Sirius Little Bun

"Sirius Little Bun" Author: Qianqian Yuan

Jinjiang 2012-07-21VIP ended

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Unemployed, lovelorn, lost, and impoverished, Wen Bin somehow picked up an alien cub,

After the cub's father came to the door, he wanted to blackmail him, but he lost himself.

Little Baozi: Ma Ma, the earth is too dangerous, let's go back to Mars.

Wen Bin (growling): How many times have I told you, it's Dad!dad!dad dad! !

The little bun took a bite of the unpeeled dragon fruit in his arms, his big dark eyes were very innocent: but I already have poop...

Wen Bin (continuing to growl): I told you that the dragon fruit needs to be peeled and eaten. Do you have any brains? !

Xiao Baozi (suddenly pouted, tears streaming down his face): But... why can't you eat farts... Wen Bin's black lines hit the wall in a mess

Sparks with aliens?Or aliens dragging oil bottles? (Little Baozi glared sadly: You're the only one who drags the oil bottle!)

The magical aliens are here, can they make a fortune?Micro-cultivation, warm and healing.

Content tags: Distant starry sky city love happy friends

Search keywords: Protagonist: Wen Bin┃Supporting roles: Carson, Bell┃Others: Little Baozi Qianqian Yuan Meng

Heavenly Buns

"I'm sorry sir, what you are holding is an ID card, not a bank card," said the cashier lady at the counter with an apologetic face and a professional smile on her face.

The young man standing opposite her shrugged his shoulders, his eyes were drooping and he could see the long and thick eyelashes. He was listless and took a long time to react. "Oh, I'm sorry," he took out the pocket of his casual clothes, and took out a stack of cards, water cards, electricity cards, gas cards, bus cards, monster market discount cards, basketball club membership cards... At the bottom he flipped He took out a bank card and a credit card, hesitated for half a second, and handed over the bank card.

The cashier smiled and took it with a wave of his arm, drew a beautiful line on the cash register, and then motioned him to enter the password.The young man still lowered his head silently, slowly inputting a few numbers on the POS machine.He seemed to be thinking about something, and his expression was a little dazed.

After paying the bill, he picked up the huge shopping bag with the words "Happiness Supermarket" printed on it and walked out.

"Mr. Wen, wait a moment," the waiter just called out to his back.

Wen Bin turned around in surprise.

"You forgot your ID card." On the light blue ID card was a sunny and handsome boy's head, with two words "Wen Bin" clearly printed beside it.

"Oh, thanks."

Walking out of the gate of the supermarket, it was warm and sunny in early spring, but Wen Bin was extremely depressed.These days, I’ve been at home. It’s the first time in my life that I had an argument with my boss. In fact, my girlfriend caused me to have a nervous breakdown. Unfortunately, I took my anger out on the boss. There are usually two consequences to arguing with the boss. The first is The boss is fired, and the second is to be fired by the boss. Unfortunately, he is the second type.

It was the first time in his life to enter a GAY bar, but he was bumped into by his girlfriend who was in a cold war. That night, he just wanted to chase after the boss to make amends and apologize, although this old man in his forties was exuding a smell The gloomy girlishness made Wen Bin very sick to his stomach, but he had to admit that his current economic situation required this high-paying job.Unfortunately, under the old man's rhetoric and coaxing, he got drunk and lost his body. What's more unfortunate is that he still hasn't returned from work, because afterwards he threw his fist at that feminine and disgusting face without hesitation. .

A few days later, Cold War's girlfriend was finally willing to go home, but it only took her half an hour to pack up and clean up her things. Of course, before leaving, she also let go of the sulking anger from the Cold War.

Thinking of Xiaolu staring at him mockingly and getting angry that day, Wen Bin couldn't help feeling anxious.

"Are you a man too?! Are men going to engage in those nasty things with other men! Wen Bin, your life is sloppy, your style is loose, your private life is chaotic, and it's okay to be promiscuous! What's the matter with planting seeds everywhere? ! You treat me, Gao Lulu, as a dead person, don’t you?” She said with a disgusted glance at the ball-like object in cotton pajamas nestled on the sofa.The small face was chubby, and the big black and white eyes were looking at her in puzzlement.

"Xiaolu, you misunderstood, it's not what you think..." Wen Bin looked anxious, and there was no way to explain.

"Misunderstanding? It's hard not to misunderstand when the children are here! Wen Bin, I don't want to dislike your family background, but I can't stand a man who doesn't think about making progress, is corrupt and depraved! I've had enough with you!! We two One shot and two parts, no one owes anyone!"

