Mary Su Leng Shao and Ba Zong HE

The one who was pulled over by Yuan Yuan, when he heard the other party's request, he agreed no matter what he thought.At that time, I just felt that I had nothing to do, so I just took a walk. Now I feel sleepy for a while, I realized that I went out early in the morning, and I didn’t go home to sleep at night. A cat who has never washed its ass listens to Ye Leng's interview, how boring it is.

Gu Boqing knows very well that she is far from the word "friendliness", and the few friendships are mostly due to others' efforts.

Just like his name, he has few emotional fluctuations, a little more after time travel, and they are all related to Ye Leng.

He can still ignore the behavior that he can't understand once or twice.But now this kind of sacrificing his own sleep to accompany others is still not something he would do before when no one asked him to.

He really changed too much, unconsciously.

But it doesn't seem to be a bad thing.

After listening for a while, he felt that Ye Leng's words were a little hypnotic.

When he was talking about things in a serious manner, he lost the noisy sense of chirping before.The young man's voice was pleasant to hear, like a gust of breeze on a hot summer day, making Gu Boqing fall asleep unconsciously.

The other three didn't notice that he was asleep.

The cattery owner was very satisfied with Ye Leng, but he still asked, "I heard that your last job was in a pig farm?"

Ye Leng nodded, introduced a few words roughly, picked up the little lover in his arms, patted his buttocks, and said boldly, "It's not so expensive to raise pigs, we feed them with good feed, one by one They're all shiny. You see, she's as fat as her, and she can eat several meals."

Cattery owner: ...

The little lover seemed to understand something, silently jumped out of Ye Leng's embrace, and got into the embrace of the owner of the cattery: "Meow——"

It was raining outside, Ye Leng and Gu Boqing didn't bring umbrellas, they were all wet when they got home.

Gu Boqing looked at the clothes that were wet by the rain, and was visibly unhappy.

"If you're waiting for the notification, isn't it going to be a dead end?" Ye Leng turned his head to look at him.

Gu Boqing recalled the panicked expression of the cattery owner when she was woken up, "I'm not sure about the others, you probably have nothing to do."

Ye Leng sighed, and sat down on the chair, "It's not easy to make money."

"It's good that you are clear." Gu Baoqing went to wash up with a stomach full of getting up, and fell asleep on the bed.

When Ye Leng came in, what he saw was him sleeping soundly.

When Gu Boqing fell asleep, she didn't look as aggressive as usual, but she didn't look like "the eyebrows are always slightly frowned, as if there is a haze that can't go away" like in the novel.

Even if he is an overlord, he is no different from others when he sleeps. At best, he is just an ordinary person who has a slightly better sleeping position and definitely does not snore.

After sharing the same bed for so long, they have each identified their own positions.

Ye Leng has been leaning against the wall, while Gu Baoqing leans against the door.As a result, if Gu Boqing went to bed earlier than Ye Leng, he would have to pass him to climb into his place.

Out of humanitarianism, Ye Leng didn't wake up Gu Boqing, and planned to pass over his feet.But because the bed was not long, and Gu Baoqing was born tall, Ye Leng was so cold that he walked over his legs.

He sighed and turned the brightness of the phone's screen to the lowest, while sending a message and touching the bed.

It seems that he has been busy all day, but it is actually only after ten o'clock.

Ye Leng is a typical "contemporary young man", and he can't fall asleep until midnight, unless he is extremely tired or sick.

Fang Fang was comforting him about his failure in the interview, and he probably heard about it from Yuan Yuan.

The boys' friendship developed quickly, and it didn't take long for them to start calling each other brothers.

Ye Leng replied that he was fine, and the phone suddenly vibrated and started calling.

In the pitch-black environment, Ye Leng was startled by the sudden sound, and the phone directly dragged his hand, and smashed it impartially between Gu Boqing's thigh... a little lower.

Ye Leng: ...

The flimsy roommate between him and Gu Boqing was about to turn into a lifelong enemy.

