Living under the hands of the vicious national teacher

"It's noon! Cut—"

Mu Qiusheng was sleeping when he suddenly felt a chill in his neck and woke up.I don't know if I woke up, but when I woke up, I was startled, and when I looked up, a huge machete was approaching.

"Wait...wait a minute!" Mu Qiusheng closed his eyes, his eyelashes trembling slightly.

When Mu Qiusheng opened his eyes again, he thought he was decapitated, so he quickly twisted his neck.Breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, it is still there.

"Hiss~" Mu Qiusheng touched his butt subconsciously, why does it hurt so much, could it be because of a spanking.

"What are you doing! Do you know how much courage I mustered up to cut it down, you'd better give me a reasonable explanation, or I'll cut you off right now—" the executioner carried a big knife, spit stars flying all over the sky .Mu Qiusheng was almost sprayed to death by him.

"Brother, this is your first time." Mu Qiusheng asked.

"Yes, what's the matter?" the executioner said.

Mu Qiusheng rubbed his hands nervously, "Coincidentally, it's my first time too. If there are no accidents, it may also be my last time."

"Why so much nonsense? If you have something to say, quickly—" the executioner became a little impatient.

Mu Qiusheng looked at his shining big knife and swallowed, "Hey, brother, can you tell me what happened to me?"

"Speaking of what you committed, it can be said to be a heinous crime, and people and gods are all angry. Now that I think about it, I'm still angry!" the executioner said.

"What the hell is it?" Hearing what he said, Mu Qiusheng became even more curious.

"How dare you peek at our wise and mighty Majesty taking a bath..." the executioner said.

"Ah??? What kind of crime is this?" Mu Qiusheng said.

"This is a serious crime!" said the executioner.

"That? That, is your Majesty?" Mu Qiusheng said to the national teacher.

"It doesn't seem like it. That's the national teacher, the one next to the national teacher." The executioner pointed at the shining yellow fat.

"That?" Mu Qiusheng's eyes almost popped out of their sockets, "Are you sure you're talking about that lump of fat that's short and fat, full of yellow teeth, and old??"

"Yeah." The executioner said proudly.

"Our Majesty is wise and mighty, it's not as unbearable as you said." The executioner said.

Mu Qiusheng: "???" Is the original owner blind?

Am I blind, or is this world a fantasy?

On the guillotine, an executioner chatted with a prisoner?

"Executioner, why don't you do it yet." The emperor was a little sullen.

"Yes, Your Majesty! I will do it now." The executioner said, ready to swing the sword.

"Your Majesty, there are old and young in the villain, so please pity me, and please forgive me this time, if you don't remember the fault of the villain." Mu Qiusheng immediately entered the scene and begged for mercy.

"Don't worry, your family is already one step ahead." The national teacher said leisurely from the side.

"!!!"

"Your Majesty~" Seeing this, Mu Qiusheng cried even more "miserably".

"I'm obsessed with ghosts, and I shouldn't peek at you taking a bath. But I was fascinated by your majesty's heroic figure. From the first time I saw you, I was fascinated by your handsome and unrestrained demeanor. dump."

"I was wrong, I shouldn't admire you so much. I shouldn't let your figure reflect in my heart day and night, but I can't control myself, I can't control your charm, and I can't control my love for you The heart that fell over..."

"Your Majesty~ My heart for you can be learned from the world, and the sun and the moon can show it. There is nothing wrong with falling in love with someone~ It's just a different fork in the road~"

Mu Qiusheng was crying and howling on the guillotine, talking and singing.It's easy for him to survive, this line almost vomited himself, and it was still facing such an ugly old emperor, it was really embarrassing for him.

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