When a natural straight man crosses and becomes Uchiha Madara

Unaware of the "sinister" intentions behind Hashirama's gentle smile, Madara had to skip the topic of attack and turn to Uzumaki Mito for the final struggle, "Can I just give birth to the child now? Really not Is there another solution?"

"I just said that even if you have a miscarriage, you still have to suffer the knife. Do you really have the heart to kill your own child alive? So you can go home and raise your baby with peace of mind. Anyway, the child will be born in seven days." Uzumaki Mito persuaded that he was as eager as Hashirama to give birth to a child. Such a beautiful thing between boys and girls is not something that can be encountered every day.

"Seven days? I can't even bear seven hours!" Thinking of the appearance of a pregnant woman with a big belly in the near future, she would like to throw a brick on her head. The horrifying imaginary picture is too terrifying.

Hearing Madara's words, Mito immediately said with disdain: "Can't you bear it for seven days? Then who are we women who are about to be pregnant for ten months to cry to? Take this book and disappear from my eyes quickly, see You are really upset."

As she said that, she took out a book from the drawer and threw it over. The bright red title of "Women's Pregnancy Guide" on the cover immediately caught her eyes, and she was even more angry at the word "women" in her heart. The book shot back and shouted: "You can keep it for yourself."

After he finished speaking, he strode away angrily, Hashirama picked up the book and put it away carefully, then smiled at Uzumaki Mito: "It's really thanks to you this time."

"You're welcome. Seeing that you two have a baby makes my life complete. Let's take good care of him." Uzumaki Mito said happily, waving his hands. He couldn't wait to know what the child of the two of them would look like.

After returning to Wuyin Village, Madara was so depressed that he didn't even have the mood to work. Thinking that he would give birth to a child like a woman, he felt that the end of the world was coming. How could a man have a child?What a nightmare!How will he answer when he takes the child out and is asked who the child's mother is?

That night, Madara tossed and turned and couldn't accept the fact that he was pregnant. Afterwards, he pushed Hashirama next to him to discuss the issue of attacking and suffering with him desperately. Senju Hashirama, who had let him go because he saw that he was pregnant, pressed him directly under his body and tossed until the middle of the night. Madara, who was suffering from backaches and limbs, finally realized deeply that there was something hidden under Hashirama's generous and upright appearance. What a black-bellied heart, Hashirama's strategy was very successful, Madara really didn't dare to mention the offensive thing in the future, if he did it a few times, he would be killed.

In the early morning of the next day, before Hashirama woke up, he read the book he got from Mito to learn how to take care of Madara during pregnancy. As a result, the ugly "Women's Guide to Pregnancy" was directly replaced by Madara who just woke up. Throwing it out, his idea is to give birth as soon as possible, and to give birth if he can't. It is absolutely impossible to raise a child like a woman, and he can't afford to lose that person.

Because she still couldn't accept that she was about to give birth to a child, Madara ignored this fact like an ostrich buried her head in the sand, and at the same time devoted all her heart and energy to work with unprecedented enthusiasm, wanting to use the heavy work To forget the super-large cup that appeared on his body, the effect of doing so was very good for the first two days, but on the third day he could no longer pretend that everything did not exist, because he found that his stomach had protruded slightly, and he noticed Madara burst into tears when he heard about this, the six-pack abs he had worked out so hard! ! ! ! ! ! !

Looking at the slightly distended belly, Madara had already foreseen that it would continue to expand like a balloon in the next few days. Finally, he could no longer pretend to be an ostrich, and gave himself and Hashirama a month's leave before returning home to wait for the delivery. He refused anyone's visits, and he was ashamed to face others after being seen with his bulging belly like a rubber ball.

Madara is at home waiting to give birth, and Hashirama, as a father-to-be, happily takes care of him every day. Madara is still very unhappy that Hashirama has been occupying the offensive position, so she takes the opportunity to make him do this and that. As a pie, Hashirama happily accepts Spotter's errand without feeling bored at all.

Probably because men's bodies are different from women's, Madara has almost no pregnancy reaction. Not only does he have no signs of nausea and vomiting, but he can eat and sleep very energetically. There is no problem in the three hundred rounds of the war.

At noon that day, Hashirama carefully cooked a light and delicious lunch. Madara ate it all in one go, then patted his stomach and said in a good mood: "Your cooking is getting better and better, I'm full."