He stretched out his hand cautiously, trying to get his phone back.

If anyone was in the room right now, they would see Ye Leng bent over, with an awkward expression stretching towards an indescribable part.

Even though he repeatedly comforted himself that he was just picking up a mobile phone, he still inevitably felt awkward.

Fortunately, Gu Baoqing slept soundly and seemed unconscious, which relieved Ye Leng's psychological burden a little.

The phone was still buzzing, it vibrated and asked Ye Leng to pick it up.As soon as Ye Leng touched the phone, Gu Baoqing moved a little because he felt a little nervous, and turned over.

This "scissors kick" almost kicked Ye Leng out of the bed directly, and it was the kind of head on the ground.

Fortunately, he had quick eyesight and quick legs, so he jumped up and escaped the danger of senior disability.

However, a small broken bed cannot withstand the leap of a grown man.

So it was unexpected and not unexpected-the bed was made.

The bed is very low, and there are several storage boxes with clothes under it, so even if it collapses, it doesn't make a particularly disturbing sound.

But even so, Gu Boqing still woke up.

He opened his eyes slightly, frowned, and asked, "What's the sound?"

Ye Leng didn't even need to think about how Gu Boqing would bury himself. Even if he was awake in the middle of the night, he couldn't help him, not to mention his tone of voice was not kind at the moment, obviously he was a little angry.

Subconsciously, he didn't want to call Gu Baoqing, just like a child who did something wrong and didn't want his parents to know, he always felt that it was only a moment to hide it for a while.

Ye Leng is fully responsible for this matter, even if he wants to touch porcelain, it is difficult for him.

He can't tell Gu Baoqing that I accidentally dropped my phone under your bed, and when I reached out to pick it up, I was attacked by your sweeping legs, so that's why the bed collapsed, right?

While this is true, it also sounds like nonsense.

To buy a new bed would cost a huge sum of money, forcing Ye Leng's already poor wallet to lose weight again.

Therefore, he decided to temporarily escape from this realistic problem, at least until dawn to face it.

Although the bed was collapsed, it was not impossible to sleep on.

"You're having a nightmare." After making up his mind, Ye Leng quickly pushed him back on the bed, "Hurry up and sleep while the sleepy bug is still there!"

Gu Baoqing: ...

He was still not so clear-headed, and Ye Leng took him over at once, "Did I have a nightmare?"

So, Ye Leng slapped his thigh, "That's right! I just heard you talking in your sleep, and you were chased by pigs for dozens of streets!"

"Ok?"

"Anyway, hurry up and sleep!" Seeing that he didn't believe it, Ye Leng quickly covered him with the quilt, gritted his teeth ferociously, "Sleep!"

Ye Leng's nonsense was obviously full of loopholes, but Gu Boqing actually believed it.

Perhaps because he was too sleepy to mobilize his brain cells, he quickly closed his eyes obediently, and soon fell into a deep sleep again.

Seeing him falling asleep, Ye Leng breathed a sigh of relief.

Now he has to think about how to solve the mess here.

The bed leg was broken, if Ye Leng pulled out the things underneath now, the whole bed would be completely tilted.

It's one thing to sleep comfortably or not, but it's another to fall asleep and roll under the bed.

So they can only be under the pressure for the time being, but fortunately, they are just clothes, not expensive, and not afraid of being damaged.

Just when Ye Leng was thinking about whether he should go to the sofa to spend the night, Gu Boqing suddenly made another move.

Before Ye Leng had time to put on a fierce expression again and ask him what's the matter, he saw that the other party had his eyes closed, and stretched out a hand to touch the inside of the quilt.

Immediately afterwards, he took out Ye Leng's cell phone as if by magic.

Ye Leng quickly took the phone back into his hands before he threw it out.

He looked at Gu Baoqing, who quickly fell asleep again, with a complicated expression, thinking about the place where the phone was just pressed, feeling that it was not clean.

He sighed, wiped his phone screen on his sleeve, and walked to the sofa in the living room to sit down.

