I want to date you online [eSports]

013.

It's time to turn off the lights in the bedroom.

Jian Jing glanced at the time, hurriedly said goodbye to the audience, closed the live broadcast room, and opened WeChat, WeChat,

Jian Jing is the only one in the dormitory tonight.The other three were all outside, frantically swiping the screen in the dormitory group to feed poison to Jian Jing.

Brother Jin: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] It's really delicious, but it's a pity that Ah Jing can't eat it, it's a pity, it's a pity.

Big T Wu Yanzu: Alas.Miserable, really miserable, like Jian Jing.

I also want to be a fan today: Ah Jing is live broadcasting hahaha let’s eat more

……

The undergraduate male dormitory of T University is a quadruple room.

Jian Jing's three roommates, the head of the dormitory, Xu Jin, is a native of City B. He was the number one student in the college entrance examination in City B, and was a man of the hour in the middle school attached to T University in high school. ——The reason why I know that he is a man of the hour is because during the military training, many little girls from the attached high school secretly handed him water and melons outside the training ground with blushing faces.

But later, the little girls all changed their targets: "Xu, Senior Xu, can you give water to your roommate? I think he sweats a lot."

Xu Jin withdrew his handsome smile, turned around and gave Jian Jing a punch with no expression on his face: "Damn it, Ah Jing...you're awesome."

Jian Jing: Meow meow?

The second child in the dormitory, Zhou Jialin, is from City C and speaks plastic Mandarin.Jian Jing had a live broadcast full of plastic accents for a while, and was "hahahahaha" by the barrage for a long time.The plastic mandarins are really... horrible!No one who heard it was unaffected, even the standard Beijing dialect of City B was inevitably polluted!In particular, Zhou Jialin, the old dog, is very proud of his plastic figure every day, and often messes in during Jian Jing's live broadcast, and uses his accent to take Jian Jing away.

Jian Jing: Shut up, you horrible man!

The third child in the dormitory is called Xu Zhenglin. Like Jian Jing, he is from S Province. The high school of the two faces each other, only one street away.Jian Jing's high school is called Jingzhou Middle School, and Xu Zhenglin's Linyi Middle School and the High School Affiliated to N University on the other side of the river are also known as the three famous schools in S Province.

Jing Zhong and Lin Yi, who are facing each other, certainly don't like each other, after all, a prestigious school, both Sheng Yu and He Sheng Liang.

So Jian Jing often blocked the alleys near the school and fought with Linyi students opposite the door—of course, students from two well-known schools in the whole province fought, and in the end the fight was "You wait for this year's college entrance examination and you are the second child in ten thousand years " and "Fucking shame? Last year's college entrance examination number one is our school's good?" This is the level of bickering among elementary school students.

Often, after a vigorous book fight to express the special emotions of being a delinquent boy, Jian Jing would sneak into the black Internet cafe "Uncle's House" near the school to play CS.Once when he met a student named Linyi who looked at people with his nose, he didn't say harsh words, but just hung them up and gave them a hammer, reconciling with them. ——Jian Jing met Xu Zhenglin at that time, and Xu Zhenglin was the leader of Lin who was hammered by his CS, and this guy said with a stern face, "Fucking brother, you are so awesome, take me to the Eagles game, I am a Buddha It's over."

Since everyone has a good personality, we get along very happily in the dormitory.Jian Jing's live broadcast in the dormitory was prompted by Xu Zhenglin.

His original words were "Ah Jing, your technology will definitely overwhelm the crowd when you open a live broadcast."The boss of the dormitory, the second and the third, hit it off and decided to hang Jian Jing to the Q station to sell money to buy a sweeping robot for the dormitory.

Jian Jing: I'm fucking worth a sweeping robot?You are so close to being beaten.jpg

The headlights in the dormitory suddenly went out, and the desk lamp in front of Jian Jing also dimmed suddenly.He turned on the charging desk lamp, took off the earphones and put them away, pushed the messy things on the table, and stood up to wash up.

When I went to the water room to brush my teeth, the buddy who brushed his teeth next door gossiped about him inarticulately, "I don't care if that girl is chasing you", Jian Jing denied it with a mouthful of foam, "Is there any problem in math class? Let's learn about calculus S."

Halfway through washing my face, I heard howling ghosts and wolves in the corridor:

"Brother Jian, we will bring Ximen BBQ to make you spicy!"

"Open the door, open the door, why don't you open the door!"

Jian Jing poked his head out of the water room, and saw three idiots in his dormitory wailing in front of the tightly closed dormitory door.