Seeing Madara slapping his belly so boldly, Hashirama was so frightened that his heart almost stopped, and he quickly grabbed his hand to stop him from abusing his own children, but Madara said nonchalantly, "No, just slap How many times? Are you so nervous?"

"Your movements have always been neither light nor heavy, so what if you have a miscarriage?" Hashirama rarely scolded him with a straight face, and Madara curled her lips and said indifferently: "If you have a miscarriage, you will have an abortion, just cut the stomach."

Zhu Jian was stunned when he heard his words, and his face became very sad. It took a long time before he said desolately: "Do you really not like this child at all?"

Looking at Hashirama's serious and sad eyes, Madara finally said what she had been holding back all along, "Yeah, I don't like it at all, I can't have that kind of emotion towards this child, but as a man It is a great shame for me to have offspring like a woman, so I can't like him, but I can't kill him, so everything can only go with the flow, and if he accidentally loses it, he can only blame himself Bad luck."

Hearing Madara's ruthless words, Hashirama had the urge to beat him up for the first time in his life. If it wasn't for Madara's pregnancy at this time, he would really be unable to control it. He took several deep breaths before suppressing it. Angry in his heart, he sat silently in front of Madara and gently pressed his ears on his belly...

After a long time, Madara looked at Hashirama who had maintained this posture for a long time and finally couldn't help asking: "What are you doing?"

Hashirama sat up straight and said quietly: "I'm listening to the cry of the child, our child is crying inside."

Madara's body shook violently, with mixed feelings in his heart, he didn't know what to say for a while, and after a long time, he murmured: "The child can't hear."

"Children are the most sensitive. Even if you can't hear him, you can feel your mood. Our child is very sad now, because you gave birth to him but hate him."

Seeing Hashirama's eyes full of accusations, Madara finally couldn't help bursting out the anger that had been suppressed in his heart, "So what? Who can understand my mood at this time? As a man, I have a big belly now." I'm about to give birth, it's more embarrassing than being fucked by Quanna!"

After yelling loudly, Madara realized that he had said something he shouldn't have said, and his mood was suddenly confused. It has been a year, why he still can't get out of Quanna's shadow?

"I understand." Hashirama looked at him and said in a heavy voice. The green chakra had already condensed in his palm. Seeing that Hashirama stretched out his hand to press his stomach, Madara immediately grabbed his wrist and shouted: "You do what?"

"Kill the child, so you won't be in pain." Hashirama said almost coldly, he broke free from Madara's hand and continued his actions. Seeing that he didn't look like he was joking, Madara only felt a chill Fear welled up in his limbs, and he slapped his hand away, then subconsciously protected the child in his stomach and shouted: "Are you crazy? Stop it!"

Hashirama ignored his objection at all, and just said: "Madara hates this child, doesn't he? Then abort the child, so that he won't be born with your hatred. It will be both to you and him." A relief."

Seeing that the palm full of chakra was about to press on his abdomen to destroy the child, Madara couldn't help shouting in a voice that was so frightened: "Don't! Don't hurt my child!"

Hashirama's palm stopped, looked at him with dark eyes and said softly: "Why do you want to protect this child? If you don't like it, just give it up."

"This is my child! I love him!" Madara blurted out eagerly, then froze for a moment before realizing what he had said.

He lowered his head and looked at his big belly for the first time. He could feel a small life being conceived in it. Although Madara always hoped that none of this existed, but just now he was so frightened by Hashirama, he suddenly understood that he In fact, he loves this child, but he keeps rejecting him only because he cannot accept the fact of being pregnant. Now he finally understands his true feelings.

The mood calmed down, and many things were figured out. Knowing that Hashirama didn't really want to kill the child just now, Madara gently hugged him and said gratefully: "Thank you for letting me understand my true thoughts. I don't want to kill the child." Will reject this child again."

"It's good that you understand." Hashirama said, hugging him lightly, heaving a sigh of relief secretly, luckily the knot in Madara's heart was untied, otherwise neither he nor the child would be happy.

Hashirama was still thinking, and Madara, who was smiling at him, stretched out his hands to pinch the soft flesh around his waist, and then turned around 180 degrees fiercely. He laughed fiercely when he heard Hashirama gasping for air, and said: "Don't think that I will forgive you so easily."

