"Then..." Wu Gong asked in a low voice, "What if I'm suspected?"

Yan Tongshuo said: "If you feel that the situation is not right, just find any reason and don't go home again. As long as you don't show up at the agreed time, we will understand what happened and take countermeasures. It only takes a few days Then you can arrange everything, and then you go to your wife, and then everything should be ready."

"Oh……"

There is no objection to the possibility of a substitution, with low martial arts.

Living under the same roof as my eldest sister... just thinking about it is terrifying.

The deep fear of the elder sister, who is low in martial arts, was slowly formed after more than [-] years of precipitation, and it is absolutely impossible to disappear overnight.

If the eldest sister is not here, it can be regarded as great news——

I don't know... who will replace the eldest sister.

Is it the junior sister of the Huashan School?Or the senior sister of the Hengshan School?

Hmm... With low martial arts skills, I hope that she is a junior sister of the Huashan School.

Well……

Just thinking about it, Wu Gongdi suddenly heard Yan Tongshuo say: "All the guest rooms here are full."

The eldest sister of the Wu family did not speak.

Yan Tongshuo said again: "Let's rest in my room tonight."

"Oh?"

"The other gangs live together separately. It may not be appropriate to add people in. I didn't explain in advance, I'm afraid it will be annoying."

"Leader, you are being polite." The eldest sister of the Wu family said, "I can rest anywhere. How can people in Jianghu be so particular about it?"

"You are a guest who came from afar at my invitation, so naturally you can't neglect it."

The eldest sister of the Wu family didn't refuse anymore, she smiled and said: "Then it's disrespectful."

what……? !

Martial Arts Low Thoughts: Eldest sister and leader live in the same room?

Moreover, it was Yan Tongshuo who took the initiative to ask the eldest sister to come over... Even if the eldest sister refused, Yan Tongshuo still insisted...

He He……

He has been with Yan Tongshuo for a long time, and he didn't care about Yan Tongshuo's situation in the past. In his impression, the martial arts leader never seemed to show interest in women.However, it is not very clear about the specifics of low martial arts, because at the beginning, when I came to the "Gongwububu" villa, I just wanted to defeat the opponent. Later, after I started learning martial arts, I also focused on practicing kung fu and dealing with demons. above these two things.

It turns out... the leader of the martial arts alliance would also have such thoughts...

But that's no wonder.

Wu Gong thought to himself, his eldest sister is a first-class beauty.

Although... big sister... um...

——After seeing off the eldest sister, Wu Gongdi was called to meet the head of the Huashan faction.

Knowing that the martial arts are low, the head of the Huashan School wants to teach him how to practice martial arts.

Today, I want to explain a general idea first.

But——after arriving at the lobby, the low martial artist discovered that the old man with the white beard standing in the center was not the head of the Huashan School.

"This..." Martial Arts Low was a little puzzled.

The head of the Science School greeted: "Come and meet the head of the Huashan School."

"But...but..." Wu Gong said, "This... this is not the head of the Huashan School..."

"Who said it was the Huashan School?" The head of the Science School said, "I'm talking about the head of the Peanut School. The head of the Peanut School wants to teach you Kung Fu."

"...peanut pie?"

"Exactly."

Unbelievable because of his low martial arts skills, he couldn't help questioning: "Peanuts... how can peanuts have pies? I've never seen such pies."

"What will happen to the world if human beings lose their associations?"

"No need to talk nonsense." The head of the Peanut faction said: "This lightness skill is called 'swish swish swish'."

"..."

Even the names of the moves are copied from Huashan School.

The martial arts of the Huashan School are all like this, consisting of four identical characters, such as the most famous "唰唰唰唰".

"'嗖嗖嗖嗖' is a very advanced light skill." The head of the science school explained: "As long as you study hard, you will definitely not be caught by the demon sect."

"..."

Although he is extremely disdainful of copycats, but has low martial arts skills, he doesn't have the courage to refuse.After all, it is too risky to directly break into the Demon Cult alone.

"The key to mastering this 'whoosh whoosh' is footwork."

"footwork……"

"Yes." The head of the Peanut faction said: "'嗖嗖嗖嗖' is based on the 64 hexagrams of the Eighth Eighth of the Book of Changes. At that time, you only need to follow the specific order and follow the directions of the hexagrams to avoid the attacks of many enemies , Exquisite and unusual. Even if you only have one level of stanzas, you can still produce tenth level effects!"

"Then..." Wu Gongdi thought of a very realistic question: "Then... what if there is someone in the place you want to step on?"

"This……"

In fact, for this kind of light work that focuses on footwork, such as the "Lingbo Weibu" mentioned by parents, people with low martial arts have long had such doubts.

"In that case, wouldn't you... be blocked?"

"This..." Peanut Pie pondered again: "In that case...you just push him away with your butt."

"what……?"

The head of the Peanut faction looked at the low martial arts: "The butt is not small, there should be no problem."

"..."

"Don't worry," the head of the Peanut faction said again: "Using this lightness skill, even if someone is occupying the target location, when you move over, as long as you are still in the track, he will not be able to touch you. You just need to pay attention to grab a seat It will be enough in a split second, and if you squeeze it out quickly, you will be safe."

"Oh……"

"Next, I will start to explain the mental method..." The head of the Peanut School said: "First of all, sink down to the pubic region, run 24 times along the small circle, 36 circles along the big circle, and then 48 circles along the small circle. circle, and then run [-] circles along the big circle, and then send out the air from the four hearts of the hands, feet, and press it to the ground, which can play a running-up role.”

