Daily life of roommates

"It is said that a person will tell about 8.8 lies in his life. The lie that is most likely to be blurted out is: 'It's okay, I'm fine.' However, I dare say that there is a kind of person in this world who loves to lie the most besides politicians. That is gays who dare not face their true sexuality! They lie all the time, hide in the crowd and pretend to be enjoying ordinary happiness, pretending that everything is fine. They first deceive themselves, then their families, and finally Fraudulent marriage. The life of a good girl is destroyed because of them. This kind of base is a fighter in the base, and it is a scum! In front of people, they make an image of abstinence and integrity, but in the dark corner where they can't see, they live like a hungry Old dog, if you only give some dirty bones, you will go up and lick it, so low! I am ashamed of their life full of lies! This kind of liar, eight honors and eight shames only achieved eight shames! Ugly face There is an inhuman heart hidden beneath it! The 'son of the beach' as ​​everyone calls it—sonofbitch!" Shao Lang raised his middle fingers high and gesticulated majestically.

Whistles and cheers blared, and at the moment he was doing stand-up comedy at a regular 'good friend, a quilt' weekend gay bridge meeting held in a certain bar-this is his part-time job, and the reward is to come to the bar for free at any time.For half a year, he came here once a week to tell the short jokes he made up in the vernacular, laughing and scolding the audience.

In the audience, six out of ten are GAYs who cheated on their marriages, telling their wives that they worked overtime on weekends and came out to fool around.But the dead GAYs who were told to be fucked face to face did not hold grudges against him, but cheered for him, probably because they are used to pretending to be B—pretending to be straight in front of straight people, and pretending to be brave in GAY bars.This kind of pretense goes deep into the bone marrow, and although it occasionally comes out to torture the conscience, it still gives a sense of peace of mind to take advantage of both ends, and it is the ability to settle down.

Shao Lang successfully completed his performance on the small stage and retired amidst applause and whistles, and his free bar night followed.Because of this part-time job, he is still a celebrity in this bar and knows a lot of people.

Gou Yi applauded to welcome him back, and said flatteringly: "Shaohua, (Shao Lang's nickname in the dormitory.) I didn't expect you to have such a hand, Brother Sao! I love you even more!"

Shao Lang said: "Stop coming~"

The bartender mixed two glasses of wine for them, and joked, "You played well tonight. The boss just praised you for your hard work."

Shao Lang said: "Didn't I bring my buddies from the dormitory over for a drink, and tell them all the money for the drink at once~" With a wink, it really felt a bit rippling.

Gou Yi watched enviously from the side, "Brother Sao, you should go to act, I'll push you to become popular. Compared with you, what kind of factory flower and leader are you?"

Shao Lang snorted and said, "I'm not going, I'm too tired to follow the unspoken rules."

Gou Yi said: "If you pay, you will get something in return. Look at how rich the big stars are. I heard that among the top-tier male stars, there is one BLABLA who sleeps on a kang head..." He didn't realize that he was Said it was off track.