[Online game] Don't!I am male

[Team formation] Qingchen: Perfect!What beautiful bones!

"Really?" The fingertips fluttering on the keyboard paused, Lang Jun raised the corner of his mouth, and left the team. You can't move me, little swordsman. The priest slashed out with a magnificent sword.

"Wipe it!" Cheng Qing crazily pressed the group therapy, drank the blood bottle, barely dragged the little priest with only a trace of blood back from the brink of death, and put "four twos" on top of the head on the screen again, The little swordsman who started chopping the beautiful little skull raised his middle finger and tapped the keyboard.

[Team formation] Qingchen: Is TAT ​​this time for a magic horse again?

"I want to kill." Lang Jun's answer was very concise, no reason, just want to kill, if you really want to complain about something... just blame you for reminding me of that frivolous man who wanted to beat him but failed.

So, is it actually venting anger or something?

It's hard to be familiar with venting anger!

It's just that you are so righteous in venting your anger, do you dare to be more shameless?

"Stupid boy, believe me, you will be punished sooner or later!" The God of Nie Yuan contemptuously pointed his middle finger at Lang Jun's back, floated to the next door, and thumped the table together with Lang Ning.

The God of Nie Yuan said silently with kelp tears: "Lang Ning, your brother was born with a heart of stone. He is too disappointing. We can only look at you!"

Lang Ning was lucky, and coaxed in the most gentle tone: "Sister, don't cry! You disappeared for two days for no reason, and suddenly you appeared, it was just a carelessness... Well, I lost control Come on, it's not all about what you think..."

[Team formation] Qingchen: OO thinks I want to kill me...

"Bingo, have you ever heard of the deep responsibility of love! I love you too much if I can't shake it. Sincerely, sister, I won't lie to you!"

Sincerely his sister!

Sincerely his sister!

The tacit understanding came and couldn't be stopped, Lang Jun and Cheng Qing, separated by countless data torrents, cursed in unison, and thought in unison: If this is considered sincerity, sincerity is too frivolously worthless, is there any?

[Team formation] Qingchen: —_—|||||||It's really scary, let alone a tombstone, dear!

"Sister, don't listen to the cloud, listen to what my brother tells you..." Lang Ning controlled Yu Dabasho to walk away from the cloud and walked away from the female tyrannosaurus, cleared his throat, and began to talk at length, "I can't help but grow so old, I haven't talked about it once I'm in love, so I don't know how to express my love..."

"Fanzi, how much do you want to find me a partner? Huh?" Lang Jun pinched his brows, feeling very helpless at Lang Ning and the old man's infinite enthusiasm for helping him introduce girls and arrange blind dates.

In his life plan for the past three years, there is no place for a strange woman at all, okay?

What the hell are they in a hurry for?

The predecessors said it well: love not for the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

Did he really not want to be a hooligan before he met someone who made his heart flutter and wanted to spend his whole life with him?

He is not some kind of frigidity, but self-discipline, self-discipline...

Lang Ning probably won't be able to understand the word self-discipline in his life...

"Don't interrupt, I really want to..." Yu Da Basho impatiently reprimanded you for not being able to impress me, and continued to chatter around Qingchen's sister, "Sister, you heard my brother right, it is absolutely impossible to be impatient. What a man!"

"Up to the hall, down to the kitchen, so warm..."

The sound of the rain hitting the plantain blah blah suddenly disappeared, and Lang Ning, who had never understood self-discipline, lost the connection again because the computer automatically shut down.

"Tyrannosaurus, continue to brush?" Lang Jun turned off the walkie-talkie to block Lang Ning's meaningless angrily howling, and asked Walking in the Cloud.

"Swipe! Of course you have to swipe when the lucky girl comes, maybe a pair of Gao Zhi earrings will burst out for my sister with the next wave of beautiful bones! Oh hehehe——"

Lucky girl?

maybe!

Lang Jun raised the corner of his lower lip helplessly. In a sense, the dog skin plaster girl is indeed the lucky girl of the female tyrannosaurus. With her around, it seems that any equipment can add some intelligence.

