Yang Jian and Sun Wukong

During the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, the emperor believed in Buddhism and ordered many temples to be built. The status of monks was improved unprecedentedly, and Buddhism flourished like never before.As one ebbs and another, Taoism gradually declines.Because the emperor believed in Buddhism and followed suit, the people also trusted and respected monks more.Therefore, the number of people who become monks has increased significantly.No matter what kind of thing, as long as there is a large quantity, it is inevitable that the good and bad will be uneven, and all kinds of "magic sticks" will be filled among the monks, eating and drinking.

Among the many monks in Dongliang City, there is a traveling monk, Master Xuankong, who is quite famous.He came here three months ago. He is good at divination and catching ghosts. He is willing to help others and solves problems for the common people.Master Xuankong has two lay disciples, one named Longbai and the other named Beidou, they have not yet been shaved, and they accompany Master Xuankong every day.

On this day, Master Xuankong was invited to the wealthy Wang's house in the east of the city to remove dirt, accompanied by two disciples.When they arrived at the Wang family, Master Xuankong concluded that the filth was in the ancestral hall, so the master of the Wang family retreated from the rest of the family, leaving only the master and the apprentice to practice in the ancestral hall.Master Xuankong led his disciples to do rituals for three days, and the filth was removed immediately.

The ancestral hall of the Wang family has always been gloomy and solemn. The biggest difference from other ancestral halls is that there are many ancestral tablets. On the top two tablets in the middle, the words "Wang Wen" and "Wang Wu" are engraved respectively.On the futon in front of the case, Master Xuankong closed his eyes and meditated. He is young and has a beautiful face. He can't really be called "majestic treasure appearance", but he is better than the three beards under his jaw, which add a bit of immortality.Long Bai and Beidou lit "Longevity Candles" all over the house, and the candles were arranged in the hexagram of Qian, ready to get rid of filth.

When the members of the Wang family walked away, Master Xuankong suddenly opened his eyes, his face was beaming with joy, his two black eyeballs rolled around, and he didn't look like an eminent monk.Master Xuankong winked to the left and right, and the three of them looked at each other, laughing and shouting together: "Success! You can eat delicacies from mountains and seas again!" This is Beidou.

"Great, I finally don't have to listen to those bald donkeys chanting scriptures every day!" This was Long Bai.

Master Xuankong only said two words, which can be described as succinct: "Handsome!" He pulled out his beard while speaking. "It's so uncomfortable to have a sticky beard in hot weather." Master Xuankong pinched his beard with two fingers, with a disgusted expression on his face, "This beard is not made of armpit hair, is it? It stinks!" Master Xuankong without beard is even more handsome, It seems that the age is no more than 26 or seven years old.

Long Bai snatched the beard and wanted to stick it on to Master Xuankong: "You don't have a beard, you don't look like an eminent monk!"

Master Xuankong jumped out of the distance with a "whoosh": "Next time you pretend to be an eminent monk, this is simply not a human job!"

Long Bai stepped forward and threw Master Xuankong down, firmly pressing his legs, holding the fake beard in one hand, and twisting his arm with the other.Master Xuankong lay on the ground with his neck stuck, raised his upper body, struggled like a fish in a frying pan, and shouted: "Blood from the head, even a beard is unacceptable!" Long Bai strangled Master Xuankong's neck , Turning back to Beidou said: "Beidou, come and help me restrain him!"

Beidou was busy stuffing the offerings on the table into his mouth, so he didn't have time to talk to them.

Master Xuankong's wailing sound echoed in the ancestral hall: "Help! Killing! Molesting..." He shouted whatever he caught, and Long Bai pinched his jaw before he stopped making noise.

Beidou ate almost all the offerings on the table, touched his round belly, and burped: "Uh... heck!" Seeing that Master Xuankong and Long Bai were still rolling noodles on the ground, he shook his head contemptuously, Gu Zi sat on the table, swayed his legs, and picked his teeth.

Master Xuankong also asked Beidou for help, pointed at him tremblingly, and called out sadly: "Doudou..." Goosebumps all over Beidou's body.

Beidou jumped off the table, walked over, and kicked each of them: "Get up for me, stop making trouble, and talk about business!"

The two got up one after another.Master Xuankong was tortured by Long Bai's tickling and strangling his neck for a long time. After getting up, his breathing was still messy, and his half-glued beard rose and fell with his exhalation.

Beidou said: "We have to make up what the people who go out to see the Wang family in three days will say, what kind of ghost should we make up this time? Come on, let's practice it first, assuming that I am the head of the Wang family now..." Approaching Xuan Master Kong pointed out, "You!"

Master Xuankong was staring at Longbai intently, and when he heard Beidou calling himself, he responded casually: "Buddha of Immeasurable Life, Poor Dao..."

