I want to date you online [eSports]
Chapter 44
114.
[PCPI, I'm at the scene,] Jian Jing played the card, Wang Zha, [What's wrong?no problem? 】
【Yes, did it】
【have!ask!question! !you!for!Varied!what!With Coco! 】
[Where is Coco, where is Coco~ Coco is in Jiujiu's eyes]
In fact, Jian Jing's last house only came out with a three. Who knew that Jian Jing took the card and played Wang Zha, so he was shocked and frantically smashed a tomato on Jian Jing's face.
The audience in the live broadcast room were all laughing, and Jian Jing explained seriously: [Everyone, this is to catch people by surprise.Soldiers who, deception also. 】
【Actually, you just want to send happy beans】
【Charity Gambling King 98K】
[How come there is a topic that makes me boast about being a big philanthropist]
[The suspect is asked to answer questions related to cocoa positively]
Jian Jing smiled and opened a game of Doudizhu, sending beans and losing points, very happy.
[What's wrong with Coco, it's nothing.Your question is so strange, what is it called, why am I with Coco?Why not with Coco?I am a cocoa fan, please pay attention. ] Jian Jing said.
Everyone booed him.
At this time, WeChat received a message from Coco.
double row.
Yu Ke still uses the AWP account.Two-person four-row sweet trip to the Jedi Continent, AWP burst performance.
Jian Jing was robbed of a lot of heads - it can't be said that it was robbed, but his skills were not as good as others.
At the end of the call, Jian Jing: "Excuse me. I'm sorry. It's mine. Please let me take a head. Please give me some face. I'm sorry."
Yu Ke: "If you want a head, get it yourself."
On the barrage is a group of question mark monsters, all asking when PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds will be out of the human-machine game.
Jian Jing felt so boring after playing, and muttered that he didn't want to play, it was too embarrassing, and he was a boring chicken. Why is this game not interesting at all?And coco you are really naive.Am I shameless?
Of course it is to save face!Jian Jing said: "Stop fighting! Angry, offline!"
Yu Ke: "?"
fan:
【? ? ? 】
【You started again】
[The son is disobedient and needs father's sledgehammer education! 】
[No offline!I can't!scream]
Jian Jing was forced by fans not to allow the broadcast, so she simply gave up the treatment and struggle, and lay down all the way into the circle, squatting on the sidelines boringly watching Ke Ke take the head.
Lying down to eat chicken, the posture is awesome.
At the end of the round, Jian Jing concluded: [I'm lying on the chicken thief six. 】
Yu Ke asked: "Are you really not going to fight?"
"...This chicken is boring." Jian Jing thought for a while, and suddenly suggested, "It's better to play LOL. Come on Keke, I LOL can definitely lead you to lie down and win. It's not me, I have galloped in Ionia for many years, summon The master of the canyon!"
Yu Ke is as good as a follower: "Then please take me with you."
Jian Jing changed the title of the live broadcast room to [The King's Game Takes a Man to Travel to Ionia], but took out his game account to take a look, and found that it was a diamond-five goalkeeper.
The barrage mocked Jian Jing for daring to call himself king.
Jian Jing's strong words are unreasonable: [Can you use the Chinese people's imagination?Mr. Lu Xun said that when he saw short sleeves, he immediately thought of white arms, immediately thought of reproduction [beep], and immediately thought of illegitimate children. 】
[Let’s use the imagination of the Chinese people, think about it, I, equal to diamond five; diamond five, equal to Solomon, Solomon = professional player, professional player = strongest king, does that mean that I, Kar98K, equal to king .Do you think there is something wrong with this reasoning? Let me tell you. 】
[Q Station picked up a ghost, a real logic ghost? 】
[There is nothing wrong with reasoning!Give applause! 】
[Cue my diamond goalkeeper Suo Huang again!It’s too much, the new season will be the best for Suohuang]]
[Give you another chance to speak, what are you asking for?Call Suo Nan! 】
[There is nothing wrong with it!After rigorous Critical Thinking and Moral Reasoning hee hee]
Solomon is a professional League of Legends player. He is famous not only because of his good skills and countless brilliant Carry operations in the game, but also because...he has never played diamonds on his "InTSolomon" account since his debut.Most of the other players are in the king rank, but he has been wandering in the devil diamond rank.He is often teased as a diamond goalkeeper, and many players say, "I can say without shame that I have a [-]-[-] match with a professional player."
