I love you, police officer

Since the couple officially became friends, Luo Zhan "passed by" the courtyard many times, said hello to Lafayette, sent two bundles of vegetables, and flattered him, but it was the first time he received his wife's instructions and formally visited the house to accompany the old lady for the New Year .

This feeling of excitement and anxiety when the son-in-law comes to visit his mother-in-law is the same as before when he shamelessly rented Cheng's house and wandered around the courtyard.

Luo Zhan started preparations a week ago, and he was so busy that he didn't know what he was fussing about.

"Cheng Yu, do you think I should get another haircut? Is my hair fine? Doesn't it look very naughty and messy?"

"Cheng Yu, I've shaved my beard clean, does it make me look younger? I still have to go to the beauty parlor tomorrow to make a mask!"

"Cheng Yu, our mother, Aunt Lianhua, Grandma Zhang, and Uncle Wang, what's everyone's favorite dish? Hurry up and make an order for me. I've gone out to buy a lot in the past two days!"

Cheng Yu was so bored by Luo Zhan, it's okay, this person is like this, it's a big deal, look at him!

In the courtyard of Lunar New Year's Eve, the rich doors are wide open, the voices of people are lively and noisy, and the deep warmth and warmth echo in the courtyard.

Young people who have moved to the outer ring apartment building carry big bags, cigarettes, alcohol and snacks, and go back to the alley to visit their elderly parents who still stubbornly live in the small courtyard of the bungalow. small alley.

Uncle Wang and his meat joint factory have big rewards for the internal staff during the Spring Festival.He got a van and took all the old neighbors in the yard away.A group of people were in a hurry along the way, talking and laughing, each family bought a large woven bag, all kinds of half-price ham sausages and pork, beef and sheep offal, it was a good deal, and it was delicious. .

Grandma Zhang's grandson made a fortune from somewhere, and brought a 55-inch ultra-thin large color TV and a high-end silver refrigerator with double doors into the yard!The color TV can still get in, but the refrigerator is stuck directly at the courtyard door and cannot get in.A large group of neighbors came to help, moving forward and backward, rubbing left and right, and finally squeezed the big refrigerator into the courtyard door at an angle, almost tearing down the door and tearing down the wall.

Luo Zhan also helped to carry the refrigerator. As soon as the color TV and refrigerator entered the house, the [-]-square-meter hut was completely filled.Grandma Zhang was so happy that she slapped her thighs and complained: "I said grandson, I can't fit in my bed, and I almost have no place to sleep! You spend money and don't check the door, you're just making things up for me..."

Grandma Zhang complained, but she could see that she was very happy in her heart. Her grandson was promising, and she also had more face in front of the neighbors.

When her eldest grandson was a child, he was a well-known bully in this alley, but he was troublesome, did not study well, and was invited by the teacher to be a parent all day long.The child later went to sea to do small business, and when he was rich, he drove a small car covered in famous brands when he came back, which immediately impresses the old neighbors.

Luo Zhan saw it in his eyes, if he could make a comeback one day and look like a human being, he would definitely buy a big villa and take Aunt Cheng to live in it, so that he could enjoy himself.

The menu Cheng Yu gave him was pasted on the door frame of the kitchen. Luo Zhan was wearing an apron and was shaking the iron pan in front of the stove. .

Aunt Lianhua stretched her neck to take a look, and praised: "Xiao Luo, you are so filial, why don't you make New Year's Eve dinner for your godmother?"

Luo Zhan was slightly taken aback, and nodded quickly: "Yes, I'm cooking for my godmother, as well as for your family. Prepare the bowls and chopsticks, and wait for the table to eat!"

Aunt Cheng was happy to hear that, and she will see Comrade Xiao Luo.

Cheng Yu pretended to pass by the kitchen, and gave Luo Zhan a small wink, "I'm already hungry, so hurry up and serve me food".The two didn't need to say a word, they just looked at each other crookedly with their eyes.

"Aunt" became "godmother", which sounded like a word difference, and Luo Zhan secretly laughed for a long time in the kitchen.When will the redundant word "dry" be removed, it will be even more beautiful, Lafayette is our real mother, absolutely unambiguous!

Luo Zhan was busy from afternoon to night, and a group of aunts and aunts in the neighborhood gathered around to help Chef Luo. It is estimated that they cooked dozens of dishes in total. Luo Zhan himself was dizzy and his waist was sore.

A few good neighbors carried all the dining tables at home to Cheng's big house, put them together into a long table, and put all the dishes on it. Everyone had a New Year's Eve dinner together, exchanging glasses and enjoying themselves.

As soon as the food arrived on the table, everyone was amazed!

When Luo Zhan didn’t come to Dazayuan, the old neighbors’ New Year’s Eve dinner consisted of casserole Chinese cabbage, pork fried vermicelli, sauerkraut and minced meat, and then bought a roast duck outside. How could I have eaten in a private kitchen of the level of a first-class chef in a high-end entertainment city? Vegetables!

