[Online game] Don't!I am male

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The damage numbers like a command for foot drills jumped out of the heads of various snails cheerfully. Cheng Qing took off his 3D glasses angrily. He was so idle that he let the girl not care, and came back to play this childish game with those three beasts!

The three beasts were playing happily while staring at their own monitors, Cheng Qing's beautiful lips curled up in a strange arc, very nice and very devoted: "Boss Xue, give me a note."

Xue Yu smiled, with a warm and friendly smile: "Second brother, we agreed to scum "Legend of the Brave" together, do you want to go back on it?"

Zhao Xin, who "shared the bed" with Xue Yu①, suddenly let out a piercing smile: "Jiejiejiejie, bastard, I know you can't help it, you want a fake note, go downstairs to the female student as agreed just now .”

Fan Zihui, the roommate who shared the bed with Cheng Qing, sighed: "Forget it, for the sake of the scarce resources of our police station, we should not let him go there. Boss, give him a note and let him do his own crimes."

Xue Yu sighed softly: "Fourth brother, we are all brothers, why bother!"

Zhao Xin: "People's hearts are not ancient!"

Fan Zihui: "The predecessors once said that a dead Taoist friend will not die a poor Taoist."

"Sigh, I never expected that Fan Si, who is so in love with a second-hand guy, would stab a second-hand guy in his back quietly, let alone..." Zhao Xin took off his 3D glasses in the midst of his busy schedule, and used his glasses, which are said to be quite spotlighting. His small eyes cast a contemptuous look at Fan Zihui, and turned to look at Cheng Qing devoutly, "It turns out that there is a shining heart of the Virgin hidden under your romantic and affectionate coat."

Cheng Qing stroked his forehead: "Go to hell, you three beasts!"

Cheng Qing stared speechlessly at the roof covered with mosquito blood. He must have lost his nerve, so he didn't go to have a room with the girl who was brought back from the Film and Television Academy.

The retro game "Legend of the Brave" developed by Hongyu Network has been promoted since the year Cheng Qing and the others entered the police academy. Now that they have been in the forensic department for four years, this game has just started public beta testing.

So when the three beasts made a foul, Xue Daqin made four lots according to "Legend of the Brave". Confessing love to Hei Wuchang at Zhuan's graduation ceremony, it should be a commemoration of our beautiful university time that is coming to an end!"

Is the forensic profession good?

Of course it is beautiful, the instructor said that we have the most exquisite courseware, the strongest teachers, and the most excellent experimental teaching.

In fact, Cheng Qing just wanted to say: We have the most perverted instructors and the most perverted students.

Cheng Qing was kicked out of the shelves and drawn lots—Mage.

He comforted himself that a mage is good, and if he trained as a mage, his gorgeous skills would definitely be able to hook up with many girls.

Being a master of perfect details, he cast dice for half an hour and finally cast the perfect points for a mage - both strength and agility are the lowest 4, and the remaining 21 points are all on wisdom and luck.

He seems to have foreseen that in the near future there must be countless girls following him waiting for his luck.

Cheng Qing was suddenly full of ambitions. After talking with the village chief with a small stick held up by the little mage Qingchen who controlled him, he rushed towards all kinds of snails excitedly.

However, the idea is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny, because he pursues perfection and wants to practice pure methods, so his harm to the snail has become a command for marching.

Judging from this situation, he needs to turn from [-] to [-]th level to have real attack power.

Look at Xue Daqin's heroic quasi-soldier Cod, who is also at the first level. He kills a small snail with a single blow, but he needs to hit a green snail with a dozen hits to kill the lowest-level green snail. This is the gap!

He was unlucky enough to draw a mage, and compared with those three beasts, he obviously lost at the starting line.

Unwilling to smash the snail a few times, Cheng Qing lay down on the rope and began to ask for a group. However, there were many soldiers coming and going, and no one stopped for him.

Staring at the soldiers who walked past him and ran towards the girls who were also begging for a group, Cheng Qing was very depressed: the girls were no longer pure, and they were touched by those unlucky fighters right after they were born.

