new year book

It is said in the book that people follow the times. In fact, this statement is wrong. In fact, human beings follow the fashion. When drilling wood to make fire, there is such a thing as fashion.

What is popular now?Xunxian!

Not only the domestic search for immortals, but even many foreign friends have learned to search for immortals.In order to respond to the culture of seeking immortals and create taxes to increase revenue, in today's Huaxia Kingdom, if there are mountains with stories, many stories related to immortal cultivators will definitely be unearthed.Although the government has not commented on this kind of culture, the immeasurable tourism income brought by tourism, as well as the exploration and research of various ancient cultures of various dynasties and generations in China, undoubtedly have both advantages and disadvantages for the times. The advantage lies in the mass consumption of consumer goods, and the disadvantage is that there are more and more lunatics in this era.

Beginning in August last year, from TV news to some newspapers, magazines, TV programs, and movies, some small stories, small tragedies, and small scandals will be presented one after another. Fairy phenomenon.

This method of moistening the rain silently is not lukewarm, but it is effective. After all, the practice of cultivating immortals among the people caused by a mirage is still effectively controlled.A while ago, many gymnasiums under the banner of cultivating immortals were severely hit. With the exposure and follow-up of TV programs, more and more people are sober.

Chinese people seem to understand, but foreigners don't!There are many people who are persistent and paranoid, so those businessmen who invest in response to the culture of seeking immortals are not lost, although the speed of return is slower.

The mountain that Xue Run and Yidan were going to stroll was originally named Cuiluan Mountain, which was a pretty good name, but now, this mountain is called Zhuxian Mountain. Listen, Zhuxian.

Walking along the edge of Zhuxian Mountain all the way up the mountain, it was already evening.In the past, tourist attractions were full of tourists going down the mountain at this time, but now it is reversed. When it is dark, there will be a large number of celestial seekers going up the mountain with cheating guides.

Xue Run took a fairy-seeking bag that Yi Dan handed him, opened the bag and took a look inside, and couldn't help laughing.On the outside of this package, there are four big characters "sincerity leads to spirit", which actually means that, if you can't find it, you are not sincere.

In the package, there are sometimes two packs of fresh fruits, which are said to be offered when encountering immortal fate; one pack of incense candles, which is said to lure immortals to descend to the earth; a bottle of local liquor, it is inevitable that there will be alcoholic immortals; It was prepared to lure Hong Qigong's upgraded version of immortals; a pictorial of beautiful women, immortals are also human, and it doesn't matter if they have eccentricities... In short, although the package is small, there are many fragments, such as good tea and good cigarettes. Some, the bag Yidan bought is the most expensive, and the things inside are also good.

"You're sick!" Xue Run cursed in frustration.

Yi Dan looked at things solemnly and said: "When we first came to that meeting, Joan went out to explore the way, and brought back an iron guy at night, saying it was a money-making mechanism. We sat there and waited for a long time. I didn’t see any money coming out either. It was only later that I found out that it was called a cash machine, and I had to put it in to spit it out, let alone, they were all curious about these things, especially this one.”

Yidan took the pack of cigarettes and shook it: "When we saw those men and women puffing smoke, we thought they were doing fire magic circles. At that time, we thought that everyone in this world likes to practice. It's been a long time..." As he was talking, he couldn't help being stunned, because Xue Run had been ignoring him all the time, and the indifferent Xue Run turned his face to look into the distance, with a suppressed expression on his face, it was really weird to smile or not.

Yidan was so happy that he carried two bags on his back and dragged Xue Run up the mountain. While walking, he unceremoniously betrayed his apprentice, exposed his family's disadvantages, and flattered Xue Run.

The sky finally darkened, and the celestial seekers who prepared for the day walked up the mountain together in groups of three or four. The mountain scenery at night is completely different from the daytime, whether it is the color of the trees or the ordinary rocks in the daytime, at this moment In the mouths of the tour guides, there is a sense of immortality.

