The Drunkenness of the White Fox Lying in the Arms of Two Kings

Yuhu got used to the life here a little bit. The only thing he wasn't used to was that he couldn't eat meat here. Every time he saw the little rabbit running outside the Taoist temple, he couldn't help drooling, but who made him a monk? He kept these clear rules and precepts, how could he break the precepts, and now he has no memory, if he is kicked out of the monastery again, he will really have no place to stay.

"Brother Huixian, fill up the water tank in the kitchen in a while." A little Taoist priest with a broom said to Yuhu.

"Understood, senior brother." Yuhu nodded, and rubbed his already sore shoulders with his hands.

Yuhu carried the water to the kitchen and poured the water into the tank. A fat Taoist priest came out and said, "Tomorrow the Taoist temple will be busy. Go to bed early tonight. There is still a lot of work to do tomorrow." I'm following you!"

"Ah? Will there be sacrifices in the Taoist temple tomorrow?" Yuhu asked with a puzzled blink.

"Don't worry about it, you and Hui Qing will wipe off Sanqing's statue in a while, and then go to sleep after eating." The fat Taoist curled his lips and said, not bothering to talk to Yuhu again.

"Oh." Yuhu responded, and took a bite of a steamed bun from the kitchen. He didn't eat at noon, and this steamed bun solved his urgent need. Eating delicacies from mountains and seas can be done as long as you open your mouth, but at this time, he can't think of the luxury before.

Yuhu carried a bucket and came to the main hall with Huiqing. For some reason, every time he looked at the statue of Taishang Laojun, he felt familiar, but the master told him that it might be because he was a Taoist priest, so he looked at it Naturally, the eyes are familiar, if the head master knows that this humble boy has seen the true face of the Taishang Laojun, I don't know what kind of expression he will have.

Although Huiqing was young and was clamoring to bully Yuhu, she actually took good care of him. Huiqing picked up the cloth towel that was soaked in water and said, "Junior brother, go and sit for a while. I know what you are doing today." A lot of work, we go early for dinner, maybe we can eat more, ha ha." After finishing speaking, Hui Qing climbed onto the incense table and began to scrub the Buddha statue.

Yuhu sat on the side, remembering the fat master's words, and said: "Brother, will there be any sacrifices in our temple tomorrow? Why did the brother say that I might be very busy tomorrow."

"Who knows, it may be some high official who will come here to sacrifice, or it may be some god's birthday, I can't remember, although this kind of day is a bit tired, but there is also a lot of food. It seems that tomorrow we can I've had a full meal." Hui Qing grinned widely and swallowed.

"The delicious food is also for the master and senior brothers to eat, so there will be no share for us." Yuhu said while wiping the incense table.

"Then it all depends on it." Huiqing pointed to the mud tires of Sanqing and said: "When those nobles are gone in the evening, we can come here to steal a meal. At that time, we will take a few on a plate. No one will find out." Hui Qing said that he knows the way, and it seems that he often does this thing.

Yuhu suddenly realized, but would stealing tributes be disrespectful to the gods, but these are mud tires, so it shouldn't matter.

The next day, Yuhu got up early in the morning, and went to the kitchen early to help, lighting the fire and carrying water, and helping to choose vegetables. Anyway, as long as it was rough work, he was indispensable. Yuhu was so tired that his back hurt, and the bell rang at noon , and there were many noises, Yuhu didn't know what it meant, and it was only when he was eating that he realized that a big man had come, because there were dozens of soldiers with him, but fortunately they all brought their own dry food, Yuhu and the others just need to cook for those masters, but even so, Yuhu will be exhausted. His hands are a little red and swollen because of too much work, and he looks very pitiful.

Lunch was just some rice and vegetables, but I heard from the senior brothers in front that the people who came this time were not ordinary. They turned out to be the current emperor and queen mother, and there were a few more favored concubines. Taoist priests naturally attach great importance to staying in this Taoist temple for one night.

Hui Qing sighed beside Yuhu, saying that it would be nice if he could see what the emperor looks like, because he heard that the emperor is a very handsome person.

Yuhu chuckled and said, "You're not a woman. No matter how handsome someone is, what does it matter to you?"

"That's right, but only when the emperor comes, can we have good food." Hui Qing whispered into Yuhu's ear and said, "There must be no one in the front hall tonight, let's go get pastries together."

