king x king

"As long as [-]! As long as [-]! Take home healthy and affordable!!!"

Rhodes: "!"

"Don't hesitate! Pick up your phone right away! Order now and get an extra set of multi-functional brand new polished steel forks!"

Rhodes: "!!"

"There's another phone call! The hotline is almost overwhelmed!! In order to give back to everyone's enthusiasm, we will add two, ten, and group—group group group group!!"

"A full twenty groups!!!"

King Jin had a headache from the deafening noise, and raised his head to ask Rhodes to turn down the sound, but saw His Majesty the big yellow cat sitting upright on the sofa, his eyes glowing, and his tail was stretched straight.

King Jin: "..."

"Twenty groups were sold out at once! Buy it, no, it's here!! What?! Still want it?! Let's contact the Australian boss—"

"Xiao Jin!" Rhodes turned his head. "Did you see it?"

King Kim said, "I can't see the screen from this angle, but I can hear it clearly. Please turn down the volume. Thank you."

Rhodes raised his tail: "The bowl on TV is amazing. Buy it now and save 80 yuan."

King Jin said: "Oh? Really? What bowl is so powerful? Can it become a Transformer?"

Rhodes said: "What is Transformers? Didn't you listen carefully just now? That bowl is specially designed for instant noodles. It has an anti-scalding handle, the bottom of the bowl is thickened, and it is made of outer space alloy..."

"There's no such thing as an outer space alloy."

"Anyway, that's what it means, it's a very powerful metal." Big Yellow Mao shook his tail. "We need this very much. It is said that instant noodles will become more delicious with this bowl."

King Jin: "Are you... serious?"

"Xiao Jin, I found that you have no passion for life." Rhodes jumped off the sofa. "I can understand you wanting to save money and plan for your life, but if there is something that makes life better and more convenient, why don't you try to accept it?"

"And now you get a set of steel forks for free. It looks very shiny. Whether it's polished or polished, it's amazing. In Salimon, it takes the best craftsmen to polish that luster..."

"That's just a lighting effect," King Kim said, "and we don't need that either."

"You haven't seen how charming it is on TV, how do you know you don't need it? It's useless to listen to it, you have to see it for yourself." Rhodes persevered: "And he is so popular, he will soon be Grab it all."

"Good news! The boss agrees! Another [-] groups will be added!! Regardless of the cost, the friendship will be given back---!!!"

The TV roared just right, and the background sound was the phone calls one after another.

Rhodes turned back: "!!"

King Jin's ears were buzzing: "Rod, no matter what the advertisement says, it's just a bowl! An ordinary bowl! Not worth buying!"

The eyes of the Persian cat were very round: "This is a very special bowl with many functions."

"That's a lie!"

The big yellow hair was hit hard: "How is it possible!"

"Really, if you really buy it back, you will find that it is no different from other bowls."

The Persian cat is thoughtful.

King Kim is relieved, knowing that some housewives go crazy for infomercials — but he doesn’t know that men will too.

Perhaps there is no such frighteningly enthusiastic salesman in Salimon?So His Majesty the King was immediately bewildered.

But anyway, this tendency to get caught up in telemarketing must be curbed—

"Little Jin." After thinking about it, Rhodes said seriously, "If we don't buy this bowl, do we need to add water to the cleaning kit?"

Only then did King Jin realize that the circular bombing of space alloy instant noodle bowls had come to an end, and now it was replaced by a mop bucket advertisement.

Rhodes has recently been keen to discover the subtle differences in the taste of various instant noodles. King Jin understands his interest in bowls, but...

"Are you interested in cleaning?"

The Persian cat shook his head as a matter of course.

He doesn't even know how to use the tools on the TV.

"Then why are you so excited?"

"The girl above is very beautiful." His Majesty the King jumped off the sofa again. "It looks much more pleasant than the mustache selling instant noodle bowls just now. It's a good reason to pay for her smile, right?"

"...turn off the TV for me."

When Liang Haofei came back with Tang Le, he happened to see King Jin standing in front of the TV and holding the remote control. On the screen was a bloody drama, and a woman was crying hoarsely.

And Rhodes sat on the sofa and didn't speak.

"What's the matter?" Liang Haofei smiled and put Tang Le down, and put the things he bought into the kitchen.

Tang Le is wearing little tiger overalls today, probably to encourage the child to walk more. Every time he takes a step, the shoes on his feet will squeak.

King Jin and Rhodes turned their heads together, and saw Tang Le walking over with a "creaking creaking sound", climbing onto the sofa with hands and feet, and sitting next to Rhodes.

King Jin switched the TV to the children's channel, and handed the remote control back: "Let's watch it with the baby-don't switch back to the shopping channel!"

There was a big pocket on the chest of Tang Le's trousers. Seeing King Jin's stern face, he took out a bag of molar biscuits from his pocket and held it to King Jin.

"Baby eat it by yourself." King Jin calmed down, bent down and took the molar cake: "Shall I open it for you?"

