There was a sudden silence in the room.
Then with a 'plop' sound, someone fell from the beam. With his peerless qinggong, he couldn't adjust his figure in mid-air, and fell to the ground abruptly, which hurt so much.
Xu Ziling helped him up, patted the dirt on his body, and said to Wu Wuchen: "Why did you say such a shocking thing suddenly, it scared Xiao Shi."
Xiao Shi was backed by someone, arrogant, and said: "That's right, why are you talking nonsense to scare people!"
Endless annoyed: "How do I know you're eavesdropping on it! Hmph, if you don't learn well at a young age, you'll be a gentleman on the beam like others."
Xiao Shi retorted: "Aren't you just hiding outside and eavesdropping!"
Endless said: "Why am I eavesdropping, I am listening aboveboard! You can ask the two of them, who doesn't know that I am outside. I hid because I was afraid that Kou Zhong would be thin-skinned."
Xiao Shi said sarcastically: "I don't know, it turns out that the low level of martial arts is something to show off."
Endless furious: "Who do you say has low martial arts?"
Xiao Shi stuck out his tongue, indicating that such an obvious thing should be said?
Kou Zhong just woke up from the horror at this moment, and said: "Endless, there should be some bottom line for nonsense, okay?"
Endless was criticized by three people in a row, and he was unhappy: "Why am I talking nonsense? Don't you like Ziling?"
Kou Zhong was annoyed, "Zi Ling and I are brothers, how could you insult him like this?"
Endless was taken aback: "How can liking be an insult?"
Xiao Shidao: "You compare Brother Ling to a child prostitute, and you still say it's not an insult?"
"Who said that liking a man is treating him as a child mole?" Endless said contemptuously: "Don't you know that there is unswerving love between men and men? Don't you know that true love has nothing to do with men and women?"
He read affectionately in a dreamlike tone: "I love you because you are you, whether you are a man or a woman..."
Xiao Shi asked curiously: "You mean, even if Wan Wan is a man, you would still like her?"
Endless staggered: "Don't say such scary things!"
Xiao Shi snorted coldly: "Duplicity!"
Endless argues: "Who says I'm duplicity, I'm just imaginative! Can you imagine Wan Wan as a man?" He shook his head and continued to read a poem: "I like you not because you are a woman, I like women, but because you are a woman. Because you happen to be a woman..."
Xiao Shi blinked, and said to Kou Zhong: "Brother Wu Wu's words seem to make sense, Brother Zhong, do you really like Brother Shangling?"
Xu Ziling caught Xiao Shi and went out, reprimanded: "In the future, you are not allowed to hang out with Endless, it took him half a day to spoil him!"
In the room, endlessly hugged Kou Zhong's neck, and whispered: "Let's discuss whether you like Ziling or not?"
Kou Zhong hesitated, "Zi Ling is my brother..."
Endless said: "Men, who doesn't start with brothers first? Don't you know? Outside the Great Wall, it is the most normal thing for men to like men. People who like each other will become "brothers" and "brothers". There will also be a deed ceremony to announce it to the world, and some places in the Central Plains also have this custom."
Kou Zhongdao: "I still think Ziling is just a brother..."
Endless induced: "Xiao Shi is also your brother, right? If Xiao Shi leaves you and lives with Ning Daoqi all year round, will you be sad?"
Kou Zhong scratched his head.
Endless clapped his hands and said, "No way? It will be different if you change Ziling, right?"
Kou Zhong was disturbed by him, but subconsciously felt something was wrong: "How can this be the same?"
"That's right! Xiaoshi and Ziling are different in your heart, right?" Endless continued to work hard, and said, "Think about it again, when you are free, who do you think about the most? Li Xiuning? Song Yuzhi? Or... ... Ziling?"
Kou Zhong was dumbfounded: "Is this... related?"
"Why doesn't it matter?" Endless said: "As Ziling said, if you like someone, you want to see him. Think about it, if you haven't met the three of them in half a year, who would you most want to see? "
Kou Zhongdao: "Don't brothers miss each other?"