"Oh." Yuhu nodded, and continued to pick up the rice in the bowl.

at night

Today's Taoist temple became serious because of the presence of those soldiers. When Yuhu went back to his room to call Hui Qing, he found that the boy was not there.

"Brother, what's the matter with you?" Yuhu asked puzzledly, helping Huiqing onto the bed.

"Oh, I don't know what's wrong, but I started to have diarrhea." Hui Qing said while rubbing her stomach on the bed.

"Then I'll call you a doctor." Yuhu was about to walk away after finishing speaking, but was stopped by Hui Qing, and said: "It's okay, there is no need to call a doctor, but it's a pity that those cakes, I really want to eat them." After all, Qing was still a child, and today those cakes were tributes from the royal family, so he naturally wanted to eat them very much, and there were very few sweets in this Taoist temple.

Yuhu bit her lip and said, "Then...then I'll get it for you, you wait for me."

"Then do you know the way?" Hui Qing said weakly.

"Well, I've been there once, it should be about the same." Yuhu recalled and poured some water for Huiqing. In fact, he didn't know the way to the main hall at all, but he just didn't want to disappoint Huiqing.

Huiqing briefly said the location of the main hall and fell asleep. Yuhu sighed, and he couldn't ask anyone. It seemed that he could only feel his way. He didn't come to the Taoist temple for a long time. The terrain is not well understood.

After Yuhu went out, he smeared and walked to the largest courtyard, but why the more he walked this way, the more soldiers there were? Yuhu walked around to the front, saw two soldiers guarding there, Yuhu sighed, and planned to give up But when there was a dog hole on the back, Yuhu's eyes lit up, and he got into it all at once, relying on his short stature.

Inside is a big yard, which is different from the place Yuhu saw when he came to clean Sanqing last time. Could it be that he went wrong?However, it is so big that there should be other Taoist immortals enshrined here. Anyway, it is the same to take tributes.

Thinking of this, Yuhu breathed a sigh of relief, pushed the door open and saw that there were indeed a lot of pastries on the table, and they all looked delicious.

Yuhu picked up a piece and put it in his mouth, saying: "Furong Cake, hehe." Yuhu chewed, suddenly stopped, frowned and said: "How do I know the name of this thing, it's strange..." Yuhu He is very familiar with this taste, as if he has always eaten it before, but he is sure that this is the first time he has eaten it.

Yuhu bit the pastry and looked at the decorations in the house. This is a very gorgeous bedroom, and there is no Taoist priest enshrined at all. Yuhu frowned, remembering an important matter, and quickly took out the small cloth bag prepared in advance , Put the above pieces of pastry into the bag, and then put the bag on the waist.

"Hehe, Huiqing must be so happy to see it." Yuhu said to himself, and was about to leave after speaking, but just as he was about to open the door, he heard the voices of two people talking outside, which scared him into disbelief. The door saw that he would definitely be kicked out, what should I do!

Yuhu was so frightened that he looked around in the room. Seeing that the table next to him was covered with a tablecloth, he turned over and hid in. Just as Yuhu entered, the door was opened from the outside. The lamp was lit, and the room suddenly became very bright.

"Your Majesty, let me make tea for you." A beautiful female voice said, and then Yuhu saw a pair of bright yellow boots coming to the table, and Yuhu's heart was about to jump out of fright. Damn, this The place is too bad, why am I so stupid.

"You all go down!" A touchy male voice recalled, with a hint of impatience in the voice.

"Yes." The maids bowed their heads and retreated, Yuhu really wanted to retreat with those women at this moment.

"Your Majesty, please have some tea." The delicate girl thought of it, and said in a flattering voice: "Your Majesty, I miss you so much, and I finally miss my concubine when you are out of the palace. You have not come for a long time, and my concubine is so sad Is it..."

"Sit down." The man's voice was indifferent, and then Yuhu saw the woman's feet stretched in.

"I said, you are not allowed to speak in front of me!" The man said sharply, and slapped the table with his palm, startling Yuhu.

"Chen...Chenqie...wuwu..." The woman started to cry after saying a few words.

Afterwards, the woman's cry filled the room, and after a while the man continued to speak, saying, "Stop crying, come and sit on my lap."

The woman gasped a few times and sat on the man's lap. The man hugged the woman's waist and said to himself, "Fox, don't cry, you are like this...my heart is broken." Gently wiped the woman's tears with a handkerchief, his attitude was completely different from just now, and this time he used "I" instead of "望", but his eyes were a little wrong, as if he was looking at another woman through this woman. people.