, sat next to Cheng Qing's tough girl, and unscrupulously picked up Cheng Qing's tough girl's chin in front of Cheng Qing, shamelessly He teased: "Sister Qingchen, do you still want a hug, a rotten touch, or a wet kiss? I don't mind satisfying you at all!"

"!" There was a sharp pain on the outside of the thigh, and Cheng Qing took a deep breath, forced an elegant smile, and pushed away the hand of Yun Walking to rescue the sturdy girl who was about to run away. Secretly ravaged the thigh: "Tsk, child, are you an adult, and you just go around molesting people?"

Walking in the Clouds, this wonderful flower directly regarded Cheng Qing as air, and ignored it, turned around and began to hate iron and condemn Lang Jun: "Tsk! I said I can't beat it, you are too weak, brother made you such a How can you waste a good opportunity for a hero to save the beauty, it's cheap for nothing!"

Blame your sister!

This unlucky child, at such a young age, dare not to be so short-suffering!

I really want to... I love you so much!

Well, seeing the gift that Cloudwalk gave to Qingchen's sister, Cheng Qinghao unscrupulously changed his attitude towards Cloudwalk from an under-drawing channel to a rare channel.

Cloud Walk is such a good boy, he came all the way from W City, and brought everyone a gift—the peripheral products of the Legend of the Brave game.

The one given to Qing Chen's sister was the limited edition model of Cheng Qing's favorite beautiful bone, made of sterling silver.

"Here, heavy-mouthed and money-crazy girl, don't you want to send a wet kiss to show your gratitude?"

"The Lun family doesn't have wet kisses..." Cheng Qing's tough girl was not as harsh as Cheng Qing, took a symbolic glance at the model, and hurriedly stuffed it into Cheng Qing's hands, resisting the violent beating The impulsive child, who is less moral than his beast brother, squinted his eyes, and said with a smile, "The Lun family only has one brother who is as beast as you, do you want to give him to you for a day to exchange experience with beasts?" Yo!"

"This can be..." Cheng Qing rubbed the skeleton model, couldn't put it down, glanced at the coquettish virtue of Walking in the Clouds, followed the feeling of sympathy in his heart, and sent out an invitation, "Do you like girls? If you like it, tomorrow I'll take you to find a girl, I just have one day off."

"Are there only girls? Is there a showy year?"

"Brother only likes girls, but the School of Film and Television has a lot of flirtatious youths. With your conditions, um, I guess you want girls to have girls, and you want to have flirtatious years. How about you, do you want to go?"

"Film and Television Academy! Of course I want to..."

"..."

Therefore, physical clustering, people are divided into groups.

Even though the group in the living room were all sanctimonious bastards, when they got together, they were further divided according to normal or abnormal factors.

Walking in the Clouds and Cheng Qing smelled like each other, and they quickly got together and made an appointment to go to the beast together.

The black girl and the boss got together strangely and had a good talk.

Xue Da Qinshou and Professor Jun, one smiling like a spring breeze, the other with a paralyzed face expressionless, but communicated continuously.

The counterfeit Qingchen girl couldn't bear it with her big beast brother, she squeezed out from the siege of the two beasts, tried her best to maintain the soft girl's coat, and began to flirt with the husky brand student Ronning.

Only Mr. Lang Jun seldom speaks, but just listens with a calm smile and a drink of tea.

Her gaze seemed to glance over the fake Qingchen girl's increasingly unladylike smile, and the black girl couldn't help looking at the fake Qingchen girl's brother, fixed on the slender fingers who had been playing with the skeleton model. irritable.

The absurd idea that the counterfeit Qingchen girl and his brother are more like Qingchen girl have been unstoppable again. Mr. Lang Jun doubted his natural keen intuition for the first time. In his opinion, the fans who are self-deceiving will be all because of the wrong way of getting up And the illusion that breeds is ruthlessly suppressed.

He really didn't believe that fate would be so evil, and finally found him such a bad partner.

Yes!As you expected, fate has never been evil, only the god of evil fate who favors you.

So, Mr. Lang Jun, accept your fate!Stop struggling!

When a group of old men get together, they can eat, drink, whore and gamble, and revel in everything, as long as there is no red among them.

Because of the existence of the counterfeit Qingchen girl, the elders have to wrap up the elegant coat outside the beast, give up certain clubs that can be enjoyed wantonly, give up the passionate and ambiguous Pub, and propose to play golf in a sanctimonious manner. Swimming, going...or even going to the international playground in the northern suburbs of City A.

Due to student Lang Ning's physical condition, he couldn't go out in the snow, so all his plans went bankrupt, and he ended up staying at Lang Jun's house to eat and drink, talking nonsense all over the place.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the boss came to answer the phone call, and after exchanging contact information with the pious bastards, he offered to leave.

Heimei put her arms around Cheng Qing's shoulders, and whispered worriedly into his ear: "Sister, I know your leave is for two consecutive days, don't go out and have heat everywhere, and go back to the police station with Qing girl."

