[Online game] Don't!I am male

Yesterday, Qingchen's girl said "The Lun family is charming", the server suddenly went down, and Hongyu Network had to conduct temporary maintenance, causing complaints.

Fortunately, Hongyu Network is really good at being a man, and decisively opened the two pet systems of the legend of the brave to calm the grievances of the majority of players.

Open the game, the chat window scrolls fast, and the world is full of players' surprises and insults about the pet system.

[World] Daoerye No. 3: Sets of all levels are accepted, the price is negotiable at the No. 1 trading hall of the 1st-line Warriors Market, if you want to sell, hurry up! P S: Nima Hongyu is really shameless on the Internet, and Nie Wenyu knows how to make money~

[World] Jelly Beans: ╮(╯▽╰)╭What game doesn't collect money?Tale of Valor is good enough.

[World] A knife in the back: What a J8, pets with character attributes can only be bought with money, isn't it just to make money?Nie Wenyu is making money in the coffin! (#‵′)convex

[World] Wumei: If you are not willing to spend money, you don't have to buy it.

[World] Attacking the heart is only for you: If you don't buy it, you will be ravaged by others. Nie Wenyu is shameless and does not explain.

[World] Walking in the clouds: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, those unlucky children who mentioned Nie Wenyu above have washed their chrysanthemums and are waiting to be exploded by their sisters! ~

[World] An arrow in the back: I wiped it, wandering in the clouds, everyone is careful to mention his concubine Nie Wenyu!

……

Seeing Cloud Walk swaggering in the world, the inexplicable intimacy took away a trace of resentment in his heart, Cheng Qing unconsciously licked the corner of his lower lip, and poked the update announcement.

what?

Why didn't he poke the cloud to walk?

Please, that female tyrannosaurus is happily going to fuck a group of men's assholes, he's going to poke her... looking for death? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

No wonder there are so many people jumping their feet, brushing Hongyu's network and Nie Wenyu tirelessly in the world.

There are two newly updated pet systems: one is a nanny-type pet that assists in combat and is responsible for sweeping the floor. This requires players to go to the wild to spawn monsters and explode pet spirits. The quality of pets depends entirely on luck; the other is purely ornamental to increase character attributes Sex pets can only be purchased in the mall with Brave Coins, the price is clearly marked, and the attributes are directly proportional to the money.

It's really hard not to be scolded for such Hongguoguo's behavior of misappropriating money.

Yesterday, sister Qingchen and the two men she kept under her care were dragged away by the system announcement and rescued from the danger of being chased and killed as soon as they got off the boat. Today, Cheng Qing read the update announcement Then he cursed heartlessly and heartlessly, "You profiteer!"

"Second goods, don't buy them..." Fan Zihui poked the luckiest little Ah Piao in the mall into his pet pen, and unscrupulously pushed Cheng Qing, "Otherwise, you will be really cheap and profiteering!"

"Jie Jie, Fan Si, why are you in such a rush, why are you in such a hurry!"

"Fuck you, bet on the heads of the one yuan coin, you must have put the pet in the bag to cultivate intimacy." Cheng Qing smiled and gave Fan Zihui the middle finger, poked into the mall to glance at the price, and exchanged it directly I spent three thousand Brave Coins, and bought the ugliest of several pets with the most intelligence—a dry little flower dog, unkindly named Hongyu Network.

What?You ask why the horse was not named Nie Wenyu?

Just kidding, my sister Cheng Qing, no, our classmate Cheng Qing is a gentleman, do you understand a gentleman?How can you call someone a dog?

Of course, this is not the point, the point is, his sister Qingchen doesn’t want to be fucked by a female Tyrannosaurus, ╮(╯▽╰)╭

After exiting the mall, the World Channel was still scrolling fast, but the content had changed from cursing Nie Wenyu to cursing the female Tyrannosaurus rex.

Tsk!How ecstasy did those children get blasted by the female tyrannosaurus!

Cheng Qing shamelessly gloated and clicked on the pet attribute panel, and chose to display the name, and four large shining characters immediately appeared above the ugly little flower dog's head - Hongyu Network.

Hanging up the second card, Can Xiao, the innocent little pastor walked the ugly Hongyu network, sauntering towards the light gate leading to the city of the sky from the port.

Staggered ladders, beautiful castles in the sky, and elves waving wings, the castle in the sky brings the dream of the legend of the brave to the extreme.

Appreciating the exquisite and dreamy city in the sky, Qingchen, the little pastor of Cheng Qing's family, accidentally stepped on the edge of the clouds, and just like that, there was another free fall against the constantly floating red 112, falling from the top to the bottom. bottom layer.

The God of Nie Yuan appeared, Mr. Lang logged into the game, and the little swordsman appeared right under Qingchen girl, and the moment when Qingchen girl landed on the ground.

"Fortunately, it's just a bunch of data." Qingchen girl hadn't stood still, and Cheng Qing's finger on the group therapy button hadn't been pressed yet, when such a calm low sigh came out of the headset.

Squinting, smiling, Cheng Qing tapped the group therapy twice, filled up his blood, gave the little pastor the same second card, Canxiao, and typed.

[Team formation] Qingchen: ^_^ The game design is flawed.

[Team formation] Qingchen: ^_^ The game design is flawed.

"Huh?" Lang Jun raised his eyebrows, a bit dazed by the thoughtless words of the wretched bastard girl.

[Team formation] Qingchen: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ can't hit people, otherwise it would be great to kill you! ~

"..." The corner of Lang Jun's mouth twitched, this unlucky girl's brain is short-circuited, why does she seem to be carrying a stomach full of gunpowder, and she wants to smash him to death when she comes up, it really... needs repairing!

Slowly raising the corners of his lips, revealing a vague smile, Lang Jun calmly agreed: "Well, it's better if you can smash it."