Liang Haofei's voice came from the kitchen: "Don't give it to him, dinner will be served later, and now he won't be able to eat later."

King Jin gave a hand.

Liang Haofei poked his head out: "That's for him in the afternoon..."

The voice stopped abruptly after seeing the staring eyes of King Jin and Rhodes.

"Brother Hao can cook?" King Jin said.

Liang Haofei smiled: "I wouldn't do it at first, but the baby is getting older, and I have to start researching some complementary foods, and I've thought about some home-cooked dishes by the way."

Tang Le said: "Seven!"

"I won't eat it, the baby will eat it by himself." King Jin put the biscuit back into his overalls pocket.

"If you don't want to join forces, let's have some food together later." Liang Haofei turned back to eat.

Of course they don't work together.

Before his parents got into a car accident, Mother Jin cooked good food, but after something happened, King Jin lived in the school all the time, and he couldn't go hungry even though he had a cafeteria.

Now that he has graduated, King Jin can only cook plain rice and make untechnical dishes such as egg soup, and often eats instant noodles until he feels sick.

But he was the only one who wanted to vomit. His Majesty the King, who didn't like sauerkraut buns, had a high acceptance of instant noodles, especially the old altar sauerkraut, and secretly hid all the old altar sauerkraut.

But King Jin doesn't care, any flavor will be disgusting if you eat it for a long time.

Liang Haofei also noticed when he was looking at the house. Although the kitchen is beautiful, it is obviously not used, so he said this specially.

Probably because of Tang Le's presence, Liang Haofei, a strong man nearly two meters tall, wandered around the kitchen in an apron and looked harmonious.

Seeing King Jin staring at a plate of stir-fried vegetables with a moved face, Liang Haofei was a little bit dumbfounded.

Tang Le had special fruit puree and milk, but no one needed to feed them anymore. Although they dropped all over the table, she babbled and babbled happily.

"You're so good." King Jin sincerely praised him.In my hometown, it is normal to coax children to eat with a job bowl, and there are very few people who are as conscious as Tang Le.

"You must be hungry. Follow me all morning." Liang Haofei tugged on La Tang Le's bib.

"Brother Hao looking for a job?" King Jin asked.

Liang Haofei nodded. "After reading a few times, none of them are suitable."

"It's very hard to take care of children." King Jin thought for a while. "Leave the baby at home in the afternoon, and Rhodes and I will take it with us."

"You don't go to work anymore?" Liang Haofei was taken aback.

"I have something to do, take a day off today." King Jin said vaguely.

A lot of things were smashed in the store last night, and it will take time to clean it up again.

Fearing that Liang Haofei would be worried, King Jin said again: "It's rare that I don't have to go to work, and I don't want to go out, so I just play with the baby for a day, and I can repay your kindness for this meal."

Liang Haofei smiled: "What kind of kindness is this, it's just a matter of washing two more dishes."

"And the baby is clingy, if you don't see me for an afternoon, I'm afraid it's going to make trouble." Liang Haofei couldn't hide his guilt in his tone. "So maybe find him a nursery early on."

What about the baby's mother?King Jin and Rhodes glanced at each other.

"Don't babies like cats very much?" King Jin thought for a while. "I saw it in the supermarket that day. It is actually a cat raised by a nearby family. It often comes for a walk, and is willing to go out with me when it is cooked. If the baby stays at home today, I can find that cat to accompany him."

Rhodes turned to stare at King Jin.

King Jin asked Tang Le nonchalantly: "Baby likes cats, doesn't it?"

Tang Le: "Meow!!"

Because his father who has been hugging him wants to leave him to go out alone, today's little tiger Tang Le is a little unhappy, lying on the bed and refuses to close his eyes.

Liang Haofei coaxed him: "Sleep, baby, and the cat will play with you when you wake up."

Tang Le looked at Liang Haofei without blinking, without making any noise, which made Liang Haofei feel that he had committed a heinous crime.

"Daddy is going to find a job and buy toys for the baby." Liang Haofei said softly. "Is it good to be obedient?"

King Jin and Rhodes stood outside the door, waiting for Liang Haofei and Tang Le to put him to sleep.

"He gets up at 3, and I'll be back at 7 o'clock at the latest." Liang Haofei came out and said. "Snack at 5, milk at other times. Diapers..."

"Don't worry." King Jin said. "we know."

Liang Haofei nodded. "It was a great help, Jin."

"And Rhodes." Liang Haofei said again.

Probably because of the betrayal at King Jin's dinner table, Rhodes was still a little reluctant—but he didn't show it on his face, he just nodded.

After Liang Haofei left, King Jin turned to Rhodes and said, "There are no noble privileges here, and those who don't work don't get food. Take your first job seriously."

Rhodes leaned against the wall: "Aristocratic education doesn't include how to be a nanny, I'm afraid I'm not suitable for this job—"

King Jin said: "If you want to play with Tang Le all the time, I will buy you a new instant noodle bowl."

Tang Le in the room turned over.

Rhodes: "—but the king will never shrink back under any circumstances, and I will love him as my own child."