I love you, police officer

Luo Zhan pushed Cheng Yu away, picked up his crutches, swaggered up and walked up.

He raised his chin and pointed at the famous man: "Boy, you can see clearly, it wasn't Officer Cheng who hit you, it was you, Uncle Luo, who hit you!"

Luo Zhan made a gesture and swung his cane fiercely, but he was so smart that he didn't really swing it on that person.

The heavy crutches and the whistling wind were enough to scare the famous man into howling, he stepped into the mud puddle next to the faucet, slid, thumped, his feet were on his back, and he fell a muddy buttock!

Luo Zhan's crutches swept across the puddles, and a string of saliva muddy ideas picked up the opponent's brand-name windbreaker. The muddy water drew a free and easy arc from the crotch to the chest to the forehead, as if splitting the whole person in half Son.

Luo Zhan is the best at fighting and making trouble. He is good at real fights, fake fights, literary fights, and martial arts. He is good at fighting, and the opponent loses his temper, and he can't go to court to sue him.

The crowd around the audience yelled and cursed in unison, shouting and beating.

Aunt Lianhua picked up the jar of Liubiju pickles on the window sill, and splashed it with precision. A jar of eight-treasure vegetables in sweet sauce and pickled cucumber strips was poured all over the guy's face, and the thin yellow sauce was painted the color of chicken excrement. Facial mask.

Originally thought that this matter would be over, Luo Zhan did not expect that two days later, when he went to the police station to make a routine report, the gate of the small courtyard was blocked by the high-end commercial vehicle with four circles.

A woman wearing a mink fur waistcoat and two big gold earrings was yelling with her hands on her hips in the small courtyard: "Is there any policeman in your police station? Where is your police inspector? I want to complain!!!"

Inspector He on duty came out of the office: "Who are you? What happened?"

The woman shouted: "Are you an inspector? I want to complain to your subordinates for beating someone!"

Inspector He asked nonchalantly, "Which policeman in our office beat someone? Who did he hit?"

The famous man got out of the car and dragged his wife back desperately: "Yuanyuan, let's go quickly, forget it! It's nothing serious, let's go..."

The woman refused to let go: "Cheng Yu is from your police station, right? Cheng Yu beat my husband! How dare the police beat someone? I want to complain against him for violent law enforcement and human rights violations!"

Luo Zhan hid behind, took out his mobile phone, and quietly dialed a number.

Inspector He frowned: "Cheng Yu beat someone? Why did he beat your husband? What happened? Is there any evidence? Is there an injury report?"

At this time, Luo Zhan broke through the crowd and came out, ostentatiously standing in front of the woman: "You said Officer Cheng beat your man?"

The woman was taken aback: "Who are you?"

Luo Zhan narrowed his eyes, raised his hand and pointed at the person sitting in the driver's seat in the car, and said in a low voice, "You, come out! Tell the inspector, who beat you?!"

The famous man was yelled at by Luo Zhan, and he shrank his neck in the car, not daring to come out.He was afraid of a rascal like Si Luo Zhan.

Luo Zhan shouted: "Come out! Has anyone hit you? You learn every word for me. Did Cheng Yu hit you?!"

The woman pointed at Luo Zhan's nose and scolded: "Why are you yelling, you dare to play violently when you hit someone, there is no law for you!"

What are you splashing on?You can splash me more than you!

Luo Zhan is the least afraid of such lively things.He stood sideways in front of the woman, with his arms around his chest: "What's the matter with Wang Fa? Wang Fa can't control the six relatives who refuse to recognize a lamb with no conscience. Do you understand that such a person should be struck by lightning from the sky! Who can hit you? It is the sky that hits you!" ! God has accepted you!"

Woman: "You, you, you, you still dare to curse me?!"

Luo Zhan: "I curse you, are you guilty? You didn't do anything wrong, why are you so afraid!

"I'm sorry for the two of you, pretending to be five people and six children, wearing famous brands, and smelling perfume, but it's a pity that your flesh has deteriorated, no matter how much you smoke you, it's not fragrant, what you did is not a person Thing! You go home and look in the mirror by yourself, look at your virtue, okay, the whole thing is a messy glass ball, did your parents throw away the child and raise the placenta? !"

Luo Zhan's tongue is slippery, and he doesn't use a single dirty word when swearing, choking the other party to the point of losing their breath.

The two of them were bickering, and a group of people outside came to them aggressively, and the leader was Aunt Lianhua.

Luo Zhan is afraid that the world will not be chaotic. The call just now was to Li Lianhua.

In the small courtyard of the police station, Li Lianhua roared angrily at Dantian.

"Which little bastard came here to find fault and complain?