Endless shook his head helplessly and said: "I'm not enlightened! Let me ask you again, who will you ask for permission before you go shopping in brothels? After you do that with women, who will you feel guilty in front of? Could it be Xiao Shi?"
Kou Zhong was stunned for a moment: "This... this..."
Endless triumph, small sample!I who have read the original work, don't you know that you have applied to Ziling several times to open a brothel?Don't you know that after you and Yun Yuzhen went to bed, you were so guilty that you didn't even dare to tell Ziling?
While patting Kou Zhong's shoulder comfortingly, he said earnestly, "Oh, it's really hard for outsiders to comment on the matter of men and women, so you should think it over for yourself, right?"
Push the door out.
Hmph, let you always tease me, can I, a modern person, not be able to beat you, an ancient person?I have passed on to Uncle Benshan the magical skill of fooling you, isn't it easy to fool you, a little Kou Zhong?
Hmph, this time you can't sleep for a few days!
……
Shi Zhixuan helplessly looked at Xiao Shi who was hugging back and forth in his arms, if he kept rubbing like this, even a saint would not be able to hold back!
"What's the matter, do you want to sleep with Xiao Zhong Ziling and the others?" Although he was a bit unwilling, it would be better to divert the trouble.
Hearing Shi Zhixuan's words, Xiao Shi said: "They won't agree to sleep with me, I was thinking about what Big Brother Endless said."
"What did Hentai say?" It's this bastard again!
"He said, Brother Zhong likes Brother Ling."
Shi Zhixuan was choked by his own saliva and coughed again and again, Xiao Shi quickly stood up and patted him on the back.
Shi Zhixuan regained his strength, stuffed Xiao Shi back into the quilt, and said: "Why would Wu Wuxing say that?"
"Brother Ling promised Brother Zhong before that he would leave him to wander around the world after helping him get out of Duke Yang's treasury. Brother Zhong was reluctant to leave Brother Ling, and he was reluctant to go to the treasury. Uncle, does Brother Zhong really like Brother Ling? "
Shi Zhixuan almost choked again: "You think so too?"
Xiao Shidao: "But what Big Brother Wu Wu said seems to make sense."
"What did he say?"
Xiao Shi recited endless crooked poems, and said: "I just think that if the two of them are together, they will be very good to each other. And I always worry that if they marry wives, what if my sister-in-law doesn't like me?" What to do? The most important thing is, what if the relationship between their husband and wife is not harmonious, and... like that person, what if a tragedy happens?"
Shi Zhixuan's heart darkened, and he reluctantly said: "How can there be so many Shi Zhixuan in the world. Don't worry too much."
Seeing that Xiao Shi still looked worried, he changed the subject and said, "What did Xiao Zhong say?"
Xiao Shi said unhappily: "Brother Ling didn't let me listen, and brought me back. He also said that I was not allowed to be with Wuwu, and would lead me to ruin."
Shi Zhixuan lamented that it might have been damaged.
"Uncle, what do you think should be done?"
Seen by Xiao Shi's bright eyes, Shi Zhixuan couldn't say a word of evasion, Xiao Zhong, Ziling, I'm afraid I can only feel sorry for you.
Analyzing: "Actually, the key to this matter lies in Kou Zhong."
Xiao Shidao: "Why is it on Brother Zhong, I think Brother Ling is more difficult to accept?"
Shi Zhixuan said: "As for Ziling, although he has deep feelings for you and Kou Zhong, although he can't say that he is indifferent to others, at least he looks very lightly. It doesn't matter whether you like me, don't like me, or understand me, People who don’t care about misunderstood me.”
Xiao Shi admired and said: "Master Uncle is amazing, Brother Ling is like that, last time Brother Han said that he has the heart of a woman, he just smiled and didn't get angry."
Shi Zhixuan smiled and said: "For a person like him, it is very difficult to get into his heart, but once you get in, it will definitely be the greatest luck in your life."
"Like me?"
