new year book

Shi Weida had a good night's sleep, no one insulted him, ridiculed him, or laughed at him. He saw his father in his dream, and the old bastard patted his head with reassurance, turned and left.

Shi Weida called Dad loudly, but couldn't utter a word. After crying for several days, he shouted all the time, and his voice had already fallen down.He woke up in a cold sweat, and then found himself lying in a rural farm. He was wearing a piece of cloth with only three holes in the sleeves of the collar, and a hemp rope was tied around his waist.

Yang Xiangzi couldn't find any suitable clothes for Shi Weida, so he had to find a piece of cloth for him.

This farm is not big, with four walls and a hut. There is a huge ironwood tree in the middle of the farm. There is an ax under the tree. There is a recipe next to the ax. There are special dishes from all over the world, and the prices are marked on the back, not coins. , but the number of times the ax cuts the tree.

A roast chicken cut down three thousand trees,

For one steamed bun, two hundred trees are chopped down.

Recite the rules for elementary school students a thousand times, and drink a glass of beer.

Recite the rules for middle school students a thousand times, a piece of Black Forest cake...

What the hell kind of place is this? The fat man yelled for help and jumped up and down the wall, but he didn't even see a ghost.

The fat man tossed and tossed for a few days, without the old bastard to protect him, he was nothing, he was so hungry that he finally picked up the ax unsteadily, and started chopping with each axe.

Xue Run looked at Shi Weida who was chopping trees under the tree for food through the window, dumbfounded, and looked at his apprentice.

Yang Xiangzi hugged Chunchun, with the corners of his mouth slightly curled up: "This is called re-education." After speaking, he left home proudly to send his children to school.

"Pay attention to hygiene, clean clothes... woo... do your own things... woo... love the motherland, love the people... woo..."

With reluctance and fear of reality, Erdangjia cried while chopping down trees.

Xue Run looked at the second master in the yard, feeling inexplicably unreal.Such a personality, such a look, such an experience, such a temper, who would like him?I'm afraid that others will feel irritable when they look at him!But I have some inexplicable sympathy for him.Maybe it's because of his indomitable paranoia in the game, maybe it's because he was inexplicably angry when he saw his behavior of exchanging material for friendship.In other words, Xue Run has seen the soul under the pile of fat. This child, no one has ever told him that there are thousands of emotions in the world, but the one that is exchanged for profit is the weakest.

"An unlucky boy, no one taught him well..." After reading a few sentences, Xue Runhu suddenly stopped talking. He suddenly thought of Yidan. Yidan was half of the child he raised. Dan's family stole him out and took him down the mountain to play.At that time, I didn't understand that things should be exchanged for money. As long as Yidan liked it, Yi Yuzi at that time would use all means to snatch it in front of Yidan.

In the beginning, he robbed, and he robbed others openly and secretly in different ways, and then Yidan grew up, and he watched Yidan rob others.Maybe...probably...possibly...Yidan's domineering temperament has been there since then, right?Thinking about it, Xue Run moved outside inexplicably, and inexplicably walked to Yidan's temple and stopped there. With a trace of uneasiness and guilt, he cautiously looked into the "temple".

Yi Dan soon came out of his temple, looked at Xue Run, very happy, a little bit unbelievable, a little scared, thinking about it carefully, he really didn't know what he had done to offend him Brother, he didn't come out to chase him out, did he?

Xue Run looked at the sky with some embarrassment, thought for a while, and finally looked at Yi Dan and said: "I'm sorry."

Yidan was dumbfounded, he didn't know where this sorry came from.

Xue Run smiled and sat cross-legged in front of him, Yi Dan hesitated for a moment and sat down.Qiong He and Qiong Huan looked at each other, hurriedly set up a small table, served tea, and quietly retreated after they were done.

"Shi Yang told me that you have suffered a lot these years." Xue Run asked him.

Yi Dan stayed for a moment, feeling extremely grateful to Shi Yang in his heart, and felt that he would be rewarded for this kindness no matter what, and he replied: "It's not considered suffering, it's all my retribution."

