Yang Jian and Sun Wukong

The team of Journey to the West became six people.No, it cannot be said that there are six people. To be precise, it is a monk, a monkey, a pig, a monster, a god, a woman, and a horse.Such a team can be described as unique, unprecedented.Such a messy team is going to Xitian to meet the Buddha...

Tang Seng was ashamed to lead this group of people along the avenue, and wanted to cover his face while walking along the aisle.

Of course, the premise is that Monkey King also agrees to take the road.

In the team of Journey to the West, the real leader has always been Sun Wukong, Tang Seng is the executor of the decision, Zhu Bajie is usually the opponent, and as for Drifting Monk, he has to be a make-up.After Yang Jian came, the leader was still Sun Wukong, but Tang Seng soon discovered that Yang Jian often played a key role in Sun Wukong's decision.For example, Yang Jian said that he wanted to see the scenery, and Sun Wukong immediately ordered him to walk across the mountains and mountains. Yang Jian said that he had no salt and wanted to buy it alone tomorrow, and Sun Wukong immediately ordered him to start crossing the town tomorrow.

In stark contrast to Yang Jian's influence on Sun Wukong is Zixia, Zixia's influence on Monkey King... that is, no influence at all.

Maybe it's human nature to sympathize with the weak, and it's a man's nature to pamper a beautiful woman. Anyway, when there is only one woman in the team, and she is a beautiful woman, men's doting and humility towards this woman is a kind of inevitable.So every time Sun Wukong and Zixia disagree, it is equivalent to opposing the team.At this time, Yang Jian's attitude is crucial.Yang Jian's attitude has always been intriguing, that is, he has no attitude, he can do whatever he wants.After repeated several times, Tang Seng finally understood that the one who said "casual" is the most difficult to deal with.

While Tang Seng was observing Yang Jian, Yang Jian was also observing Tang Seng.On the surface, the most useless member of the Journey to the West team is Tang Seng.Literature cannot stabilize the country, martial arts cannot establish a country, body has no great skills, shoulders cannot carry it, and hands cannot lift it. After seeing Tang Seng, Yang Jian knew that the "hands have no power to bind a chicken" in the book was not an exaggerated expression, but It is a line drawing.But the most useful member of the Journey to the West team is also Tang Seng.Tang Monk begged for alms, fed the horses, resolved the conflict between Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, made Zixia happy, adjusted the atmosphere, and smiled at everyone.

There is such a kind of person, he is not the strongest in the team, but he is the best.He neither makes you feel threatened, nor is he too incompetent.He can easily see through the thoughts of everyone's heart, but he has no malicious intentions.Not only is he smart, but he hides his smarts without embarrassing him.Getting along with him is like spring breeze.Tang Seng is such a person.

Yang Jian was worried about choosing this master Xuankong to impersonate Jin Chanzi, but after getting along for a while, this worry completely disappeared.

But Tang Seng also has something he is not good at, and that is cooking.

Yang Jian joined the Westward Journey team on the first day. They left the Lianhua Cave, crossed the Pingding Mountain, and headed west all the way. At noon, everyone found a shelter in the field to rest. Tang Seng cooked the meal at noon that day.Yang Jian took a bite.Yang Jian's health is actually very poor. He also wants to eat more. He will have strength when he is full. Although he has cultivated an immortal body, he will still damage his body if he does not eat for a long time. Yang Jian is ready to eat a big meal.The dishes are dried radishes that have been dried before, and they are used as pickles, and the rice is white rice.Yang Jian first took a big mouthful of white rice from the bowl, chewed once, twice, three times, raised his head after chewing three times, and looked at the people who were eating, their expressions were calm and even happy.Then Yang Jian put down the bowl, ran to the side, and vomited.

Tang Seng can make normal rice grains as hard as sand.

All the people on the Westward Journey were trained by Tang Seng to have "bronze intestines and iron stomachs", no matter what kind of food they ate, they would not change their faces.

Yang Jian couldn't understand how Tang Seng did it. In Yang Jian's view, how could rice be turned into sand unless he used magic?

What Yang Jian was even more puzzled about was how everyone could eat such a meal.

Sun Wukong made it clear: "If you don't eat the food made by the bald man, you will be hungry. Between eating sand and not having to eat, we choose to eat sand."

Yang Jian said: "But what he cooks is not delicious at all, it's really hard to swallow."

Sun Wukong said: "The bald man cooks, we never ask him to cook delicious food."

"Then what is your request?"

"Two words, do it well."

"Has he met the requirements?"

"Occasionally."

Yang Jian was even more puzzled: "Why don't you cook with someone else?"

Sun Wukong looked at Yang Jian with extremely compassionate eyes, finally patted him on the shoulder, left without saying anything.

Yang Jian chased after him and said, "Wukong, how about you cook next time?"

Monkey King stopped in his tracks, with a look of embarrassment on his face, "I'm too busy, busy fighting monsters."