Long Bai slapped him with a slap: "Your family's Infinite Life Buddha! Your family's poor way!"

Master Xuankong was so beaten that he ran away with his head in his arms: "Don't hit me on the head again..." He hid behind the pillar and refused to come out.Long Bai chased after him, grabbed him by the collar like an eagle catching a chick, pulled him out, and slapped him right. "I've been pretending to be a monk for three months, and I'm still a 'poor man', sooner or later I'll die..."

"Stop making noise!" Beidou suddenly shouted, his expression became serious, "Someone is coming!"

Long Bai listened intently for a moment, then said seriously: "There are at least 50 people who came to the ancestral hall, what's the matter?"

Master Xuankong put his ears on the door panel and listened for a long time: "I didn't hear anything." He turned his head and asked Long Bai, "Little Baibai, how do you know there are fifty people? What if there are forty-nine people?"

Long Bai slapped him again: "Your little Bai! Don't call me little Baibai... Hey, how dare you hide..."

Voices and footsteps became louder and louder, this time even Master Xuankong felt something was wrong. "The ancestral hall seems to be surrounded, is it coming for us?"

As if to prove his words, there was a loud "bang", the main entrance of the ancestral hall was pushed open vigorously, and a group of people entered in a file, led by the Patriarch of the Wang family.The servant held a stick and surrounded the three of them, all of them fierce and murderous. With a "Hula", the servants split to the left and right, and an old man appeared, pointed at Master Xuankong, and shouted angrily: "Taoist Jiang Liu! Do you still recognize the old man?"

Master Xuankong shook his head like a rattle.

Long Bai stabbed him quietly: "A year ago you went to his house to catch ghosts as a Taoist priest, and then the one whose daughter insisted on elope with you."

Master Xuankong showed a suddenly realized expression: "Ah!"

Long Bai asked: "Remember?"

Master Xuankong was embarrassed and said: "No, when you said it, I suddenly remembered that I had an appointment to elope with Liu's daughter on the first day of next month... It seems that I can't make it in time..."

Long Bai was so angry that he wanted to beat him again: "Why do you really want to elope before you can catch up? No, why are you lying to girls again?"

The old man's face turned black with anger.

The Patriarch of the Wang family asked the old man: "Master Xuankong is the famous magic stick 'Jiangliu Daoren' in Yuecheng in the past?"

The old man nodded: "That's him! After the prosperity of Buddhism, he pretended to be a monk in order to cheat money. Let's arrest him and go to the government!"

The Patriarch of the Wang family waved his hand: "Go!"

The servants on all sides rushed up like waves.

Seeing that the front, rear, left, and right were blocked, and there was no way out, Beidou pulled one with each hand, sank into his dantian, and flew up to the beam with a "whoosh".

The servants below waved their sticks and yelled loudly: "Come down! Come down if you have the guts!"

Long Bai squatted on the beam and looked down: "Do you think you are a Buddha? I'll come down if you say so? The young master just stays on top and won't come down!"

The Patriarch of the Wang family shouted: "Then you can stay on it for the rest of your life!" He ordered his men to go down to get the ladder.

Long Bai couldn't take it anymore: "If you want me to stay up there, I must come down!" Master Xuan Kong stopped him: "Stupid you? Are you really going down?" Long Bai raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes: "Who are you calling stupid?" The two quarreled again.

Beidou looked at the servant who was busy moving the ladder, and there was a trace of imperceptible anger in his eyes.This anger was hidden extremely deeply, but it was always hidden there vaguely.

Beidou said to the old man: "Wei Wei, although Jiang Liu is not an eminent monk, he did not do anything harmful to the world. Let me ask you, your wife killed someone in vain and caused you to be haunted. If we hadn't eliminated that evil spirit, Can your house be safe? The nine girls are madly in love with Jiangliu, and they are doing well now. I heard that they are going to get married next year, right?" Turning his eyes, he said to the head of the Wang family: "Master Wang, the three of us are in Dongliang City. During the days, although we have done a lot of cheating, eating and drinking, but there are burning, killing, looting, heinous things? The government is hunting down fake monks recently, and they will be executed if they are caught. Do you really want to arrest us and see the officials?"

The head of the Wang family obviously hesitated.

The old man shouted: "You are blaspheming Buddhism, even if you die a hundred times!" He stretched out his hand and pushed several servants, "What are you still doing!" The servants hurriedly climbed up the ladder.

Big Dipper pulled Long Bai and Master Xuankong and jumped down, hiding them behind him, snatched the stick of the nearest servant, swung it with his backhand, and swept a large group of people with the sound of wind.The rest retreated one after another.Long Bai said anxiously: "Don't kill people! Beidou!" He reached out to grab Beidou's stick.Beidou turned his head, and before he had time to say something to Long Bai and Master Xuankong, he suddenly felt a strong monster force coming from behind, and the powerful monster energy went straight to Master Xuankong, with an extremely fast and fierce speed.Beidou didn't have time to think about it at the moment, he hugged Master Xuankong and Long Bai, and took the blow with his back.

