I love you, police officer

The atmosphere in an escort car driving to the prison is actually determined by the prisoner who is taken into custody.

If a murderer and arsonist with a heinous crime are to be escorted, not only the police need to be armed with live ammunition, but the prisoner also needs to be handcuffed and severely punished.

Luo Zhan is different.

Luo Zhan was not a serious criminal in the first place, and he was only thinking about serious reform and early release.What's more, his favorite police officer Xiao Cheng was also sitting in this car.

He is quite the smoke and fire of the old Beijing market, he is very poor, he does not have that kind of hostility, he is domineering and straightforward but does not make people feel embarrassed, and he is familiar with everyone, and he will get in the other party with a few sentences. up.

Therefore, the first half of the journey was simply the happiest journey for the policemen to escort the prisoners.

Along the way, Luo Zhan kept gossiping with a few policemen, telling them about several big and small cases in the underworld.

What are the "collective disappearance of prostitutes in Liuxiang Hutong", "the bizarre fall of a certain boss' VIP building", "the case of a floating corpse with a cat's face in Longtan Lake", "the spontaneous combustion and explosion of a bus in Jianguomen"...there are many things that the little policemen don't know. The inside story of solving the case was taken aback for a while.

Luo Zhan also talked about all kinds of anecdotes and anecdotes about wandering in Xisiba Hutong when he was a child.

The Baishui Yangtou Diaozi Soup in the Mutton Alley, the Buddhist Burial Stupa in the Brick Pagoda Alley, the old midwife with ghost shadows and small feet in the Shilaoniang Alley, and the haunted residence of Jinyiwei from the former Ming Dynasty left in the Yanshanwei Alley...

Da Mao and Bai Yuan are actually not locals, and they don't know the secrets of the old imperial city at all, so they were fascinated by what they heard, and they yelled in the carriage.

Only Cheng Yu remained silent.

Luo Zhan kept squinting at Cheng Yu, his throat was on fire when he spoke, of course not to please the two dicks sitting in the front row.

Is Cheng Yu born with facial muscle weakness and facial expression disorder? !

Luo Zhan asked: "Do you know what sheep's head soup is? Have you ever eaten Baishui sheep's head? Haven't you? Tsk tsk, if you have eaten this, it's like a person who doesn't know meat for three months! Let me tell you, If you eat meat, you can’t eat the tip of the buttocks and the parts of the belly, they are all fat pouches! If you eat meat, you must eat offal, if you eat chicken, you must eat chicken feet, if you eat duck, you must eat duck tongue, and if you eat pork, you must eat fatty intestines. Get into the water, and the mutton will eat the head of the mutton!"

Bai Yuan took the stand: "How delicious the mutton is! I just love the mutton from your place."

Luo Zhan showed his stomach shyly, pretending to be an expert: "Boiled mutton is not the best in our place."

Cheng Yu interjected abruptly: "The second stall in Langfang, 'Sheep's Head Horse', stir-fries pepper and salt with thin paper."

Bai Yuan was stunned: "Cheng Yu, what do you mean?"

Cheng Yu tilted his head and glanced at Luo Zhan, Luo Zhan suddenly smiled, and there seemed to be a strong and thick smell stagnating in the small compartment, which was very warm.

Luo Zhan explained happily to Bai Yuan and Da Mao: "This Baishui sheep head, the founder is an old artist from Langfang, named Ma Yukun, known as 'sheep head horse'! In winter, the capital is blowing northwest wind Well, Uncle Ma is in the small alley of Xisiertiao, pushing his small cart with copper-clad horns and wooden wheels, and yelling for his exclusive secret white water sheep's head!

"I saw Uncle Ma wearing a halal cap, a blue cloth coat, a white shirt, and white cuffs rolled up. In his hand was a three-inch long ear knife. The blade was as fast as flying, and the slices of meat were as thin as paper! Once it’s ready, put it on a piece of green lotus leaf, and then sprinkle with fried pepper and salt, oh, that’s so fragrant!…”

Bai Yuan made Luo Zhan so foolish that his mouth was full of laughter, and he kept asking Cheng Yu: "Cheng Yu, is this stuff so delicious? Is your old Beijing boiled lamb delicious? It's better than Xinjiang roast lamb leg Is it delicious?"

Cheng Yu rolled his eyes, and the smile on his lips deepened. He was silent on the surface, but he really liked listening to Luo Zhan's nonsense.

Da Mao smacked his lips while driving and commented: "Why did you, Luo Zhan, go in? What a pity! You used to talk about cross talk, right? You're still a stand-up!"

Luo Zhan started talking nonsense about the time-honored pea yellows, kidney bean cakes, bean juice burnt rings, and tea soup noodle teas of various time-honored brands in the imperial city. The tone of a senior expert, the posture is like Emperor Qianlong commenting on the Manchu Banquet!

He grew up in the alley at the foot of the imperial city, and was engaged in entertainment and catering. These are the things he is most familiar with, and he likes to talk about them.