You can't move me, little swordsman, I stuck in place and twisted around, drawing the wandering little black skulls together, and pulling them within the attack range of Cloud Walk, and began to release them interactively amidst the bright red rocket technique and the green poison. Crack and group attack, tightly holding the hatred of the little skull.

"Sweeping the floor, add blood." After eating a few eels, seeing that the girl with dog skin plaster was still hiding behind the cloud walking, she had no choice but to... order.

Look, begging for so much righteousness, it's really... so uncute!

Cheng Qing pursed his lips, and cast a contemptuous glance at the little swordsman, manipulating the little priest Qingchen to hold the bright red vampire staff, rushing towards you with the attitude of a beautiful woman saving a hero, sucking blue and slugs while running therapy.

"Fuck! Pig, what are you rushing here for? You want to die!" Lang Jun was unconsciously nervous, and the frequency of fingertip dancing suddenly accelerated. You can't move me, my little swordsman rushed to the dog skin plaster girl at the fastest speed, and wiped her away. Small skeletons around.

Cheng Qing raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, and manipulated the little priest to sweep away the silver plates and a black dagger on the ground, click to follow you, and began to type slowly.

[Team formation] Qingchen: ^_^ That's great, it turned out that the prefrontal cortex of the brain that couldn't beat GG had necrosis! ~

"Pfft hahaha! Good girl, so you are so suspicious? Fate!" Luo Liyin walked wildly in the clouds and laughed wildly, Cheng Qing curled the corners of his mouth and accelerated the speed of typing on the keyboard.

[Team formation] Qingchen: Sister Yun, you know, you can't beat GG's performance, so people have to be so skeptical! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Understood! My sister understands everything! Oh, hehehe, the girl is amazing!"

"You two, dare you not talk about me so blatantly?" The corner of Lang Jun's mouth twitched, and he controlled the little swordsman with black lines on his face to continue attracting and slashing monsters like an old scalper, "It's not that I measured the necrosis of the prefrontal cortex in my brain, I have enough self-control."

[Team formation] Qingchen: Such a boring life, ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"You do not understand."

"Then you understand? Let me tell you, you two also studied medicine?" Cloud Walk had a monkey expression on his face, chatting and sprinkling poison and setting fire to destroy skeletons, "If they are both, then it is really fate." !"

[Team formation] Qingchen: I am ^_^

"I'm not." Lang Jun took the dog skin plaster girl and a new group of little skeletons, and rushed towards the clouds for a walk, "But it just so happens that a very unethical uncle doubted me so much, so..."

"Interesting! Sister, my sister loves dissecting the most, how about you?"

[Team formation] Qingchen: I love beautiful bones with perfect proportions ^_^

"Tsk, no wonder the girl praised Little Skull, occupational disease?"

"Occupational disease or mantra?"

"Ding!" The weird intuition cultivated in dealing with countless girls suddenly jumped out and rang the alarm. Cheng Qing narrowed his eyes. At this time, he must trust his intuition, otherwise he will be abandoned by the fragrant and soft girls. have?

Hey, do you dare not treat Dabu as a girl? (#‵′)convex

Facts have proved that he really dare not.

[Team formation] Qingchen: Occupational disease TAT

[Team formation] Qingchen: Occupational disease TAT

Glancing at the chat window, Lang Jun couldn't help laughing at himself, it must be the wrong way of getting up in the past few days, otherwise why would there always be a trace of strange emotion in his heart?

For example, when the dog skin plaster girl disappeared for two days for no reason, there was a trace of unaccustomed inexplicably appearing in his heart.

For example, when chopping the dog skin and plastering the girl, I unconsciously didn't try my best.

For example, worrying that the girl with dog skin plaster will be gnawed to death by skeletons.

For example, based on just one sentence, I inexplicably suspected that the dog skin plaster girl and that frivolous man are the same person...

If yes, how?

Probably will be disappointed!

Why be disappointed?

Lang Jun asked and answered in his heart, and before he could find out the reason for his disappointment, he inexplicably experienced the taste of "raged".