In such a state of mind, he even forgot the phone call that he hadn't had time to answer just now.

Early the next morning, Ye Leng ran faster than a rabbit.

Sitting on the bus, his heart was full of sadness.

Let's go to the pig farm, we have to deal with Di Xuyao.

Instead of staying home, explain how you broke the bed.

At the gate of the pig farm, Ye Leng held his head high while thinking about how to punish Zhai Xuyao.

Unexpectedly, the person who was usually hypocritically waiting for him at the pig farm did not show up, but instead, the proprietress came out with a smile on her face.

"Ye Leng, why didn't you answer my call yesterday?" the proprietress asked enthusiastically.

"It was you who called me?" Ye Leng was a little surprised, thinking of the flurry last night, he felt like he had finally found the culprit.

But the culprit didn't know what kind of consequences he had caused, and he had a clear face, "Did it wake you up? I didn't expect you to be young, but unlike my daughter, you have a healthy schedule."

Ye Leng's eyes were empty, almost losing focus.

"Come here, come here." The proprietress took out her mobile phone, scanned his WeChat, and transferred 2000 yuan to him directly.

Ye Leng: ...

Well, it was quite sudden.

Recalling the workplace rules he had read on the first day of work, he thought sadly, could he still be unable to escape the evil unspoken rules of the workplace!

Boys must be more careful when going out!

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the money was a bit hot. Although it was very tempting, it was absolutely unacceptable.

Lao Zhu is also one of his benefactors, he can't just put a hat on others like this!

However, it turned out that he was thinking too much.

After the proprietress transferred the money to him, she took out the live broadcast software and announced loudly, "You are famous!"

Ye Leng watched the video of himself being chased by pigs, which had been reposted hundreds of thousands of times, liked and played more than [-] million times, and the sadness in his heart could not even be quantified in words.

"Are you happy?" The proprietress played the video again while talking, "Yesterday, many people in the live broadcast room gave you rewards, saying that they loved your butt, and asked if your little boyfriend was hit in the waist."

She said happily, "I just transferred yours. It's still a small part of my pad. I want you to buy something delicious first, and see if your thin bones come out. The rest will be taken out at the end of the month. By then Ah, I'll pass it all on to you."

Ye Leng: ...

It's hard to be happy.

Why is he a butt and Gu Boqing is a waist?

No, the most important thing is.

Do he and Gu Boqing really look like a couple?

He didn't have the excitement of becoming famous overnight, but asked in a daze, "Is there a lot of money?"

"There were tens of thousands last night." The proprietress nodded, "My homepage is almost maxed out, and now I have 66 fans."

Ye Leng twitched the corner of his mouth, not knowing what to think.

He was also a person who attracted a lot of attention before, but in his world it was all because of his talent and wisdom, and of course more because of his prominent family background and proud appearance.

Now he has received everyone's attention again, because he was chased by a pig until the emoticon management was completely offline, and because of his obviously not literal "socialist brotherhood" with Gu Boqing.

But he was still a teenager after all, he was ashamed of himself, and after being annoyed for a while, he found a sense of accomplishment in the increasing number of fans.

It only took him one night to get all the views and attention that many people dreamed of.

Ye Leng thought about this, looked at the proprietress who was equally excited and kept refreshing the homepage, and said gratefully, "Madam proprietress, you can keep half of this money."

The proprietress paused, quite surprised, "They all came to see you."

"I'm also here to see Little Pig." Ye sneered, "At least he's an actor, and he'll get one-third of the appearance fee."

He said, pointing to the sow who was chasing after him in the video.

The proprietress was amused by him, and acquiesced to his request. Seeing that he was more satisfied, she joked, "It seems that you don't have a long memory, this sow is very fierce in estrus, you have to be more careful next time. "

Ye Leng thought in his heart that no matter how careful he was, he would be afraid of being missed by thieves, so he coughed lightly and asked, "By the way, speaking of this, when I was at the sow's place yesterday, Di Xuyao ​​was also beside him, is he not hurt? "

The proprietress shook her head, "Don't worry, he's fine. But he's studying today, so he might not come out to help."