These are also the things Cheng Yu is most familiar with.

He was a kid who grew up in the lotus pond in Houhai Yaner, swam in the lotus pond, bought candy on the Yinding Bridge, threw sandbags in the alleys of Liuyin Street, and ate the delicious fried sauce made by his mother since he was a child. Noodles, noodle tea sprinkled with sesame sauce and salt and pepper.

Luo Zhan asked: "The prison doesn't serve fried liver bean juice for breakfast, does it? Doesn't there have beef with mutton's head meat sauce for dinner?"

Bai Yuanle said: "No, porridge for breakfast, boiled tofu with cabbage for lunch, and shredded carrots with steamed corn-bread pickles for dinner!"

"What about supper? Do you have pea yellow moxa nest?"

Cheng Yu couldn't take it anymore: "You think beautifully, don't make you poor!"

Luo Zhan shook his head and sighed: "Fuck, how have I survived these eight years? I knew that prison food is not to my liking, so I can't fall into it no matter what!"

Cheng Yu sneered: "Your appetite, do you think prison food is the imperial food of the Forbidden City?"

Starting early in the morning, it takes a whole day to drive from the city to the prison in the mountainous area of ​​Yanqing County in the northern suburbs.

In the evening, the setting sun slanted, and the overlapping peaks of the green hills set off the red clouds in the sky.

The escort car stopped at the last small town before entering the mountain. Luo Zhan said that the whole group was hungry and their stomachs were growling, so they got out of the car to buy dinner.

Luo Zhan also got off the car.

Cheng Yu pointed at him with a gun: "You stay in the car."

Luo Zhan said, "I have to untie my hands."

Cheng Yu vetoed: "You can't get out of the car."

Luo Zhan stared: "Then you can't let me hold back! I peed my pants!"

Cheng Yu was so annoyed that he squinted his eyes and teased him: "Who told you to drink so much water just now?"

Luo Zhan was dissatisfied: "You won't let me drink water on a hot day, so I'll be dried up in the sun!"

Cheng Yu had no choice but to escort him with a gun with Bai Yuan, and went into the small toilet of the restaurant.

In a small restaurant in the suburbs, the bathroom is dark and dilapidated, and only two people can barely squeeze in, and the third one can't get in.

Luo Zhan's hands are still handcuffed behind his back. This is the rule of the escort. The handcuffs cannot be loosened casually to avoid accidents.

Luo Zhan straightened his hips and raised his chin to signal: "Officer Cheng, what's the matter? Either you help me uncuff my handcuffs, or help me untie my pants!"

Cheng Yu paused with the gun in his hand. There was nothing he could do with this bastard. He reached out to help him untie his belt and trouser chain, and his outer trousers hung on his buttocks.

Luo Zhan squinted at Cheng Yu's expression, and hummed: "Hey, hey, there's the inner layer... help me take out the bird..."

Cheng Yu raised his head and gave him a hard look.Luo Zhan was not afraid at all, with the virtue of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, he looked at Cheng Yu's cute snoring like fascinated.

Cheng Yu squinted, the cool barrel of the gun hit Luo Zhanguang's bare belly, and the muzzle penetrated into the edge of his underwear.

Luo Zhan yelled in a low voice: "Hey, hey, let me tell you, don't go off!"

Cheng Yu couldn't hold back his sneer, retaliated, as if playing a prank, he took the barrel of a gun and pulled the front of Luo Zhan's underwear, and the big bird nestled inside broke free and jumped out happily.

Cheng Yu turned his head away and didn't look at it.

Even though they are both men, it's not easy to stare at each other's parts hard, Cheng Yu subconsciously turned his face away.

But Luo Zhan wanted Cheng Yu to look at him, his heart was itchy, and his whole body started to itch.

He is most confident about that part of himself, even in the state of dozing off, the size is quite majestic, a huge gun, the muzzle is full and ruddy.It would be fine if it wasn't exposed. Now that the gun is brought out, it seems to have aura and consciousness, and it moves around chasing the person he likes.

Luo Zhan hummed in a low voice, "I mean Officer Cheng, I can't pee like this..."

"Why can't you pee?"

"Don't I pee on my pants like this? Please raise your hand and help me hold a bird..."

Did you ask Grandpa to help you with the bird? !

Cheng Yu finally couldn't bear it anymore, his expression wanted to bite someone, and his face began to turn red from the base of his ears...

Bai Yuan was looking at the crack of the door with his gun in hand, and interjected, "Luo Zhan, have you finished it yet? Do you want me to help you?"

Luo Zhan gave Bai Yuan a threatening look, what's the matter with you, Officer Bai?Don't spoil the good work of Grandpa!

Bai Yuan didn't want to reach out to Luo Zhan to help the bird, but just stretched out the muzzle of the submachine gun!

Before the cold muzzle touched Luo Zhan's vitals, he screamed anxiously: "Damn it, you put your gun back! You f*cking fingers trembled before ordering me!"