Although Madara's actions were "savage", Hashirama still laughed happily, and put his ear carefully to his abdomen again, then smiled softly and said, "Our son is laughing now."

Madara felt warm when he heard his words, but still deliberately yelled out: "Why must it be a son? I must have a daughter!"

"It doesn't matter if you have a daughter, our daughter is the little princess that Konoha and Kirigakure share, and I will definitely give her all the good things in the world." Hashirama said longingly, already imagining the warmth of her daughter Chenghuan's knees scene.

"It's good to have a well-behaved and obedient daughter." Madara thought together with Hashirama, and then said with some headaches: "But worry about having a daughter, how many brats do we have to drive away who covet her beauty?"

"Then let's have a boy. We can teach him all ninjutsu and make him the most powerful ninja in the world." Hashirama continued to look forward to it, and also felt that such a scene was very beautiful, anyway, whether it was a boy or a boy Female, as long as it is him and Madara's child, Hashirama likes it.

"What should the name of the child be born?" Madara began to discuss the child's name with the child's father, and Hashirama immediately said the name he had been thinking about for several days, "How about a rope tree?"

Madara was speechless for a while, is that the name of his future grandson, okay?Moreover, it was unlucky for someone to die in his teens, so he said bluntly, "I object, I reject it."

"What should it be called? Senju..." Hashirama was thinking seriously, and Madara shouted annoyedly: "Why is it called Senju? My child will naturally have my surname Uchiha!"

"Okay, our child's surname will be Uchiha." Hashirama said kindly, thinking that the child's surname will be Senju if he becomes Konoha Hokage in the future, and Uchiha if he will become Mizukage Kirigakure. Everything depends on the child's own decision.

Two days later, Madara Uchiha, who was lying leisurely on the tatami while eating peanuts while reading a book, suddenly had a labor pain reaction before giving birth. It was a severe pain that had never been experienced before. The rice was also spilled on the ground, and Madara pressed her painful stomach and wanted to roll on the ground, the pain was so painful that she almost lost her mind.

At this moment, Hashirama heard the movement here and rushed over. When Madara saw him coming in, he directly used the giant hand that Susanoo transformed into chakra to hit him. Thanks to the person who came, Senju Hashirama, he Seeing that something was wrong, he immediately used Mudun Ninjutsu to block Susanoo's attack, and the others were already dying at this time.

Madara couldn't use Susanoo anymore because of the pain in his stomach after one blow. Hashirama took the opportunity to let the wooden vines spreading around the house entangle his limbs and restrain Madara. Qianben inserted the meridians in Madara's body to block the pain-sensing nerves, thus avoiding the tragedy of the room being demolished in time.

As soon as the pain nerves were blocked, Madara immediately became more conscious. He panted and said, "I'm about to give birth, help me quickly."

Although he has already simulated the scene of helping Madara deliver the baby countless times in his mind, as a father-to-be, it is inevitable that he will become nervous when things come to an end, and his heart beats faster than usual. It is said that it is almost impossible to happen, but it is because she cares too much that she loses her heart.

While stabilizing his emotions, Hashirama used multiple wooden escape avatars. After the appearance of those wooden avatars, he immediately started busy with Madara's delivery, and Hashirama took out his sword to prepare for He had a cesarean section. Although it would be safer to find a professional gynecologist for this operation, Madara rejected this proposal from the very beginning, so that others would not have to live if they saw his big belly.

"How about you sleep for a while?" Hashirama suggested to his lover who was awake, and really didn't want to just cut open his stomach under Madara's gaze.

Madara directly vetoed it, and he said indifferently: "You can do it directly. You were sober when you transplanted the eyeballs. What's a small hole in the abdomen?"

Hearing what he said, Hashirama had no choice but to act directly. He took a deep breath and took a knife to cut a bloody opening on Madara's abdomen, and then delivered the child strictly according to the production procedure of caesarean section. It was a baby with light yellow fetal hair. The baby girl, who cried loudly at birth, looked perfectly healthy.

The child was handed over to Mu Dun for cleaning, while Hashirama concentrated on healing Madara's wound, and when the incision on Madara's abdomen healed, the child had been washed and wrapped in a blanket.

"Let me see the child." Madara said weakly. Although it was a minor operation, it still hurt the blood and needs to be recuperated.

Hashirama sent the crying child to Madara's arms and said with a happy smile, "It's a beautiful and healthy little princess."