Yu Ke took out the game account, it was a platinum account.He was a little embarrassed—this kind of shyness was very sincere compared with Jian Jing's clever words: "I haven't played it much...not very good at it. I played it a long time ago. What's the current version?"
To be honest, Jian Jing doesn't know how the current version is, mainly because the changes are too fast.But can you show a guilty conscience on the surface?Of course it won't work.Naturally, the big anchor of the dignified Q station wants to save face.
Jian Jing said: "It's okay, don't panic. I can carry, really. I will take you to eat chicken... Bah, I will take you to win. I will take you to ride the Summoner's Canyon."
Netizen Jian Jing was arrogant and did not panic at all. He typed "Let's go down from the fourth floor to the fifth floor". He even flashed Delevingne in the BP interface too complacently, and changed it to Xia before his teammates hit the reverse question mark.
If Yu Ke could choose Luo, wouldn't it be a pleasure for the couple to go down together.
The ideal is beautiful, but in fact, Ni Yu Xia and Huan Ling Luo are relatively well-known couple heroes in LOL, and they are generally not released at the same time—because this pair of heroes is more powerful when they appear together, and they cannot be released at the same time. It is not a simple 1+1=2 effect.And the most important thing is that single dogs who play games always think in their hearts that a pair can be separated!
When the peaks had no edges, I raised torches and gasoline.May lovers all over the world become single dogs in the end.
115.
But the strange thing is that the opponent actually released Luo, and Yu Ke picked Luo.Mystery is also the door to the mysteries.
When the two heroes came out of the spring together, the 200 million fans in the live broadcast room heard the two lines of dialogue between the heroes:
Lo: "When do we start?"
Xia replied lightly: "There is no rush, baby, take your time."
Rounding it up, it was Jian Jing who molested Yu Ke.Jian Jing was satisfied and swollen, thinking that he could carry the whole game with one hit.
In line with the opposite hero under the tower, Luo said: "My dear, kiss me."
My own jungler came to the bottom lane to help, and the bottom lane was 3V2, and Xia took the opponent's head.
Yu Ke's Luo said: "Every time you do this, it will make me feel extremely happy."
Jian Jing: "Huh??"
Yu Ke: "...Yes, that's right, baby."
【Ok? ? ? ? 】
[What's a joke? ? ? 】
[It's so coquettish, the coquettish air overflows the screen, I can't take it anymore]
[Little brother, step back a little bit!I report with my real name!This live broadcast is pornographic! 】
The teammate is of a high level, and he directly pushed over and crushed the opponent to win the victory.The player on the opposite side stood in the spring and typed: "He *damn* don't let me see Xialuo, a pair of dogs again!"
Jian Jing typed:
-Hee hee hee
fan:
[? ? ?Baby, you have changed]
Yu Ke claims that he doesn't know how to play, but in fact his skills are not bad.Jian Jing realizes that LOL can't bring back the confidence she lost in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds - but it can make innocent fans in the live broadcast room suffer a critical blow from dog food!
This is enough.
whee.
Normal fans are angrily accusing Jian Jing, Jiumei, you are such an ugly little boy, is it interesting to abuse a dog?
4K girls are different.They screamed and screamed, and a violent chemical reaction directly occurred in the live broadcast room and exploded into fireworks.
whee.
Anyway, it's cool.
Yu Ke was very busy, played the game for a while, and said he wanted to leave.In Jian Jing's live broadcast room, fans gave ten cocoa.The first gift is cocoa, when will I return to my hometown, the second gift is cocoa, fans want to heartbroken for a year, the third gift is cocoa, Wanli is so sad...
Jian Jing: Hey, I sang it.
Yu Ke was a little funny: "What? Your fans are too talented, right?"
The fans felt very comfortable hearing the praise from Ke Ke, and waved goodbye to Ke Ke with tears in their eyes, [Oh friend, bye, bye, bye, bye! 】
After Yu Ke left - it's strange to say that, so I'll repeat it over and over again.After Yu Ke went offline, Jian Jing didn't want to play brain games anymore, and lazily continued to fight the landlord live broadcast to give beans.While fighting landlords, while chatting.
[How do you feel about PCPI watching the game?I am a non-staff member of SKG, can you allow me to brag about SKG?Then I will restrain my urge and desire to brag about our SKG a little bit, and comment on this PCPI in a pertinent and honest way. SKG is awesome!Does this review have enough weight? 】
116.
