[Online game] Don't!I am male

Centuries after century, blind dates have always vexed men and women, old or young.

However, Cheng Qing never thought that such a sacred thing as a blind date would fall to him, a great girl who has many girls who can miss him...a beast.

No matter what form the blind date was arranged on him, he sincerely thought it was a denial of his own charm.

Helplessly, the second toughest woman in the Cheng family threatened her with the power of her beautiful mother and lured her with the beauty of a 2091-level economic investigation department flower. The beautiful girl went to cheat on a certain handsome young man.

On October 2093th, 10, Cheng Qing walked out of the gate of the police station in pain, holding the false note that she had obtained by accident and was ready to be used to marry a girl, and took a bus to the Haojue Beauty Center five stops away for a SPA treatment. After a coquettish and polite hairstyle, he returned to the gate of the police academy on time at 4:[-] noon, waiting for the junior junior sister from the same school who in his eyes was venomous.

Well, being late is a girl's privilege.

Pulling loose the neck tie, Cheng Qing raised his eyes, looked at the shining sun through the coffee-colored sunglasses, and thought helplessly:

Sunbathing can promote blood circulation and metabolism.

Sunbathing can sterilize and enhance resistance.

Sunbathing can strengthen calcium absorption.

Sunbathing can...

His sister, no matter how good the sunbathing is, it's not at this time!

It's eleven o'clock at noon!

Poor brother, this... huh, skin that can't be tanned... So, this kind of girl who likes to be late owes the most... Cough!When he didn't think about it.

Seeing the white and tender girl walking out of the police station with ladylike steps, Cheng Qing began to sing in a rippling chorus, and blew a pleasant whistle in a low voice, sweeping away the hidden dissatisfaction in his heart, and revealed what he thought was the most charming smile , took the initiative to shake hands with the girl: "Hello, Junior Sister."

"Hello, brother." The so-called junior sister has a fair complexion, a low voice, looks quiet and graceful, and really fits Cheng Qing's picky eyes, but it's a pity that she is from the police academy. Putting his hand on the girl's shoulder, he plundered the welfare that he thought was not rude and belonged to him, and he did not forget to point out the girl with a pun, "Junior Sister, let's go, it will look awkward to keep the other party waiting for too long." Sorry!"

"Okay, Xiaoqing told you, it's love at first sight on the opposite side."

The girl who was put on the shoulder by the opposite sex didn't blush, her heart didn't beat, she didn't flinch, Cheng Qing shook her eyelids, and slandered helplessly: Well, the girl is a natural idiot, she doesn't understand his hints, she doesn't know whether a man and a woman will accept or not...

I don't know your sister!

Xihua, who has been in the police academy for three years, is naturally dumbfounded...who will believe it?

Sure enough, it was definitely his wisest decision not to flirt with the girl from the police academy?

"Love at first sight..." Cheng Qing stuck the words "vulgar enough" in his throat, and stepped onto the overpass with his arms around the girl's shoulders, "Yes, that damn girl said it."

That's right, I've said it before, saying that he was asked to eat western food with a beautiful woman in his arms for free, but he didn't say that the western food was love at first sight at the vulgar house opposite the police yard.

Love at first sight, the internal environment is as the name suggests, a western restaurant with strong Chinese characteristics, but borrowing the light of several surrounding universities, the business is surprisingly good.

It was meal time, and it was filled with couples of lovers and lovers.

Cheng Qing looked around with a smile, the waiters were so busy that they couldn't touch the ground, the girl who led the seat at the door and the cashier were all temporarily caught and sent to the waiter who was a guest: "Junior Sister, is your date here yet?"

"Brother, in this restaurant my partner is you!" The girl replied calmly, grabbed a passing waiter and muttered a few words, and smiled sweetly, "Auntie Lang has reserved a seat, let's go over."

The corner of Cheng Qing's mouth twitched, he withdrew his hand, and put it half in his trouser pocket. Sister Ren took him on his arm, and they followed the waiter to a certain blind date battlefield that he didn't really need to appear in his opinion.

Sincerely, that auntie of the Lang family chose a good seat, really good, quiet, quiet and elegant, except for the people who kept passing by the bathroom nearby, it was rare to see the neighbors around... 囧.

Cheng Qing ordered a glass of soda water, and the girl ordered a glass of iced lemon. The two sat calmly on the same side and waited for Sao Nian who was about to be deceived.

Yes, although they were 10 minutes late, the other protagonist of this blind date has not arrived yet.

It's so ungentlemanly, even if it's a blind date, it's okay to be so late and make the girl wait... Emotional intelligence is too low, is there any reason?

I heard the girl say that the other party is from the Department of Science and Technology and Computer Science next door, so is it said that the Department of Computer Science is full of guys with zero EQ?

Thinking about the characteristics of the computer department's children's paper that the girl from the Film and Television Academy once talked about, Cheng Qing unkindly imagined a fat, short man with a Mediterranean head and thick bottle bottoms in his eyes...

Wait, really, it's subversive!

Cheng Qing stood up and quickly scanned the other person's figure, all he wanted to say was, "Perfect!"

There is another perfect body that makes him want to collect it!