Ye Leng said hurriedly, "It's okay, I can do it alone."

In fact, Ye Leng knew clearly that learning something was just an excuse.

Zhai Xuyao ​​had worked tirelessly to find him just after his military training, but now he said that he wanted to study. Just think about how much of it is true or not.

Zhai Xuyao ​​probably also knew about his popularity on the Internet, so of course he wouldn't feel very happy.

This guy's wishful thinking kept jingling, and he muttered how he could drive him away, but he didn't expect to be self-defeating, making him an Internet celebrity pig breeder, and even Lao Zhu had several more orders because of him, and even There are many locals who want to visit.

Now Lao Zhu and his wife will not give up his gimmick and "signature". He can't resign, and his salary may be raised.

Zhai Xuyao's plans were in vain, so he naturally didn't want to come to see him.

Ye Leng was still thinking about how to teach him a lesson, but he didn't expect that he won a big victory before he took out the handle in his hand.

He was in a good mood for a while, mopping the floor with his head held high, wishing he could mop the floor so that it would shine brightly.

Although he is famous, his job has not changed.

He just changed from raising pigs as if completing a task to humming a little tune to raise pigs.

If others want to lose this person, they don't have that chance!

After the proprietress left, he came to his post.

Looking at the group of naive little piggies in front of him, he actually felt a sense of kindness, and seeing them became more and more cute.

After all, compared to a mad sow, a piglet is much easier to deal with.

The piggies were full, and Ye Leng sat next to them with a dog's tail grass in his mouth, watching them make a "humming" sound and gather in a sunny place to bask in the sun.

His cell phone has rang twice since morning, once before and once just now.

It was Gu Baoqing's call before, to ask the teacher about the crime, but of course Ye Leng was cowardly and didn't answer it.

But when he saw the scene where Gu Boqing woke up in the "ruins", he couldn't help laughing wildly.

It was Gu Boqing who sent a picture just now, but Ye Leng hasn't seen it yet.

This time he had to sneak in his spare time, so he took out his mobile phone.Seeing the muscles in my arms, I can't help but sigh that physical labor makes people strong.

He seems to have grown a little taller, and maybe it won't be long before he can surpass Gu Boqing.

With such "wishful thinking", he clicked on the chat box between the two.

The first thing that came into view was a photo of himself, with a line of words underneath: "I'm big E, no flash!"

Ye Leng: ...

He probably understood the source of this picture.

He flipped down two more sheets, all of which were his emojis.

The word matching ranges from funny to unlimited, and occasionally you can see a sow running wild in the background.

[Work hard: Where did you come from? 】

[Domestic Pig: Are you willing to call me back? 】

Ye Leng decisively quit WeChat and opened the short video software.

Gu Baoqing probably won't say it, but he doesn't know where the source is.

He watched the full version of the video again. He originally wanted to cut two Gu Boqing emoticons to use, but found that he was also running wildly, but his image was online from beginning to end, with a calm and steady expression. Those who didn't know thought he was in the office Modify the file in.

As for himself, that was simply a source of joy, Ye Leng watched several screen recordings of the live broadcast room sent by everyone, and felt that he was really stupid for his mother to open the door for a stupid one, so stupid as to be at home.

However, if he ignores that the person in the video is himself, Ye Leng will be amused by himself.

The only thing he didn't understand was that when he watched the whole process from beginning to end, no matter what, he could only see the touching brotherhood.There is no ambiguity, and there is no reason to be called CP.

Although the word "brotherhood" is a bit surprising to Ye Leng, who thinks that his relationship with Gu Boqing is just roommates, but it is not unacceptable.

After all, they had already quietly gotten rid of the tense relationship before, and it seemed that there was no problem in stepping into friends, brothers, or even "best friends" in this way.

At least, Ye Leng is not in a hurry to move out now, and Gu Baoqing never mentioned this matter again.