[...and cocoa. PCPI is going with cocoa. ...Who said I was coy and secretly meeting Keke without telling you?stand out.My friend, this ID is a friend of 'Day Coco Sauce', sorry your ID is gone.As for the housing management, seal the rhythmic ones. 】
[Really, I sincerely want to ask, what does it mean to be coy and hide it from you.Whether you can talk, I didn’t know that Brother A was Brother Keke in advance.It was only the day before that I found out that Brother A was from Cocoa. 】
[I know that this matter has become the number one hot search, what do I think?I'm so angry, can anger lie to me, really angry.I'm a real villain, so I beat up Ke Ke at that time, and he was so beaten that he couldn't walk.In the end, I carried him back to the hotel. He cried and told me that all fairy tales are deceitful, and he is the deceiving puppy. 】
[I'm not dreaming, what I said is true, every sentence I said above is true, word by word, otherwise you can ask yourself if it is true. ...Hey, I was an afterthought that AWP was cocoa.Seriously, I lied to you that I'm a puppy, okay?Lie to you that I am not only a puppy, but also a short-legged corgi, curse that I will never grow as tall as Coco. 】
[Stop discussing cocoa-related issues, okay?I think I've said enough about the car wheel.Can we discuss new topics, discuss SKG, discuss PCPI, discuss-hey, don’t go, the one who said to discuss me and Ke Ke’s marriage date, don’t go first.Your ID is gone. 】
Jian Jing really wanted to laugh.
[It's really not a private meeting with Coco.really not.You say I'm cowardly, so I might as well tell you openly, I really, I like cocoa, cocoa is my boyfriend.Really, trust me.Believe me, it's true.I really didn't hold back. 】
【? ? ? 】
【No, say it again? 】
【Speak up what you say, I can't hear you! 】
【It's better...don't make such jokes, it's not good】
[Hahahahaha I believe it!I believe you!I really believe it! 】
[I got it real!Hahahaha my CP is real! RIOEST! 】
【Hahahahaha started dreaming about Gay Coco again】
【Continue, continue to dream, I'm listening】
[Why are there so many cocoa gay fans!Ke Ke is also very tired being gay every day]
Jian Jing spread her hands: [I said it was true.Don't take my word for it.Trust me, there are results. 】
【Hahaha I believe it, really, I believe every word】
[Hurry up, 4K girls, hurry up and go crazy, your God has sent sugar! 】
[PCPI, I'm at the scene,] Jian Jing played the card, Wang Zha, [What's wrong?no problem? 】
【Yes, did it】
【have!ask!question! !you!for!Varied!what!With Coco! 】
[Where is Coco, where is Coco~ Coco is in Jiujiu's eyes]
In fact, Jian Jing's last house only came out with a three. Who knew that Jian Jing took the card and played Wang Zha, so he was shocked and frantically smashed a tomato on Jian Jing's face.
The audience in the live broadcast room were all laughing, and Jian Jing explained seriously: [Everyone, this is to catch people by surprise.Soldiers who, deception also. 】
【Actually, you just want to send happy beans】
【Charity Gambling King 98K】
[How come there is a topic that makes me boast about being a big philanthropist]
[The suspect is asked to answer questions related to cocoa positively]
Jian Jing smiled and opened a game of Doudizhu, sending beans and losing points, very happy.
[What's wrong with Coco, it's nothing.Your question is so strange, what is it called, why am I with Coco?Why not with Coco?I am a cocoa fan, please pay attention. ] Jian Jing said.
Everyone booed him.
At this time, WeChat received a message from Coco.
double row.
Yu Ke still uses the AWP account.Two-person four-row sweet trip to the Jedi Continent, AWP burst performance.
Jian Jing was robbed of a lot of heads - it can't be said that it was robbed, but his skills were not as good as others.
At the end of the call, Jian Jing: "Excuse me. I'm sorry. It's mine. Please let me take a head. Please give me some face. I'm sorry."
Yu Ke: "If you want a head, get it yourself."
On the barrage is a group of question mark monsters, all asking when PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds will be out of the human-machine game.
Jian Jing felt so boring after playing, and muttered that he didn't want to play, it was too embarrassing, and he was a boring chicken. Why is this game not interesting at all?And coco you are really naive.Am I shameless?
Of course it is to save face!Jian Jing said: "Stop fighting! Angry, offline!"
Yu Ke: "?"
fan:
【? ? ? 】
【You started again】
[The son is disobedient and needs father's sledgehammer education! 】
[No offline!I can't!scream]
Jian Jing was forced by fans not to allow the broadcast, so she simply gave up the treatment and struggle, and lay down all the way into the circle, squatting on the sidelines boringly watching Ke Ke take the head.