One sentence from Yang Jian made Sun Wukong change his mind, "I want to eat the food you cook." Sun Wukong immediately agreed with a smile: "Okay! I'll make the dinner tonight!"

Before it was dark, since Sun Wukong set up a stove in the field, the Tang monk, Zhu Bajie, Drifting Monk, and the three monks intentionally or unintentionally hid from Sun Wukong.Yang Jian asked the reason, Tang Seng shook his bald head and said: "Buddha said, don't say it, don't say it..." Zhu Bajie said: "I'm afraid I will be beaten. He hasn't practiced boxing for many days." Sand Monk has done a lot The talisman paper is used for defense. When the talisman paper is burned, an enchantment can be set, and people can hide in the enchantment without being damaged. This kind of talisman paper is generally used to resist people with much higher mana than themselves.Yang Jian asked: "Will there be a big monster coming soon? Why are you making so many talisman papers?" Drifting hesitated and didn't know how to answer.

Zixia wants to help Sun Wukong cook, of course Zixia can't do it, but she can wash rice, Sun Wukong thinks that what Yang Jian wants to eat is the rice cooked by himself, and he must not pretend to be someone else, so he refuses Zixia's help.

After Zixia was chased away by Monkey King, Yang Jian leaned over and asked Monkey King: "Did you find Tang Monk and the others dare not approach you? What's going on?"

Sun Wukong raised his head and shouted at Tang Seng and the three of them: "You have the guts to never approach me!"

The three looked at each other, but they were still getting farther and farther away from Monkey King.

Monkey King shouted: "Go one step further, I will cook every day from now on!"

Yang Jian thought what kind of threat this was, but he saw the three men move towards Monkey King dilly-dally.A bad premonition arose in Yang Jian's heart, he understood a little bit, and thought again, Tang Seng's sand has reached the extreme unpalatable, no matter how unpalatable it is, can it surpass Tang Seng?The rice that Tang Seng cooks is not rice, the hardness is definitely an authentic hidden weapon for beating people.As long as the food made by Monkey King is slightly softer than sand, Yang Jian can eat it.

Yang Jian was also idle, so he went to help Drifting draw talisman paper.Squatting on the ground, carefully aiming at each stroke.His magic power is much higher than Drifting Monk's, and the talisman paper he made is more powerful.

Sun Wukong washed the rice, poured it into the pot, put the pot on the stove, looked back at Yang Jian who was making talisman paper in the distance, and started to light the fire.It was also a coincidence that the fire folder that Sun Wukong carried with him ran out at this time, so Sun Wukong took two steps back, with his left hand on top and his right hand on the bottom, and put his palms together in front of his chest, and slowly separated his palms, a dazzling white light appeared in his palms , forming a large photosphere.When it was too big to be bigger, Monkey King pushed forward with both hands, and the light ball hit the stove with a "boom".

The flames sprang up suddenly.

Sun Wukong uses the technique of holding light to catch fire.

Yang Jian was drawing the talisman paper when he suddenly felt a strong wave of magic power. He turned his head and saw Monkey King separating his hands. Before he could say anything, the ball of light hit the stove in shock.At the same time, Drifting lit all the talisman papers and got into the enchantment that was set.Zhu Bajie pulled Tang Seng and Zixia past him, soared into the sky, and landed high on the clouds.

The flames shot up to a height of ten feet, turning half of the sky red.

Yang Jian stared blankly.

Is the enemy coming?Are there monsters?

Looking back at the three Tang monks on the cloud and the Drifting Monk in the barrier, Yang Jian finally understood that it is necessary to stay far away in advance...

The flame caused by the light-holding fire technique will not be extinguished for a while, and if it continues to burn, it will definitely melt the entire furnace. Monkey King also knows this, so he waved his hand at the river next to him, and saw a stream of water following his gesture, obedient The earth struck the furnace, dousing the raging fire.

Sun Wukong was the first to rush to the stove, picked up the spatula and turned it over a few times, then turned to Yang Jian and said happily: "The meal is ready!" Sun Wukong had a smile on his face asking for credit, "Hurry up!"

Fast, so fast that Yang Jian didn't even have time to stop it.Yang Jian had never seen someone cook so fast, and it was done in the blink of an eye.

Yang Jian walked to the stove and looked inside.The rice grains were burnt by the fire caused by the light-holding fire technique, and they were not cooked, and they were burnt first.After being poured with water again, it turned into a dark porridge.There was a strong smell of decaying trees in the pot, which was the smell that would inevitably be left behind after the technique of capturing fire with light was used.The rotten smell of the rice hits the nostrils, making you sick.

Monkey King gave everyone a bowl of rice, oh no, it was a bowl of porridge.Smiling and waiting for everyone's comments.

Zixia picked up the bowl and put it down again: "I'm going to wash my hands." Sun Wukong didn't take a look, Zixia slipped away first.

