Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

As the saying goes, what you are afraid of will happen.

I just found out on Friday that it is not easy to ask Ye Wen for leave, and today is only Sunday, so I fell ill.

In the morning, I had nothing to do, so I went swimming with Er Gao. After swimming for two hours, I was tired and sleepy until noon. After eating, I went back to the dormitory to catch up on sleep. I slept until five o'clock and was woken up. Luo Yue called Asked me to go out to eat, said it was a small class.

After graduation, those who were looking for a job were busy going abroad, and those who were busy going abroad. It was a long time since I had a meal together. I agreed without even thinking about it, and went out wearing a vest and shorts.

Because Luo Yue said that he had to eat something with local characteristics when he graduated soon, so he chose the grilled wings stall outside the west gate.

The day was surprisingly boring, a dozen people in the class gathered around a big table, no matter men or women, each held two bottles of cold beer.

Squad leader Master Luo Yue said, "It's rare for brothers to get together, let's have fun, then I suggest a joke solitaire, only dirty jokes are allowed, and whoever is not strong enough after a round will do the whole thing." Ping'er, come on, start with Guan Erye!"

I stood up with the wine bottle in my arms, stepped on the stool, and made a big knife pose, "Well, cough, there is a pair of twins chatting in their mother's womb, and one day the boss said: Dad is fine The one who often sticks his head out to see us is too unhygienic and just leaves after spitting. The second child said: It’s better to be the uncle next door, he remembers to put the sputum in a bag after spitting up.”

Luo Yue patted her chest and said, "I'm here for the finale! It is said that three vampires went to the bar for fun. The first vampire asked the waiter for a cup of hot blood, the second one asked for a cup of iced blood, and the third vampire asked for a cup of cold blood. He said, bring me a glass of warm water. The first two vampires were very puzzled, so they asked him, "We all drink blood, why do you want water?" The third vampire laughed and took out a piece of water from his arms Used sanitary napkins, 'Today I drink tea bags instead.'”

After Luo Yue finished speaking, she patted the table with her and laughed for a long time before she looked up at us, "Why don't you fucking laugh?!"

I touched her with the bottle, "It's all right, ladies, everyone has heard your joke by now."

Luo Yue picked up the wine bottle, "I can't, I just watched it yesterday!"

"Okay, let's do it, brother will accompany you." I held up the bottle, Luo Yue held up the bottle, and the two of them drank it upside down in one breath.

In the end, after a few rounds, either my jokes were not enough or Luo Yue’s jokes were heard by everyone. Anyway, we both drank. The first two times we blew the whole bottle, but when we couldn’t blow it, we changed the cups. Come.

They came and went, and it didn't arrive within half an hour. Others hardly drank much. The two of us made four bottles and drank them.

In the end, the students who couldn't get a drink expressed strong dissatisfaction, and it was changed to someone's joke that it was not strong enough to stop drinking. Only after Luo Yue and I came down from the front line.

Luo Yue is good at drinking but not good at drinking. After sitting honestly for a while, she got on me, hugging my head and yelling, "Fuck your jokes are so bad, okay! Come and see my mother and the second master." Give you a live show!"

Everyone on the side booed, and after I got Luo Yue off her body and stuffed her mouth with a chicken wing, I took out my mobile phone and called her daughter-in-law.If this girl is really drunk, no one can do anything about her, but her daughter-in-law, who looks gentle and cute and actually has an iron fist policy, has to do it.

The phone call was made, and within 2 minutes, Luo Yue grabbed my arm with a pair of big oily hands after eating the chicken wings, and Lai Xixi leaned on me again, "Hey, what, are you gay really unresponsive to women? ?”

As soon as I heard this was not good, I quickly covered my crotch.Fortunately, it was in time, otherwise she would definitely launch a raid to catch my little brother like last time, and after the raid, she would laugh and say something inappropriate like "my sister is here to teach you the magical technique of shrinking your genitals".

When Luo Yue saw that the sneak attack was not successful, she hugged my head again and shook it. I was ready for a long-term resistance war, but she stopped to look at me after shaking for a while, and then put her forehead directly on my forehead. Not lightly, there was a "bang".

She rubbed her forehead with one hand and put the other hand on mine, "Guan Guan, are you drunk or am I drunk, why do I think your forehead is so hot that you can fry eggs?"

I didn't feel it when she didn't say it, but when she said it, I really felt hot, "Is it on the top?" I also touched my forehead, it was really hot.

Luo Yue pulled Yang Doudou who was eating melon seeds beside her and let her touch it, but Yang Doudou also said it was hot.

Okay, then, under the call of Captain Luo, a dozen people touched my forehead one by one, and finally came to a unified conclusion-Guan Guan, you are mad!

Luo Yue asked me to go back to the dormitory first, and I said I was fine, except that I was a little hot and didn't feel a headache or anything, it might be a normal reaction after drinking.

Everyone saw that I was in good spirits, so I didn't care about each other's ramblings, and I was ordered to go back to the dormitory only after Luo Yue's wife came over ten minutes later.