There are many people leveling and brushing skull earrings on the second floor of the abandoned ghost house, but before that, everyone tacitly divided the areas, each brushing their own, and the well water does not violate the river water.

However, there is always a kind of person who will watch all directions and listen to all directions when spawning monsters.

Just when Lang Jun was thinking about how wrong his way of waking up these days was, Blessing, the dog-skin plaster girl with a decrepit physique, actually burst out a pair of skull earrings.

The Goupi Plaster girl was smiling brightly with a second-hand brand. She had just picked up the skull earrings, and before she could show off her complacency, the Ice Thunder Mage in the group of five who spawned monsters next to her slashed a lightning bolt at the Goupi Plaster girl without saying a word.

"Been struck by lightning?" Xue Yu came out of the bathroom, saw this scene, and teased with a smile, "You have committed a lot of crimes in the past two days!"

"Fart, I'm clearly doing it for good..." Cheng Qing's smile was so rippling, his heart was so sad, Bodhisattva, he finally went out to let the wind go, but he didn't have a chance to get the girl?

"Tsk, back to blood, three left and four behind, dodge that thunder, approach your house immovably, wait there for death?" Xue Yu poked Cheng Qing's back of the head helplessly.

Cheng Qing threw countless girls out of his mind in a hurry, followed Xue Yu's command to move the little priest Qingchen, dragging the big blood-red staff, towards You Can't Touch Me.

"Not too stupid."

Well, let's take it as Mr. Lang's appreciation for the girl who is Goupi Plaster.

You can't move my little swordsman and the flirtatious cloud-walking little mage at the same time moving closer to the dog-skin plaster girl.

In fact, for PK or something, a female tyrannosaurus is enough.

The five people who dared to rob were really inferior to the female Tyrannosaurus, regardless of their skills, equipment or level, so the female Tyrannosaurus said proudly and excitedly: "Hey, I can't beat you, comfort your sister, these few days The rubbish belongs to my sister."

"You look at the sweepers, they belong to me." Lang Jun refused, like those martial arts masters who pretended to be 13 before the decisive battle in the legend, they spoke first before making a move, always giving themselves a high-sounding reason to kill.

[Nearby] You can't touch me: Those who dare to kill my house sweeper, are you bored?

[Nearby] The eagle catches the chick: Chick, it’s mustard, just say it rudely, 8 need to find such a high-sounding reason, do you think your buddy didn’t see her when you fucked her?

Lang Jun turned one corner of his mouth to sneer, and controlled the little swordsman to rush towards the other side's little priest extremely heroically, killing him instantly with a single blow.Turning around and applying the ring of anger, gnawing on the eel, attacking alternately with ground crack and group attack, this time he didn't ask Sweeper to add blood to him.

Cheng Qing squeezed his chin, although he didn't know what this unpleasant big thick leg was causing twitching, but, he thought, his heart of pity and pity had softened again, really... I'm so sorry!

"Tsk, second child, add blood to him!" Xue Yu patted the back of Cheng Qing's head, "He is so angry that he is a beauty, shouldn't you give him some motivation?"

"Chongguan his sister!" Cheng Qing twitched the corners of his mouth and cursed in a low voice. After all, he was manipulating the little priest to get close to the little swordsman, start group healing, and occasionally double-click with magic to sneak attack the garbage farthest from him.

The tacit cooperation between the big thick legs and the sweeping floor, three times and five divisions, turned five bullying robbers into five black tombstones.

The little pastor Qingchen kicked a tombstone cheerfully, picked up the gold coins and equipment they exploded, and asked kindly.

[Nearby] Qingchen: Do I need to be resurrected? ^_^

[Nearby] The eagle catches the chicken: ...

[Nearby] Qingchen: 1J once, no bully!

[Nearby] The eagle catches the chick: get out!

[Nearby] Light Dust: TAT

Little swordsman, you can't move me, I cut a sword at the tombstone of the eagle catching the chick, and I owe Bian a warning.

[Nearby] You can't touch me: I'm the only one who can bully the sweeper in my house. I'll scold you and kill you once again.