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[Martial Arts] [Half City, No Music]: Fuck, your heart is ashamed, you fucking shemale is sick!

[Wulin] [Equation of Tears]: Why do I feel that the young master has not been on the World Channel recently, and Wuqu and Xinruhui are more likely to be on the channel?

[Wulin] [Love each other, kill each other]: You are the truth...

[Wulin][Little chrysanthemum, do you hurt]: Oh ho ho~~~ Don’t you guys think Wuqu and heart like ashes are good friends~ Cranky explosive hair Gong VS cruel beauty suffers! !Awow, I can't afford to hurt my brain, the blood tank is empty!

[Wulin] [Don't mention it, that happiness]: This heart is as dead as ash, it is obviously a male account, why is it a dead ladyboy?

[Wulin] [National Beauty and Heavenly Fragrance]: This basic martial arts... must have cheated on Wuqu's feelings before, and then Wuqu's love turned into hatred for Xinruhui, love and hate again , love hate hate love, feelings are hard to let go!So I have been involved with the lotus roots and broken threads~~~~ [Wulin] [Bancheng, ink painting]: Uh... a rotten girl is self-respecting, our assistant has a wife [Wulin] [Bancheng, Moon Shadow]: And my sister-in-law is very tough in PK, be careful Chasing down ←_← What a kind reminder...

[Martial Arts] [Half City, No Song]: ***, who is involved with this dead shemale, you are ashamed of death, don't be so fucking excited, be careful that I will chase and kill you until I can't play anymore!

【Wulin】【Heart Like Ashes】: Willing to accompany you

【Wulin】【Little Chrysanthemum, Are You Painful】: It’s blown hair~

[Wulin] [National Beauty and Heavenly Fragrance]: Ahhhh!Gossip actor appears!You are really a role model among my hermits, the little one's worship of you is like a torrent of river, and it is like the flood of the Yellow River, which is out of control! ! !

[Wulin] [Love, kill each other]: ...

The young master and Ji Nuo finished the dungeon of giving birth to a baby, and they are about to go to Luoyang to hand in the final task and give birth to a baby!

The young master saw the chat on the martial arts channel, opened the enemy list and looked at it, Wuqu was indeed on, the young master is usually a gentleman, that's just pretending!In fact, I am very narrow-minded and hold grudges in my heart. Well, to put it bluntly, there is a clear distinction between grievances and grudges, and grudges must be avenged...

Last time, Wuqu intercepted and killed the fireworks that his wife gave him halfway. This is a big revenge. A person who is so frugal, Nuonuo, saves money to buy fireworks for himself. Happiness wants to be pink and bubble, but!It was all messed up by Wuqu, why did he suddenly appear without saying a word!It's still so close to Nuonuo, it's clearly premeditated with hidden evil intentions!

So the young master didn't swallow his breath, and planned to... take revenge.

Sword Pointing to the World asked Ji Nuo to go to Luoyang City first, and ran away with the hunting tools...

Ji Nuo reluctantly entered the city gate, and then went to the wedding NPC to hand in the task, but the NPC also showed that the task could not be completed without the captain nearby.

What Ji Nuo is most afraid of is boredom. As a shadow guard, although it is in the past tense, he can stand for a day without doing anything, so waiting for the young master is a piece of cake for him.

[Heart is ashamed] Quietly say to you: let me join the gang

Ji Nuo glanced at the chat channel and thought it was a cross-talk.

You quietly said to [Heart Like Ashes]:?

【Heart as dead ashes】Say to you quietly: I have applied for a guild

[Heart is ashamed] Quietly say to you: let me join the gang

As soon as the private chat came over, Jino felt a slight wind behind him, and jumped down from the roof with two bloody knives in his heart, and landed right next to Jino.

"..." Although it is easy for Jino to avoid the guard NPCs at the city gate and patrolling the city, it is definitely not easy for players who generally do not know martial arts. This is the second time Jino has seen He made a high-profile appearance in the main city with his red name.

[Wulin] [Half City, No Music]: Damn it! ! ! !The sword points to the world, you are sick!

[Wulin] [Love each other, kill each other]: This is... what's going on

[Wulin] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Could it be? !Could it be that!Could it be that?Help Master Pig, have you climbed the wall!You scumbag, you have a sister-in-law and you still go to provoke Wuqu bombardment, two Gongs have no future!Turning back is the shore~~~~ [Wulin] [Equation of Tears]: What a mess...

The young master resolutely swiped Wuqu twice before he brushed off the corners of his clothes in satisfaction, completely ignoring the hot-blooded YY on the martial arts channel, and then used the hunting props to lock his Nuonuo, and instantly teleported to the wedding NPC in Luoyang.