"Hey, look what you brought, do you have any grilled wings?"

014.

Xu Zhenglin scolded Jian Jing while taking out the keys to open the dormitory door: "Is it sick to lock the door after brushing your teeth?"

Xu Jin turned his head with the barbecue box in his hand: "Silly son, I'll give you the grilled wings if you call dad."

Zhou Jialin smiled kindly at Jian Jing: "Good boy, dads love you."

Jian Jing didn't want to pay attention to them, and retreated to the water room to wipe his face.

Having finished brushing his teeth, Jian Jing still reluctantly had a big barbecue before brushing his teeth for the second time.

Then lie on the bed and silently calculate how long it will take to exercise tomorrow to consume the fat.

Jian Jing looked at the ceiling: "To tell you the truth, my six-pack is almost gone."

Xu Zhenglin gloated: "Fatten up my handsome roommate by feeding pigs, and I will be the most handsome one in the whole dormitory."

Xu Jin: "To tell you the truth, our T University student Yanzu Xu Zhenglin currently has a flat stomach."

"...give me some face, brother."

Zhou Jialin let out a long sigh: "I really want to have abs, I really want to look as handsome as our Ah Jing - I really want to get out of the singles. Is the soft girl who is in charge of Ah Jing recently? Chasing you? Are you going to reject someone again? ——I saw you giving her a lecture today."

"Don't talk nonsense, there is nothing."

Zhou Jialin turned over, "Ah Jing, why don't you find a girlfriend? So many beautiful girls like you."

"...Emotions, it depends on how you feel. These girls are pretty good, but they don't have feelings."

Xu Zhenglin interrupted: "In high school, we formed a company of girls from two schools who confessed to Ah Jing, but after graduation they were still single. ——I wonder if Ah Jing is... crooked? Otherwise, I would be too confused."

"Then I'm in danger." Xu Jin triumphantly said, "Ah Jing must be the first to like me as handsome."

"If I'm crooked," Jian Jing thought of something and laughed, "then...brothers, be careful."

"...! I'm afraid, I can't afford to say goodbye."

"Social people social people."

"Hey, I'm going to sleep, I'm going to take a small quiz in the morning class tomorrow."

The next day there was a morning class on C++, Jian Jing hurriedly brushed his teeth, washed his face, and rode his bicycle to the teaching building with a slice of bread in his mouth. After the morning class of C, he moved around to the next teaching building to catch up with the next class.There are always extra classes on Fridays, it's the "dark before the dawn".

During the general education class, the sweet and white girl from the management office sat next to him hesitantly, and asked shyly, "Student, is there anyone next to you?"

Jian Jing silently replied: "No." He separated a place for the girls to put things conveniently.

The girl frowned slightly, and gave him a sad and resentful glance, secretly annoyed at his incomprehensible style.

Jian Jingxiu, a second degree student in the School of Economics and Management, met this girl by chance, but he didn't say a few words.Jian Jing is not the kind of narcissistic person, but it is obvious that she has a crush on him.It's just that Jian Jing's mother has been solo for many years, and she doesn't know how to deal with girls at all.It is obvious that flirting among boys can break your legs, but when facing girls, there are only "no", "thank you" and the embarrassment of looking at each other without words.

Jian Jing had a crush in high school.That period of unrequited love was long and endless, and the memories are all the shadows of the sun shaking on the test paper.The girl who had a crush on, ended up with one of Jian Jing's best brothers after the college entrance examination.

In fact, Jian Jing is not sure whether it is a secret love or not.Because, although that girl is gentle and affectionate, let Jian Jing choose between You and her——Jian Jing hesitates, and he will still choose You.

Choose one between her and KaiserK, and choose KaiserK without hesitation-although there is no such opportunity.

Continuing to solo in motherhood, it has been almost two years in college now, and there is no suitable girl to teach him to fall in love. ——Jian Jing didn't know what he was waiting for.Occasionally, I do want to do something that everyone thinks I want to do, but these thoughts flash by, and I often feel that the game is more fun.

...This is probably the reason why the strength is single.

In a school like T University, where there are couples and one base, and in a department like the Department of Computer Science, where the male-female ratio is skyrocketing, Jian Jing even occasionally doubts her own sexual orientation—it’s a game.

Xu Zhenglin: China's TV station is pretending to be a TV station. Let's interview Wang Jianjing, who is good-looking in our dormitory 316A. Do you have a girlfriend?

--No.

Xu Zhenglin: Then...do you have a boyfriend?

--No.

Xu Zhenglin: Then, do you have someone you like?

