[Online game] Don't!I am male

The words spoken, the water poured out, and Mian Ji will go to Mian Ji if he promises. Cheng Qing has always kept his word.

But well...

"Student Cheng Qing, your memory is declining?" Just now, Yu Dabasho leaked her home address with a few children's papers who were going to meet in the team, and Cheng Qing muttered "This world is really small" and then Under the pretext of going to a spa, I got off the line under the teasing of a group of bastards. I leaned on the balcony with my mobile phone and basked in the afternoon sun, admiring the hurried figures of the unlucky kids who needed to take the postgraduate entrance examination. After getting the phone number of his own sister, Cheng Qing kept the graceful curve of his lips, and his tone was a little casual, but the words he said were really a bit ungentlemanly, "Do you want me to do a comprehensive inspection for you?"

"Cheng Qing, you beast! You're the one with a declining memory!"

"Look at you, you are not a lady at all. I told you that my brother's Qingchen girl is very soft. You can't destroy the image of Qingchen's soft girl tomorrow!"

"When did I promise you to go to Na Laoshizi's face-to-face meeting for you?"

"Just say that your memory is declining, sister, have you forgotten what you said to your brother when you came back from a blind date with your best friend two months ago? Huh?"

Cheng Qingyou!Do you dare to be more shameless!

The god of evil fate floated behind Cheng Qing, and heard the detailed process of Cheng Qing's coercion and lure of his own sister to interview Ji for him, he gritted his teeth with hatred: It's you, not your sister, that the interviewee wants to see!

It's fine if your sister goes for you, don't you dare to shamelessly pretend to be the boyfriend of Qingchen's sister!

"OMG, brother, I can do it for you, but can you stop pretending to be my boyfriend? You have to know that the pressure is huge!"

"What do you say?"

"It's unlucky, pretending to be a couple with you will be haunted by the resentment of your girls, and they will die young."

"Isn't your best friend alive and well?" Cheng Qing stopped his own sister from complaining, "Hey, sister, go to the spa, buy a set of lady clothes and come back! If you really don't know how to buy them, I can invite you to that cute one My girlfriends and classmates will help you choose."

"Don't you dare to be such a scumbag?" Cheng Qing hung up the phone, Xue Yu threw him a can of lemon-flavored soda to moisten his throat, "Let your tough girl pretend to be Qingchen soft girl, thank you for thinking of it. "

"Don't you think I'm the real scum when I'm in real life?" Cheng Qing shrugged indifferently, and hung up QQ on his mobile phone, "Besides, as a brother, I have the obligation to use every available opportunity to help my sister change She's a bit of a lady, isn't she?"

"Lady..." Fan Zihui, who didn't dare to participate in the face-to-face meeting because of her identity as a ladyboy, could only stay in the dormitory and grow mushrooms, teasing with envy, "Can your sister get involved?"

"Fan Si'er, you're getting more courageous, dare to say that my sister wants to force my brother to be rough!"

"Jie Jie Jie Jie, the bastard don't talk to him, he just envies and hates..." Zhao Xin took his own glutinous rice dumpling and shot at the little snowman in the snow, squinting his small eyes that focused on the light, and smiled wickedly, "But, the second Damn, aren't you afraid that your girl will be abducted by that thick, immovable leg?"

"Him?" Cheng Qing poked the black girl's QQ avatar with his fingertips, and Cheng Qing smiled slightly, with a trace of inexplicable displeasure in his heart, "With my handsome and perfect boyfriend, he won't have this opportunity."

"Wipe, beast, the world is so small, be careful to meet acquaintances!" Fan Zihui cursed contemptuously.

Xue Yu remained silent, smiling at the two little beasts fighting each other.

Cheng Qing gave Fan Zihui the middle finger, made an appointment with the black girl to meet tomorrow, told him not to reveal his secrets, and began to harass you if you can't touch me in a very boring way.

Qingchen: ^_^

111: Didn't you go to SPA?

Qingchen: Not yet, on the way.

111: ...

Qingchen: What are you doing?

111: Writing a dissertation.

paper……

Where is the thesis!

The computer screen is clean, all the programs are closed and only one chat window is left. Is this also called writing a thesis?

Classmate Lang Jun, do you want to tell nonsense without changing your face or beating your heart?

God of Nie Yuan, you are wrong!

Student Lang Jun's heart is beating all the time!

Calm and powerful, don't you believe that the little shou you found for him will come and listen?

Listen to a fart!

That disappointing little shou, did he get close to Mr. Lang?

The God of Sinful Fate and the God of Rot were ambiguously fighting and bickering in the void. Mr. Lang Jun neatly put on his black navy woolen coat, and knocked on the intercom on the computer desk: "I'm going to Wanda to pick up something, do you want it?" I'll bring you something back."

"Sure!" There was a clanging, clanging, clanging sound from the intercom. Before Lang Jun finished buttoning the third button, Lang Ning rushed in with a note, "Here, the list!"

"Rose, Dove, a diamond ring?" Lang Jun raised his eyebrows and looked at Lang Ning, "Could it be that you are going to propose to... a female Tyrannosaurus tomorrow?"

"Fart!" Lang Ning hated Mr. Le Lang's neck, which is not made of steel, "You stupid kid, this is prepared for you for Qingchen sister! You must bring it back!"

"..." Lang Jun rubbed the center of his brows helplessly, because of that wretched girl's temperament of pretending to be stupid, it would be better to just tell that girl that you don't come to give these things.

"Hey! You must bring it back! You give these to sister Qingchen, sister Qingchen is my brother's birthday present to you!" Lang Ning shook Lang Ning, "You have to know, brother is here for you For the sake of lifelong events, we made an appointment to meet them on our birthday!"

