When a natural straight man crosses and becomes Uchiha Madara

"Pillar Room!"

Uchiha Madara rushed into Hokage's office in a hurry, and then slapped his palm on Hokage's desk.

Senshou Zhujian has long been used to him blowing hair from time to time, so he looked up at him calmly and smiled, "Who messed with you again?"

"Women's Association! I want to disband the Girls' Association!" Madara shouted loudly, thinking that the pure brotherhood between herself and Quanna was turned into JQ by them, and her stomach became angry.

"Disband the Women's Association? Why?" Hashirama asked in surprise, Madara immediately threw the BL magazine on the table and said, "You can read it yourself."

Hashirama opened the magazine suspiciously, and then felt the same stomach pain as Madara. Although I liked the article about him and Madara CP in it, I couldn’t accept the story of Madara SM Quanna and him and Tokaima CP. Why? It says that he is Konoha General Attack?He's not gay, and has no weird interest in Konoha's other male ninjas, he just likes Madara.

Although I don't want to disappoint Madara, the Women's Association was established by Uzumaki Mito after all, and she has always been full of guilt and gratitude for her. It will be serious, so Hashirama pressed his temple with some headaches and said: "Madara, almost all the female ninjas in Konoha are supporters of the Women's Association, and rashly disbanding will cause dissatisfaction among female ninjas—"

"Then what should I do?" Madara interrupted him and shouted in a super unhappy way: "Are they allowed to continue masturbation? Do you know? This magazine almost fell into the hands of the Hidden Rock Village in the Land of Earth , we would be ashamed if that happened.”

"I'll tell Mito about this."

"Tell her that there is a P use? It must be a false positive, and this kind of BL magazine is still spread all over the village. How about it, from today my supervision department will include a function of monitoring the publications of the Konoha Women's Association. The publications of the Women's Association will be strictly checked, and any BL pornographic books of this type will be resolutely burned and strictly prohibited from being published and circulated."

Madara said as he picked up a blank piece of paper next to him, slapped it in front of Hashirama and shouted, "Hurry up and write me the authorization, and then I can call the subordinate members of the Supervision Department."

Hashirama sighed helplessly, he could already imagine the PK situation between the Supervision Department and the Women's Association, it was too unfavorable for unity, but facing Madara's dark eyes full of indignation, he really couldn't say "no". He and Konoha's male ninjas are really going to be ashamed to go abroad because of the rotten women's association, so Hashirama finally wrote a letter of authorization for Madara, and decided to wait and see what happened for the time being, and wait until the two sides quarreled too much. Come out and adjust it.

Madara, who got the letter of authorization from Hokage, immediately went out to summon the future members of the Supervision Department. He used to think that the Supervision Department was just a decoration, and there was no need to waste manpower and material resources, so he never thought about developing his own power. The so-called Supervision Department was actually only one member of him. Now he decided to do a big fight with the Women's Association, so he must have subordinate members. Now there are Hinata Akihiko and Inuzuka Teru who are willing to follow, and then the ninjas who were unlucky to be paired in the BL magazine one by one Just find it. Tobuma, Quanna, Hinata Akiaki and others are fine. They are all high-ranking ninjas in Konoha, and they must not give up their jobs to join the Supervision Department. Fortunately, there are many men from the women's association YY. A sufficient number of members is not difficult.

As Madara expected, his action of summoning the members went smoothly. After seeing that he became the protagonist in the BL article, those ninjas expressed their willingness to join the Ministry of Supervision and help to eradicate the evil force of the Women's Association, so Madara quickly called The ideal number of members has been reached, but the next question of holding the swearing-in meeting is a headache for him, because Madara finds that he can't find a meeting place for the meeting.

The former supervisory office has been shamelessly occupied by the women's association, which is synonymous with evil forces. Now he shares an office with the first Hokage, and he can't hold the mobilization meeting in Hashirama. The Association occupied it in advance, and it was obvious that Keiko Hino, who was rescued, told about Madara's attempt to destroy the Women's Association, so Uzumaki Mito gathered the backbone of the Women's Association to hold an emergency meeting to discuss countermeasures.

Time is running out. In order to prevent the Women's Association from coming up with a countermeasure, Madara must hold a meeting of the Supervision Department as soon as possible to explain the next plan to the subordinates, and then go to the Women's Association to play games together. However, the entire Hokage Building was not able to hold the meeting Although the rooftop is usable, it is easy to leak the content of the meeting, and it is a waste of time to go out for the meeting. It is difficult to find a suitable meeting place for a while. As a last resort, Madara can only choose the Hokage Administration Building with tears streaming down his face. The men's room was used as a meeting place, and he suddenly felt that his Supervision Department was as bad as the Men's Death Association.

Hanging a "repair, do not use" sign on the door, and using the silence technique to seal the entire room, Madara held the first meeting of the Ministry of Supervision in the men's toilet of Hokage Building, and took the BL magazine on the conference table On the Internet, Madara published a series of strong accusations and condemnations against the Women's Association, which resonated with everyone. After mobilizing the emotions of all members, Madara began to talk about the next action plan, and resolutely eliminated the Women's Association. The group of rotten girls who call men's ninja nightmares are completely eradicated from Konoha...