Lying down to eat chicken, the posture is awesome.
At the end of the round, Jian Jing concluded: [I'm lying on the chicken thief six. 】
Yu Ke asked: "Are you really not going to fight?"
"...This chicken is boring." Jian Jing thought for a while, and suddenly suggested, "It's better to play LOL. Come on Keke, I LOL can definitely lead you to lie down and win. It's not me, I have galloped in Ionia for many years, summon The master of the canyon!"
Yu Ke is as good as a follower: "Then please take me with you."
Jian Jing changed the title of the live broadcast room to [The King's Game Takes a Man to Travel to Ionia], but took out his game account to take a look, and found that it was a diamond-five goalkeeper.
The barrage mocked Jian Jing for daring to call himself king.
Jian Jing's strong words are unreasonable: [Can you use the Chinese people's imagination?Mr. Lu Xun said that when he saw short sleeves, he immediately thought of white arms, immediately thought of reproduction [beep], and immediately thought of illegitimate children. 】
[Let’s use the imagination of the Chinese people, think about it, I, equal to diamond five; diamond five, equal to Solomon, Solomon = professional player, professional player = strongest king, does that mean that I, Kar98K, equal to king .Do you think there is something wrong with this reasoning? Let me tell you. 】
[Q Station picked up a ghost, a real logic ghost? 】
[There is nothing wrong with reasoning!Give applause! 】
[Cue my diamond goalkeeper Suo Huang again!It’s too much, the new season will be the best for Suohuang]]
[Give you another chance to speak, what are you asking for?Call Suo Nan! 】
[There is nothing wrong with it!After rigorous Critical Thinking and Moral Reasoning hee hee]
Solomon is a professional League of Legends player. He is famous not only because of his good skills and countless brilliant Carry operations in the game, but also because...he has never played diamonds on his "InTSolomon" account since his debut.Most of the other players are in the king rank, but he has been wandering in the devil diamond rank.He is often teased as a diamond goalkeeper, and many players say, "I can say without shame that I have a [-]-[-] match with a professional player."
Yu Ke took out the game account, it was a platinum account.He was a little embarrassed—this kind of shyness was very sincere compared with Jian Jing's clever words: "I haven't played it much...not very good at it. I played it a long time ago. What's the current version?"
To be honest, Jian Jing doesn't know how the current version is, mainly because the changes are too fast.But can you show a guilty conscience on the surface?Of course it won't work.Naturally, the big anchor of the dignified Q station wants to save face.
Jian Jing said: "It's okay, don't panic. I can carry, really. I will take you to eat chicken... Bah, I will take you to win. I will take you to ride the Summoner's Canyon."
Netizen Jian Jing was arrogant and did not panic at all. He typed "Let's go down from the fourth floor to the fifth floor". He even flashed Delevingne in the BP interface too complacently, and changed it to Xia before his teammates hit the reverse question mark.
If Yu Ke could choose Luo, wouldn't it be a pleasure for the couple to go down together.
The ideal is beautiful, but in fact, Ni Yu Xia and Huan Ling Luo are relatively well-known couple heroes in LOL, and they are generally not released at the same time—because this pair of heroes is more powerful when they appear together, and they cannot be released at the same time. It is not a simple 1+1=2 effect.And the most important thing is that single dogs who play games always think in their hearts that a pair can be separated!
When the peaks had no edges, I raised torches and gasoline.May lovers all over the world become single dogs in the end.
115.
But the strange thing is that the opponent actually released Luo, and Yu Ke picked Luo.Mystery is also the door to the mysteries.
When the two heroes came out of the spring together, the 200 million fans in the live broadcast room heard the two lines of dialogue between the heroes:
Lo: "When do we start?"
Xia replied lightly: "There is no rush, baby, take your time."
Rounding it up, it was Jian Jing who molested Yu Ke.Jian Jing was satisfied and swollen, thinking that he could carry the whole game with one hit.
In line with the opposite hero under the tower, Luo said: "My dear, kiss me."
My own jungler came to the bottom lane to help, and the bottom lane was 3V2, and Xia took the opponent's head.
Yu Ke's Luo said: "Every time you do this, it will make me feel extremely happy."
Jian Jing: "Huh??"
Yu Ke: "...Yes, that's right, baby."