Madara hugged the child with a sense of pride in being a father. He smiled and said, "We will be busy in the future. How many brats will such a beautiful daughter attract in the future?"

Just as he was talking, he suddenly realized that the baby girl in his arms looked familiar. After looking at it carefully for a long time, Madara said very tangled: "Hashirama, look at this child, have we seen her somewhere?"

Hashirama observed for a long time, and then said with the same entanglement: "This is our illusion."

At this moment, Uzumaki Mito, who knew that today was the expected date of delivery, successfully invaded from the outside despite all difficulties. When she saw the child in Madara's arms, she immediately exclaimed: "Why is your child so similar to Tsunade?"

Madara and Hashirama looked at each other, but the words "as expected" appeared in their hearts at the same time. Although the baby girl's appearance hadn't grown yet, but after a closer look, it was indeed the same as the little baby girl they had seen in another world. Tsunade is very similar, except that the child is the granddaughter of Senju Hashirama and Uzumaki Mito, so the two of them couldn't confirm this guess for a while, but they didn't expect that Mito would tell the truth about this matter.

Using his eyes to scan the baby girl in Madara's arms carefully for a long time, Uzumaki Mito has become as tangled as Madara, "It really looks like Tsunade! How did you give birth?"

"I know how it was born? What can I do now that I was born?" Madara said angrily, the unfriendly tone made the baby in his arms who had just stopped crying show signs of crying again, and Madara hurriedly comforted the baby in his arms The child already has the posture of being a father.

"Let's observe it for a few more days. We are all wrong." Uzumaki Mito said cautiously. He also felt that this matter was incredible, and he did not dare to judge lightly.

Three days later, Madara's child had turned into a three-year-old child, and her appearance had really become the same as Tsunade's, which made them feel ashamed even to say "I misunderstood it". Looking at the little niece with light yellow hair, she was amazed, she felt that her hair color was really strange, it didn't look like their own at all, Madara silently looked at the white hair all over her head, she really wanted to vomit, what the fuck? Are you talking about someone else?You don't look like Hashirama's real brother either!

Because there was business to do, Toikama teased her for a while, and then the little niece reported to Hashirama about Konoha's recent situation. Madara thought he was noisy, so he kicked them both out, and sat with her babbling daughter in her arms near the courtyard. Wooden porch for sunbathing.

Uzumaki Mito, who came with Tomama, squatted next to him and said mysteriously: "Senior, do you think this child is Tsunade-sama himself?"

"How is that possible?" Madara said while looking at the daughter who was exactly like Tsunade in her arms, always feeling that her voice was not so righteous.

"What's impossible? Three generations of Hokage, Shimura Danzo, Mitomon En, and Zanju Koharu were all born several years earlier. Isn't it normal for Tsunade to be born earlier?"

"What is normal? Tsunade's parents don't know where they are reincarnating now. How could she be born early? Not to mention just popping out of my stomach like this. Uchiha Madara's genes can support three-quarters of her blood?" Madara continued to deny, but Uzumaki Mito asked forcefully: "Then can you explain why this child has the same appearance as Tsunade?"

He was speechless for a while, and muttered: "I'm not AB, how would I know?"

"Actually, I think some things should have been preordained in the dark, just like Tsunade, his father, the cheap son of me and Hashirama, was destined not to be born, so she used another way to use your belly to come down to this room."

Madara rubbed the goosebumps that appeared on her arms while complaining, "You've said that your body is getting chills. You must have a better future if you change careers and become a witch."

"Don't believe it, we live in a world where everything is possible, and any strange things are not unusual here. As the behind-the-scenes boss of this world, you must broaden your horizons. I have a hunch that even The Uchiha clan is now extinct, and Brother Itachi and Sato can be born in this world smoothly."

"Hey, can you say something auspicious? Are you thinking that I, the patriarch of Uchiha, doesn't exist?" Madara said angrily, while Mito said coquettishly: "Senior~ You don't like Uchiha Bo~ people talk about what's the relationship~"

Her intentionally elongated vibrato immediately made Madara's heart tremble, and she lamented in her heart how did she know her?This rotten girl is almost never normal, which man can accept her for Tian Xingdao!