Luo Zhan made a few main dishes, which he rarely likes to cook for others outside, but he is very willing to flatter his mother-in-law, and he buys all the top-quality ingredients.Although I don't have a lot of money, as long as we men sincerely treat the people we meet, we will not be stingy with spending these small money.

The brass hot pot is bubbling and bubbling, and the crispy lamb scorpion emits a rich aroma.

Stuffed oxtail is made from the tail bone of a one and a half year old calf, cooked slowly for several hours on low heat, stuffed with secret matsutake mushroom stuffing, and then steamed in high broth for one hour, the aroma is overflowing and melts in the mouth.

There is also a big yellow croaker with five-spice and crispy bones. The fish is marinated with the secret recipe handed down by the old man of the Luo family, and then stewed in a large casserole for five hours. It is rotten, but the whole fish is in good shape, and you don’t have to throw up the fish bones when you eat it. It is most suitable for old people and old ladies.

Li Lianhua said: "Look at Xiao Luo's craftsmanship, there is no cure, if any family raises such an eldest son, it will be so beautiful!"

Aunt Cheng nodded: "I see, it would be great if our family Cheng Yu was so capable, and I wouldn't have to worry about him anymore!"

Li Lianhua said: "Cheng Yu is also a good boy. Cheng Yu of your family is a good-looking talent. He wears a police uniform. He is the kind who goes out of the hall. Xiao Luo belongs to the kitchen! Different benefits!"

Cheng Yu was eating with his head buried. Hearing this, the chopsticks were almost chewed, and a small look teasing Luo Zhan sneaked out from the rim of the bowl: You are so small in the kitchen, you just give it to me. My daughter-in-law, I didn't run away from you!

Luo Zhan here poured drinks and dishes for Aunt Cheng graciously, thinking to himself, it is true that I can enter the kitchen, but can I not get out of the hall like this? !What a manly face I am, what a fit and stylish figure I am, there is something about me called temperament! ! !

"Enter the kitchen, cough..." Aunt Cheng sighed at that time, looked at Luo Zhan, and said to herself: "If Xiao Luo belongs to a girl, that would be fine, but this is a boy..."

Cheng Yu always hangs out with Luo Zhan, and Aunt Cheng sees it.Since her son was brought up to such an age, she had never seen Cheng Yu so close and harmonious with any girl around her since he was in kindergarten, including those girlfriends before.

The two bald boys are like twins, except that they don't look alike, but their temper and temperament are really compatible.

A group of old people chatted while eating, and the young people got tired of it, so they joined another table.

Grandma Zhang’s grandson, Zhang Xiaochun, has combed his hair shiny, wears a famous watch on his wrist, one leg is raised on the stool, he is holding chopsticks in one hand, and a cup in the other hand. He is still the same monkey as before. Children's virtue.

Zhang Xiaochun drank a few cups with Cheng Yu, put his arm around Cheng Yu's shoulder and chatted: "I said Cheng Yu, you, you are tired from work, hard work, earn less? Don't be a policeman, come to my company!"

Cheng Yu clinked glasses with him and ignored him.

Zhang Xiaochun said: "Cheng Yu, you are just like this, Tai Ning! I really want to get you to me, partner with outsiders, people's hearts are unpredictable, unreliable! But you are different, when we two wear crotch pants Playing on a sand mound! No, back then, your mother and my mother were facing each other in the Dongsi Maternity Hospital. We were born on the opposite bed, so we cried. What! These days, where can I find such a strong and magnetic relationship like our two brothers!"

Your uncle, this relationship is too ironic. Luo Zhan listened to it and felt jealous.

Zhang Xiaochun asked: "Cheng Yu, has your year-end bonus been distributed at your police station, and how much?"

Cheng Yu's eyes were a little red from drinking, and he stretched out three fingers.

"Thirty thousand?"

"Three thousand."

Zhang Xiaochun made a big fuss: "Then the policemen in your station don't have any relationship with these merchants in the film, and start a side job to earn a little money?"

Cheng Yu waved his hand slightly: "There are regulations, don't let this happen."

Zhang Xiaochun slapped his thigh: "Damn it, don't you? Your film police are really similar to that street sweeper!"

In the small broken company he opened, the year-end bonus for temporary workers was [-], and the regular employees were at least [-] to [-].

The corners of Cheng Yu's mouth twitched slightly, and he drank his beer slowly, not bothering to explain to others.

As a civil servant, especially a police officer, if you say that you have money and extra money, others will say that your public prosecutors and judicial system are all like this, using power for personal gain, damn it is extremely corrupt!

You say you have no gray income, and no one will believe it. How can you, a policeman, not make money? !

You swear and swear to people over and over again, saying, I really don’t have one, and others should say it again, you haven’t made any money as a civil servant, and you’ve done a poor job. See how other people do it?You are the worst!

Zhang Xiaochun got a can of Cordyceps Bullwhip Wine and a can of Red Ginseng and Seahorse Improving Yang Wine. He was too embarrassed to take them out in front of his grandparents, so he quickly took them out to share with his friends.

Luo Zhan took a look and smiled obscenely: "Fuck, this is the most exciting..."