Cheng Qing continued to lie on his stomach to beg for a group, when a male soldier in a dazzling black armor suddenly appeared at his feet, the armored epee was particularly conspicuous in the crowd of novice uniforms all over the floor.

Cheng Qing regained his spirits immediately and started swiping the screen.

[Nearby] Qingchen: Dude, let's form a group, please take me with you.

[Nearby] Qingchen: Dude, let's form a group, please take me with you.

[Nearby] Qingchen: Dude, let's form a group, please take me with you.

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"Brothers, form a group, please bring." appeared above the little mage's head one after another.

However, Niu B's gleaming black armored warrior circled around Qingchen, swept away all the snails under Qingchen's feet with a smart sword strike, and then stuck to his feet without moving.

Cheng Qing twitched the corner of his mouth, established a team, and tried to send a team invitation to the black armored warriors, but he was gorgeously ignored.

This is really... the feeling of seeing a master dangling under his feet, but he can't hug his thighs, is even more depressing than hugging a girl to bed and discovering that she suddenly came to the aunt.

Therefore, Cheng Qing felt that he should take advantage of Xue Da Qinshou's obsession to get a leave of absence and go out to find a new girl from the Film and Television Academy to relieve his depression.

Who would have thought that those three beasts would focus on two things, staring at him to death... People are not old!If he can't get a girl, he will envy and hate him.

Cheng Qing didn't mention the false note anymore: "How many levels are you all in?"

Xue Yu: "15." He is a fighter, and he mainly increases his strength. The upgrade speed in the early stage is understandable, Cheng Qing thought.

Zhao Xin: "Jie Jie, level 13." He is an archer. Although he mainly increases agility, he can also increase his strength temporarily and then replenish his agility later, so this leveling up speed is also understandable, Cheng Qing thought again.

Fan Zihui: "Level 9."

"!" Cheng Qing narrowed his eyes. The three beasts all started the game after casting perfect points. Fan Zihui's ranger is mainly lucky and agile, and also has no strength. How can he level up so quickly?There are tricks!

"Fan Si, are you hanging up?"

"Second, you're flattering the little one!"

"Why do you level up so fast?" Cheng Qing thought that he couldn't get close to soldiers, let alone Fan Zihui.

"Character!" Fan Zihui's smug tone was very flattering, so Xue Yu said with a smile: "Second, as long as you are willing to sacrifice, I guarantee that you will level up faster than the fourth."

"Huh?" Cheng Qing raised his eyebrows and smiled lightly, "Boss, although you are handsome, brother, I really don't like this..."

"Jie Jie Jie Jie, Boss, you are not charming enough to win back the carrot heart of our bastard!"

"Hey! I lost my heart on the fragrant and soft girl, and I can't take it back. Boss, please express your condolences."

"You are dead." Xue Yu stopped the cod that was heading towards the prairie IV, and smiled slyly, "After the second turn, the PK field will lead the abuse."

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After a short silence, Cheng Qing said: "Fan Si, you are the culprit, do you hear me?"

Fan Zihui: "Fuck you, do my shit."

Xue Yu: "Don't get excited, everyone has a share."

Fan Zihui and Zhao Xin looked at each other: "Level up!" If you want to escape Boss Xue's claws, you must be at least ten levels higher than Cod.

Cheng Qing: "Fan Si, ask for the secret book."

Zhao Xin: "Fan Si's cheat book is not a cheat book, it's just a secret sex change operation for himself."

Cheng Qing was surprised: "Shemale?"

Fan Zihui smiled disdainfully: "What's wrong with the shemale? The shemale has three good things, you can't spend all the money, the equipment is delivered to the door, and the partner training GG forms a strengthened team."

The corners of Cheng Qing's mouth twitched: "Boss, is Fan Si... a wife?"

Xue Yu: "If he is a wife, people all over the world will be married."

Fan Zijian scolded with a smile: "Fuck you! Idiots, if you have the guts, keep going, don't practice transvestite!"

Xue Yu: "If the second child practices the transvestite account, he will be more popular than you."

Zhao Xin: "That's right, the second-hand girl is not for nothing, how dare he step on N boats if he can't figure out what the girls are thinking?"