"Xiaolu..." Before the third word could be uttered, the door was closed with a bang.A year and a half of cohabitation has come to a successful conclusion amidst rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar tea and various personality differences.

After being dumped, Wen Bin also made a deep reflection.Don't want to make progress?Is there anything, he does one more part-time job than others every day, he often works overtime until late at night, he often helps the widowed elderly, and he occasionally donates money to the orphanage, does it mean that spending less time with her is called corruption?What man doesn't wish he could make a career out of it?

Of course these are not the worst.The worst thing is that he hasn't found a job yet, and even the part-time job dismissed him after seeing his gloomy Yintang Fanhei face all day long.What does it mean to be at the end of the mountain and what is to be desperate? When he saw the three-digit number displayed on the ATM, he had the urge to smash the machine.

Now there is not only one mouth at home, but also a bottle of oil that falls from the sky.According to ancient books, sister Lin fell from the sky, but sister Lin didn't come, but an unknown object came.

Wen Bin grew up in an orphanage. Because of his good study and thick skin, he was loved by men, women and children, uncles and aunts in the orphanage. The dean also attached great importance to him. The small orphanage has been supporting him to study and go to university. graduate.Everyone has a heart of gratitude. After work, he would go back every once in a while to see the elderly dean and the uncles and aunts who took care of him.

After he came out of the orphanage half a month ago, he suddenly felt something falling from the top of his head. Fortunately, he ran fast, otherwise his brains would have burst from being smashed.

It was a small spaceship-like thing. Before he got angry, the small spaceship opened its mouth, and a little man jumped out of it, a fat and clean boy with two white and almost transparent ears on his head, triangular, It looks very similar to the kind of cute hairpins that are sold in the market, but it is more refined. She is wearing a silver-gray one-piece suit, which is very loose.Wen Bin looked around. In the secluded suburbs, there was no one around. I don't know whose child was so bold that he even played with model airplanes to this extent.

The white doll saw Wen Bin frowned and rushed into his arms like a gust of wind, murmuring some strange words in his mouth. Just when Wen Bin wondered whether this beautiful child was of mixed race, a gust of electricity instantly It spread throughout his body, and his rationality told him that he had become a conductor.

Fortunately, the current was not strong, and his body went numb for a while, and he still had the strength to shake off the lump of power on his body.

The child was thrown off by him, very angry, and wanted to get close to him, so Wen Bin had to hide far away, but he didn't expect that the child could understand what he meant, and followed him without saying a word even though he didn't come closer.

Wen Bin walked fast, he walked fast, Wen Bin took the bus and he followed him, but when getting on the bus, the card swiping machine seemed to be disturbed by the signal and kept beeping.Simply when the child touched other people, the other people did not get an electric shock.Until the door of the rented building, a young lady led the child passing by. The immature child called mother, and the strange child also parroted the two words "mama" at Wen Bin.

Wen Bin suddenly felt his scalp go numb.I can't drive him away, and I can't shake him off. Seeing that it's getting late, I have to take him home first, and help him find his family tomorrow.Unexpectedly, once the child entered the house, he would never be able to leave.It's not a problem if he doesn't leave, the problem is that he became the trigger for Xiaolu to break up with her.

Later, Wen Bin discovered something even more strange. It turned out that the two cute ears on his head were real ears that were fake. ?But you don’t need a model airplane to throw it away, so what are you doing dressed up like this?

But after seeing his pair of shining eyes that could change color, Wen Bin completely changed his mind.Is this the legendary alien? ?

Wen Bin even wondered if he had any radiation on him, because the potted plants on the coffee table withered as soon as he entered the house, but a few potted plants on the balcony were overgrown.Later, Wen Bin discovered that the electric current was only emitted from his body when he was emotional, and it was harmless under normal circumstances.

It was only two stops from Xingfu Supermarket to his rented place. Wen Bin walked back, carrying a large bag of fruit and chicken, and a few packets of instant noodles.

Since there is an extra person in the family, the cost of living has risen sharply, and the kid who is a little bit older actually eats more than him. The most annoying thing is that he only likes to eat meat and fruit, especially chicken. Fortunately, chicken is not human flesh, but according to him It won't be long before Wen Bin's belly is eaten by him.

For the sake of his own survival, Wen Bin decided to throw him away.

He took out the key and opened the door while thinking about where he could discard it.

"Hey, hey, hey!! Put down that potted flower!!!"

All kinds of perverts

The moment the door was opened, a small figure was stepping on a [-]-centimeter-high wooden bench, trying to hold a pot of lush plants on the window sill into his arms with his short, fat little arms, pouting cautiously. It seems to be communicating with it.

Wen Bin didn't care to put down the huge supercharger in his hand.