"Who are you complaining about? How dare you complain about Cheng Yu?!

"My old lady hasn't settled with you yet, so you send it to your door and ask for a fight!

"You dare to trouble Cheng Yu, my mother will let you come and go, and you will never come back! My mother will stab you, a villain, splash you with ink, and post your big-character posters on the Internet. You will make you notorious and let you learn how to be a good person." , your grandson!!!"

From several large courtyards in the small alley, people with good deeds poured out, surrounded the four circles, and this time they couldn't escape even if they tried to escape.A large basket of rotten cabbages that were so cold and so green was clattered onto the front windshield!

The woman rolled on the floor and said, "You guys are bullying people together. It's unreasonable. Why don't the police care about it!"

Hua Zi and Pan Yang stood in a row with cigarettes in their mouths, arms folded, squinting.

You yell, let you yell, we don't care about you!

Two days ago, Cheng Yu asked some colleagues to help. Uncle Hou's body was carried out of the house by Cheng Yuhuaziyangzi and others, and was taken to the funeral home in a police car. They collectively donated half a month's cigarette money to Uncle Hou. Funeral.

Crash a urinal, yellow liquid!

Crash, another pile of scorpions, pasting the windshield in a coquettish manner!

Aunt Lianhua led a group of neighbors who were good at civil and military fighting, defeated the two men and fled, and fled the small alley in a car.

Cheng Yu came back from sweeping the streets outside, took off his big-brimmed hat, dusted off the dirt, and watched coldly as the crowd gradually dispersed.

He doesn't like to get together and fight with people.

Inspector He patted Cheng Yu on the back: "Xiao Cheng, be careful in the future, you are also a second-level superintendent, not a new junior officer, and receiving complaints from the masses is not a good thing after all, and you can't get along with those people of!"

Luo Zhan ran up, pouted his neck and said, "I mean Comrade Inspector, you have wronged Police Officer Cheng! What happened just now, it's not called a complaint, it's just a bitch picking a fault, kicking his nose and face, and making it out Ga seven horse eight things!"

Hua Zi interjected: "He Du, Cheng Yu has paid more than 2000 yuan to the funeral parlor! That fellow is also ashamed to show up, I want to beat him when I see him!"

Inspector He is well aware of some things, but as a leader, one thing more is worse than one thing less. Harmony and stability are the most important.

Inspector He asked Cheng Yu in a low voice, "Did you really beat that kid?"

Cheng Yu didn't even lift his eyelids, and snorted stubbornly: "Oh, I'm sorry."

Seeing Cheng Yu's ugly face, Luo Zhan quickly shoved him aside and said, "Comrade Inspector, I actually taught that kid a lesson. Don't listen to Cheng Yu, he's talking nonsense! Do I have a record? He was afraid that I would be locked up in the detention center because of the fight!"

Inspector He shook his head and glared at Luo Zhan, then lowered his voice and said, "You know how powerful you are, so you're not being honest! Since you and Xiao Cheng are friends, why are you causing trouble for him?!"

Luo Zhan immediately became honest, and handed cigarettes to the inspector with a low eyebrow, and apologized: "I won't cause trouble, and I will never dare to cause trouble for you!"

When Inspector He arrived, he said solemnly again: "Don't forget, you are still one of the top ten young people in our Xicheng District, and you must set an example for young people and take the lead!!!"

Luo Zhan: "..."

I'm still a top ten young man...

Comrade Luo Zhan lowered his arrogant and clamoring head...

Luo Zhan dragged Cheng Yu to a corner, hugged him quietly in his arms and patted him comfortingly: "Are you still competing? Why did you tell the inspector that way just now? Later on, your leader really thought you beat someone up, silly your..."

He couldn't help but pinch Cheng Yu's face with his fingers. It didn't mean to be teasing, but he just liked it.

He especially loves to see Cheng Yu pouting and grunting when he is wronged, and he can't get enough of it.

Cheng Yu said in a muffled voice, "Are you free tonight?...Stay with me for a while."

Luo Zhan was stunned suddenly and forgot to nod his head.

Cheng Yu actually took the initiative to ask him out, turned over his green card, and asked him to stay with him all night!

Oh my god, which song "The Hairpin Head Phoenix" and "Beating the Golden Branch" are you singing today? "Wisdom Fighting" in "Wild Boar Forest", I see that "Taking Tiger Mountain by Wisdom" is about to happen! ! ! ! !

Luo Zhan took Cheng Yu to his recently renovated Yangji Shaguo Residence.

As soon as Cheng Yu looked up, he was startled: "Yo, I haven't been here for a few days, and I've changed my appearance, and I've changed my style? The small bungalows have been changed into two-story villas!"