Cheng Qing: "Thanks for the compliment."

Cheng Qing put on the 3D glasses and found that the black armored warrior was still standing at his feet.

With a smirk on his lips, he quickly went offline, abandoned the second-level little mage Qingchen without hesitation, rolled the dice for more than 30 minutes, and built a perfect female mage-Qingchen next to Qingchen.

Big eyes, pointed chin, black ponytail, light blue novice cloth robe, and a little water blue flower between the brows.

Cheng Qingjian's female number is extraordinarily pure, and it can definitely arouse the desire for protection buried deep in the hearts of most males.

Cheng Qing controls Qingchen to accept the task of snail shell from the village head, and walks into the teleportation array holding the wooden stick, the light flashes, the pure and attractive little mage Qingchen appears on the prairie 1 and welcomes N strike up a conversation.

[Nearby] Crying Bug: MM, GG will take you to upgrade!

[Nearby] He is too handsome for no reason: MM, upgrade with GG!

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[Nearby] Lalala: Sister, don't talk to those stinky men, sister will take you to level up.

So, do transvestites not only attract men, but also girls?

Cheng Qing opened the small map, and the mouse hovered over the red human-shaped light spot. Finally, he found the ID of the black armored warrior—you can't touch me.

Cheng Qing smiled cunningly, and controlled the little sorcerer Qingchen to pass through a group of accosters coldly and noblely, and went straight to You Can't Touch Me.

The little mage Qingchen stopped beside you, waved the wooden stick at the shoulder of the black armored warrior, and pitifully tugged at the warrior's belt.

[Nearby] Qingchen: GG, can you upgrade me? ^_^”

[Nearby] You can't impress me: Not good.

[Nearby] Light Dust: TAT

[Nearby] You can't touch me: crying is useless.

[Nearby] Qingchen: GG, take it with you, the Lun family is so pitiful, smashing snails is always one, two, one.

[Nearby] You can't touch me: ...

[Nearby] You can't impress me: Pure law?

[Nearby] Qingchen: Yes. ^_^

[Nearby] You can't impress me: No.

[Nearby] Qingchen: Why?

[Nearby] You can't impress me: You're only level one, so it's better to bring a mop bottle with you.

[Nearby] Qingchen: TAT Lun's family will not always be a drag.

[Nearby] You can't impress me: What can you do now?

[Nearby] Light dust: Sweep the floor. ^_^

[Nearby] You can't beat me: That is to say, I spend blood, mana and monsters to kill monsters, and you sweep away all the equipment and coins?

[Nearby] Qingchen: I'll keep it for GG first, and I'll give it to you after you use it! ~^_^

[Nearby] You can't impress me: Sister, I'm already three years old. ╮(╯_╰)╭

[Nearby] Qingchen: You are not a good person. ╭(╯^╰)╮

[Nearby] You can't impress me: That's right, brother hates good cards.

[Nearby] Qingchen: You are a good person. ^_^

The black armored soldier was silent. This is the second good person card he received today. The first one was given by a blind date arranged by his parents. The reason is very simple. The girl said: "I know you are a good person, but I heard that you are a good person." I will thank you for your profession in the future, I can’t imagine walking around a Mediterranean Sea in the future, so let’s just be friends.”

His sister, is the Academy of Film and Television amazing?If his parents hadn't forced him, he wouldn't have gone on this blind date at all!

Thank you, thank you sister!

Compared with the girl from the film and television academy, you can't impress me. I think the good card of this rookie little mage is much cuter!

Therefore, just when Cheng Qing thought that there was no hope of hooking up with such a reckless master, a line of words suddenly appeared above the head of the black armored soldier: Forget it, I'll take you with me for a while, let's talk about it first, just this once.

Very good, Cheng Qing firmly believes that if there is one, there is another. The girl Cheng Qing likes has never escaped from his palm, and he has firmly hugged this thigh!

Hey, what kind of soft girl is that soldier, he is clearly a strong man!

The author has something to say: Note ① "Same bed": It is the kind of two multifunctional integrated beds connected together, with only a small railing half a foot high in the middle. I don't think everyone will think crookedly. Go face the wall! ~