--have.game.

Xu Zhenglin: Then, what would you like to say about the game?

——(Shy/////) Meeting you is the luckiest thing in my life. (*)

015.

Jian Jing, who also likes games today, opened Steam on time.Open the OBS streaming software proficiently, the black screen in the live broadcast room lights up, and the PUBG login interface appears in front of you.

He glanced at the split screen, and there were many fans who were squatting on the live broadcast chatting. Now he appeared and greeted him enthusiastically:

【Good morning Nine Brothers】

【Nine Brothers Good Evening】

【Give you all my heart~】

Jian Jing raised the corners of her lips to say hello: [Good evening, am I on time today?Do you want to praise me?Let me see who is praising me for being handsome. 】

While speaking, he entered the game hall.Taking a sip of the water at hand, he said: [I won't play fan games today, I will play again next time I have a chance. ... AWP? 】

The AWP team invitation popped up on the screen, and Jian Jing clicked to accept it instantly.

AWP clicked and matched extremely fast, and the two entered the birth island.It wasn't until the roar of the plane came from the earphones that AWP said the first sentence: "...where are we jumping?"

Jian Jing: "School GoGoGo!"

The barrage laughed at him one after another:

[Only when frying fish dare to jump to school]

【Hee hee hee, look at this man fish pond bureau frying fish】

Jian Jing closed the microphone, and said righteously to the barrage: [This is not called fried fish... How can it be called fried fish when it comes to technical anchors? 】

Jian Jing marked the room in the school district.

AWP is already familiar with the rhythm of dozens of fierce men hammering each other at the beginning, and followed Jian Jing to parachute out of the cabin without any hesitation.Without any language communication, the two tacitly pulled the parachute and landed.

While interacting with the bullet screen, Jian Jing manipulated the character to land, slipped his hand for a moment, and fell down by rubbing against the roof of the building, but failed to land on the roof.Instead, he saw two enemies landing on the roof.

Jian Jing didn't panic, and quickly rushed into the room on the first floor, picked up a handful of UZI, loaded it, and ran upstairs immediately.

He was stuck at the angle of view of the stairs, and he couldn't help but shoot a round of bullets upstairs, and then stepped back to reload.

Careful footsteps could be heard upstairs.

He was a little impatient, and wanted to attack directly and start with two kills first.But a UZI one-on-two is still very likely to overturn.

He fired two more shots upstairs, and there was a rush of messy footsteps in the earphones.

Panic.

He calmly locked his perspective, and suddenly a head appeared in his vision.He fired with the left button in an instant, and knocked people down with headshots with clean bursts.

But this man was followed by his teammates!As soon as he fell down, another person took a 98K shot and shot Jian Jing in the head.

The inevitable smile froze at the corner of Jian Jing's mouth.

AWP asked suspiciously: "Just landed...how did you fall down?"

Jian Jing felt a little ashamed, and had never fought anyone else before.

I had no choice but to admit my mistake embarrassingly: "... I am impatient, the gun has not just passed, this person has 98K."

"I come."

Jian Jing tried his best to shrink downstairs, and the 98K was still on the roof to rescue his teammates who had fallen to the ground, and he was not in a hurry to replenish the gun.

He tried his best to crawl into the corner, and saw a vigorous figure blowing past him like a gust of wind, rushing up the stairs.

Then there is a system prompt:

"Teammate AWP kills laiqingmengNo1 with a crossbow headshot"

"You finally eliminated Lovelaiqingmeng"

"Oh, it's the crossbow again?" Jian Jing saw the young lady of AWP jumping down the stairs neatly and running to her side to start rescue.

The long windbreaker rolled over the hunting wind.

AWP gave an ambiguous "hmm" and laughed: "I only got the crossbow."

"Excellent. How about we crossbow into the finals?"

AWP really thought about it for a while, and agreed: "Yes, let's try."

"I haven't tried to eat chicken in the crossbow finals yet, today it's up to you to carry. - We've played several games together, and I still don't know what you call it?"

AWP whispered: "...Call me brother."

Jian Jing objected: "You may not be as old as me! Why do you call me brother?"

AWP laughed: "Listen to your voice, you are still young, are you still a student? I have already worked."

"Okay brother." Jian Jing accepted this setting without any obstacles, "Let's search for a while and go out to fight."

He was rescued by AWP, his blood line was astonishingly low, but he didn't care, he got up and continued to search for information.

AWP lightly broke the window and jumped out to return to his original house, and the two began to search with a clear division of labor.