"Okay..." Lang Jun pulled Lang Ning's hand helplessly, but he didn't dare to use force, "Help me turn off the computer, I'm leaving."

Lang Ning turned his head and squinted at the screen, and quickly dodged to block Lang Jun's sight: "OK, you go, leave it to me."

The sound of Lang Jun closing the door sounded, Lang Ning smiled slyly, holding the keyboard, nestled in the chair like a boneless one, and typed.

The afternoon sun shines on the lazy figure through the window, reflecting an unhealthy white.

Qingchen: OO You also downloaded it.

111: You're not here, it's meaningless to leave me alone.

Qingchen: ==

look!

It really is an old hooligan!

Brother's decision is really right!

Grasping every opportunity to make his tough girl more ladylike is just an unreliable excuse. Cheng Qing just wants to use this online gathering to let the old rascal know that Qingchen's girl is already in possession, and cut off his seemingly innocent girl. no thoughts.

Now that he has accepted the group of friends hooked up in the legend of the brave from the bottom of his heart, then he can't watch his big thick legs with no emotional intelligence sink into the illusion of his light and soft girl, can't he help himself?

"Why don't you tell him directly and frankly that you are a man?" Xue Yu asked Cheng Qing with a smile, "Wouldn't it be more thorough?"

"I'm afraid..." Cheng Qing hesitated for a moment, then smiled unkindly and moved away from Xue Yu, "He doesn't mind meat and vegetables, he's a double."

Is that true?

Cheng Qing unconsciously avoided examining his own heart, saw the explicit words on the phone screen, instinctively sneered, and instinctively cursed the old hooligan.

With a sudden sneeze, Lang Jun frowned and turned up the temperature in the car to confirm that he had no symptoms of a cold. Then he gave up the idea of ​​urging Lang Ning to go back to his room, drove out of the community, and went straight to Wanda Shopping Plaza.

Wanda Shopping, jewelry department store on the first floor, women's clothing on the second floor, men's clothing on the third floor, and casual restaurants on the fourth floor.

Winter in the north is always windy and cold, especially in an inland city like City A, it is dry and cold, and the wind is as sharp as a knife.Lang Jun parked the car in the underground garage, took the elevator directly to the third floor, and helped his facially paralyzed uncle get the custom-made clothes.

Children who are targeted by the god of evil fate are always miserable and lucky.

After picking up his clothes, Lang Jun took the escalator downstairs, and was so honored to have an affectionate look at the girl from the police academy who had been on a blind date with him two months ago across the bustling crowd.

The girl from the police academy seemed very excited to see him, and pulled the tall girl beside her who was frowning to try on the little gray dress with wrinkled wrinkles and whispered a few words, and the two girls began to look at him frequently.

Lang Jun raised his eyebrows, but he didn't take it seriously. Young girls like to share some embarrassing private affairs with their girlfriends, he understands.

However, to his surprise, when he took the escalator to the second floor, the two girls approached the escalator with smiling faces and greeted him warmly: "Brother Lang!"

"What a coincidence, came to buy clothes?" Lang Jun pulled out a formulaic smile, and nodded towards the girl from the police academy whose name he had forgotten.

"Accompany my classmate to buy, we haven't finished shopping yet, let's go first!"

"OK, bye."

The girl from the police academy blocked him to greet him inexplicably, and said goodbye to him inexplicably. Lang Jun frowned, thinking that the girls nowadays are really, really boring.

He took the escalator to the first floor, picked up the custom-made items from the special silver building a few days ago, bought a pack of chestnuts, and drove home. As he expected, Ronning was still surfing the Internet in his study.

Throwing the oil chestnuts on the computer desk, Lang Ning shrugged his nose, and tapped the keyboard as a matter of course: "Pick it up."

Lang Jun may be cold and hard to others, but he is infinitely indulgent to this twin brother.

Lang Ning asked him to peel the chestnuts, he washed his hands and pulled the chair over, and sat beside him to peel the chestnuts.

After picking one up and putting it into Lang Ning's mouth, his eyes flicked across the screen, and he froze for a moment: "Lang Ning, should I express my gratitude, or should I express my anger?"

"Tsk! You don't have to be so polite!" Lang Ning frowned, pointed at the chestnuts with a smile, "Give me a few more chestnuts, and I'll have everything!"

"You are really..." Lang Jun wiped his hands with a wet towel, and touched Lang Ning's forehead, "After the online gathering, we should go to Dr. Chen's for recuperation for a few days, it seems a little too excited."

"Mr. Lang, tell me about that gorgeous human being again. You have no part in the cake that Qingchen sister brought him!"

"You count on her?" Lang Jun's mouth twitched, "Aren't you afraid of food poisoning?"

However, what is going to happen with the shallow expectation in the bottom of my heart when I say this on my lips?

Mr. Lang Jun, the blessing of the god of evil fate is really not omnipotent. I really don’t need to look forward to the problem of “making it with my own hands”. Our classmate Cheng Qing has always been the natural enemy of the kitchen. He is even more natural enemy than your facially paralyzed uncle. Eat him Cakes made with your own hands will be poisoned to death!

So, you'd better hurry up and stop your family Lang Ning from doing it yourself with Qing Chen's sister!

111: You have to do it yourself.

Qingchen: OO

111: You must do it yourself!

Qingchen: ==

111: Sister, can you only show your heart for immovability if you do it yourself!

Qingchen: Basho GG, you should change your name to Yuda Mynah^_^

Qingchen: I'm going to start the SPA, it's off, see you tomorrow.

After logging off QQ, Cheng Qing sneered, what do you mean?What more does he need from that old hooligan who drove to Wanda to write a thesis?

Hello!Are the state officials only allowed to set fires and not the common people to light lamps?

You can go to the bakery to have a spa, why can't you drive to Wanda to write a thesis if you can't move?