"Just like you." Shi Zhixuan rubbed his head, you don't even know how much your brother has been worrying about it behind his back.Questioning in the moonlight outside the inn, confrontation in Youlin Xiaogu, and worries outside the hospital today...
Suddenly, I feel that calculating Ziling seems a little out of place, but... looking at Xiao Shi expectantly and trustingly, for Ah Shi, alas!Ziling, you just admit it!
Continued: "The best way to deal with such a person is to stalk them. In terms of feelings, they will never take the initiative, but they are not good at refusing. So if there is someone he doesn't like, it means that he has something for him." Favors, entanglement again and again, like Shi Feixuan, it is difficult for him to refuse... Alas, what are you doing?" He dragged Xiao Shi back and pressed him on the bed.
Xiao Shi struggled and said: "Let go! You said that Shi Feixuan was stalking Brother Ling! You also said that Brother Ling would be very difficult to refuse... No, I will never allow Brother Ling to marry Cihang Jingzhai's woman! I will go find her Him, if he dares to go to Shi Feixuan, I'll show him to death! Let go!"
Shi Zhixuan persuaded: "Don't worry, Ziling knows you hate her, so why would you marry her? According to Ziling's character, even when marrying a wife, he will also consider the feelings of you and Kou Zhong. What's more, I put on shoes for Concubine Shixuan today. Ziling won't wait to see her in the future."
Xiao Shi couldn't move, and asked curiously: "What kind of shoes did you wear for her?"
Shi Zhixuan said: "I told Ziling that Shi Feixuan approached him for other purposes, even a man would be disgusted."
But he suddenly thought of himself, why didn't he know that Xiuxin was also... Sigh, I was too young at that time, when I was deliberately approached, I felt proud in my heart, even more conceited, thinking that I could make her fall in love with all my heart Own.
However, although Ziling looks gentle and indifferent, he is extremely arrogant in his heart, but he is not conceited at all. exist.
Xiao Shi was persuaded by him, and said: "You haven't said how to make Brother Ling like Brother Zhong?"
"Didn't I say it? Stalking."
"Stalking," Xiao Shi said, "This Brother Zhong is the best at it. Hmph, when it comes to stalking, ten concubines are no match for one Brother Zhong!"
"Who said that Concubine Shixuan is a stalker?" Shi Zhixuan said: "Her technique is a hundred times better than a stalker. It makes you feel that she has a subtle affection for you, but she is always far and near, forever You can't guess when she will appear and when she will leave, maintaining the mystery of a fairy in the cloud, making you feel how proud and fortunate it is to be favored by her... plus Beautiful appearance, unrefined temperament, sublime conversation, alas, which man can refuse?"
Xiao Shi became anxious again: "Then you said Brother Zhong can't beat her?"
"Don't make trouble, didn't you say that Ziling won't accept her?" Shi Zhixuan said: "The crux of the problem lies in Xiao Zhong. As long as he stalks Ziling, he will be taken down one day."
Xiao Shi said happily: "I'll tell Brother Zhong right now!"
"Did Xiaozhong say he likes Ziling?"
Xiao Shi froze for a moment, and said, "Then it's useless for us to talk so much."
Shi Zhixuan said: "So the most important thing now is to make Xiao Zhong really think that he likes Ziling, as long as he believes so, he will naturally chase after him, so you don't have to worry about it, isn't stalking what he is best at? "
Xiao Shi said unhappily: "If Brother Zhong didn't really like Brother Ling, he wouldn't want them to be together. Today he also said that he would go to Lingnan to retire because he found out that he didn't really like Sister Song."
"Then try to make him really like Ziling." Shi Zhixuan said: "Maybe he has liked Ziling for a long time, but he didn't know it...you can see it tomorrow, if he has dark circles under his eyes, he probably likes it , otherwise, why would you suffer from insomnia because of endless casual words?"
Even if he is as wise as Shi Zhixuan, he would never have thought that Hei Wu did more than just say one sentence?
What Xiao Shi wanted to do but didn't do, he had already done enough for him.
