I love you, police officer

Ever since Luo Zhan aimed at the territory managed by the Shichahai Police Station, he has been thinking about how to approach and harass Officer Cheng continuously, step by step, deeper and deeper.

No matter how deep the chance with Cheng Yu was, after all, it happened four years ago. I haven't seen each other for such a long time. The bloody mountain scenery in my memory has long since turned into a dark blue shadow. Wandering in the corner is immortal.

On the phone, Luo Zhan and Cheng Yu were poor.

Luo Zhan laughed: "Officer Cheng, are you busy today? Have you eaten? Haven't eaten? I'll bring you lunch?"

Cheng Yu still had that lukewarm voice: "No need, don't bother."

Luo Zhan: "Officer Cheng, call the police? Is it far? If it is far, I will drive you!"

Cheng Yu: "It's just two alleys away, what kind of car do you drive!"

"Oh, it's not far... Do you have any colleagues with you? If not, I can accompany you to the police!"

"Yangzi follow me."

Luo Zhan rubbed his teeth: "Officer Pan is with you? Inspector Pan is actually quite busy, right? If he is busy, let him take care of his own business. I'm free! I'm not busy!"

Cheng Yu sprayed him on the phone: "What are you doing?"

Luo Zhan smacked his lips: "I enjoy helping the police, can I be a good citizen?"

Cheng Yu said in his heart, you must be sick...

Luo Zhan hummed cheekily: "Hey, I'm talking about Cheng Yu, Cheng, police, officer, when will you sweep the streets and call me!"

"What did I call you for?"

"Let me help you. You can't catch bad guys with only two hands! You catch people in the front, and I will tie them up with a rope in the back. Let's cooperate!"

Cheng Yu disdained: "Do I need your help? Why do I sweep the streets with such a big tail like you? Don't make trouble for me!"

Luo Zhan persevered in self-promotion: "Officer Cheng, don't look down on me! Our big tail can run, fight, drive, be your bodyguard, stand on the street, and deter criminals with majesty! We are dual-purpose for the police and civilians, black and white take all, and we provide considerate and comfortable services!"

Cheng Yu was so harassed by this person that he couldn't bear it anymore, and a layer of rice grains appeared all over his body.

Luo Zhan began to think about new plans and steps. He harassed on the phone every day and kept testing the bottom line of the other party's tolerance half-jokingly. Cheng Yu would find him annoying sooner or later, and there was no substantial progress. into the police.

At noon that day, Luo Zhan guessed that Cheng Yu was about to leave work, so he drove to Houhai again, looking for opportunities.

In the briefcase on the seat of the car was his personal file of ex-convicts.

He parked his car on the side of the street, took his bag, and was about to go into a small alley, when a gust of wind blew behind him, a motorcycle hit him from behind his shoulder, and the people on the car reached out to grab the bag!

The strap of the briefcase was put on Luo Zhan's wrist, and he was pulled hard, almost breaking free.

Luo Zhan reacted quickly, and immediately realized that there was a robbery!

The robber sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle failed the first time, the motorcycle slowed down, the guy rushed to Luo Zhan's collar with one hand, and was about to grab the second time with the other hand.

Luo Zhan's eyes were sharp and his hands were quick. He pinched the opponent's wrist with his fingers, and as soon as he pulled it over, he went up to his knee, and hit him hard with his flying knee!

This collision directly hit the opponent's weakness, that guy couldn't resist this skill, he fell out of the car and rolled all over the ground in pain.The driver of the car saw that his companion was being beaten, and was in a hurry. At this time, he wanted to turn around and drive into Luo Zhan to get his partner.

Who is Luo Zhan?A big bastard from Bada Hutong!In the past, he was always the one who robbed others and beat them up, but today he met such a blunt guy, and he dared to grab his bag with his hands!

Tai Sui broke ground on his head, Guan Gong is playing swords in front of him, hey!

The motorcycle drove towards Luo Zhan suddenly, Luo Zhan didn't hide, flew up to face him, walked in the air, stepped on the front of the car, and kicked his head hard in the air!

