I'm an uncle

Recently, Yin Hong has become more and more of the so-called father's heart of "the family has a little girl who has just been raised", that is, the sense of accomplishment of successfully raising a snotty yellow-haired girl into a beautiful girl.

Look, that stand-in elf who is developing more and more into the image of cute Luo Tai, who can tell that he is the gloomy gray spot like mold in the corner of the wall, and his sense of existence is weaker than Xiaoqiang who is dormant in the corner of the kitchen during the day Every now and then, he was taught to be black and blue. It's unlucky for the little dye vat that everyone thinks it's too flowery.

Now this classmate Jingjun has a round face, red lips and white teeth, and the background can turn into rose color with a slight smile. Her flowing blond hair is shining brightly all the time, and even the tips of her hair are shining brightly. She is simply shameless. Unauthorized imitation of the image of the legendary holy angel.

It's just that the cuties like him. This kind of angel-devil complex that exists in the hearts of all the cuties used to make Yin Hong, the substitute elf of the winged demon system who is closest to the image of the big devil, popular. The key to let Mr. Jing take advantage of it.

Even Yin Hong sighed; every girl has a pair of angel wings and devil wings in her heart.

Relying on this advantage, Mr. Jing, who is doing well, has developed more and more in the direction of a small liar. From the beginning of borrowing homework, to cheating on eating and drinking, and now to this kind of behavior that is always in the arms of a crush, Mr. Jing is such a small person. The behavior of pretending to be tender with cucumbers filled with green seedlings, on the surface, is to ask for maternal love and hugs with the crush, but in fact-you can see that all the targets he pounces on are female elves above level five, and only those above level five grow to five heads. Only female elves can be 'broad-minded'.

While the sense of accomplishment is growing, Yin Hong will be so angry with this increasingly arrogant Jingjun from time to time that he wants to hit the elf with an apple. As if she found out that she accidentally raised a cactus, Yin Hong felt complicated.

What makes Yin Hong especially depressed is that, even with the smooth sailing now, Mr. Jing still sees his real body walking around.

Obviously it was all due to my careful teaching that I was able to train that unlucky egg into the current cute little elf, but why does Mr. Jing know everyone well, but only when he sees himself will he "disappear in an instant" , causing Yin Hong to take the initiative to talk to him, but it was impossible.

Yin Hong was obsessed.

How can I get my 'beautiful daughter' to kiss his 'dad'? Yin Hong thought about it every day full of resentment, and finally came up with a way for him—an oracle.

In other words, it is to continue to pretend to be the great god Lien, and let Jingjun and his real body become official friends in the name of Jingjun's favorite god.

Anyway, if the Great God really wants to blame, the "small idol meeting" between him and Mr. Jing in the temple every lunch time is enough for him to be smashed into ashes by the lightning of the Great God's punishment.

Abandoning the last bit of guilt of pretending to be a god, Yin Hong said this to Jun Jing at a fruit lunch meeting with Jun Jing one day.

"Son, in order to reward you for your recent good performance, I specially gift you a friend who will become your strongest support and help you at all times."

Jing Jun's small wings were tipped up, and he flapped his hands twice with great interest: "Oh! Great God, who is it? Who is it?"

Yin Hong brewed her emotions and coughed dryly: "Listen, little thing, this good friend is far away in the sky and close in front of you. He is always by your side. As long as you have the heart, you will definitely feel his caring gaze..."

Before he finished speaking, Mr. Jing suddenly realized: "Oh! It turned out to be him, I understand."

Yin Hong secretly nodded in satisfaction, and said in her heart: Ruzi can be taught, since he knows everything, then I don't have to make it so obvious.

The next day, Yin Hong fulfilled her wish as she watched Jun Jing flap her wings and flew over, and was surprised to see Jun Jing flapped her wings and flew over, and then...

"In the name of God Lien, please associate with me, dear classmate Qiyong~~"

This sentence is exactly like the classic confession line in a youth love idol drama, it comes from Jingjun's mouth and goes straight to Yin Hongxin.

With a bleeding boy's heart, Yin Hong resentfully used the "kill you" visual death light, and kept sending waves of resentment to the bewildered timid classmate.

I don't know whether he was stimulated by the wave of resentment from Yin Hong, or by the nonsensical confession made by the small mirror, that student Qiyong's face was blue and miserable that afternoon.

Who will tell him why the stand-in elf, who is a data body, is also cold?—Xiao Qieqie's heartfelt voice.

From then on, Yizhi's stand-in Elf Jingjun unexpectedly fell in love with Qieqi of the patron saint's department. The young couple were like glue all day long, and they were sweetly friends together.

But the students in their class are suffering, because right next to these two substitute elves who have completely entered the two-person world, there is a collection of the most intense resentment in history-Yin Hong!

Now Yin Hong has the heart of a father more and more, she still has the bitter father feeling of a beautiful daughter being kidnapped.

Mr. Jing was originally afraid of Yin Hong, but now he puts his distance completely away from this walking group of resentment.

