I'm an uncle

Zhang Sirui couldn't understand the so-called online love, so after thinking about it, he said to Brother Long: "That's not considered cheating, Wu Chun and that young master He should also really love each other, otherwise, how could they be alone?" Relying on spiritual communication on the Internet, we can book each other for life."

Brother Long looked at Zhang Sirui with a strange expression: "Even if you haven't played the Gate of Transmigration, you must have heard about it."

Zhang Sirui was puzzled: "Which aspect."

Brother Long showed a cheap and sinister smile, leaned closer to Zhang Sirui and said, "Xiao Saner, what else can it be, isn't it the one that every man yearns for."

Zhang Sirui understood a little bit, and his face turned red.

Brother Long continued to smile: "Otherwise, why do you think this game is so popular? In just two or three years since its inception, more than 40% of the population of the Earth Alliance has registered and logged in to this game. In addition, this game has a sleep mode, which can be played during sleep. Status login does not affect human health, and there are more than [-] billion people online at the same time every day."

Brother Long sighed: "It is also the tragedy of our generation. The population balance between men and women is seriously imbalanced. This situation of more men than women has directly led to a surge in various crimes against women. Although the alliance government allows the existence and development of the sex industry , but after all, there are many disadvantages in the Fengyue industry, so the Fengyue industry on the Internet has developed."

"However, in the past, Fengyue games were just intelligent mechanical beauties or network artificial intelligence beauties, the kind that provided services for men. It's like a man operating a machine." Long Ge added: "Do you remember that in Ichiro Yamada, who is at the door of the base, is a little brat, his room is full of such game devices, and I was all influenced by him."

Zhang Sirui frowned and was speechless, no wonder there was always a sour smell in that little man's room, it turns out—Zhang Sirui felt a little nauseous.

"As for the gate of crossing, the game official claims to use the sensor technology that directly targets the brain nerve center. Compared with the real sex mode that is affected by the physical fitness or the external environment in the middle of the pleasure transmission, the pleasure is more direct and faster. It is said that you can get better than real sex. It is ten times and a hundred times better than pleasure. Plus it is safe, and there will be no sexually transmitted diseases. So many people are obsessed with this game, and even the marriage rate has been affected and dropped in recent years." Long Ge ghostly laughed He patted Zhang Sirui's shoulder with a ghostly smile: "This game is really the best tool for single men and women to fall in love, and married couples to have an affair. You should also go in and play, to ensure that you will have an affair everywhere."

Zhang Sirui felt very incredible: "Sister-in-law can rest assured that you can go in and play this kind of game? You can also rest assured that sister-in-law can go in and play."

Brother Long laughed loudly: "Brother, without this game, you might have to be a bachelor for the rest of your life. You know, I hooked up with your sister-in-law in the game. She and I are now inseparable. Meng Bulijiao, who is as hot as a person every day, has no time to have an affair. Besides, we even have a third party..."

Zhang Sirui: "A third party?"

Brother Long blinked: "That's right, it's my little Maotou. Isn't my daughter the third party of our husband and wife?"

Zhang Sirui and Brother Long looked at each other and smiled. For this Brother Long who is also a teacher and friend, Zhang Sirui not only respects him, but also has a bond similar to family affection. He only hopes that this old friend can hold this happiness forever.

While talking with Brother Long, he suddenly heard the door rattle and rattle, and when the lock was unlocked, he rushed straight to the living room.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Uncle, hurry up and turn on the information device, the disciple's first channel! Hurry up!" Zhang Fo'er rushed in like driving a train.

Before Zhang Sirui had time to introduce Brother Long to his younger sister, he heard Zhang Foer panting out of breath, "Hurry up, hurry up...Oli...started..."

"What! It's started? Is it today?" Brother Long also tightened his expression, and quickly adjusted the channel of the information device to disciple one.

"Aoli? Why did Aoli start?" Zhang Sirui was confused, but no one was willing to explain it to him, because the younger sister who just entered the door and Brother Long were obviously from the same camp, and both of them were indifferent. information device.

On the screen of the information device, a well-dressed man was being interviewed by the host of the show.

"Mr. Ryan Morgan, the system update of the 'Gate of Transgression' will last for three hours. As we all know, the system update of the 'Gate of Transgression' has never exceeded an hour. Could it be that it was rumored some time ago that the official Ao Kun Company of the game 'Gate of Crossing' is about to open the No.13 gate - the 'Gate of Auli' with the ancient Auli Empire as the background." Even the host asked It's hard to hide his excitement, which shows that the opening of the 'Oli's Gate' has attracted the attention of everyone.