The motorcycle screamed and rushed up the sidewalk, and the unlucky driver flew out of the seat and hugged a big tree by the side of the road in a tragic way.

Luo Zhan hugged the out-of-control motorcycle, turned over and rode on it, stepped on the accelerator and left.

The two robbers were completely dumbfounded, howling and chasing after the black smoke released by the motorcycle, yelling: "Car, my car!!!... Robbery, someone is robbing! Robbery! La!!!!!"

Pedestrians in twos and threes on the side of the road stopped and were stunned to see the scene where Luo Zhan kicked in the air and landed gracefully, and then turned against the robber's motorcycle.

Luo Zhan was more familiar with the terrain than the robbers, so he went straight into the small alley, led the two robbers through the 800-meter-long Yaer Alley, went straight to Houhai, and turned into the small gate of the police station. Son.

The police officer in charge of the trial, Hua Zi, had just finished a case and was smoking a cigarette at the door to relieve fatigue when Luo Zhan's motorcycle crashed into it.

The two people behind were running out of breath, and they were almost tired to shit, and they howled mournfully: "Police, that kid robbed our motorcycle!!!"

Luo Zhan pointed behind him and said, "Comrade police officer, I caught you two who robbed you on a bicycle, and they were the two of you!"

Huazi was still in a daze: "Which of the two groups of you is robbing whom?"

Luo Zhan asked: "Is Officer Cheng Yucheng from your police station there? He knows me."

Huazi wondered, "How do you know Cheng Yu?"

"Well, this one..." Luo Zhan scratched his head, and replied indiscriminately, "I was just released, and Officer Cheng is in charge of supervising my transformation!"

When Luo Zhan entered the room, Cheng Yu was registering to receive the police. He looked up and saw Brother Hua bring Luo Zhan in. He was surprised: "Why did you come in? Have you committed a crime again?"

Luo Zhan narrowed his eyes and said, "What am I, did I commit another crime?"

Cheng Yu said, "You didn't do anything wrong, why did you go to the police station?"

Luo Zhan was immediately unhappy: "I can't come in and take a look if I have nothing to do? Don't you also go to the police station every day!"

Cheng Yu said: "Don't talk nonsense!"

Seeing that the situation was not right, the two robbers panicked and turned around to run away, but they were quickly pulled back by Luo Zhan's collar and thrown in front of Cheng Yu: "Officer Cheng, we caught you two in broad daylight Now you are robbing on a motorcycle, you will be judged!"

A woman who was calling the police to Cheng Yu just now turned around and recognized the two people, and shouted: "It's them, it's these two people!"

Luo Zhan laughed: "Yo? You were also robbed by the two of them?"

The woman said: "No! They raped me!"

Luo Zhan blinked: "Yo..."

Those two people were also dumbfounded, unable to argue: "Who raped you? You obviously did it voluntarily!!!"

So those three people started pointing their noses and arguing, defending each other in front of a room full of policemen, the woman said that the two raped, and the two unlucky bastards cried and said that we did not rape, how dare we have that kind of courage, we just went to whore put it.

Cheng Yu tapped his finger on the table: "Are you finished? Have you guys had enough noise?!"

Cases involving female suspects are usually interrogated by female police officers, but the only female police officer in the office is on maternity leave these days, so for some reason, colleagues pushed the job to Cheng Yu.The reason is that Cheng Yu is good-looking, has a good temper, and has a sullen temper, which makes women feel maternity when they touch him, and spontaneously gives birth to some indescribable complaints about frankness and intimacy. Female suspects like this kind of male policeman the most!Trial is easy!

Cheng Yu asked the woman, "Have you gone to the hospital for an injury check?"

"Not hurt..."

"Did those two leave anything behind? Is there any evidence?"

"Those bastards left nothing behind and stole my handbag, money and watch!"

Cheng Yu said slowly: "This kind of thing, if you want to prove that the other party raped you, you must have evidence to show us, such as a doctor's certificate, which can show that you have those two people on you... ..."

The woman muttered softly: "Throw it all away, I can still keep that thing..."

Cheng Yu snorted coldly, "Did you throw away the condom?"