"Huh?" Cheng Qing leaned to the left, lazily leaning on the armrest of the sofa, raised his eyebrows, "Heimei, you care about my brother's private life!"

"Oh! Cheng Zi, it's hard to wait until you break up with Yihan..." The black girl leaned forward, smiling gracefully, "Of course I want to watch your belt, so that no one will stop me... Uh huh, don't Innocent pretending to be this stupid, I grew up wearing crotch pants to play, I know you better than yourself, believe it or not?"

"Hey! Get out, bro, I don't know what the hell you're doing!" Cheng Qing smiled and kicked the black girl away, cursing the black girl silly in the bottom of her heart helplessly, good brother, those messy things about your sister!I don't know if my brother only likes fragrant and soft girls?

The black girl didn't push her shamelessly as Cheng Qing expected, she shrugged helplessly and threw the car keys to Cheng Qing, uncharacteristically, "Forget it, you can have a good night, don't lose your beastly hair Xin, there are orders at home, I have to go."

"Give the car to brother, are you going to go back to T city on the 11th?"

"I won't go back to T City, and if there are no accidents, I'll see you tomorrow." The black girl smiled gracefully. Cheng Qing was extremely depressed and found that there was a hint of indulgence hidden in the dead child's smile. He shook the car key and asked helplessly, "You can get No. 11 without going back to T City?"

"Why?" The black girl smiled politely, but when she turned to face the boss coming, she quickly suppressed the emotion mixed in her smile and became formulaic, "Boss, how about a ride?" ?”

"can."

The black girl just followed the boss to come and go.

Cheng Qing stared at Heimei's back for a moment, then frowned: What a crime!Our innocent little black girl has only been in the clothing company owned by the Hei family for a year, and she has become so profiteering like the Hei family. How many years will it be okay?

Hello!Innocent?Do you have those beasts?

The boss who feels the most normal is here and the black girl is gone, and the tough girl from Cheng Qing’s family feels that this place has suddenly become a complete wolf den: the famous iron-faced professor of the police academy pretends to be a husky and sells his own wolf with all kinds of cuteness The younger brother's rain hit Basho, and crushed his elder brother's evil wolf in the love at first sight bathroom...

Low oil!The tough girl was shocked, it's time to say goodbye and escape!

"Brother, let's go too!"

bingo!Right in the middle of his arms, Cheng Qing lazily stretched his waist, and was about to speak, but...

"I'll see you off." Lang Jun said with a smile without warning, and Cloud Walk, who strangely introduced Cheng Qing as his confidant, laughed and booed, and dragged Cheng Qing, who was halfway up, back to the sofa, "That's right! Just I shouldn’t be able to get away with Qingchen’s sister, but my sister’s brother, why don’t you be lazy!”

"Yes! My future brother-in-law, give the children with a spring heart a chance!"

"Second, you can go with me later."

"What are you going?" Professor Jun was expressionless. Well, he couldn't show any expression. Anyway, he glanced at Xue Yu with Cheng Qing's eyes that couldn't read any emotions, then looked at Cheng Qing calmly, and said, " Wait until you don't have enough hands to catch black ace, you make up the number."

Not enough hands!Not enough for your sister!

If you catch Black A, you can play with three people, if you have four people, you can play with five people, and if you have six people, you need to add a deck of poker!

Your sister has five of you, and you asked me to stay to make up the number... Well, I can only stay to make up the number, who made the fucking Professor Jun speak up!

"Sister, let Mr. Lang take you back, brother, let's play for a while!" Best actor!Look at that elegant and coquettish smile, who can see that he is madly missing Professor Jun and his sister?

Let the wolf send her?The sturdy girl from Cheng Qing's family hurriedly shook her head and refused: "Don't bother, it's just a street, I can go back by myself."

"Then how can I do it, I'll give it to you." Lang Jun insisted on giving it off, and he had already put on his coat before Cheng Qing's tough girl.

The kindness is hard to come by, the sturdy girl of Cheng Qing's family can only grit her teeth and pretend to be a soft girl who is half an apartment and a bridge over the street, carefully stepping on ten-centimeter high-heeled shoes, and together with Lang Jun in the romantic snowfall... .

"Be careful." The moment she stepped on the overpass, the counterfeit Qingchen girl slipped, and Lang Jun held her arm in time, "Since you don't like it, why make it difficult for yourself to wear such high heels."

"It's not that I don't like it, it's just a carelessness."

"You seem to like someone who is not careful..." Lang Jun looked down at the doubtful girl calmly, and chuckled, "Oh, if you didn't say it, it would be hard to believe that you and Cheng Qing are brother and sister."

"Well, you're not alone."

"Huh?" Lang Jun raised his eyebrows. Even if this girl is not Qingchen's girl, she should have a close relationship with Qingchen's girl. Look at the two-faced and irritating way of talking, it really looks like it was carved out of the same mold.

"He looks like my beautiful mother. I am honored to inherit the genes of my father. Of course he doesn't look like him."