The evil energy entered his body, Beidou felt severe pain in his chest, and a mouthful of blood sprayed Master Xuankong all over his face.

Beidou licked the blood from the corner of his mouth, his eyes turned red, and strong anger surged out like a volcanic eruption.

Long Bai yelled in fright: "Beidou! Don't be angry with Beidou!"

Beidou turned around and took a step closer to the old man: "Are you a monster? I really misjudged..." Beidou's face was stained with blood, his eyes were red, and a cold chill emanated from his whole body.There seemed to be a wind blowing in the ancestral hall, and the servant couldn't stand upright, so he involuntarily stepped back step by step—the servant didn't know that the wind was the murderous aura from Beidou.

Beidou walked up to the old man, suddenly smiled and said, "I never thought we were traveling together." While smiling, he stretched out his right hand.He stretched out his hand very slowly, everyone could clearly see his movement, and he stretched out his hand very quickly, as if in the blink of an eye, the hand reached the old man's head, and in the blink of an eye again, the old man His head was shattered into pieces in Big Dipper's hands.

According to common sense, it is impossible for Beidou's hand to cover a person's head, but everyone clearly saw that the old man's head turned into powder the moment it touched Beidou's palm.Everyone saw this scene, and everyone couldn't tell what they saw.It wasn't until the huge body of the old man hit the ground that everyone shouted as if they had just woken up from a dream.Blood spurted out like arrows from the headless corpse, and the servants who were nearby were stained with blood, astonished like wooden sculptures.Some people couldn't bear this miserable scene, bent over and vomited.

A ray of demon soul invisible to mortals rises from the old man's body and floats straight up into the sky.

Beidou sneered: "Where are you going!" chasing after the demon soul.

Seeing that Beidou still killed someone after all, Long Bai hurriedly supported Master Xuankong with his right hand, and made a magic formula: "Get up!" With a dazzling white light all over his body, he broke through the roof and came outside.Standing on the roof, seeing that Beidou ran to nothing but a black spot, Long Bai jumped up angrily: "What should I do?" Master Xuankong showed his proud decision-making power in an emergency: "Chasing...cough cough……"

Long Bai chased Master Xuankong with his back on his back.

Master Xuankong yelled on Longbai's back: "I mean I can't catch up, don't catch up!"

Long Bai almost fell over when he heard this, and said, "Why didn't you finish talking just now?"

"Choking wind, cough!"

Long Bai said with a smirk: "In that case, let's go down."

The surrounding scenery moved upwards quickly, and the gust of wind caused Master Xuankong's monk's robe to float upwards, covering his face.

When Master Xuankong saw clearly the sea below through the gaps in his monk's robes, they were no more than five feet above the sea surface, and immediately yelled in fright: "Don't! Chase, chasing, chasing!"

Long Bai paused: "Should I chase after him or not?"

Master Xuankong hugged Long Bai's neck tightly, afraid of falling off: "Chasing!"

Long Bai lifted Master Xuankong's legs, and flew in the direction of Beidou like the wind.

Master Xuankong grabbed Long Bai's neck and shouted: "Slow down, slow down, I'm afraid of heights... You did it on purpose!" Twist the itchy flesh on Long Bai's waist, but he still couldn't get rid of his hatred, so he twisted it again .Feeling Long Bai's body tremble, Master Xuankong was too frightened to move.

But Long Bai made an inch of it and said, "Rub it for me!"

Master Xuankong pinched again, squeezed his throat and said in a strange way: "Xiao Baibai..." Provoked Long Bai to shout: "I want to die!"

The two chased after each other noisily.Long Bai opened his hands and laughed loudly: "Fly!" Accompanied by Master Xuankong's yelling, it gradually went away.

After they left, two people appeared from the clouds in the west, it was Yang Jian and Xiao Tiangou.Xiaotiangou asked: "Master, have you taken a fancy to that Beidou? I think he seems to know some spells, so it's just right for him to pretend to be a golden cicada. Jin Chanzi is reincarnated in the tenth life, so he should be a little awakened." Little mana."

Yang Jian shook the folding fan transformed from a three-pointed two-edged gun: "Don't you think that Master Xuankong is more suitable?"

"Ah? That magic stick?" Xiaotiangou opened his mouth wide, "Isn't his temper far from Jin Chanzi's? It's completely opposite."

An unknown light flashed in Yang Jian's eyes: "It's fun this way." Pointing the folding fan straight ahead, "Come on, let's join in the fun."

Yang Jian and Xiao Tiangou also chased after them.