"Well, it's better if you can smash it."

Your sister!

The calm tone successfully brought back the resentment that had almost collapsed in Cheng Qing's heart, raised his eyebrows, sneered, and tapped the keyboard.

[Team formation] Qingchen: OO Uncle, you also feel that living is the burden of the legend of the brave man, do you want to help the brave man lighten the burden?

"No, I just think that if you can smash it, you can hug it..." You can't move my voice is still calm, without any waves, "Next time you make a mistake again, I can't think about it, I can catch you below..."

your sister!

The old hooligan is molesting brother again!

"So as not to smash the flowers and plants in the legend of the brave."

I go!

Flowers and plants, your sister!

[Team formation] Qingchen: TAT has 75 members.

"If you are good, I won't bully you."

Be good, sister!

Cheng Qing took a deep breath and looked out of the window. Although the setting sun was half dead, it still hung in the sky and illuminated the earth. There was no ghost, so it was impossible to see a ghost, so it could only be that the way to open the game was wrong. , It's a crime!

[Team] Qingchen: ==

[Team formation] Qingchen: I can't beat the uncle ^_^

"……Um."

[Team formation] Qingchen: Your child told you to go home and cook!Let’s go soon~(≧▽≦)/~

"Oh, it's time to cook." After the words fell, the doorbell rang, and the little swordsman began to lift the corpse. When Lang Jun walked to the porch, Lang Ning had already opened the door, hooking Professor Jun, who was not much taller than him, to play with the two brothers , Lang Jun took two large packages of ingredients from Professor Jun's hand, resigned himself to his fate, and went into the kitchen to cook for the two foodies.

Hearing the sound of the faucet being turned on and the cutting board being placed in the kitchen, Lang Ning leaned over to Professor Jun and whispered something in Professor Jun's ear, then dragged Professor Jun with a paralyzed face into Lang Jun's study... to watch a certain girl.

A certain girl didn't know that the person on the opposite side of the countless torrents of network data had changed, and she was still frightened by herself.

[Team formation] Qingchen: So obedient?

[Team formation] Qingchen: Are you really leaving?

[Team formation] Qingchen: Mr. Cook?

[Team formation] Qingchen: O.O burning eggs...

"Old bastard!" Cheng Qing gestured his middle finger to the little swordsman, the resentment disappeared and came back again, the feeling of dissipating half of it really hurts, and suddenly raised a nasty smile, "Tsk, if you have the ability, continue to pretend."

The little priest swung his stick at the little swordsman, but there was no response.

The little pastor raised his head and poked the little swordsman's shoulder with his staff, but there was no response.

The little pastor poked the sole of the little swordsman's feet with his stick on the ground, but there was no response.

The little priest smiled wretchedly, swung his staff across the little swordsman Chrysanthemum, but there was still no response.

Therefore, this scene completely fell into the eyes of the two unscrupulous "peepers".

"It's really..." Professor Jun Jun tapped his fingertips on the table and turned to look at Lang Ning, who was bursting into laughter, "I'm very pleasantly surprised."

"Oh—" Lang Ning leaned softly against Professor Jun, "I didn't expect Xiaojun to be so harsh."

"Ok?"

"This girl, she's starting to act pure and soft, and I'm thinking about hooking up with Xiaojun..." Lang Ning's smile began to twist, with his head resting on Professor Jun's shoulder, he continued to break the news in a very speechless manner. "In the end, Xiaojun didn't live up to it, and he didn't respond much. Later, I don't know why I suddenly got the hang of it and wanted to help my sister clean up the computer. As a result, I found a bunch of island country action movies on the girl's computer..."

"I'm thinking, it's over now, such a wretched girl, Xiaojun, who is frigid will definitely not like her, who knows..."

"He has changed his normal behavior and is interested in this girl!" Lang Ning hugged Professor Jun's arm and shook it, obviously laughing wildly, but forced himself to blame himself in grief, "Uncle! I'm sorry for my mother , found such a wretched girl as a wife for Xiaojun!"

"I don't blame you. I can cure Xiaojun's frigidity. It's too late for me to be happy."

Daughter-in-law... frigidity... your sister, the old hooligan's brother and uncle are indeed hooligans too!

[Team formation] Qingchen: —_—|||||||||The Lun family heard what you said.

"Uh... how does that Qingchen girl look swollen? Listen to me, I can't help but be really a good man!"

[Team formation] Qingchen: Are you... Basho GG?

"Yes!"

[Team formation] Qingchen: ==++++++

"Hey, sister, you accidentally know that my family really likes you, so just express your opinion!"

[Team formation] Qingchen: I only have one idea...

"Huh? Say."

"Yes, if you have an idea, feel free to mention it, uncle and brother will decide for you!"

[Team formation] Qingchen: Those with Jun in their name are either facial paralyzed or hooligans (#‵′)

"Pfft ha ha ha ha! Sister, you are dead, sincerely!" Lang Ning grabbed Professor Jun's face and said silently with his mouth: "Face paralyzed!"

[Team formation] Qingchen: ^_^ Don't be afraid, from now on, the Lun family refuses to talk to hooligans.

Cheng Qing gave the little priest a second card, Canxiao, quit the team, waved the blood-red vampire stick, and threw a string of blue magic bullets at the little swordsman. The magic bullets landed on the little swordsman, exploding Open, emitting a blue brilliance, like a blossoming magnificent blue fireworks.

Stepping on the brilliance of the fireworks, the little priest passed through the body of the little swordsman, teleported into the teleportation light gate in the lower right corner of Sky City, and disappeared.

"Auyou, this girl...wouldn't have been scared away?"

"I don't know, I only know that this girl will die soon."

"Tsk! Then let's not be careless and go to the resurrection point to meet our wretched girl Qingchen!"