After searching a building, Jian Jing put on an M16A4 automatic rifle, turned around and ran to the next building.

He opened the door with a punch, and was caught off guard by a man with a shotgun at the door!His hands were faster than his brain's reaction, and he immediately shot out a burst of bullets, knocking down that old Yinbi with a headshot.

Shocked.

When he was nervous, he wanted to drink water, took a big sip of water, and calmed down his frantically pulsating heartbeat: [Damn it!It's too dark to be scared to death!Where did this person come from? I didn't even see him! 】

【Scared me, oh my god】

[Ninth brother!Do you have a complete reflex arc in your hand?]

[Qiaoqiu, you locked your head for me]

[Our live broadcast room is about to lose nine, you let my father tell you what's good about you]

[Shut things down, hurry up]

Jian Jing was overwhelmed by his nerve gun, took a deep breath, and fired a few more shots to kill the knocked down man quickly.Then proceed to sweep the house extremely quickly.

After searching several nearby buildings one after another, AWP marked a point on the map at this time, and said succinctly: "Accessories."

Jian Jing let out a "huh" and hurried to the yellow spot.

The author has something to say: (*) It comes from a sand sculpture picture I saw on the Internet.

The forum body is newly written!

Subject: Maybe, maybe, maybe, someone in this district wants to hear about my Amway?

0L: He is a technology streaming entertainment anchor, plays games every day, is as silly as a sjb, has a good temper, talks a lot and is very cute.

He is the water friend he met, don't ask, just ask the head of a gun and you will die, the technology is so good that the sound of the explosion is easy to hear.

After queuing together, they began to flirt with each other crazily.

So, maybe someone wants to play this pair with me?

Cold CP mildew is speculating online, talking to himself and sending out sugar to engage in CP, welcome to enter the pit.

1L: How to flirt with each other, decode it so that Ben Meimou Kangkang can't flirt

2L: Hahaha I decoded it, sister, you run too fast, right?What's up with this pair.

3L: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, is there still not enough water friends that brother Jiu has flirted with?Why did he suddenly pick up his CP?

Landlord, let me tell you that Brother Ninth is a scumbag!Big scumbag, the biggest scumbag in station Q!A super heartless man, the water friends he flirted with lined up from Beijing to Shanghai, and it was fruitless to engage in his CP!

4L: A real passer-by came in and asked, is it the anchor?

5L: Let me first say a word of KY, and then a word of KY, the landlord, you are not good at Anli Tie Ri Lu.I don’t think Brother Nine and AWP are doing well, so let’s do Brother Nine and Coco with me.

6L: Brother Jiu and Ke Ke?What evil way? ? ?What a cult!Hurry up and tell me all the stories about this pair of CPs!

7L: I love Brother Keke, who is so romantic.

8L: Brother Nine?cocoa?Hurry up, within 5 minutes I want to know all about the past of this pair of CPs, otherwise don't blame Taylor Swift for crying online!

9L: This passer-by is named Ke Ke, so he has some relationship with Brother Jiu?Hasn't he retired for a year?

10L: Sorry, I'm just a 2K girl.

Let me summarize the 2K nibbling points:

1. Beautiful love, Jiu Ge once went to the SKG club for trial training, just because he wanted to get closer to Ke Ke (this was mentioned in the live broadcast)

2. When Ke Ke retired, Brother Nine was on the scene. Isn’t this the same frame?Rounding it up again is marriage!

3. In the early days, all submissions of Nine Brothers must express their love for Coco

4. live broadcast must cue cocoa

11L: No, I said 2K is too difficult to find sweets, right?Ke Ke is not on the scene, I see that all of you are eating nine-nine single arrows

12L: Isn't he notoriously cold and passive? When he was playing, so many European and American players sent him arrows, but he didn't reply to any of them.Only he and Yangyang's CP can have sex, but he committed suicide himself! ! ! Where is the 2K cracking point?

13L: Let me tell you something from 2K Taylor Swift, it’s actually just a fan’s design for Allah 1551

We also know that this pair can't be real, so we don't feel real feelings at all when we drink, and we are very happy.Happy CP, happy base, happy e-sports!I love it!

14L: In fact, most of the 2K sisters are Jiu Ge fans, but I want Jiu Ge to prostitute a male god hahaha

15L: Li Tao, when will this sjb, Ninth Brother, stop being so stupid? !When can I really hook up with a male god? !Watching his live broadcast every day, I really like his silly look, I want to fuck him.

16L: I am so simple that I have nothing, but at this moment I sincerely hope that he can get his male god.