Luo Zhan smiled smugly: "Is our business still doing well? Isn't it embarrassing?"

Cheng Yu: "Why is it Yang Ji? Why don't you call yourself the backstage boss?"

Luo Zhan: "I'm low-key, low-key..."

Yang Youbing greeted the two of them personally, and sat in the elegant seat by the window on the second floor.In late autumn, a layer of white air rises from the sea, and the warm lights of the bar street dispel the bleak autumn wind.

Luo Zhan didn't even need to look at the menu, and didn't even give Cheng Yu a chance to order. He just touched and ordered a table of dishes.

Casserole white meat, fish-flavored eggplant rolls, sweet and sour fried crispy steak, steamed grass carp with coriander, emerald meatball soup, and even the most home-made fried mochi tofu and vinegared Chinese cabbage.

It's not a high-end novelty, nor is it the most expensive.

Cheng Yu took a closer look, and it happened to be his favorite food recently.

Cheng Yu was surprised, and raised his head to greet Yang Youbing: "Boss, show me your menu?"

The red velvet menu has a festive atmosphere. It has recently been changed, and it also lists an innovative menu.

Cheng Yu was stunned when he saw it, and fell silent.

The innovative dishes are all his favorites, and they are the ones that Luo Zhan cooked in the small kitchen in the courtyard.

Apart from calling out friends and pursuing handsome guys, Luo Zhan has such a big hobby in his daily life, cooking!Moreover, he is really willing to work hard and study and explore in terms of ingredients, heat and taste.

Every time he came up with a new dish, he would make it for Cheng Yu and Aunt Cheng to try out first, listen to Aunt Cheng's opinion, and then see if it suits Cheng Yu's taste.Luo Zhan silently remembered which dish Cheng Yu ate more and liked, and which dish he ate less and didn't like.

The white meat fished out of the casserole and the six-color small dishes for dipping are all according to Cheng Yu's preferences, such as sauced tofu, sesame tofu, leek flowers, crispy peppers, garlic paste, and sesame oil, all of which are indispensable.

Eggplant is sliced ​​extremely thin, and rolled into rolls with marinated lean meat strips, wrapped in egg noodles and deep-fried to form a crispy skin, and then poured with fish pesto sauce, Cheng Yu is very rare for that fish The fragrance is heavy.

The sweet and sour short ribs are burnt and crunchy, and the bones can be chewed to pieces. It tastes delicious. Cheng Yu likes to dry chew the bones with wine.

The sauce of the vinegared cabbage is thickened, and Cheng Yu likes the thickened sauce with a sweet and sour taste.

The fresh and tender meatballs in the soup are filled with pureed spinach, like emerald green balls. Cheng Yu likes to eat all kinds of things that are round and tender, like small balls...

Cheng Yu chewed the small crispy bones silently, sipping the sweet and sour taste that was mellow, bright, and just right, his heart was sour, sweet, bitter, and astringent, and his mind was flooded...

Luo Zhan picked up the food in a leisurely manner, savoring the silent and gentle person in front of him.

The two of them opened a bottle of Niulanshan Erguotou, and drank one cup after another happily.They talked very little, but they drank more and more wine. The wine was so hot that it burned their throats and stomachs, and dense beads of sweat were burning on both of their foreheads.

Cheng Yu drank so much that his ears and cheeks turned red, and he asked, "Luo Zhan, there are so many dishes on the menu of your restaurant that I love, and I haven't come here once in 800 years. Who are you opening the restaurant for? Eat? Is there anyone like you..."

Luo Zhan said: "Anyway, you come to eat once."

Cheng Yu asked: "Then what if I... never come?"

Luo Zhan had hooks in the corners of his eyes, and he still had such unscrupulous virtues: "When you don't come, I will take it as you. After eating this, what is it like to taste it?"

Cheng Yu's eyes were dark and bottomless: "Luo Zhan, do you think I'm very unnatural? I'm just a bowl of fried liver from Xingju that day-heartless, right? "

Luo Zhan squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Where did you go, you are heartless? You are that Nan Laishun's hot belly, warming your heart and stomach!!!"

The author has something to say: Liubiju pickles: a time-honored brand in the capital, which began in the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty. It is a must-have side dish for state banquets.

Stir-fried liver: Pork liver and large intestine are the main ingredients, garlic is the auxiliary material, and thickened.It’s actually quite unhealthy, but delicious!The old Beijing breakfast includes: stir-fried liver with steamed stuffed buns, bean juice with coke rings, are you eating right~ Time-honored brands are Tianxingju Fried Liver Restaurant located in Xianyukou outside Qianmen, and Yaoji Fried Liver Restaurant in Gulou.