Mito chatted with him for a while before bouncing away, Madara's ears finally cleared up, he looked at his daughter who was sitting on the floor playing with her fingers and wondered if she was genuine Tsunade, his head hurt from thinking about it I still didn't come to a conclusion, and in the end I simply didn't want to think about it. Anyway, regardless of whether it was Tsunade or not, the child was born by him, and he wanted to pamper him for the rest of his life.

After figuring it out, Madara no longer struggled, and began to concentrate on playing with the child.

After a while, Hashirama said goodbye to Toikama and came back. He sat next to Madara and began to tease the child. Madara looked at him and said, "I have decided to name this child Tsunade."

"You don't mind?" After all, Tsunade from another world is the granddaughter of Senju Hashima and Uzumaki Mito, and Hashirama has always worried that Madara will have a grudge against this child.

"Why do you mind? She is my precious daughter. Since your granddaughter is destined not to be born, let our daughter be named this as a souvenir, Uchiha Tsunade, what a name."

"You have the final say." Hashirama said with a smile, then pinched her daughter's tender little face and said, "From now on, you will be called Tsunade, come on, call me Dad."

Tsunade's big round eyes looked at him half-comprehensively, then he patted the floor under him and let out a giggling innocent laugh. With a click, the solid wooden floor was snapped off by Tsunade, who seemed to be only three years old. Immediately, she was extremely speechless, this kind of extraordinary power... I really feel guilty for denying that she is not a genuine Tsunade!

Four days later, Tsunade has grown into a seven-year-old appearance. So far, her growth and development speed has become the same as that of ordinary children. Under Madara and Hashirama's earnest teaching, Tsunade has been able to speak simple words, which is very important for her. For a child born just seven days old, he is definitely a monster-level genius. However, from a physiological point of view, Tsunade is now seven years old. Compared with his peers, his IQ is almost equivalent to mentally retarded. This makes Madara and Hashirama very anxious. So I checked the ancient books of the Uchiha and Senju clan overnight to find the records of the Saotome clan, hoping to find a way to improve the child's intelligence.

After searching for a long time, Senju Zhuma finally found the detailed information of the Saotome clan in the ancient books of the clan, and then realized that they were too nervous. According to the records about the Saotome clan in the literature, the pregnancy time of the children of this clan in the mother's womb And the growth time in childhood is extremely short, which also causes the child's intellectual development speed to not keep up with their physical development speed. It is enough to raise a child who is seven days old.

After knowing the truth, Madara and Hashirama are no longer in a hurry. The daughter's mental and physical development is not balanced, so let's take care of it slowly. Although she looks mentally handicapped from the outside, she is actually a genius. The baby is still unable to speak, sleeps more than ten hours a day, and often wets the bed. Their daughter has learned to call her daddy, walks unsteadily, and never wets her pants. This makes the two new fathers bring their children He is extremely relaxed, teases his daughter happily every day, and enjoys the fun of being a father to the fullest.

The happy time is always short. Madara and Hashirama quickly used up their one-month vacation and had to go back to work. A serious fact was also facing them at the same time. Neither of them had time to take care of their lovely daughter. , although Uzumaki Mito volunteered to apply to take care of the child, Madara refused without hesitation, joking, he was crazy to send his precious daughter to Mito to torture him.

After thinking for a long time, Madara and Hashirama decided to send their children to the ninja school. After all, it is a place for learning. Tsunade can not only get along with peers but also exercise her brain smoothly. However, her current intelligence is only two years old at most. Worryingly, in order to prevent her beloved daughter from being bullied at school, Madara solemnly announced to the outside world the fact that Tsunade is her own daughter, and then carefully selected eight Anbu to protect Tsunade secretly in turn. Uzumaki Mito, who came here to see her latest news, was very moved. I really feel sorry for the parents of the world!

In this way, Tsunade started a happy school life, because Madara has solemnly introduced her identity to the outside world, so Tsunade is treated friendly by everyone at school, but everyone can't help but secretly guess her when they see her Who is the mother.

Hashirama was a little dissatisfied with Madara's arbitrary behavior, so Tobima announced to Konoha that Tsunade was his niece, which made her mother's identity even more confusing, and everyone speculated who was Tsunade's biological father. No matter what everyone guesses, Tsunade is already a veritable little princess of the two villages, and she will be cast with envy everywhere she goes. After all, she has two such strong and loving fathers, so she can be said to be the happiest girl in the world. .

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