"So you're really brothers and sisters..." Lang Jun helped the sturdy girl, and climbed up the bridge carefully, "Your brother seems to like the little skeleton sent by the Tyrannosaurus. He also plays brave?"

"No way! He just likes that kind of thing." The sturdy girl was very smug and cleared up the relationship between her beast brother and the legend of the brave man. She was afraid that Mr. Lang would not believe it, and added a sentence, "Probably someone who studies forensic medicine." Perverted, he likes perfectly proportioned bones and... ahem, flesh."

"Let's put it this way, brother, I can't impress you. With your skeleton, my brother even dreams of soaking it in formalin for his private collection."

"Fortunately, he is not abnormal enough to put this idea into action, and it seems that he can't handle you either."

"So you just like the perfectly proportioned skeleton and body?" Lang Jun couldn't help recalling the process of meeting Cheng Qing. Is it a misunderstanding?In fact, that guy himself is so frivolous!

Sending away the counterfeit Qingchen girl, Lang Jun bought some ingredients that Lang Ning and his uncle liked to eat, and went home to cook for his birthday.

Without the black girl, the boss and the counterfeit Qingchen girl, Wangju is not like Wangju, but a bit like a family gathering.

Six men, two natural enemies in the kitchen, two who are used to being served by others, only the almighty Xue Daqin, like Mr. Lang Jun, can go out of the hall and into the kitchen, and the two of them cooperate to clean up easily There was a table of delicious food.

Professor Jun's foodie nature was exposed, and his calm eyes swept Xue Yu frequently.

I bet on the little chrysanthemum on the reverse side of the one-yuan coin, Xue Da Qinshou not only seduced Hei Wuchang, but also successfully conquered Hei Wuchang's stomach!

Hello, Cheng Qing!I bet on the one on the front of the one-yuan coin, Mr. Lang Jun unconsciously conquered your lustful stomach!

The god of evil fate watched Cheng Qing's chopsticks stretching towards Lang Jun's cooking, and laughed triumphantly.

In the glass sun room on the upper floor, six sanctimonious bastards surround the rattan table, admiring the snow, looking at the stars, and catching black cats.

At 09:30, Lang Ning automatically exited under Lang Jun's gaze, and rolled downstairs to wash and rest.

All the cells in Cheng Qing's body began to sing ripplingly: It's ten o'clock soon!At ten o'clock the old hooligan will have a rest, so he can leave and go find a girl!

However, the truth is often very disillusioning.

Until [-]:[-], the old rascal didn't say anything about going to rest, and Professor Jun didn't even mention the end of the show. As for the kid walking in the clouds, his night owl attributes were fully exposed. The more he played, the more excited he was. of!

The cells in Cheng Qing's body began to wilt, and his rippling singing began to go out of tune.

Finally it was eleven o'clock, when Cheng Qing felt that all the cells in his body were about to die, Professor Jun finally looked at Xue Yu and said respectfully, "The police yard is locked, you and Cheng Qing can stay here tonight."

Don't promise, don't promise, if you promise, how can you go to pick up girls!

However, Xue Daqin, who has no brothers and professors, made Cheng Qing very depressed and agreed: "Professor, please."

"No trouble, there is a guest room at home."

Don't bother your sister!You guys have to flirt and don't want La Ge to be a backer, okay?

Cheng Qingyou stared at Xue Da Qinshou resentfully, Xue Da Qinshou smiled inexplicably: "Second brother, don't you want to?"

"How could it be?" Cheng Qing instantly recovered his seductive smile, and complained silently: How could you be willing!

"There is only one guest room at home, one servant's room..." Well, Lang Jun and Cheng Qing sensed the flirtation between their paralyzed uncle and that Xue Yu, and lied very kindly, "Uncle, your room is big." , let Xue Yu squeeze with you?"

"Okay." The uncle with facial paralysis readily agreed, but what he said next made Lang Jun Sensen feel like he was self-inflicted, "The servant's room has long been converted into a storage room by me, and your room is quite spacious. Let Cheng Qing squeeze with you, the clouds are flying from W City, you need a good rest."

"Ang! That's right! I'm so tired after flying for more than an hour! And I don't sleep well, heck, anyone who sleeps with me will be kicked to the floor..." Cloudwalk narrowed his fox eyes and smiled slyly , "I'm really sorry."

I'm sorry you sister!Is the co-author brother your cannon fodder?

laugh!Is there a room in the middle of my brother's lower arms?

Cheng Qing stood up, stretched his waist, pulled out a gentleman's proper smile, and was about to show his demeanor, and said, "Here, it's okay, I'll go out and find a hotel to make do for the night."

As a result, Lang Jun's calm question floated out first: "Cheng Qing, don't you mind?"

Your sister!Are you looking for brother's opinion?It's clearly urging brother to get out of here, right?What a beautiful idea!

So, Cheng Qing's brain twitched, and the girls he was thinking about were thrown out of the sky in an instant, and he said very gentlemanly: "Of course I don't mind."