That Mr. Lean Morgan was dressed in a dark gray-blue uniform representing the image of the company, wearing exquisite unilateral glasses, with an elegant and generous demeanor, and a confident smile on his face, and he talked to the host calmly.

"On behalf of Ao Kun Company, I am honored to announce that after this system update, the sub-world that has attracted the most attention so far - 'Aoli's Gate' will be opened."

The audience in the audience exclaimed and applauded fiercely in addition to joy.

"Okay! That's great! Oliye! Long live the Oli Gate!" Zhang Fo'er jumped up from the sofa, stepped on the sofa excitedly and shouted.

"What, what Aoli? Is the Aoli Empire calling?" Zhang Sirui's head was about to be blown off by his sister, but he still didn't understand the situation.

"It's the sub-world—the Gate of Auli. Keep reading. Ao Kun is also very powerful. He was able to persuade the Aoli Empire to allow them to adopt the ancient Aoli background and open up the Aolizi world." Brother Long stroked his chin and continued to stare at it. The interview in the information device.

The host is asking the CEO of Ao Kun Company, Ryan Morgan, to reveal some information about the 'Oli's Gate'.

I saw Ryan Morgan folded his hands on his chest, and said with a smile: "Actually, as we all know, the historical background information of the Oli galaxy is not open to people outside the planet. I really want to thank a member of the royal family of the Oli Empire for their great support. They provided most of the background information of our company and information about the historical figures of Aurigu. It can be said that with the efforts of both of us, I can guarantee that Oli The historical error rate between Zhimen and Auli Empire in a certain period does not exceed [-]%, which is enough to maintain the principle that our Ao Kun Company always takes historical authenticity as its selling point."

The host asked: "Mr. Lien, can you tell the disciples in front of the information device (the fans of the Gate of Crossing are collectively referred to as 'disciples') that the background of the game Auri's Gate is related to which historical period of the Auli Empire? Does it coincide?"

"The era of chaos." As soon as Ryan Morgan finished speaking, the scene was full of exclamations and turmoil.

It can be said that the Chaotic Period was the most important and chaotic period among the historical materials known to outsiders on Planet Oli.

It was about 4000 years ago, after the dissolution of the old monarchy alliance in Oli, the period of the Warring States period when the royal families re-drawn the borders. It was finally merged into the eight royal families, and after 300 years of turmoil, the Auri Empire was formally established, and the emperors of the empire were selected from the eight royal families in turn.

During this period, Oli produced countless gorgeous legends of heroes, and there were also many vicious monsters who were famous even in outer galaxies. It can be said that it was a very exciting era.

Ryan Morgan was very satisfied with the response at the scene, and said with a smile: "I assure my disciples on the honor of Ao Li's company - the journey through the Gate of Oli will be the most gorgeous and perfect dream in your life Journey, those who can get started, please enjoy it.”

The host then asked: "Mr. Lien, may I ask on behalf of all the disciples, what are the conditions for entering the Gate of Oli?"

Ryan Morgan smiled unchanged, and stretched out three fingers: "There are only three entry requirements: one, can pay honor value of 3000, two, can pay G value of 500 million to [-] million, and three, have a star special number. The three As long as you have one, you can enter the gate of Aoli."

"It's really a high threshold." Brother Long sighed, then scratched his head and wailed desperately: "Ah—my wife is definitely going to enter the gate of Aoli, so I have to lose my money again, good guy, half of my wealth It's all gone."

"Wow, this uncle is so rich!" Zhang Fo'er looked up at Brother Long with sparkling eyes and worshiped him: "For my brother's sake, let's support my little sister."

The corners of Brother Long's mouth twitched, his flesh aching inside, but for the sake of Zhang Sirui and his big brother's face, he reluctantly said: "No, no problem, little sister, how far behind you are, for the sake of Xiaosan, Brother Long I will definitely not treat you badly."

"It's still 3000 million..." Zhang Fo'er's eyes almost narrowed into a beckoning cat.

Brother Long vomited blood and fell to the ground.

"Hahaha, I'm just kidding, it's no wonder that my iron-blooded businesswoman has no money." Zhang Fo'er died laughing, she likes to tease big guys, it can be regarded as revenge for her brother's eccentricity.