But there is absolutely no need for couples, just pretend to be fine. Ye Leng feels that the life of someone who falls in love with Gu Boqing may be in danger.

Maybe this person is thinking about the little black house Prey in his little head.

Having said that, some content in the video still surprised Ye Leng: it turned out that when he ran towards Gu Baoqing, he was not as unconscious as he imagined, but with a certain meaning of asking for help.

It turned out that Gu Boqing chose to save herself without much hesitation, which was quite interesting.

Ye Leng couldn't help being moved by these details. With such emotions, he clicked into the comment section, feeling blinded for a moment.

[Bandit Jiujiuzi: Ahhh! 】

[The cp I knocked on is locked: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

Ye Leng: ...

He typed back viciously: "Are you guys singing? What the hell?"

[Jiojio: I really don't want to see Renji with my rotten eyes, do I?These two people obviously have a situation] [Uncomfortable not watching dramas: I have never had such a real CP in my life! 】【Trembling trembling: They are not a couple. I roll over and wash my hair! 】

Ye Leng was once acquainted with the second: "Please show me what it's like to wash your hair while rolling over!"

[Civil Affairs Bureau: Hahaha Ann!Did you hit your ass!I really didn't laugh, I just hahahaha =3=] [Stomach pain is not a disease: I understand you upstairs!I'm about to burst out laughing!A handsome man is chased by a pig, hot search booking! 】Ye Leng beat his chest and stamped his feet: "You laughed, you laughed! What's so funny!"

[The cub is shitting: laxatives, in the toilet, laughing so hard that my dad thought I was taking it] [Ai Shalu official: ... 噫. 】

Ye Leng silently put down the candy from the proprietress in his hand: "It's not necessary."

In addition to these strange things, there are also some people who recalled their experience of being chased by pigs, and responded curiously about the pig farm.

Ye Leng liked them one by one, and clicked his tongue slightly when he saw the eye-wateringly high number in the live broadcast room.

No wonder it is said that live broadcasting is a huge profit industry.

Thinking about the dot in his pocket, Ye Leng regained his confidence.

He switched back to the chat interface with Gu Baoqing, and typed a few words: [Strive hard: Gu, President!Your father and I are rich now, and we have plenty of money! 】【Work hard: But if you are willing to please me, I can think about it...】【Work hard: Bao, Yang, you. 】

Gu Baoqing, who is using the screen projection software to make a work report in the meeting room: ...

He exited WeChat expressionlessly, looked at his colleagues with meaningful expressions and his superiors who looked downcast, and tapped his fingers on the table unhurriedly.

For three days, the house will not be marked with tiles.

Ye Leng is disobedient?Mostly due to underdrawing.

The author has something to say: Young Master Leng: Rich woman, I can actually do it too!

Mr. Gu: No rich woman, what do you think of Mr. Overlord?

Ask everyone what time do you want me to update ovo in the future

Someone reported that 0:18 is too late, how about 21:[-] or [-]:[-]?

Yanyan's diary:

I ate chicken noodles today, because it is so delicious, so this chapter is good——fat!

But my weight will definitely be good--thin!Um!

Because today is good -- great

So you guys definitely won't mind if I recommend a super———— good-looking novel: ["Falling in Love with the Eighteen Forbidden Paper Man" by Wu Zhe]

Qiu Jue recently played a strategy game based on eighteen banned cards.

The painting style is immortal, and it directly hits his heartbeat.

After skipping the dialogue box and completing the plot lines of the four strategy characters and successfully maxing out the favorability points, Qiu Jue successfully retired.

What he didn't know was that the game world was slowly merging with his world.

So Qiu Jue woke up one day and found that there were four more fish in the address book.

And he was told that he had to complete the entire plot.

!

He recalled some scenes where there were no dialog boxes and he couldn't jump through them.

Qiu Jue: Pupil earthquake, two eyes black

Qiu Jue relied on his European spirit to draw a bunch of special scene cards with a very low shipment rate.

To be honest he kind of regretted it.

Who would have thought that he would have to experience these scenes himself?

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