Then with a 'plop' sound, someone fell from the beam. With his peerless qinggong, he couldn't adjust his figure in mid-air, and fell to the ground abruptly, which hurt so much.
Xu Ziling helped him up, patted the dirt on his body, and said to Wu Wuchen: "Why did you say such a shocking thing suddenly, it scared Xiao Shi."
Xiao Shi was backed by someone, arrogant, and said: "That's right, why are you talking nonsense to scare people!"
Endless annoyed: "How do I know you're eavesdropping on it! Hmph, if you don't learn well at a young age, you'll be a gentleman on the beam like others."
Xiao Shi retorted: "Aren't you just hiding outside and eavesdropping!"
Endless said: "Why am I eavesdropping, I am listening aboveboard! You can ask the two of them, who doesn't know that I am outside. I hid because I was afraid that Kou Zhong would be thin-skinned."
Xiao Shi said sarcastically: "I don't know, it turns out that the low level of martial arts is something to show off."
Endless furious: "Who do you say has low martial arts?"
Xiao Shi stuck out his tongue, indicating that such an obvious thing should be said?
Kou Zhong just woke up from the horror at this moment, and said: "Endless, there should be some bottom line for nonsense, okay?"
Endless was criticized by three people in a row, and he was unhappy: "Why am I talking nonsense? Don't you like Ziling?"
Kou Zhong was annoyed, "Zi Ling and I are brothers, how could you insult him like this?"
Endless was taken aback: "How can liking be an insult?"
Xiao Shidao: "You compare Brother Ling to a child prostitute, and you still say it's not an insult?"
"Who said that liking a man is treating him as a child mole?" Endless said contemptuously: "Don't you know that there is unswerving love between men and men? Don't you know that true love has nothing to do with men and women?"
He read affectionately in a dreamlike tone: "I love you because you are you, whether you are a man or a woman..."
Xiao Shi asked curiously: "You mean, even if Wan Wan is a man, you would still like her?"
Endless staggered: "Don't say such scary things!"
Xiao Shi snorted coldly: "Duplicity!"
Endless argues: "Who says I'm duplicity, I'm just imaginative! Can you imagine Wan Wan as a man?" He shook his head and continued to read a poem: "I like you not because you are a woman, I like women, but because you are a woman. Because you happen to be a woman..."
Xiao Shi blinked, and said to Kou Zhong: "Brother Wu Wu's words seem to make sense, Brother Zhong, do you really like Brother Shangling?"
Xu Ziling caught Xiao Shi and went out, reprimanded: "In the future, you are not allowed to hang out with Endless, it took him half a day to spoil him!"
In the room, endlessly hugged Kou Zhong's neck, and whispered: "Let's discuss whether you like Ziling or not?"
Kou Zhong hesitated, "Zi Ling is my brother..."
Endless said: "Men, who doesn't start with brothers first? Don't you know? Outside the Great Wall, it is the most normal thing for men to like men. People who like each other will become "brothers" and "brothers". There will also be a deed ceremony to announce it to the world, and some places in the Central Plains also have this custom."
Kou Zhongdao: "I still think Ziling is just a brother..."
Endless induced: "Xiao Shi is also your brother, right? If Xiao Shi leaves you and lives with Ning Daoqi all year round, will you be sad?"
Kou Zhong scratched his head.
Endless clapped his hands and said, "No way? It will be different if you change Ziling, right?"
Kou Zhong was disturbed by him, but subconsciously felt something was wrong: "How can this be the same?"
"That's right! Xiaoshi and Ziling are different in your heart, right?" Endless continued to work hard, and said, "Think about it again, when you are free, who do you think about the most? Li Xiuning? Song Yuzhi? Or... ... Ziling?"
Kou Zhong was dumbfounded: "Is this... related?"
"Why doesn't it matter?" Endless said: "As Ziling said, if you like someone, you want to see him. Think about it, if you haven't met the three of them in half a year, who would you most want to see? "
Kou Zhongdao: "Don't brothers miss each other?"