Cheng Yu chuckled secretly, and Bai Yuan's expression was so bad that he said, "Luo Zhan, your eggs are so valuable? I'll help you raise the birds. You have so many things to do!"

Luo Zhan howled to Bai Yuan: "Officer Bai, you put the gun back for me, I don't need you to help me! Also, you are not allowed to peek at me going to the bathroom. Did I allow you to watch me? Just watch me!"

Police officer Xiaobai pouted innocently, why, why did you yell at me as soon as you turned your face while talking and laughing with Cheng Yu just now? !

Luo Zhan continued: "Officer Bai, close the door and don't look at it. I have two golden eggs hidden in my crotch. They are valuable!"

A suppressed but uncontrollable laugh broke out in the small dim bathroom. Cheng Yu couldn't help it anymore, and gave in to this nonsense guy.

Later, neither of the two policemen helped Luo Zhan, and Luo Zhan took care of himself without using his hands.

When Cheng Yu smiled, he showed clean white teeth, with shallow dimples, and his whole face glowed in the dim light. Luo Zhan had an uncontrollable erection when he looked at this charming face.

Fortunately, Cheng Yu turned his face away at that time, and didn't stare at Luo Zhan very decently, and didn't notice anything.

Luo Zhan himself blushed embarrassingly for such an undeserved person, completely unable to restrain his body's desire and impulse.

Luo Zhan relieved himself and was escorted back to the car.

Cheng Yu took a few glances at the small restaurant, bought three ordinary boxed lunches for himself and his colleagues, but bought a different one for Luo Zhan, and carried them back to the car.

Da Mao and Bai Yuan stretched their necks to look: "What did you buy him?"

Luo Zhan took a look and was amused: "Officer Cheng, how do you know that I like fried lumps and mung bean noodle ball soup?"

The corner of Cheng Yu's mouth curved into an arc, thinking how could there be such a poor and annoying person in the world!

The four of them buried their heads in the small compartment to eat.

Luo Zhan's hands were still handcuffed, and someone else fed him, and this person just opened his mouth comfortably to eat.The meal then evolved into a stand-up comedy by the guy alone.

"This stir-fried pimple is actually gnocchi, but there must be side dishes. It should be fried with yellow and green, and the color should be golden. Add some minced beef, and the taste is almost impossible! The most popular home-cooked dish in old Beiping during the Republic of China pasta!

"And these meatballs, made of vermicelli and mung bean noodles, served with mutton and meat soup, you know? Add it to the soup, order it... Hey I say Officer Cheng, you can give us all of this soup What did you order?"

Cheng Yu gave him another big mouthful and said, "Sesame sauce..."

Luo Zhan interrupted him: "Don't talk about it later, I will try it myself... You put sesame sauce, chive flowers, tofu in sauce, chili oil, pepper and salt, chopped green onion, chopped coriander, a total of seven kinds, Right?"

Cheng Yu laughed even deeper.

Luo Zhan looked at Cheng Yu intently, his eyes so deep that he seemed to want to swallow this person in: "This taste is really amazing! Only one!"

alone.

What Luo Zhan was talking about was this bowl of mung bean noodle ball soup, but he was actually talking about the person in front of him.

After Luo Zhan finished eating, he was still unsatisfied. He licked his lips, and Cheng Yu handed him another paper bag: "This can be brought in, enough for you to have two breakfasts."

"What is this?"

Cheng Yu opened the corner of the paper bag and showed him a glance.

This small restaurant in the suburbs also sells common snacks.Cheng Yu deliberately bought Luo Zhan another candy roll and a fried crunch box.

Luo Zhan really didn't expect it.

His throat was choked for a while, and he was speechless for a long time, and then he slowly laughed, and said slowly: "I can make fried crunch boxes by myself. When I was young, my father taught me by hand, mung bean noodles, pancake skins, etc. Spread it out, roll it up, cut it into small pieces, fry it, and eat it with garlic sauce..."

Cheng Yu still lowered his eyes, and said lightly: "There is no garlic juice in the cell."

Luo Zhan said: "As long as the food is good, it tastes good when chewed dry, which is enough for me to taste it slowly."

Cheng Yu said: "After eating these two packs, it will be gone, and I will eat cabbage and boiled tofu every day."

Luo Zhan replied: "I'm going to eat slowly, and I've survived eight years of patience!... Officer Cheng, thank you!"

Luo Zhan looked up at Cheng Yu with meaningful eyes: "Officer Cheng, you have never tasted my cooking. I will come out one day in the future, and I will definitely invite you to taste my cooking. We are authentic, and we will never let you eat my food. You are disappointed."

At that time, Luo Zhan felt that the police officer Xiao Cheng in front of him was simply a fairy!

If he hadn't committed a crime or been sentenced, he wouldn't have had such a chance to meet Cheng Yu.

Now I met and fell in love with such a person deeply, on this bleak road leading to eight years in prison.