Xue Run asked cautiously: "Then, do you have any plans in the future?"

Intend?Yidan's mind went blank for a moment.For tens of thousands of years, he had one goal, to find Yi Yuzi.Now that the person has been found, he doesn't think about the future.

Isn't it natural for you to be with brother when you find it, and never to be separated again?What else do you plan to do?

As if he knew what Yidan was thinking, Xue Run smiled: "It's not a problem to carry it like this. It's been so long... I'm also to blame. I didn't teach you well before. You are the only child in the family, and your uncle has always been there. Spoiled... In fact, we should talk to you when we meet, you and I..." He stretched out his fingers and smiled: "He is the only one who survived there. From now on, you will still My brother, I... can still be your brother?"

"Not good!" Yidan refused expressionlessly.

"How can it be bad? Didn't you say it many years ago? I will be my brother for the rest of my life, and we will be left as brothers in the future. We will take care of each other. Why is it not a job? What do you think?" Xue Run pressed The temper is good to dissuade.

Yi Dan stared at Xue Run, and Xue Run felt terrified.Before he left in his previous life, he couldn't beat him, not to mention now, Yidan's killing him would definitely be as easy as killing an ant.

Yidan gritted his teeth and remained silent for a long time, then suddenly stood up and flew away in an instant.

Soon, the Cangshan Mountain shook, and the birds wailed... A moment later, Yidan sat back with a gentle smile on his face, as if nothing had happened.He helped Xue Run add a cup of sherbet, and began to help him peel the fruit again.

Xue Run wanted to say something more, but considering that it was not easy for the birds and trees in Cangshan Mountain to grow so big, he closed his mouth again, just sat with the person across from him with a cup in his hand, and returned to his home after sitting for a while.

Yidan looked at his brother's back, his heart was twisted into twists, but he didn't dare to bring it to his expression.He stayed here tremblingly for many days, why didn't he want to get along well, but for some reason, when he saw his brother, he couldn't restrain his temper.He had a lot to say and wanted to confess to his brother, but he missed him, but he couldn't get a single word out of his mouth, and he only held back a lot of internal injuries.

Yidan distorted for a while and stood up, and came to the "temple" of Bianxiang. Now Bianxiang is his friend in trouble. Still sympathize with each other.

He stretched out his hand, knocked on the temple door a few times, and after a while, Bianxiang came out of the "temple" and looked at him and said, "Don't ask me, I don't know what to do, Yangyang didn't even bother to scold me when he saw me , I... I'm not as good as you." Bianxiang sighed, looking at the reference books she randomly threw in the temple, they were all "36 Strategies of Love", "How to Please Your Lover" bought by some bookstores under the mountain. " or something like that.

A pair of fellow sufferers, who were foolish for a while, pitiful for these two great talents in cultivation, but they don't know anything about feelings.In the end, it was Joan and Ji Ling who found Brother Cai who was familiar with this place, and they stopped being in a daze. They sat down together and asked Brother Cai sincerely about love and love.When talking about this matter, the two of them had a coy expression and their faces were flushed red. This kind of appearance was extremely shameless, and it didn't match their names of black and white big devils at all.

"You know... what they like?"

Shake your head together.

"Do you know what they like to eat?"

Shake your head together.

Intermittent conversations came from the "temple". Standing at the door, Xinghua and Qionghe looked at each other with tears in their eyes, feeling desolate in their hearts. They didn't even dare to think about such things as the future. .

Early the next morning, Yi Dan took the initiative to knock on the door of his house looking for Xue Run.Xue Run didn't let him into the house, but stood at the door holding the door and looked at him.

Yidan's face turned red, he did his homework last night, that brother Cai told him a lot of truths about love, although that person is humble, but his words were right, he had offended his brother a lot before, but now Brother hated him.What he wants to do can't be too excessive or too tough, but slowly infiltrate, slowly enter brother's life, conquer little by little, and finally win in one fell swoop.

"What's wrong?" Xue Run asked him.