【Ok? ? ? ? 】
[What's a joke? ? ? 】
[It's so coquettish, the coquettish air overflows the screen, I can't take it anymore]
[Little brother, step back a little bit!I report with my real name!This live broadcast is pornographic! 】
The teammate is of a high level, and he directly pushed over and crushed the opponent to win the victory.The player on the opposite side stood in the spring and typed: "He *damn* don't let me see Xialuo, a pair of dogs again!"
Jian Jing typed:
-Hee hee hee
fan:
[? ? ?Baby, you have changed]
Yu Ke claims that he doesn't know how to play, but in fact his skills are not bad.Jian Jing realizes that LOL can't bring back the confidence she lost in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds - but it can make innocent fans in the live broadcast room suffer a critical blow from dog food!
This is enough.
whee.
Normal fans are angrily accusing Jian Jing, Jiumei, you are such an ugly little boy, is it interesting to abuse a dog?
4K girls are different.They screamed and screamed, and a violent chemical reaction directly occurred in the live broadcast room and exploded into fireworks.
whee.
Anyway, it's cool.
Yu Ke was very busy, played the game for a while, and said he wanted to leave.In Jian Jing's live broadcast room, fans gave ten cocoa.The first gift is cocoa, when will I return to my hometown, the second gift is cocoa, fans want to heartbroken for a year, the third gift is cocoa, Wanli is so sad...
Jian Jing: Hey, I sang it.
Yu Ke was a little funny: "What? Your fans are too talented, right?"
The fans felt very comfortable hearing the praise from Ke Ke, and waved goodbye to Ke Ke with tears in their eyes, [Oh friend, bye, bye, bye, bye! 】
After Yu Ke left - it's strange to say that, so I'll repeat it over and over again.After Yu Ke went offline, Jian Jing didn't want to play brain games anymore, and lazily continued to fight the landlord live broadcast to give beans.While fighting landlords, while chatting.
[How do you feel about PCPI watching the game?I am a non-staff member of SKG, can you allow me to brag about SKG?Then I will restrain my urge and desire to brag about our SKG a little bit, and comment on this PCPI in a pertinent and honest way. SKG is awesome!Does this review have enough weight? 】
116.
[...and cocoa. PCPI is going with cocoa. ...Who said I was coy and secretly meeting Keke without telling you?stand out.My friend, this ID is a friend of 'Day Coco Sauce', sorry your ID is gone.As for the housing management, seal the rhythmic ones. 】
[Really, I sincerely want to ask, what does it mean to be coy and hide it from you.Whether you can talk, I didn’t know that Brother A was Brother Keke in advance.It was only the day before that I found out that Brother A was from Cocoa. 】
[I know that this matter has become the number one hot search, what do I think?I'm so angry, can anger lie to me, really angry.I'm a real villain, so I beat up Ke Ke at that time, and he was so beaten that he couldn't walk.In the end, I carried him back to the hotel. He cried and told me that all fairy tales are deceitful, and he is the deceiving puppy. 】
[I'm not dreaming, what I said is true, every sentence I said above is true, word by word, otherwise you can ask yourself if it is true. ...Hey, I was an afterthought that AWP was cocoa.Seriously, I lied to you that I'm a puppy, okay?Lie to you that I am not only a puppy, but also a short-legged corgi, curse that I will never grow as tall as Coco. 】
[Stop discussing cocoa-related issues, okay?I think I've said enough about the car wheel.Can we discuss new topics, discuss SKG, discuss PCPI, discuss-hey, don’t go, the one who said to discuss me and Ke Ke’s marriage date, don’t go first.Your ID is gone. 】
Jian Jing really wanted to laugh.
[It's really not a private meeting with Coco.really not.You say I'm cowardly, so I might as well tell you openly, I really, I like cocoa, cocoa is my boyfriend.Really, trust me.Believe me, it's true.I really didn't hold back. 】
【? ? ? 】
【No, say it again? 】
【Speak up what you say, I can't hear you! 】
【It's better...don't make such jokes, it's not good】
[Hahahahaha I believe it!I believe you!I really believe it! 】
[I got it real!Hahahaha my CP is real! RIOEST! 】
【Hahahahaha started dreaming about Gay Coco again】
【Continue, continue to dream, I'm listening】
[Why are there so many cocoa gay fans!Ke Ke is also very tired being gay every day]
Jian Jing spread her hands: [I said it was true.Don't take my word for it.Trust me, there are results. 】
【Hahaha I believe it, really, I believe every word】
[Hurry up, 4K girls, hurry up and go crazy, your God has sent sugar! 】
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