On both sides of the [-]-pan mountain road, modern lights are covered with covers in the shape of ancient torches. What should have been the low chirping of birds and animals in the valley is now replaced by recordings from speakers hidden behind the rocks, repeating itself again and again.

"...Joan and He love to eat children's set meals the most. You don't know brother. He has several sets of fast food restaurant toys, and we are not allowed to touch them. I don't bother to touch them. I will buy them naturally if I want them... just queue up. Some..." Yi Dan was talking lively, suddenly stopped, and glanced at Xue Run: "Brother, speaking of it, Joan and the others are also your apprentices. When you worshiped the master, you worshiped our portraits. When the accident happened... your family was in Qiong's generation, and Qiong and them should be called Yi Qionghe... like that."

Xue Run stopped and looked at him. After a long time, he said lightly: "It's all a sham, I don't think I will thank you for doing this."

"You're welcome, really." Yi Dan smiled wryly.

Xue Run turned around and walked up the mountain with a group of people. Yi Dan hurriedly followed, and whispered beside him: "Those children used to be very hard, and they were not stable after following me these years, but now they are all right, find brother, we It can be considered a settlement.”

Xue Run opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by the tour guide holding a loudspeaker in front of him.

"Everyone, everyone, look here!" The tour guide pointed to a blue stone on a small hillside and a well and said, "This is called Shidan Peak. It used to be a Temple of the King of Medicine. My grandfather said at that time that someone was sick before. Just come here to make a wish, and take a gourd water home for the patient to drink, and soon the patient will be cured of all diseases. In the past, it was called a feudal superstition, and later someone saw an old man sleeping on a gourd here, so Knowing that the well water here is spiritual water, it is the well water for immortal practitioners to make alchemy and medicine..."

The celestial seekers rushed forward without waiting for the tour guide to finish speaking, and they all took out the tools for fetching water and handed them to an old man in Taoist robes standing by the well. A spoonful of spiritual water is 20 yuan, which is not worrying about selling it.

Xue Run looked through the ground curiously, how could the aura of this spirit water be hidden from him?He was just curious.

So, he saw a running water pipeline down the well.

"Hey..." Xue Run couldn't bear it anymore and laughed out loud.

"Hey, you are not from my group, are you?" The tour guide has sharp eyes, even if he is not sharp-eyed, talents like Xue Run and Yi Dan are shining everywhere, beside a group of celestial seekers drinking tap water Standing very calmly, it is naturally conspicuous.

Yidan was very kind, so he showed the pass in his hand. This guy bought everything, and the pass was naturally the most expensive.

The tour guide was very happy to see it. He took a pair of small scissors and came over to cut the ticket stub with a click. He still didn't forget to sell it in his mouth: "Don't you want to buy some spiritual water?"

"No, I have a bad stomach, so I can't drink unboiled water." Xue Run sneered seemingly unintentionally.

"Hey, that's not raw water! It's spiritual water! It cures diseases and strengthens the body without diseases! Even if it doesn't strengthen the body, it can also nourish the kidneys! Otherwise, it's good for adults and children to buy it home. We are stationed in Xianshan. Water is famous for…”

The tour guide rambled on about the promotion for a while, and he was not angry when he saw that Xue Run and the others were not fooled. He waved the small flag with luminous light and continued to move forward.

Yidan continued to look for something to say.

"I've been to many places, and the one with the most thoughtfulness is this world. People are smart and think, and they are all group activities. Unlike the places we have been to before, those people are very stupid. However, although it is Stupid but kinder than the people here."

Xue Run, who came from the outside world, really felt something, and nodded slightly: "Well, there is a saying on this planet called "Scholar, Agriculture, Industry and Commerce". It was very similar to ours in the past, but..." Xue Run curled his lips: " This era is a bit reversed. It is called merchants, scholars, farmers and workers. Merchants are introduced to the society, and the interests are the first. Everything starts with the calculation of interests, so the society is a philistine. But this is right, we were stupid at the time .”

