Dressed as cannon fodder after attacking his mother

Three-year-old Jiang Chen's day starts at 07:30 in the morning.

He sat quietly on the edge of the small bed, and raised his arms vigorously to ask his aunt to help him change his clothes.The sweater brushed past his fleshy cheeks, shaking the flesh on it.

Jiang Chen almost fell backwards on the bed, and immediately said in a childish voice, "Oh."

The aunt hurriedly supported his back, and met Jiang Chen's eyes, who had poked his head out of the sweater, and both of them burst out laughing.

After putting on his clothes and small shoes, Jiang Chen turned his back like a little turtle, and slowly slid down from the bed. He waited until his short legs stepped on the ground, and then he held on to the edge of the bed and let out a big sigh of relief. .

Do your own thing, this is what his father told him.If it weren't for the thicker clothes in winter, Jiang Chen would have to wear the clothes himself.

Jiang Chen walked out of the room and bumped into his father, eldest father Jiang Ze at the corner.

Looking at Jiang Chen with Jiang Ze's figure is like looking at a small mushroom. Similarly, looking at Jiang Ze from Jiang Chen's perspective is basically the same as looking up at a giant beast in the abyss.

"Good morning, Dad." Jiang Chen immediately stood where he was.

Jiang Ze glanced at Jiang Chen's red face, knelt down and gave him a hug, and said, "Well, good morning."

Jiang Chen held Jiang Ze's hand, stopped him from getting up to walk, and asked him expectantly, "Is the baby awake?"

Jiang Chen learned the name of the baby from his eldest father and his grandfather, who told him that it was a very affectionate name.Little Jiang Chen kept this name in his heart, and learned to call him Baby Lin Lele whenever he had something to do.

Jiang Ze frowned, and asked Xiao Douding in front of him, "Who is the baby?"

Of course he knew who the baby in Jiang Chen's mouth was, which was why Jiang Ze was upset at the moment, the little thing had a fine mouth.

Jiang Chen observed the words and expressions, and immediately changed the words wisely: "Well, is Dad awake?"

Jiang Ze shook his head.

Jiang Chen thought for a while and compromised: "Okay, then I'll eat the porridge first, and then I'll go to see my father after eating."

He turned around and ran towards the dining table, not knowing that his big daddy was staring at the back of his head for a long time, his hands ready to spank his ass.

The education Jiang Chen received in his world was very contradictory.

For example, his eldest father often told him that as a boy, he should be independent, strong and brave, so he usually works on time, goes to bed early and gets up early, without the help of others.And picky eaters, self-willedness is not advisable.

But the examples that Jiang Chen faced in life were like his father Lin Lele, lazy, one of the pleasures in life is eating, picky eaters are absolutely, and staying in bed every day is one of the must-have options.

But little Jiang Chen didn't feel that there was anything wrong with it, because another very important education he received from all directions was that Le Bao was different.

In his grandfather's words, that's what his father was born to enjoy.

In the words of his eldest father, it means that his father is the only one in this world.

Although the words are different, the actual meaning is the same.

Having been influenced like this since he was a child, Jiang Chen naturally felt that his father was the most special one, that his father was the baby of the family.

Jiang Chen sat in his child's chair, chewed slowly, tried his best to eat the egg yolks for the morning, and then sipped the milk after eating.

It was eight o'clock in the morning.

Jiang Chen put on his coat and ran to stand in the yard for a while. It was a bit cold, and he went inside to play in his car for a while.After driving several laps at home, it was already 08:30 in the morning. Jiang Chen couldn't help it anymore, so he got out of the car, went back to his room, found a piece of paper, folded it and put it in his small car. pocket, then tiptoed to the door of the study to stop the sound inside.

There was a regular sound of typing on the keyboard, and then Jiang Chen withdrew his ears and stood where he was, touching his chest, and continued with the next step of the plan.

He avoided his aunt all the way to the door of the master bedroom, then tiptoed to twist the doorknob.

The door opened with a sound, but the curtains in the room were tightly closed and it was a little dark, but someone sleeping on the bed could still be seen.

There was a carpet on the floor, Jiang Chen ran in silently all the way until he stood in front of the bed, and the sound of trying to crawl on the bed woke up Lin Lele on the bed.

Lin Lele squinted her eyes, and what caught her eyes was his son's little round face, which was a little red with effort, trying to move towards him.

Lin Lele laughed out loud, and he stretched out his bare arm to turn on the desk lamp.

Jiang Chen failed to go to bed because of the difference in height of the bed, and fell back to the original place, looking at his father regretfully, and opened his mouth softly: "Baby, are you awake?"

These words are almost exactly the same as what Jiang Ze would say, except that every time Jiang Ze asks, there is an [-]% chance that Lin Lele's feet will kick his heart, but when Jiang Chen says it, Lin Lele will be cute to death.

Lin Lele knew what Jiang Chen wanted to do here, so he raised his hand and said to Jiang Chen, "Quickly, go and help Dad close the door, let's sleep for a while."

Jiang Chen pursed his lips and smiled, revealing two small dimples.