Endless shook his head helplessly and said: "I'm not enlightened! Let me ask you again, who will you ask for permission before you go shopping in brothels? After you do that with women, who will you feel guilty in front of? Could it be Xiao Shi?"
Kou Zhong was stunned for a moment: "This... this..."
Endless triumph, small sample!I who have read the original work, don't you know that you have applied to Ziling several times to open a brothel?Don't you know that after you and Yun Yuzhen went to bed, you were so guilty that you didn't even dare to tell Ziling?
While patting Kou Zhong's shoulder comfortingly, he said earnestly, "Oh, it's really hard for outsiders to comment on the matter of men and women, so you should think it over for yourself, right?"
Push the door out.
Hmph, let you always tease me, can I, a modern person, not be able to beat you, an ancient person?I have passed on to Uncle Benshan the magical skill of fooling you, isn't it easy to fool you, a little Kou Zhong?
Hmph, this time you can't sleep for a few days!
……
Shi Zhixuan helplessly looked at Xiao Shi who was hugging back and forth in his arms, if he kept rubbing like this, even a saint would not be able to hold back!
"What's the matter, do you want to sleep with Xiao Zhong Ziling and the others?" Although he was a bit unwilling, it would be better to divert the trouble.
Hearing Shi Zhixuan's words, Xiao Shi said: "They won't agree to sleep with me, I was thinking about what Big Brother Endless said."
"What did Hentai say?" It's this bastard again!
"He said, Brother Zhong likes Brother Ling."
Shi Zhixuan was choked by his own saliva and coughed again and again, Xiao Shi quickly stood up and patted him on the back.
Shi Zhixuan regained his strength, stuffed Xiao Shi back into the quilt, and said: "Why would Wu Wuxing say that?"
"Brother Ling promised Brother Zhong before that he would leave him to wander around the world after helping him get out of Duke Yang's treasury. Brother Zhong was reluctant to leave Brother Ling, and he was reluctant to go to the treasury. Uncle, does Brother Zhong really like Brother Ling? "
Shi Zhixuan almost choked again: "You think so too?"
Xiao Shidao: "But what Big Brother Wu Wu said seems to make sense."
"What did he say?"
Xiao Shi recited endless crooked poems, and said: "I just think that if the two of them are together, they will be very good to each other. And I always worry that if they marry wives, what if my sister-in-law doesn't like me?" What to do? The most important thing is, what if the relationship between their husband and wife is not harmonious, and... like that person, what if a tragedy happens?"
Shi Zhixuan's heart darkened, and he reluctantly said: "How can there be so many Shi Zhixuan in the world. Don't worry too much."
Seeing that Xiao Shi still looked worried, he changed the subject and said, "What did Xiao Zhong say?"
Xiao Shi said unhappily: "Brother Ling didn't let me listen, and brought me back. He also said that I was not allowed to be with Wuwu, and would lead me to ruin."
Shi Zhixuan lamented that it might have been damaged.
"Uncle, what do you think should be done?"
Seen by Xiao Shi's bright eyes, Shi Zhixuan couldn't say a word of evasion, Xiao Zhong, Ziling, I'm afraid I can only feel sorry for you.
Analyzing: "Actually, the key to this matter lies in Kou Zhong."
Xiao Shidao: "Why is it on Brother Zhong, I think Brother Ling is more difficult to accept?"
Shi Zhixuan said: "As for Ziling, although he has deep feelings for you and Kou Zhong, although he can't say that he is indifferent to others, at least he looks very lightly. It doesn't matter whether you like me, don't like me, or understand me, People who don’t care about misunderstood me.”
Xiao Shi admired and said: "Master Uncle is amazing, Brother Ling is like that, last time Brother Han said that he has the heart of a woman, he just smiled and didn't get angry."
Shi Zhixuan smiled and said: "For a person like him, it is very difficult to get into his heart, but once you get in, it will definitely be the greatest luck in your life."
"Like me?"