Luo Yue's daughter-in-law, Su Ling, is also a Beijing girl like Luo Yue. She is 170+ tall, with a protruding figure and a cute and cute face. She doesn't like to smile very much but looks very sweet.

When Su Ling came, she just caught up with Luo Yue talking dirty jokes and laughing, she walked up behind Luo Yue silently, twisted her ears and pulled her up from the seat.

"Say it yourself." Su Ling looked at Luo Yue with a tepid voice.

Luo Yue glared at me, the corners of her mouth twitched, and then began to pretend to be pitiful, "My wife, I was wrong, I shouldn't be swearing, drinking, drinking, and going crazy. I don't dare anymore, please forgive me..."

Luo Yue repented there as if chanting scriptures. Su Ling scanned the crowd, and finally landed on my face. After staring at me for a while, she pressed the back of her hand against me.

"You have a fever, go back and take medicine to rest, you can't go to the hospital."

Su Ling is a veterinarian. Although she doesn't treat people, she is a doctor. When she said that, everyone advised me to go back first, and I went back honestly.

There is no thermometer in the dormitory. I touch my forehead and it doesn’t feel very hot. It’s about 37 octaves?I haven't been sick for many years, let alone a fever, and I seldom catch a cold. I thought it was nothing serious, so I washed up and went to bed.

I had to go to work the next day, so I set the alarm for seven o'clock, and the lines of Three Kingdoms Killing Characters were still rotating.

The one thing that woke me up was, "Looks like I'm destined to die from this." That's fucking unlucky.

The lines are a long series of carousels, and I am a light sleeper, so I usually hear the first few lines, but I have never heard the line that woke me up today, it should be at the back Location, that is, the bell rang for a long time before I woke up.

Sitting up, I feel dizzy.

I rubbed my temples and waited for a while before I climbed out of bed. I almost missed the last frame. I washed and dressed and went out in a daze. Finally, I arrived at the company before nine o'clock.

After meeting Li Qiang, I went to sit at the desk with a missing leg.

Turning on the computer, I looked at the colorful newspapers pasted on the glass, and thought that it was a cloudy day, otherwise it would be too bright to draw pictures here through two layers of newspapers.

I felt dry mouth and tongue all morning, and I poured water and ran to the toilet. I was dizzy all the time. Although it was uncomfortable, this feeling, which was a bit similar to being drunk, helped me draw pictures like a god. In this way, the autumn clothing series has completed a theme so easily.

At noon, I went to the small dining hall to eat with Li Qiang. His plate was full of fish and meat, but my plate only had vegetables and tofu, not even rice.

I had no taste in my mouth, and it was even more difficult to swallow when I chewed on the leaves of green vegetables. I stared at Li Qiang's dinner plate, "I said, Mr. Qiang, our company is too classist, right? Communism gap."

Li Qiang put a piece of chicken into his mouth, chewed it slowly and swallowed it, and then smiled at me, "What? Haven't you coaxed Ye Wen well yet?"

"Huh?" I took a mouthful of rice, "Does it have anything to do with him?"

"Of course it's related. Do you think the cook has a grudge against you? Everyone is good at cooking, and you are the only one who eats fast and recites Buddha."

"Damn it, don't you? You mean he put the cook on me?"

Li Qiang lowered his head and continued to eat, "I didn't say anything."

"Hold!"

"Oh, that's right, if a crab lifted the lid of the pot and told you that I was hot, how would you respond?"

I rubbed my temples and looked at Li Qiang, "How should I answer? Don't be shy?"

Li Qiang said: "No! You should answer—it's strange when I came out of the pot! Hahaha, hahahaha!"

"..."

Li Qiang held back for a long time before explaining to me: "Isn't it funny? I think you look like a boiled crab today hahaha, what's going on, can't you be tanned?"

I honestly told Li Qiang that I seemed to have a fever, and Li Qiang finally stopped giggling and took me to his office to find me two antipyretics, handed me a thermometer, and asked Ye Wen for leave after saying no.

I grinned at him, thinking that I would like to invite him, but I went to his office in the morning to find him, and he heard that it was me, so he didn't even open the door.

I took the medicine and continued to draw, but I felt hotter and hotter just sitting still, even with the collar of my clothes open a few buttons and holding a magazine to fan the wind, it was still hot.

I drank a few more glasses of water, and when it was almost four o'clock, I couldn't hold on anymore, and I was so sleepy that my upper and lower eyelids were stuck together and I couldn't lift them.

Well, if I don't ask for leave, I will sleep with you for a salary. Anyway, no one will see this guy doing something in secret.

As a result, he didn't know the time in a daze, and when he woke up again, he saw Ye Wen as soon as he opened his eyes.

"Who allowed you to sleep during working hours?" He looked down at me with a cold face. It was still that black shirt, or that amber-studded ring, no matter how pleasing to the eye.

My whole body was hot, and my mind was no exception. Without thinking about it, I grabbed his hand and said very seriously: "Come, sleep with me for a while."