"Could it be that you are the iron-blooded girl who claims to earn 800 million a day in the third server?" This time Brother Long looked up at Zhang Fo'er with star-eyed adoration: "Little sister Zhang, for your brother's sake, please support me a little bit. I also want to include my little Maotou in it."

Zhang Fo'er squinted at Brother Long, and then remembered to ask him: "Who are you?"

Long Ge replied shyly: "Your brother's former comrade-in-arms."

Zhang Fo'er patted Brother Long on the shoulder vigorously, staring at Brother Long's big belly and suddenly realized: "Oh! You are the monitor of the cooking team where my brother stayed."

Brother Long continued to spit blood on the ground.

"Wait a minute." Zhang Sirui, the eldest brother of the Zhang family who had been ignored for a long time, finally found a space to express his opinion: "I don't allow you to play that game."

Zhang Fo'er was puzzled, what was this fresh elder brother who had only appeared for two or three days, yelling at.

Zhang Sirui pointed to Zhang Fo'er's nose confidently: "Brother, I swear to protect my sister's chastity, I won't allow you to play this pornographic game."

Zhang's living room was immersed in an inexplicable silence.

one second.

two seconds.

three seconds.

Zhang Fo'er jumped up, angry: "Why? What kind of onion are you? Don't allow me to do this or that."

Zhang Sirui insisted: "I just can't, my sister, my sister is going to marry innocently, you are not allowed to play that perverted game."

The corner of Brother Long's mouth twitched. Although this was not entirely his own responsibility, Zhang Sirui was obviously misled by some of the words he just said, and wanted to tell Zhang Sirui that the game did not have the freedom he just said. Protection measures for women and minors, but apparently the two brothers and sisters of the Zhang family were very involved in the quarrel, and Brother Long couldn't get in to explain.

"I've already turned 16, and I already have my own citizen ID card. I can make my own decisions!" Zhang Fu'er took out his ID card from the student ID card and showed it to his brother, but he didn't expect——

Zhang Sirui snatched Zhang Foer's ID card, smashed it into eight petals, and said calmly to Zhang Foer: "Now you don't have an ID card, you have to listen to me."

Zhang's living room was immersed in that inexplicable silence again.

one second.

two seconds.

three seconds.

"Ah! Brother is an idiot!! I hate brother!" Zhang Fu'er slapped Zhang Sirui, then rushed upstairs with a crying voice.

The sound of the door closing heavily seemed to be the sound of repulsion from his sister's heart, causing Zhang Sirui's palpitations.

Touching his red and swollen cheeks, Zhang Sirui forced himself to smile, and said to Brother Long apologetically, "I'm sorry for letting Brother Long see my house like this...Actually, my little sister..."

Zhang Sirui looked at Brother Long suddenly speechless, sitting on the sofa in a daze.

Brother Long silently patted Zhang Sirui's shoulder. He watched this man cry because he couldn't attend his sister's primary school opening ceremony.

Xiao San'er has a very dear baby sister, this is something that everyone in the base knows.

Just like everyone who cannot see their parents and loved ones, the fighters in the base all have such troubles. They are afraid that after leaving the battlefield, they want to be filial to their parents, but their parents have passed away, and they want to comfort their lover, but their lover has disappeared.I have been isolated from the world for many years, but after joining the world, I found that I am still alone.

Therefore, when Zhang Sirui muttered that he wanted to make a love box for his sister when he returned home in the future, everyone was willing to take the risk of spoiling their stomachs and tried the unrecognizable "love" that Zhang Sirui made at the beginning while taking gastrointestinal medicine. convenient'.

"Am I going too far?" Zhang Sirui covered his face, and it took a long time for a muffled question to come from between his fingers.

"Little San'er, don't be too hard on yourself." Long Ge sighed and sat back on the sofa: "You have practiced for more than ten years, and you just want to make a lunch for your sister. I have never cooked for my wife."

"Little Fo'er will understand your intentions, after all, she is your sister." Brother Long patted Zhang Sirui's shoulder heavily.

"Little San'er, you should also play the Gate of Transmigration. If you don't stand on the same horizon as your sister, you won't be able to see the scenery she wants to see, and you won't be able to understand her heart."

After speaking, Brother Long stood up unsteadily, opened the door and left.

On the way, Brother Long thought in a daze, he hadn't cooked for his wife for a long time, well, let's cook next time today.

Then, Madam Long held Brother Long's ear and said, "If you dare to take a step closer to the kitchen, I'll chop off your paw!"