Dressed as cannon fodder after attacking his mother

No matter how much Father Lin didn't care about his son's academic performance, when the acceptance letter from S University was actually mailed home, he read it over and over for a while, and then proposed to take Lin Lele to the temple to fulfill his wish.

Lin Lele was eating a big watermelon, and felt that this matter did not conform to the core values ​​of socialism, and it was all feudal superstition.

"Can you not go?" He swallowed the watermelon and asked.

The pressure of studying in the third year of high school suddenly disappeared, and Lin Lele did not disappoint his true lazy personality at all. He ate and drank during the summer vacation, and he was a bit like the stupid son in the memory of Lin's father and uncle Lin.

So Uncle Lin thought about it and persuaded Lin Lele: "Let's go, or what if the condition relapses?"

"What illness?" Lin Lele felt that she was in very good health, so she never fell ill at all.

Uncle Lin mentioned him in a calm tone: "You are mentally retarded."

Lin Lele wanted to slap Uncle Lin with watermelon juice on the spot.

Although Father Lin wanted to kick Uncle Lin to protect the cub, he still leaned closer to Uncle Lin when he talked about it, and coaxed Lin Lele to say, "This wish must be fulfilled in the future, otherwise what if the Buddha and Bodhisattva are angry?"

Lin Lele thought to herself, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are so busy, how could they be angry with me, but seeing Father Lin's expectant look, she nodded and agreed, "Okay, let's go."

After all these messy things are over, the start of school will be just around the corner.

Jiang Ze drove over to pick up Lin Lele a week in advance. According to their juniors, he could send Lin Lele to school directly and deal with all the follow-up matters.

But Lin's father felt that Lin Lele had to report for the first time, and he had to go there. Otherwise, other people had parents, but Lele didn't, and his son must have a gap in his heart.So in the end, it was a compromise and it was agreed that Lin Lele should go there first, while Father Lin and Uncle Lin would go to school to accompany Lin Lele to report on the first day of school.

Before sending Lin Lele out, Father Lin was very reluctant to part, as if he was going to send his daughter off to get married, he ran back and forth to help Lin Lele pack his luggage, and finally even helped him bring the shampoo.

"Dad, you can buy it over there, so don't bring this one, it's heavy and useless." Lin Lele squatted with Dad Lin, and took out many things that Dad Lin put in the box.

Father Lin sighed, feeling that he was very reluctant to part with his son: "Do you want to bring some snacks over? Anyway, we have everything at home, let your uncle go to the supermarket to get it."

"That can be bought separately." Lin Lele turned her face sideways, sensed Father Lin's emotions, thought for a while and said, "Then why don't I stay at home for two more days and eat more when I'm at home."

Papa Lin's expression relaxed immediately, "That's the best."

Uncle Lin finally wanted to send the little bastard away for a while, and he was not happy when he heard this, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped him: "Jiang Ze is here specially, and let people go back like this?"

Jiang Ze almost got angry too.He originally wanted to pick Lin Lele up at the beginning of the summer vacation, but Father Lin kept him in. Now that school is about to start, he was finally able to take Lin Lele back in a legitimate way. That was also really uncomfortable.

Father Lin felt the same when he heard it, so he had no choice but to give up.

Lin Lele turned her head to see Jiang Ze's expression, and her little tail curled up again.

After the two finally got into the car and drove the car out of the community, Lin Lele slumped on the passenger seat and ate some soft candies. He ate one for himself and fed another for Jiang Ze.

"Is it delicious?" He asked Jiang Ze.

Jiang Ze didn't like all sweets, but he still gave Lin Lele a lot of face at this time, and replied in a low voice: "It's delicious."

Lin Lele was so beautiful, she took out the novel and read it by herself.

He has always been a lover of novels, he eats all kinds of novels, even as a little gay, he even gnaws on romance when he has no food.It's just that because of preparations for the college entrance examination, I haven't touched novels in the past two years.

And there is a big difference between this world and the one he was familiar with, that is, the development of science and technology is basically synchronized, but the novel is a little behind, and it is basically still at the stage where you are ruthless and unreasonable. Lin Lele felt a chill.

But Lin Lele has a broad chest, and the plot is so-so, so let's watch the braised pork that doesn't need a plot.

For example, what he was studying at this time with an expression of studying academics was a book about male and female circles. He was not taboo on various occasions, which made Lin Lele laugh and laugh.

On the bed, hahaha.

Kitchen, hey hey hey.

Balcony, hee hee.

Jiang Ze was full of suspicion by his smile,

"What are you laughing at?"

Facing Jiang Ze's question, Lin Lele replied solemnly: "I laughed out loud at the colorful life."

I believed in your evil, so Jiang Ze didn't get serious with him.

Although on the expressway, it still takes about three hours to travel from city j to city s, not to mention that it takes about an hour less to enter the urban area after getting off the notice.

Lin Lele got a little motion sick from reading, so she simply plugged in the earphones, took the pillow, and closed her eyes to listen to the book.

The setting in the book is Crying Bao Shou and Hooligan Gong. The description of the action scenes is very intense not to mention, the tone words are full of the screen, and even the occasional verbal teasing of the Hooligan Gong is extremely explicit.

Lin Lele leaned on the pillow and raised the corners of her mouth, cheering them on in her heart.