"..."

He has learned footwork and mental skills at a low level of martial arts. He has studied all night, but he still does not perform well.

After returning to his room, he practiced martial arts again, but still failed.

I'm a little anxious because my martial arts are low.

Just as he was thinking about what to do, he heard the door creak, and Yan Tongshuo came in.

"..."

It's strange that the martial arts are low.

It's already so late, the leader of the martial arts...what are you doing here?

Yan Tongshuo went straight to the bed, straightened the bedding, turned around and said, "It's almost time to rest."

"...?"

"It's getting late."

"Oh..." Wu Gong said in a low voice, "I'm going to sleep now."

After waiting for a long time, Yan Tongshuo had no intention of leaving at all.

Wu Gongdi couldn't help but said: "That... I'm going to turn off the lights."

"Row."

"..."

"...?"

"You..." Wu Gong asked in a low voice, "When will you go back?"

"go back?"

"That's right." Wu Gong said in a low voice, "I can rest too."

Yan Tongshuo seemed to find it very strange: "I will stay here tonight."

"...?" This time it was Wu Gongdi's turn to be surprised: "Huh...huh?"

"My room has been vacated for your eldest sister."

"Don't you... live together?"

"how is this possible?"

"……Um?"

"How can men and women live in the same room?"

"So... you moved out..."

"Correct."

"Then..." Wu Gongdi asked again: "Why did you come here?"

Yan Tongshuo took it for granted, "Because that's your eldest sister."

"..."

"Then...well then...!" With low martial arts skills, he naturally wouldn't say no.He tossed the pillow and said, "Let's lie down now...!"

……

——then the two of them huddled together.

Wu Gong low thought about the fact that he would be alone with his elder sister in the future, and couldn't help feeling sad.

"Leader..." Wu Gong asked in a low voice: "My fake daughter-in-law... must be the eldest sister...?"

"Ah."

"I..." Wu Gongdi asked again: "Don't I have the right to make my own decision? Why can't I say no?"

The leader of the science school... gave him the freedom of choice...

Wu Gong said in a low voice: "I choose a reliable heroine myself, it will be safe, and I will have more motivation to 'go home'..."

Yan Tongshuo didn't speak at first.

Just when the martial arts were low and wanted to give up, Yan Tongshuo suddenly said again: "The martial arts are low."

"……Um?"

"Let me tell you a story."

"...?"

Say, tell a story?

The martial arts is low, and I am a little confused.

"During the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a man named Wei Zhao who wanted to learn something."

"Huh?" This one is a bit similar to me... I am a low-level martial artist, so I don't know much about it.

"Later, when I met a man named Guo Linzong, I thought to myself, this is a rare master, so I worshiped him as a teacher. But things backfired. After a while, Wei Zhao didn't get much."

"Oh……"

"However, Wei Zhao did not give up. He firmly believed that Guo Linzong could teach him a lot. From his own point of view, if he wants to be truly trusted, he must always respect and love Guo Linzong."

"...?"

With low martial arts skills, it became more and more difficult for Yan Tongshuo to understand why Yan Tongshuo told this story.

"Guo Linzong has always been weak, and once he was sick in bed again, and asked Wei Zhao to cook porridge for him. When Wei Zhao came in with the cooked food, Guo Linzong scolded him for his poor cooking and asked Wei Zhao to join the kitchen again. The second time, it was the same situation. Wei Zhao didn’t complain, and kept doing what Guo Linzong wanted. This happened three times in a row, and on the fourth time, when Wei Zhao came again with a bowl, but he didn’t have the slightest displeasure on his face, Guo Linzong Then he smiled and said: "I used to only see your appearance, but not what you thought, but today I finally see your true heart." Guo Linzong was very happy to receive a student worthy of teaching, so he taught him all he had learned all his life Wei Zhao, Wei Zhao finally became a great weapon."

"Huh...?" The martial artist seems to be vaguely understanding...

"Got it?" Yan Tongshuo suddenly turned his head and looked at the low martial arts skills, which made him startled.

"……what?"

"If you really want to learn, and someone really wants to teach, then..."

This martial arts is low, but I still understand, so I received: "You must respect and love that person..."

Yan Tongshuo turned over, turned his back to martial arts and said in a low voice, "So, don't always think about getting a fake daughter-in-law."

"..."

"Okay." Yan Tongshuo said, "Be obedient."

"..."

It turned out that what Yan Tongshuo meant by telling this story was, don't always want to twist with Yan Tongshuo...

Well……

"I...I see." Wu Gong said in a daze, "I'm sleepy..."

"Ah."

After only two counts in his low martial arts, he fell asleep with a "huh".

In his sleep, the martial arts master started to practice "嗖嗖嗖嗖" again.

This step, you have to fall like this... That step, you have to step on it like that...

Why is there an obstacle in front of me, it's still so high... I must turn over...

Flipping over, Wu Gong felt as if someone grabbed his shoulders and pulled himself off the obstacle.

... After a short break, the martial artist started playing the "swish swish swish" again from the beginning.

No... that obstacle is still there...

Uh... At this moment, Wu Gongdi suddenly remembered that the head of the Peanut faction said that if there is already someone at the target location, then... push that person away with his butt.

Hmm... I arch...

Huh...the other party didn't move at all...

I will arch again...

Wu Gong closed his eyes, lay on the bed, and kept squeezing Yan Tongshuo with his buttocks——

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