As soon as he finished transmitting, he saw a line of system messages scrolling through the guild channel.

[Gang] Welcome [Heart Like Ashes] to join the gang [One Sword Merry], everyone will work together in the future, Barabara...

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, Are You Painful]: Welcome~~~ Chirp Chirp, no newcomers have joined the gang for a long time [Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, Are You Painful]: By the way, every time I see a coquettish gang name, I always I think it should be... a sword without blood!

[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: Welcome~~~

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Three-dimensional photos!Is it a man or a woman, a shemale or a demon!The most important thing is the photo (obscene expression)

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, Are You Painful]: Yes, for the photo, P Le a S: The wretched scum attack aside ~ [Gang] [Soy sauce looking for a wife]: ...

[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: Newcomers, why don't you take the lead?

[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: Don't you think the newcomer's name looks familiar? [Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Er...

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Er...

[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: Er...

[Gang] [Sword Pointing to the World]: Who joined in?

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: Uh...

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Er...

[Gang] [Love each other, kill each other]: Er... aren't you the leader of the gang?

[Gang] [Sword Points to the World]: ...

[Gang] [Can't hide the wretchedness]: (touching the chin expression) The only one who can add someone is the sister-in-law [Gang] [Cappuccino]: I

[Gang] [Little Chrysanthemum, are you in pain]: Oh NO!What's happening here!Just now, Wuqu had JQ with the leader of the gang, and now he wants to JQ with his sister-in-law again in despair!Oh~~~ Rensen is so confusing!

[Gang] [Love, kill each other]: Little Chrysanthemum, you are a true warrior, aren't you afraid of being splashed with blood...

[Gang] [Looking for a Wife in Soy Sauce]: A true warrior...

"Nuo Nuo..." The young master leaned over and grabbed Jino's hand, handing in the task pitifully, and said pitifully, "I'll be jealous if you add other men to the gang..."

"..."

Ji Nuo raised his hand and pressed his eyelids, "He said he saw that the gang and Bancheng were hostile, so he wanted to join in."

The young master said sourly, "Then I'll add it next time."

"Oh."

Looking at the world, Cappuccino nodded obediently, there was nothing unusual. He was in a good mood when he was sure that the crisis had been resolved. Thinking about it, he was a hermit with a thin skin and low attack power. She is not as handsome as herself, no matter how you look at it, she is a sissy, how can she be better than herself!

The two of them handed in the task, and both received a system notification that the baby is already conceived. Please ensure that the player [Cappuccino] will not be killed within ten hours, and try to avoid entering the battle gate.

The young master opened the control panel, and sure enough, he saw that there was an extra column for babies, and the gender attribute series hadn't been generated yet. It was a bare panel, but it felt very subtle in his eyes...

For the first time in Jianzhitianxia, ​​he felt that he was too worthless, and his hands were shaking a little?Compared with the calmness of the lady, she is simply too unmanly.

Just when the young master was still in a state of excitement and couldn't extricate himself for a long time, a system popped up on the martial arts channel, and the big red letters scrolled back and forth.

[System] Dear players, the temporary maintenance of the system is expected to be completed at 5 o'clock. You will exit the game in [-] minutes. I am very sorry for the inconvenience caused to you.

After 5 minutes, everyone was forced to go offline. When they went online again in the afternoon, the young master wondered why he was not in Luoyang? !

The sound of the ding ding dong dong mailbox sounded messy, the young master opened the mailbox very irritablely, there were two messages from the system, and some messages from people in the guild, I don't know what it was.

The system information roughly says, I am very sorry for the inconvenience caused to you, because some players use the system BUG to brush the attributes of the baby, so they have to choose...Return to the file!

The young master looked at the two petty characters of "return to the file", and suddenly understood what little chrysanthemum meant when he said that "there are thousands of grass mud horses running wildly in his heart".Go back, go back!As for his baby, it was returned and remade!

He finally understood why he was no longer a Luoyang wedding NPC when he went online...

With grief and indignation, Jian Zhitianxia opened the remaining emails to read, one was from Mr. Soy Sauce, the time showed the day when he and Nuonuo met, and the title was——report that someone molested his sister-in-law.

The young master opened the email, and inside was a chat screenshot of the gang channel, which was marked with fluorescent colors and could not hide the wretchedness and dared to take advantage of the fact that the gang leader was not around, and flirted with his sister-in-law. However, these suddenly became not the point in the young master's eyes... …

The point is... At this time, shouldn't Nuonuo have lunch with himself in a romantic French restaurant and discuss whether to go to see the Titanic or Men in Black III? !