Luo Zhan challenged him: "These two boys are very disciplined, they even wear condoms when they rape!"

Cheng Yu nodded in agreement: "Those two people just slapped their butts and left after they finished their work, right? They're so fucking useless, they didn't even give you money, did they?"

The woman responded and scolded: "That's right, they are so worthless! Don't tell me you didn't pay me, and they robbed me of my money, you bastards!"

Luo Zhan covered his face and laughed for a long time. He looked at Cheng Yu and winked, but Cheng Yu ignored him.

Luo Zhan thought that police officer Xiaocheng was too handsome and charming, so the little bitch confessed himself.

The prostitute was invited into the small black room, and squatted in the corner facing the wall to reflect.

The two robbers were handcuffed to the bench, with drooping faces, regretting that they had committed stupid robbery against Luo Zhan today.These two boys are young, they just made their debut not long ago, how could they rob Luo Zhan, and they ended up sending them to their door.

Cheng Yu pointed at the two people: "What the hell? Are you ashamed of the two of you?"

The two men nodded and bowed their heads: "Comrade police officer, we are ashamed, we are really ashamed..."

Cheng Yu snorted coldly and said, "I'm glad I recruited you. How many times have you robbed and how much money have you robbed?"

Those two people cried and said: "Comrade police officer, we know that we are wrong. You see, we earn these hard-earned money day and night, and get a lighter sentence. How about a few years less sentence..."

"Stealing other people's money, you two have worked hard?!"

The two of them continued to cry, pitifully: "We have worked really hard! Stealing bungalows during the day, stealing hotels at night, and working for at least sixteen hours a day, is it easy for us to go out for a walk in the evening?" It’s a turn, I’m not officially on work, I just wanted to take a chance, but I ran into that guy, it’s him! He, he, he beat us! You see, he kicked my face and robbed us Motorbike woo woo woo woo woo..."

Cheng Yu cast a fierce glance at Luo Zhan, covered his mouth with his fist, and couldn't hold back Xiangle.

Cheng Yu hummed in a low voice: "That car was also stolen, right? If you have any stolen goods on you, honestly take them out!"

The two thieves obediently took out the screwdriver, pliers, fruit knife and stolen wallet, mobile phone lighter, all right, and they filled the table with a clatter, like setting up a stall.

Cheng Yu said with a sullen face: "It's gone? You two work sixteen hours a day to steal this little thing? Don't let me dig out the stolen goods later!"

The two people were so frightened that their hands and feet trembled. They glanced at each other, hesitated, and began to take off their clothes and pants.

Cheng Yu frowned: "Why are you two undressing?"

The two tremblingly said: "Comrade officer, are you looking for stolen goods? Our clothes and shoes are all stolen goods. Have we taken them all off? Can you leave a pair of underpants for me..."

The two robbers took off like hairless chickens, wore small underpants, covered their faces with their heads covered, and covered their shame with their legs intertwined, and squatted on the bench.

Brother Hua came over to greet Luo Zhan: "Brother, yes, you have two tricks, this time you have made meritorious service, and you helped us solve two cases at once!"

Luo Zhan said with a cheerful smile: "That's right, it's my honor to serve the people's police!"

Huazi asked, "What did you do to get in?"

Luo Zhan glanced at Cheng Yu: "Hey, I just didn't abide by the law in my business, and I got into trouble... Officer Cheng knows."

Luo Zhan said again: "A few police officers are about to get off work. Go to a restaurant on Houhaiyaner to have a meal and a drink?"

Cheng Yu lowered his eyelids and didn't answer, but Luo Zhan kept looking at Cheng Yu.

Luo Zhan grinned and said, "Officer Cheng, this is the second time we have acted bravely for justice, huh? It's okay, the two thieves I caught will be credited to your account. When your director inspects performance at the end of the month, you will be the one who caught them. "

Luo Zhan pointed at the two hairless and trembling chickens, and yelled: "Hey, you two, 'whoring never pays', name a wine, do you know what it is?"

Those two people shook their heads stupidly: "I don't know..."

Luo Zhanxie smiled and said, "Old Baiganer!"