Tang Seng clasped his hands together, "Amitabha, monks must chant scriptures before meals, and I will recite a scripture before eating."

This time Sun Wukong took notice, "You are not a monk at all, what scriptures do you recite?"

Tang Seng said: "The poor monk is a monk, and he was ordained by the elder Faming of Jinshan Temple."

"I've never heard of the Jinshan Temple."

"Amitabha, being is nothing, nothing is being. If you cling to being and nothing, you will have a vision. Obsessing with a form is like seeing with the form and seeking with the sound. People who walk in evil ways cannot see the Tathagata..."

Sun Wukong slammed the bowl with a "slap", and Tang Seng shut up immediately.But still clasped his hands together, motionless like a mountain.

Sun Wukong glanced at Zhu Bajie fiercely, and said in his heart, I see what else you can say.

Zhu Bajie was not actually looking for an excuse not to eat, he was telling the truth, but he ran too fast after he finished speaking. "I have a stomachache, go to the latrine, don't wait for me, you guys use it first." Before the words finished, the person was gone.

Finally, Sun Wukong's eyes fixed on Yang Jian.

Yang Jian held the bowl in his left hand and the chopsticks in his right. He took a grain of rice out of the bowl, looked at it, and said, "Wukong, your ability to catch fire with light is pretty good."

Sun Wukong was full of grief and indignation.

Tang Seng also dialed in the bowl and said, "The black rice porridge is actually pretty good."

Monkey King said angrily, "It's white rice!"

"Oh, the white rice porridge is pretty good." Tang Seng said, looking at the bowl full of scorched rice grains.

After the lesson of "fire and water" taught by Monkey King, Yang Jian recognized the reality.He's going out on his own.

Yang Jian took the bowls and chopsticks from Tang Seng's hands, poured out all the rice, washed the bowls and chopsticks, went to the burnt stove that was beyond recognition, dismantled it, and set up the stove again.Turning around and shouting to Monkey King: "Go and catch a pheasant."

Monkey King was still angry, didn't move, and let out a "hum".Yang Jian found a bag of rice from the luggage, poured some rice into the wooden basin, and said while washing the rice, "Go and catch a pheasant, Wukong." Yang Jian's voice was soft and soft, like a spring breeze Caress the earlobe.Monkey King "hummed" again, stood up and went to catch the chicken.

Yang Jian put the rice into the pot, added water, covered the pot, and simmered over a low fire.

Monkey King came back and threw a colorful bird in front of him with a "bang".Yang Jian wondered, "Why did you catch a peacock?"

Monkey King said: "I didn't find any pheasants."

Yang Jian picked it up by his wings, looked at it, and let go. "Let it go." The peacock ran away as soon as he was free.

Sun Wukong wants to catch the peacock back: "Why do you want to let it go, the same food, anyway, it's all meat."

Yang Jian knelt down and continued cooking. "I could tell it was a peacock incubating. It had no hair on its belly."

Monkey King also squatted down and said with a smile: "You don't eat the eggs that hatch? Can't you see that you are quite caring?"

Yang Jian turned to look at him: "You're laughing at me on purpose, aren't you?"

"How dare you? I just didn't expect Erlang God to be not only benevolent as a woman, but also so kind-hearted and soft-faced, unlike rumors at all."

Afraid that the meal would burn, Yang Jian removed some firewood from the stove, got up and went to the river to wash his hands. "I cast a curse seal on the peacock, and I can find its nest of eggs by following the fluctuation of my mana." Yang Jian Yungong evaporated the water in his hand and said to Monkey King, "I want to eat its family." son."

Sun Wukong said: "You are too cloudy."

"Then don't eat it." Yang Jian said, "The law of the jungle is the law of survival. You are so caring. Don't move your chopsticks when I finish it later. We can share a little more."

Monkey King's answer was to follow the mana fluctuations left by Yang Jian to chase the peacock.

Soon he came back with the peacock and a nest of eggs.Sun Wukong carried the peacock eggs with the hem of his clothes, put the eggs down, and found that the clothes were dirty.Yang Jian broke the eggs, stirred them well, steamed them in a bowl, left two peacock eggs in the water and boiled them with their shells, and when he turned around, he saw that Monkey King was still patting the grass leaves and dust on his clothes, so he went forward Help Monkey King take a picture.As the two slapped each other, a small cloth bag fell out of Monkey King's arms.Although Yang Jian took off Sun Wukong's clothes when he was healing his wounds, he didn't look through his things, so he didn't know what was in the cloth bag in Monkey King's arms.Now this cloth bag accidentally fell on the ground, and a lot of sundries fell out of the cloth bag, including the used up torches, healing medicine, and scattered silver.In this pile of sundries, there was a handkerchief that stood out so much.

The purple handkerchief, embroidered with clouds and clouds, looks like something for women.