Glancing at the girl from the corner of the eye, he asked silently—do you really want to reject such a handsome man?

The girl smiled sweetly, took the initiative to hold Cheng Qing's arm, and leaned on his shoulder: "Brother Lang, this is my boyfriend, Cheng Qing."

Well, don't guess what the girl is thinking!

Cheng Qing smiled cooperatively and shook hands with the expressionless man: "Hi, nice to meet you."

"Hello..." The man stared at Cheng Qing's face for three seconds, showing a vague smile, "Mr. Lang."

A blind date is not like a blind date. The man with a somewhat familiar voice has no hostility towards his appearance. He doesn't look at the fragrant and soft girl, and keeps lingering on him with interest, which makes Cheng Qing feel a sense of indifference. The feeling of being possessed by God.

Glancing at the door of the bathroom, Cheng Qing stood up and smiled apologetically: "Sorry, let's go to the bathroom."

In the bathroom, after turning around in the mirror, he didn't find anything wrong. Cheng Qing felt relieved, at least his image was still perfect, but... who told him that it was something magical?

From the mirror, he saw the man leaning against the door of the bathroom with his chest folded, staring at him with a half-smile, the smile on Cheng Qing's face instantly cracked, and then instantly recombined: "Mr. Lang, I'm not interested in men."

"Huh?" Lang Jun raised his eyebrows, raised his legs to block the doorway, lowered his head slightly, and Cheng Qing's face and facial features were slightly softer for a man, and he stated calmly, "But I remember someone told me a few days ago, make sure I want to be immortal." You want to die, you won't forget so soon, will you?"

"!"

Is the enemy's road narrow?

No wonder the voice is so familiar!

It turns out that the body he wanted to collect twice turned out to be the same person, so let me tell you!When did such a perfect bone become rotten!

Cheng Qing lowered his eyes, hooked the corners of his lips, and greedily admired the thigh in front of him: It would be great if this leg bone could be carried back and soaked in formalin!

Looking up, Cheng Qing still had a charming smile, completely forgot the advice Han Xu had given, and pinched Lang Jun's sharp chin without fear of death: "Yo, I didn't recognize it just now, why are you still thinking about my brother? "

How old is it?

It seems that he has behaved so well that even he himself has forgotten the hot-blooded, aggressive and reckless Mr. Lang.

but……

It's not easy!

After all these years of cultivating his mind and character, he still meets someone who makes him want to do something.

Lang Jun casually raised his hand, pinching his seemingly slender wrist, swept his leg across, turned around neatly, and unexpectedly pushed the man who was so frivolous that he wanted to teach him a lesson against the wall in the bathroom. Pressing against the man's chest, he squeezed the joints of Cheng Qing's wrist with his left hand a little bit, and smiled: "It feels good."

Not bad your sister!

This bastard was so skillful that he pinched his wrist painfully.

Cheng Qing adjusted his breathing, maintained his usual charming smile, and blew far into the man's ear: "Tsk! Why are you so impatient? Are you afraid that brother will run away like you?"

"Brother Lang, you are..." Bai Nennen's junior sister stood at the door, watching Lang Jun lower her head and approach Cheng Qing's cheek, ignoring the ambiguous gazes of men and women coming in and out, men and women, With water in his eyes, he accused excitedly, "How can you suppress Senior Brother Cheng here!"

Oops!

Press your sister Yo!

Sister, do you dare not to speak so... ambiguously!

Which eye of yours sees that this is... well, it's a bit ambiguous, but it's clearly just a relationship between being suppressed and being suppressed. Is my brother still looking for a chance to fight back?

Cheng Qing looked away, and glared at the girl in the mirror depressedly. Lang Jun suddenly let go, smoothed Cheng Qing's loose tie, took a step back, and chuckled: "Heh! Then change the place."

Change your sister!

Is it true that the god of decline is possessed today?

Cheng Qing flexed his wrist in depression, and looked at the perfect body opposite with a sneer: "Brother will soak you in formalin sooner or later!"

Tsk!This strong desire to collect, what kind of obsession does it imply!

"It's for a change..." Bai Nennen's junior sister squinted and smiled ambiguously, and mercilessly offered Cheng Qing, who had claimed to be her boyfriend not long ago, and asked Lang Jun, "Brother Lang, blind date..."

"I'll tell my aunt that I'm not good enough for you."

"Go ahead..." Bai Nennen's junior sister waved her goodbye with a smile. Before leaving, she kindly reminded her, "Love at first sight is above the Express Hotel!"

Damn it, how can this girl be quiet at all!

Cheng Qing grabbed his short short hair in depression, and cursed: "Wipe it! Damn girl, I can't spare you!"

"Let's go, let me see how you make me want to die." Lang Jun blocked Cheng Qing's leaving route in a happy mood, and invited Cheng Qing with a smile. Cheng Qing kicked Lang Jun's left leg and whipped his leg Lang Jun's left waist, although it was empty, successfully broke through Lang Jun's blockade and walked out of the bathroom.

Surrounded by a low wall of bright red roses are a pair of hook-up dogs, men, dogs, men, dogs, and women. Cheng Qing pursed his lips inexplicably, turned around, and smiled lewdly and coquettishly at Lang Jun: Do you want to die?"