Every time Yin Hong tries to get close to Jing Jun and Qie Qi, she sees Jing Jun digging into the mirror of his small cosmetic box with Qi Qi, using his newly acquired skills to teleport to unknown places in an instant.

'Beautiful Daughter' loves to elope, or she takes the initiative to elope with 'Wild Boy', the resentment around Yin Hong becomes more and more intense, almost to the point of being visible to the naked eye.

Perhaps it was the classmates in their class who were in panic all day long. The collective prayer finally paid off. This embarrassing vicious circle finally came to an end one day.

"Those who dare to touch me, you are not in class yet!" Yin Hong's cold eyes swept across the surroundings, and there were other bad elves in the class moaning and writhing in pain.

Looking not far away, Mr. Jing has already had a bruised nose and swollen face, but he still doesn't forget to protect the fainting timidity. Yin Hong's eyes don't even know him, and he suddenly becomes gentler.

The little guy will protect the food.

The cause of this incident was that the bad elves in other classes wanted to snatch the rewards Qieqie got—a few upgrade stones that could help them grow quickly, and secretly cast spells to stun the timid but powerful Qieqie. Discovered by the passing mirror.

It is said that Mr. Jing, who is currently evaluated as "good for nothing but cute and lovable", rushed in while shouting "Don't touch my friend", wanting to be aggressive and imposing, relying on himself A body that is used to being beaten, protects Qieqi under her body, and does not allow others to approach.

Seeing that their hand was ruined by this useless elf they looked down upon the most, the bad elves who were so angry simply used Mr. Jing as a sandbag, beat and smashed, kicked and kicked, seeing that Mr. Jing didn't have a piece of him meat.

Yin Hong rushed over after hearing the news, and seeing Mr. Jing's pitiful appearance, she rushed over with anger.

The anger gauge is full, the skills are great, and after a while, the only one who can stand upright on the spot is Yin Hong, who is known as the strongest elf among the trainees of this year's stand-in elves.

Afterwards, Jing Jun sighed to Yin Hong: "Ah, I really thought you were handsome at that time, and you rushed in with golden light all over your body."

Yin Hong was being flattered by Mr. Jing, and he heard Mr. Jing say: "However, after thinking about it, it must be that I was beaten to the point of seeing gold stars. Otherwise, you are either red or black. How could you be golden? Even if you have You don’t have the reflection function when the golden light hits you.”

Yin Hong choked on her breath.

After all, recalling the situation at that time, Mr. Jing was still a little moved in his heart.

That was the first time an elf said to him: "Oh, such a stupid guy, you don't feel at ease if you leave, just follow me, I will protect you."

Then, through his right eye, whose eyelid was swollen until there was only a slit left, Jing Jun saw the most handsome demon he had ever seen in his life, with concern in his eyes, and stretched out his warm hand to him with his lips pursed.

Inexplicably, Mr. Jing remembered the words that the great god echoed in his ears in the empty temple in a quiet afternoon——

My child... I specially bestowed on you a good friend, he will become your strongest support and help you all the time... He is always by your side, as long as you have the heart, you will definitely feel his caring eyes...

From that day on, in the substitute spirit training academy, there appeared such a strange trio——the most stupid and cutest substitute spirit, the strongest and most cowardly substitute spirit, plus the most handsome and toughest substitute spirit The elves, the three elves with completely different personalities, have become very good friends.

They care for each other, consider each other, share difficulties, and are blessed—it turns out that the stupidest one is enjoying it!

"It's unreasonable, that idiot Jing Jun, why can he dominate the handsome Yin Hong, and even Qie Qi, who is the second most handsome in the class, is inseparable from him." A certain female elf objected.

"Forget it, everyone knows that Qieqie is his wife, and Honghong is his husband. Give up now, these days, three horses are king." Look at the warm threesome over there, while persuading or inducing his girlfriend.

"But Mr. Jing is so stupid!! He is the only one in the class who still maintains two ends. Obviously Yin Hong and Qieqi dragged him to the sixth level, but I have never seen his adult incarnation. It’s too bad.” The female elf A continued to belittle Mr. Jing.

Indeed, after the stand-in elves reach level six, they gradually have the image of an adult figure. According to their level, the adult version of the image can also grow from a teenager to a youth, and the time to maintain the adult image will be longer and longer. long.

This kind of evolutionary ability, unexpectedly only Mr. Jing has never shown it in front of people, and he really deserves the title of "the stupidest substitute elf".

"It's not bad, don't you think Mr. Jing's short and puffy appearance is very Q? I really want to hug him~~It's the same as a small pillow~~" The female elf C came out and stared at Mr. Jing's small figure with stars in her eyes Leave your mouth watering.

"Tch, what's so special about the figure of an underage child? If you want to see it, you have to look at Yin Hong and Qieqie, oh~~ That's called a sexy adult figure~~" The opponents of the female elf C also popped up immediately.

Just in time, it was Qieqi's turn to show off his newly acquired skills.