After a lot of hard work and a lot of psychological training, Yidan finally stretched out one hand, holding five discs in his hand, coughed and said, "Brother, do you watch movies? Well, they said it was very good." There are cases, stories about ancient times, and small legendary books..." After he finished speaking, he carefully looked at Xue Run's somewhat ridiculous face and added: "I read it last night, and they are all very good."

Xue Run opened his mouth, unable to say anything, so he closed the door unceremoniously.

After a while, the door sounded politely again, Xue Run looked at Shi Yang, Shi Yang pretended to be dead, he didn't want to fight against that big devil!There was no other way, Xue Run had no choice but to open the door again, looking helplessly at the person at the door, now he regretted going out to talk to him.

This time, it changed again.

Yidan held up a handful of tickets for famous landscapes around the world and asked him: "Brother, I've gone to see whether you want to go or not. It's very... the scenery is really good, you..."

"Bah!" Xue Run slammed the door shut, and after a few circles in the yard, he asked his apprentice, "What is he going to do?!"

Shi Yang put down the watering can, stroked the branches and leaves of the bonsai seriously, and sighed: "He is chasing you." After finishing speaking, Shi Yang looked contemptuous: "People are like this. When you think he is good, he picks and chooses. You don't care anymore, and he thinks you are good again. Master doesn't need to pay attention to that kind of person."

Xue Run nodded. He is a fool. He has experienced more than Yi Dan in the past and present. Now he can't beat him again. He is so angry that he has no way to vent.Standing there and being awkward with himself for a while, Xue Run returned to the secret realm and sat down cross-legged. He made up his mind that this time he was determined to retreat, no matter how disturbed outside, he would never go out...

The days passed day by day, and three months passed in the blink of an eye. On this day, Xue Run suddenly felt as if his back had been pricked several times by a fine needle, and he opened his eyes involuntarily, and his consciousness returned to reality.He moved a bit, turned his face to look back, but was hugged by someone, and he couldn't get away after struggling a few times.

"Yidan?"

"Ok?"

"Why are you here?"

"I miss you, so I'm coming."

Angrily, Xue Run reached out to hit him, but the arms around his waist were like iron hoops, and the hot air behind his neck made him uncomfortable, and Yidan's irritable voice sounded again: "Brother, you I think, I came down from that, I have been looking for you for so many years, if you say you don’t want me, then you don’t want me..."

Xue Run struggled a few times but couldn't break free, and finally remained motionless. He let the man in front of him kiss him, touch him, push him to the ground and strip him naked...

Yi Dan struggled for a while, seeing that the person on the ground didn't respond at all, he was so angry that he wanted to do something again.It doesn't matter if he is angry, the air around him whirls and whirls, and the poor Xue Run's secret realm that has been carefully arranged for so many years is swept away.Spring's cry came from the front yard, Shi Yang called Master over there...

Xue Run was helpless, angry and anxious, he stretched out his palm against Tianling Gai and was about to hit him down. Yi Dan grabbed him, and the handsome face in the night was covered with inexplicable moisture: "Brother, you know you are Even if you are dead, I have a thousand ways to bring you back to life..."

Xue Run was angry and impatient, and for some reason, his breath was rushing wildly, and he held his breath for a while.

I don't know how long it took, there seemed to be the noise of a child next to my ear, and my body was staggering with a huge object moving. Xue Run slowly opened his eyes, and after searching for a long time, he found that he was actually lying on the soft sleeper of the train in the compartment.

"Are you awake?" Someone beside him asked him gently, and helped him to drink a few more sips of water.

"Where is this place?" Xue Run looked at Yi Dan who was wearing secular clothes and trimmed into the popular broken hair, but felt that the scene in front of him was terrifying.

"On the train, I read a lot of information. They said that maintaining a relationship requires a lot of understanding and time spent alone, so that the gene of love can be well cultivated, so you see, we are going to travel, brother..."

Yi Dan smiled, holding a book in his hand, and on the cover of the book were written a few large characters "Treasure of Picking Up Girls".