In the large conference room of the Hokage Administration Building, Uzumaki Mito urgently called all the key members of the Women's Association to discuss how to deal with the bad behavior of Uchiha Madara's attempt to destroy the Women's Association. She still knows this senior well, as long as it does not touch the bottom line, it is basically easy to speak Yes, but once he gets angry, it will be dangerous, especially now that he is fused with the genuine Uchiha Madara's character, it is even more necessary to add three plus signs after the danger, although there is the first generation of Hokage Senshouzhu behind the women's association But no matter what people like, Uchiha Madara is the one who likes him, and his heart will definitely be towards his sweetheart, so Hashirama is actually unreliable, so it depends on the power of Konoha's people.

"Sisters, our situation will be very difficult next, so we must unite all the female compatriots in Konoha to win the final victory. Everyone must unite as one against the evil forces headed by Uchiha Madara. The sisters of friends or husbands should fasten their own ones, and they must not be inclined to the forces of Uchiha Madara. It is best to let them be used by the women's association to obtain the information we need from the enemy. For other men Forbearance, win over those who can win over, resolutely attack those who can't win over, we must let them know the fate of not getting a girlfriend if they cooperate with women..."

Uzumaki Mito gave an impassioned speech at the meeting, her eyes were full of confidence, and the key members of the women's association around her showed their starry eyes to her. The president is so imposing, and he is determined to follow the president for the rest of his life!

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and a member of the Women's Association hurried in and reported: "President, Madara Uchiha brought his members of the Supervision Department to our Women's Association to make trouble."

"Okay, I'll go there right away." Uzumaki Mito said, stood up and took her subordinate members to the Women's Association. As soon as they saw the door, they saw people from the Supervision Department confiscating the BL magazines stored in the association. Mito immediately shouted: "Stop it, who gave you the right to do this?"

Uchiha Madara, who was sitting on the Mito office chair, put his feet on the table and smiled like a BOSS. He took out the authorization letter written by Hashirama and said: "It is the right that Naruto-sama gave me. Starting today, my supervision The Ministry is also responsible for monitoring the publications of your Women's Association. All books with obscenity, pornography, and bad ideology will be confiscated and destroyed. I have read these magazines of yours, and they are all on the list of destruction. Please move away , do not interfere with our official duties."

"Obscenity, pornography? Go to the bookstore and see that the adult section is bigger there. Why do you just stick to the publications of the Women's Association? The words we write are all to express love and beauty. Like the erotic novels written by you men, pure lust, lust, venting, no love at all!"

Madara also stopped going around in circles with Mito, and said bluntly: "I don't care if you love me or not, but Konoha prohibits real-life CP, so all these magazines are destroyed."

"No, these magazines are the painstaking efforts of the Women's Association, and they must not be destroyed."

"Uzumaki Mito, I've already given you a lot of face, otherwise I would have ordered all the editors and writers under your command to be arrested."

"Why arrest people? Do you think you are the SB policeman in Zhengzhou?"

"I've already said that Konoha banned BL live-action novels. That's a crime. I won't blame you for your first offense, but you won't be so lucky if I find this kind of book next time." Madara said to his subordinates The order said: "Take these things outside and burn them on fire."

Everyone in the Supervision Department immediately moved out with a thick stack of BL magazines from the Women's Association. Uzumaki Mito narrowed his eyes at the smiling Uchiha Madara, and then went upstairs to Hokage's office to ask Hashirama for help. As soon as she entered the door, she He shouted: "Senju Hashirama, if you don't stop Madara, I will immediately change my CP, and you will never want to develop further with him in this life."

Looking at Uzumaki Mito who spoke harsh words, Senju Hashirama, the first generation of Hokage, felt his temples twitch faintly, and he knew that this would happen.

Hashirama followed Mito to the open space outside, and saw that Madara asked to throw all the BL magazines to the place and prepare to burn them. Looking at Mito's threatening eyes, Hashirama could only say: "Wait a minute."

"Hashirama, you can't be on the girl's association." Madara said with a frown, but Hashirama smiled bitterly: "I'm not on either side, Madara, you're too tough, and it's easy to arouse the resentment of the female ninjas. .”

"Their YY behavior also disgusts me!"

"This matter involves a lot, let all the ninjas in Konoha vote."

"Hey—do you still need to vote on this kind of thing? Just destroy all the magazines and prohibit the Women's Association from publishing and printing all kinds of publications." Let the whole village of ninjas vote to decide, are you afraid?"

"Who's scared?" Madara said subconsciously, Uzumaki Mito immediately killed him and said: "Then it's settled, and the whole village will vote on whether Konoha can have a real-life danmei novel in ten days' time."

Seeing the winning expressions of the members of the Women's Association, Hinata Akihiko whispered beside Madara: "Minister, we have no advantage in voting, and all the female ninjas in the village will vote for the Women's Association. Even if the male ninjas in the relationship don’t vote for it, they will just abstain, and we’re afraid we will lose.”

"Hmph, she has a good idea. I have a wall ladder. Let's wait and see. You must do well what I said at the meeting before." Madara said with burning eyes, vowing to bring the Women's Association out of office. The leaves are removed.

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