"puff--"

Pan Yang sprayed their police inspector's face with a mouthful of foamy hot tea.A room full of police officers shook their shoulders and laughed wildly.

Men like to get together and say a few colorful jokes, which is the most exciting.

Cheng Yu pursed his lips. He couldn't hold back anymore, his dimples burst out, but he still held on to his reserve.

Luo Zhan couldn't stand Cheng Yu's frenzied look, which made his heart itch and wanted to pounce on him.He was thinking, what would Cheng Yu look like if he let go?When someone like Cheng Yu is pouting on the bed and being fucked by him, can he moan and scream out of pleasure?

Several colleagues were in a good mood, and echoed Luo Zhan's suggestion to have dinner together after get off work.

Luo Zhan and Cheng Yu leaned forward, showing a different intimacy from others, and smiled ambiguously: "Cheng Yu, let's go together? Have a bottle of Laobaiganer, how many drinks to relax?"

Cheng Yu let out a sigh, Luo Zhan is really capable of fooling around, stirring up a room full of colleagues, if he doesn't go, it will appear as if he doesn't give everyone face.

Luo Zhan lowered his voice, and his guttural voice was heavy: "Hey, let me tell you one more thing, 'Gong Bao doesn't pay for prostitution', what do you call?"

Cheng Yu lowered his head and cast a fierce glance at Luo Zhan from under his eyelids, his ears turned red.

That day, a roomful of policemen, including Luo Zhan, had a meal at a small restaurant in Houhaihaier. During the meal, they drank five or six bottles of Laobaiganer, which made everyone feel happy and sweat profusely.

Cheng Yu's colleagues didn't know Luo Zhan well, so they pinned him down on the wine table and tortured him with gossip.

Luo Zhan is the least afraid of people talking and talking.He has always been a very lively person, so he brought out his glorious deeds of rampaging in the Eight Great Hutongs, talking nonsense and drooling.

Then he vividly showed a table of policemen how he subdued the two tough motorcycle robbers with his bare hands.

Pan Yang licked his lips and patted the table, praising: "You are so good, Luo Zhan! Hey? How did a person like you fall into the French Open back then? Did Cheng Yu arrest you?"

Luo Zhan and Cheng Yufei glanced at each other quickly and shook their heads: "No, no."

Pan Yang booed again: "Luo Zhan, have you ever fought against Cheng Yu? Can you beat him? Someday practice?"

Luo Zhan quickly shook his head: "Don't say, I can't beat it! I can't beat it absolutely - I don't dare to, how dare I fight with our police officer! When I saw him, I just squatted down and hugged my head , protect my chin! My face is quite attractive, don't give me a fucking kick to disfigure me!"

A table of people laughed wildly.

Pan Yang nodded, clinked glasses with Luo Zhan and said, "Cheng Yu's arm should be very powerful when he was able to use it before, although I have never seen how powerful it is... But I think it must be a waste of time for him to kick you over. ah!"

Luo Zhan smiled a little forcedly, he didn't feel embarrassed to continue.

When eating, Luo Zhan always sat next to Cheng Yu, never leaving each other.

Cheng Yu is left-handed, and Luo Zhan sits on his right hand. When eating, he leans his head and talks non-stop, bumping and pinching Cheng Yu's right hand as if intentionally or unconsciously.

In fact, Cheng Yu and Luo Zhan were also very happy when chatting nonsense together. Before they knew it, they drank too much wine and ate too much.

He's just not used to having such a person pop up suddenly, break into his work and life, get close to him, and show off in front of his eyes all the time.

What happened back then was nothing more than a meeting between two sides, an accident, and I never expected to have any intersection with this person in the future.

Cheng Yu felt that when Luo Zhan came into contact with this person, it was like pressing his head and stuffing him with a glass of Hengshui Laobaiganer, with no room for buffering.The energy in Luo Zhan's body is hot, spicy, choking, and rushes to the nose. The first taste is strong and the aftertaste is long, which makes him burn from his heart and stomach little by little...

The heat finally infiltrated into the skin pores of the whole body, and the urge to feel dry and hot all over the body came from unknown reasons.