He came here to sleep with Lin Lele. He really likes to sleep with his father, but because of Jiang Ze, such opportunities are rare, so Jiang Chen often sneaks over to sleep with Lin Lele. .

Jiang Chen ran over to close the door, not forgetting to close the door gently, trying not to leave a sound, like a thief.

When he went back, Lin Lele was already sitting on the bed, waiting to reach out and lift him up.

"Baby, I dreamed of you last night." Jiang Chen went to bed, and said to Lin Lele seriously while reaching out to unbutton himself.

"What did you dream about me?" Lin Lele asked Jiang Chen back with a smile, and couldn't help leaning over to kiss Jiang Chen's red face.

"I dreamed of sleeping with the baby, so I'll come over and sleep with the baby right away today." Jiang Chen took off his coat, and when he waited until the part of the sweater couldn't be taken off, he couldn't take it off.

But he didn't want to lose face in front of his own baby, so he said old-fashionedly: "I may have gained weight today, because I took it off myself yesterday."

Lin Lele was about to be killed by his son, he reached out and hugged Jiang Chen, the two rolled into a ball on the bed, smiled and kissed Jiang Chen's face several times: "Don't take it off, wait a while to lose weight Take it off."

Lin Lele didn't expose Jiang Chen, Jiang Chen thought that he had fooled around and saved face, and he was also happy, he smiled and hugged Lin Lele's neck, and also raised his head to kiss him, two people, you kiss me, I kiss It's a joy for you.

Jiang Ze in the study sneezed, feeling that something was wrong.

But when he regained his senses and came to the room to see Lin Lele and Jiang Chen, the two babies, one big and one small, had already cuddled together and fell asleep.Now Jiang Ze not only itches his hands, but even the roots of his teeth.

But in order not to wake up Lin Lele, Jiang Ze endured it.

Jiang Chen's head was nestled in Lin Lele's arms. Lin Lele's quilt was not covered properly, and half of her shoulders were exposed. If it wasn't for the warmth in the room, she would have been frozen.

When Jiang Chen woke up again, it was time for Lin Lele to wake up. It was already nearly ten o'clock, and it would be time for lunch after a little more trouble.

Jiang Ze said one thing at home, but it was for the rest of the family. If it was really the most casual person in this family, it would still be Lin Lele.

For this reason, Jiang Chen especially admired Lin Lele.

It snowed again this winter, and the grass in the yard was piled up with a thick layer, with one foot and one hole.

Jiang Chen and Lin Lele are wearing a set of parent-child outfits, even the hats are almost the same, and the scarves cover the nose and mouth. Standing together, the two of them, one big and one small, really look like replicas. The exposed eyes are round and black, beautiful and bright.

Jiang Ze stood under the corridor and looked at the two of them, his face was not very happy.

But this displeasure was not for Jiang Chen or Shan Lin Lele, but for their parents and children.

It's not that Jiang Ze doesn't have this set of parent-child outfits, but when he first saw this set of clothes, he only saw two sets of adults' outfits, which looked like couple outfits, so he was quite happy at the time, and immediately changed them with Lin Lele Woke up.

Unexpectedly, Lin Lele pulled out another set of reduced version from his bag like a conjuring trick, and happily went to change it for Jiang Chen as well.

The unique single-person couple outfit suddenly appeared with a third party like a bean diced, which was nothing interesting to the big devil.

After all, Jiang Ze now understands Uncle Lin's mood more and more now.

Lin Lele and Jiang Chen, if they don't meet each other, it's fine, and when they meet, one pets the other.

Jiang Chen favors, Lin Lele makes trouble.

It's time to build a snowman, Lin Lele and Jiang Chen rubbed together in the snow.But Lin Lele was afraid that Jiang Chen would be cold, so he put on small gloves for Jiang Chen and asked him to watch from the side.

When a snowman was almost piled up, Lin Lele's hands were almost numb.

"My hands are almost numb from the cold, Chenchen, does this snowman look good?"

Lin Lele vigorously pointed to the crooked lump on the ground that could barely be called a snowman.

Jiang Chen was very flattering, and immediately flattered him: "Dad is the most powerful, and Dad's pile is the most beautiful!"

He took off his gloves and reached out to touch Lin Lele's hand. It was really cold when he touched it.Jiang Chen immediately wrinkled his face in pain, took off the scarf that covered his fleshy face, and handed it to Lin Lele graciously: "Dad, wrap your arms around you to keep you warm."

Lin Lele felt that her son was really the most caring little padded jacket in the world, so she rushed over and hugged Jiang Chen back and forth to kiss his face: "Oh, daddy's little baby."

Jiang Ze couldn't stand it anymore when he got here, he really felt his head hurt.

He stretched out his hand to pull Jiang Chen out and held him high, then took the scarf from Lin Lele's hand and returned it to Jiang Chen, and finally handed both of them to the aunt next to him, "Wrap him up with the scarf, don't freezing."

superficial concern.

Jiang Ze turned around and took Lin Lele's hand and put it in his pocket. He looked back at Jiang Chen who was being carried away by his aunt, and thought, you are the only one who will flatter you, and I will send you to grandpa's house tomorrow.