Yidan thanked the heavens and the earth infinitely in his heart, dear father, what a good day it is, brother finally told him a lot of words.

"Look here, look here... This is called the Sword Immortal Terrace, and it's the place where practitioners from the original Qingxin Taoist Temple in Xianshan try their swords..."

Piles of man-made fairy traces, big stones decorated with cement are piled up here and there, and those stones are all split in half.The celestials were very excited and went to burn incense, offer offerings, and take a group photo. There are also Taoist robes and swords for rent at the side, which cost 15 yuan.

Xue Run was watching Le, but something was stuffed into his palm. He looked down and saw that it was a camera. He was in a daze, but Yidan's voice sounded in his ear: "Brother, give me one."

When he raised his head, Yidan was wearing a rented robe, holding on to his crumbling wig, stepping on a stone to make a mountain split.The image... is really appalling.

Xue Run picked up the camera and wanted to take pictures, but he froze while pressing the shutter.

This person should be the proudest... He couldn't help but feel uncomfortable.

Seeing that Xue Run's complexion was not good, Yi Dan hurriedly took off the odds and came over, stood in front of him with some fear and worry, and said cautiously: "Brother...are you angry?"

Shaking his head slightly, Xue Run returned the camera to him: "You don't need to do this."

Yi Dan smiled wryly: "Actually, it's nothing, just playing, you see they are all very happy, if only...we could be so happy too."

Xue Run patted Yi Dan's hand: "Let's go."

The two crossed the line and strolled slowly up the hill.The ground guide was quite responsible, shouting at them with a loudspeaker in the back: "Don't fall behind! Your ticket stubs are with me!"

"Tell me about where you have been all these years." Xue Run asked Yi Dan as he walked.

Yidan's expression changed from overwhelmed to surprised immediately: "Brother want to hear?"

"Well, I want to hear it."

"After what happened to us, I realized a truth."

"reason?"

"That's right, truth, evil must overwhelm good!"

Xue Run paused for a moment, and continued to walk up the mountain. Yi Dan was in high spirits.

"At the beginning, I really entered the way of magic. In fact, there is nothing wrong with being in the way of magic. When you see something you like, you just grab it. When you meet those who talk about a lot of truth, you just punch them. Anyway, I am not A... good thing."

"Who... said that to you?"

"That's what I said, but during the years when I was imprisoned, none of those who spoke the truth showed up. Later, when I came out and became a demon, they started chasing me all over the world, saying they wanted to do justice for the heavens. "

"and after?"

"No later! I ascended, and they chased whoever they wanted. Anyway... Didn't they fly a few times after I ascended? Later, it was quite boring up there, so I went back. To be honest, I I really miss them. When I go back, those who chased me will be wiped out long ago. I don’t know those people, and no one knows that there is me in the world. Brother..."

"Um……?"

"You hate me looking for you?"

"kindness!"

"you do not like me?"

"……kindness."

"do you hate me?"

"No!"

"You don't even want to look at me, do you? When you think of me, you feel annoyed, when you see me, you hate it, and when you mention me, you feel irritable, right?"

Xue Run's footsteps finally stopped, and he turned his face to look at Yi Dan by the torch light.The face under the torchlight was red, just like the faint shadow under the begonia slope many years ago.like him?not him.It's him?not him.

"Yes." Xue Run replied with great certainty.

Yidan smiled, and spread his hands indifferently: "Brother, look, it's like this, no matter how much you bother me and hate me, but... after so many years, you still remember me, and I haven't forgotten you. Have you ever thought about it?" ? Without me, who would know that you are Yi Yuzi? Without you, who would still remember that hateful and annoying Yidan? Tens of thousands of years...why?"

The mountains in the distance... A silver light flashed, and next to my ears... the tour guide's loudspeaker rang again: "Look! Flying Sword!!!!!!"