Cheng Yu pursed his lips, but couldn't hold back his smile, and cursed in a low voice, "Damn you..."

A group of young men whispered in a low voice, humming and laughing, and there was a certain secret obscenity in their expressions.Two cans of wine were all divided up in a blink of an eye.

After drinking too much wine, his ears were hot, his face was flushed, so he told dirty jokes.

Zhang Xiaochun: "Heifer's birthday?"

Luo Zhan: "That's amazing!"

Zhang Xiaochun: "The Heifer takes the plane!"

"It's awesome!" Luo Zhan didn't blink, he was the best at colored things.

Luo Zhan said: "Let me ask you something, 'the brothel is full', an idiom."

Zhang Xiaochun: "There is no way to take advantage of it?... Invulnerable?..."

Cheng Yu said faintly: "It's well organized."

The seven or eight people at the table burst out laughing and nearly rolled under the table.Luo Zhan blatantly put his arms around Cheng Yu's neck, leaned his hot face close to his face, and squeezed each other's hands under the table...

A group of people were so drunk that their mouths were full of nonsense, and the more they talked, the more they talked, and they talked about everything from the wine table to the bed.

Zhang Xiaochun asked: "Hey, Cheng Yu, do you have a girlfriend yet?"

Cheng Yu lowered his eyes and shook his head.

Zhang Xiaochun asked again: "Huh? Luo Zhan, are you married, do you have a wife?"

Luo Zhan nodded without hesitation: "Yes, my wife is absolutely gorgeous!"

Cheng Yu glared at Luo Zhan secretly, but there was a stupefied smile on his lips, I said I don't have a wife, but you dare to say you do, who is your wife?Shameless!

"It's not uncomfortable to hold back at night without a daughter-in-law, huh? Cheng Yu, don't you feel panicked? Those few cups of bullwhip wine are very enjoyable, where shall we go wild at night? Haha..."

The grandson of the Zhang family went crazy with wine, and grabbed the hands of several men on the table one by one, asking everyone to spread their palms and compare the length of their index fingers.

"What are you doing? Don't be crazy..." Cheng Yu didn't like to argue with others, so he withdrew his hand.

"Let me tell you, the length of your hand from the mouth of the tiger to the tip of your index finger is just this distance, which is the length of the human whip in your own crotch. You can measure it without taking off your pants!" Lie Lie.

A table of people laughed obscenely, knowing that it was nonsense, but subconsciously looked at each other, aiming at the length of other people's fingers.Men are most concerned about that matter, how can they be shorter than others!

Luo Zhan pulled Cheng Yu's hand to compare the length.

Cheng Yu pushed him, and the two of them tugged and tugged.

"Don't move, I'll compare too, which one of us is taller?" Luo Zhan was also having fun with the wine, since everyone at the table was drunk anyway.

"Fuck you..." Cheng Yu half-closed his eyes, cursed drunkenly, and almost blurted out, I still don't know the length of your thing?Looking back, the two of us took off our pants and compared each other, it was even more enjoyable...

Luo Zhan put his arms around Cheng Yu's shoulders, leaned his head together and whispered, deliberately trying to let the children of the Zhang family see that he had an unusual relationship with Cheng Yu.

Just now when the kid surnamed Zhang told Cheng Yu dirty jokes, Luo Zhan felt a little sour.

This jealousy is so inexplicable, Luo Zhan is actually just jealous and regretful, born on the opposite bed with Cheng Yu, crying together as babies, wearing crotch pants and throwing pinball bat stickers in a large courtyard, looking at each other The bamboo horse that the other party grew up with, why isn't he himself...

After dinner, everyone moved from Cheng's big house to Grandma Zhang's house, sat around in front of the 55-inch color TV, and watched the Spring Festival Gala together.The ratings of the Spring Festival Gala in this large courtyard have been [-]% for so many years, and no one has dropped it.

Luo Zhan sat next to Aunt Cheng, chatting and laughing with the old lady, and they were very affectionate.Huang Hong and Zhao Benshan were talking nonsense on TV, and Luo Zhan was talking nonsense outside the TV, which made everyone lean forward and back together.

As the party came to an end, Li Lianhua was listening to the opera sung by the Great Union, and suddenly said to Cheng Yu beside him: "Your uncle, I used to like to listen to Peking opera the most, "Ganlu Temple" and "Wujiapo". Grandpa can sing."

In the picture, there are bursts of firecrackers, and the people in the big house are silent.

Aunt Cheng took out her handkerchief and wiped the corners of her eyes.

Year after year, the years are like water, flowing in the heart.The old neighbors sitting in this big house watching the Spring Festival Gala are like the fruits of the pomegranate tree in the middle of the yard, which seems to be less and less every year.

The bell rang at zero o'clock, and a large row of hosts on the screen were eloquent. The singing of "Unforgettable Tonight" has been sung for more than 20 years, and the tune is still heart-warming. It seems that Cheng Yu and Luo Zhan's generation have sung from a kid to a gentleman.

Regardless of the ends of the earth and the corners of the earth, regardless of new acquaintances and old acquaintances, Qingshan is still there, holding a pair of people...