Jiang Ze next to him drove the car expressionlessly.

It wasn't until Lin Lele finished listening to a chapter of a kitchen play and reached out to exit the listening mode that Jiang Ze suddenly asked, "Do you like the kitchen?"

what?

Lin Lele was dumbfounded by Jiang Ze's question at first, and then she was shocked again. She lowered her head and glanced at her mobile phone, only to find that the earphone jack was only half plugged in, and the remaining half was still outside.

In this mode, his mobile phone can hear the sound from the earphone and the sound from the speaker.That is to say, Jiang Ze has listened to the whole thing he listened to with gusto just now.

Lady Ganlin!

Lin Lele pulled out the headphone cable completely. Not only did she not feel embarrassed, but the villain complained first: "Why didn't you remind me?"

"I thought you played it for me on purpose." Jiang Ze glanced at Lin Lele.

"How could I do such a thing?" Lin Lele denied loudly, as if her shame had finally come to the fore.

But of course this is not the case.

Lin Lele went on to say: "If you don't share your film source with me, I can't give you this resource for free. This is a very rare academic material, and I have worked hard to get it."

Bah, it's actually a collection posted by the wife who produces food on Weibo. Lin Lele has followed [-] if not [-] of them.

"All I read are academic studies on the physiological structure of the human body. What kind of academic materials are you?" Jiang Ze said, "There is no rationality. The plot is too bizarre and not close to reality."

Watch a film and you can see that what you say is true, and the physiological structure of the human body is also special. Cultural people play hooligans to say that their words are special.Lin Lele complained in her heart, and was extremely dissatisfied with Jiang Ze's expression of disapproval of his wife's works.

"Release," Lin Lele opened his mouth and paused, swallowed the word fart, and then still defended his wife to the death, "The world is full of wonders, and you, a young chicken, don't even understand it."

The three characters of broiler chicken are sonorous and powerful.

On the half of Lin Lele's invisible face, Jiang Ze frowned slightly.

He smiled and nodded to Lin Lele: "That's right, I really can't express any opinions on these aspects as a young chicken."

"Of course, after all, as the famous saying goes, 'Facts speak louder than words'" Lin Lele did not forget to quote the classics to show his magnanimity.

Jiang Ze nodded gently, showing humility and eagerness to learn.

After the debate was successful, Lin Lele breathed a sigh of relief. She didn't forget to go to Weibo to forward it to her favorite wife and call her. Then she put down her phone and opened a pack of small biscuits. After eating halfway through, she arrived in S city. , almost exactly at dinner time.

The aunt at home got a phone call in advance and left after dinner was ready.

Lin Lele was carrying her schoolbag, and Jiang Ze got on the elevator with the suitcase.

Lin Lele looked at the mirror on the elevator wall and said with emotion: "The last time I looked in this mirror, I was still a fat person, and now my figure has recovered so gracefully."

Jiang Ze pulled the suitcase, and couldn't help being amused by the word graceful.

"What, do you have any objections to what I said?" Lin Lele turned her head and looked at Jiang Ze sternly.

Since Jiang Ze's birthday last year, Jiang Ze's attitude towards Lin Lele has changed obviously.The most important thing is to get used to Lin Lele, and get used to it day by day.

Lin Lele's inflated character will get skinny if she gets used to it too much, in other words, she won't get married for three days.

Jiang Ze reached out and took Lin Lele's hand, shaking his head: "I have no objection."

"En." Brother Lin nodded slightly, expressing his approval of Jiang Ze's attitude.

As soon as the elevator stopped, Lin Lele took the initiative to go out, skillfully pressed the code to open the door, and then sniffed the air in the dark, expecting to smell what was for dinner, but in the end she didn't smell anything .

After turning on the light, Jiang Ze went to put his luggage in the room, while Lin Lele turned to heat up the dishes in the microwave.

After the two had a simple dinner, Jiang Ze went to take a shower first, while Lin Lele sat cross-legged on the carpet and sorted out the things he had brought.

If there is no accident, he will basically live here for the next four years, so he brought a lot of important things and put them out, filling up the cold master bedroom on Jiang Ze's side up.

Lin Lele hung the clothes in the closet, rolled up a few charging cables that were not usually used, and prepared to put them in the drawer of the bedside table. When she opened the drawer, she found a whole box of unopened sets and two A bottle filled with foreign letters.

Hahahahaha.

Lin Lele touched the box and the bottle with gentle and affectionate movements.Then he got up and looked towards the bathroom with a sense of mission in his eyes.

This day has finally come, and I will definitely be the warrior who slays the Demon King.After all, as the saying goes, only exhausted oxen have no plowed land.

Of course, a few hours later, the soft-handed Lin Lele knew that this sentence was farting.

Jiang Ze was silent, but he looked like an assassin fully equipped in advance, while he was glib and provocative, but he was just a flamboyant mage.The assassin leveled a two times, and he was killed on the spot.

Whoa!

Lin Lele lay on the edge of the bed, and for the first time truly understood the meaning of man as a knife and me as a fish.

After tossing and turning, after Lin Lele died almost half of his life, Jiang Ze kissed his face, and asked Lin Lele softly: "Now I know what is unreasonable in the book you listened to. Yet?"

Lin Lele nodded with tears in her eyes. Facts speak louder than words.