"Just like you." Shi Zhixuan rubbed his head, you don't even know how much your brother has been worrying about it behind his back.Questioning in the moonlight outside the inn, confrontation in Youlin Xiaogu, and worries outside the hospital today...
Suddenly, I feel that calculating Ziling seems a little out of place, but... looking at Xiao Shi expectantly and trustingly, for Ah Shi, alas!Ziling, you just admit it!
Continued: "The best way to deal with such a person is to stalk them. In terms of feelings, they will never take the initiative, but they are not good at refusing. So if there is someone he doesn't like, it means that he has something for him." Favors, entanglement again and again, like Shi Feixuan, it is difficult for him to refuse... Alas, what are you doing?" He dragged Xiao Shi back and pressed him on the bed.
Xiao Shi struggled and said: "Let go! You said that Shi Feixuan was stalking Brother Ling! You also said that Brother Ling would be very difficult to refuse... No, I will never allow Brother Ling to marry Cihang Jingzhai's woman! I will go find her Him, if he dares to go to Shi Feixuan, I'll show him to death! Let go!"
Shi Zhixuan persuaded: "Don't worry, Ziling knows you hate her, so why would you marry her? According to Ziling's character, even when marrying a wife, he will also consider the feelings of you and Kou Zhong. What's more, I put on shoes for Concubine Shixuan today. Ziling won't wait to see her in the future."
Xiao Shi couldn't move, and asked curiously: "What kind of shoes did you wear for her?"
Shi Zhixuan said: "I told Ziling that Shi Feixuan approached him for other purposes, even a man would be disgusted."
But he suddenly thought of himself, why didn't he know that Xiuxin was also... Sigh, I was too young at that time, when I was deliberately approached, I felt proud in my heart, even more conceited, thinking that I could make her fall in love with all my heart Own.
However, although Ziling looks gentle and indifferent, he is extremely arrogant in his heart, but he is not conceited at all. exist.
Xiao Shi was persuaded by him, and said: "You haven't said how to make Brother Ling like Brother Zhong?"
"Didn't I say it? Stalking."
"Stalking," Xiao Shi said, "This Brother Zhong is the best at it. Hmph, when it comes to stalking, ten concubines are no match for one Brother Zhong!"
"Who said that Concubine Shixuan is a stalker?" Shi Zhixuan said: "Her technique is a hundred times better than a stalker. It makes you feel that she has a subtle affection for you, but she is always far and near, forever You can't guess when she will appear and when she will leave, maintaining the mystery of a fairy in the cloud, making you feel how proud and fortunate it is to be favored by her... plus Beautiful appearance, unrefined temperament, sublime conversation, alas, which man can refuse?"
Xiao Shi became anxious again: "Then you said Brother Zhong can't beat her?"
"Don't make trouble, didn't you say that Ziling won't accept her?" Shi Zhixuan said: "The crux of the problem lies in Xiao Zhong. As long as he stalks Ziling, he will be taken down one day."
Xiao Shi said happily: "I'll tell Brother Zhong right now!"
"Did Xiaozhong say he likes Ziling?"
Xiao Shi froze for a moment, and said, "Then it's useless for us to talk so much."
Shi Zhixuan said: "So the most important thing now is to make Xiao Zhong really think that he likes Ziling, as long as he believes so, he will naturally chase after him, so you don't have to worry about it, isn't stalking what he is best at? "
Xiao Shi said unhappily: "If Brother Zhong didn't really like Brother Ling, he wouldn't want them to be together. Today he also said that he would go to Lingnan to retire because he found out that he didn't really like Sister Song."
"Then try to make him really like Ziling." Shi Zhixuan said: "Maybe he has liked Ziling for a long time, but he didn't know it...you can see it tomorrow, if he has dark circles under his eyes, he probably likes it , otherwise, why would you suffer from insomnia because of endless casual words?"
Even if he is as wise as Shi Zhixuan, he would never have thought that Hei Wu did more than just say one sentence?
What Xiao Shi wanted to do but didn't do, he had already done enough for him.
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