Campus livestock farm.

Xiao Lang and his classmates took a pig science practice course, the content of which was nothing more than pig-related production management, quality assessment methods, artificial insemination and other technologies.

A group of people wore disposable work clothes, stepped into the pigpen in groups, and double-teamed the Lanyu mini pigs. The girls covered their noses and screamed——

"My God - the pigsty stinks!"

"Oh my god, it's so big, it's not miniature at all!"

People and animals panicked, and another girl gesticulated and screamed, "This pig stepped on a stool!"

Xiao Lang rolled his eyes repeatedly, unable to bear the girl's fuss, he simply grabbed Li Tianzhe to measure the pig's size and security.

During the process of driving the pigs, Xiao Lang took the safety rope and put it on the nose mirror for the pigs to bite. The deafening noises of the pigs and the horrific screams followed one after another. People who didn't know thought this was a slaughterhouse—— Murder account.

Li Tianzhe looked disgusted, holding a measuring tape in his hand, leaning over to measure the pig's size, yelling the numbers, and the girl on the side was responsible for recording. After the procedure was over, he kicked the pig's butt.

Seeing this, Xiao Lang scolded, "Don't bully animals, can you?"

"Hey, it's a lot of meat, so it's okay."

"It owes you to kick it because it has a lot of meat?"

Li Tianzhe was a little embarrassed, "Why do you care about this one or two times. It will end up dead in the future, and I won't lose a piece of meat if I kick it."

"Oh, in other words, humans will die too, can I also kick you a few times?"

Li Tianzhe's face turned green and then white, and he was blocked speechless.

A female classmate smoothed things over: "Don't quarrel, both of you, hurry up and finish the measurement, we have to go for an ultrasound."

Xiao Lang and Li Tianzhe looked at her in unison, and she was the one who screamed the loudest just now.

"Hurry up and get the other pig over here." Another girl ordered.

Xiao Lang and Li Tianzhe looked at each other. Apart from the pig, there were six eyes staring at them.

Xiao Lang said, "I'll drive another pig over here."

Li Tianzhe also found a way for himself: "I'll help Baoding."

The team members cooperated with each other to review the appearance and size of Lanyu mini pigs.After a long while, the ultrasonic wave was used to measure the body composition of the black pig of the Animal Testing Institute.After the completion, the members hung on the side of the fence one by one, and witnessed the little piglets in the piggery sucking breast milk, several of them squeezed together in a row, looking very cute.

Until the end of the outdoor experience course, everyone discarded their work clothes and left the ranch in twos and threes.

On the way, Li Tianzhe said: "There will be another experimental class next week, I want to skip it."

Xiao Lang squinted at him, "Are you not going to hand in the report?"

"Tsk, as long as I can hang out until graduation, unlike you who are at the top, I don't care about these things."

Xiao Lang said, "I don't want to waste tuition fees, so of course I try my best to study."

Li Tianzhe shrugged needlessly, and sometimes hummed softly.

Xiao Lang looked back from time to time to see a large bunch of meat-like domestic animal ghosts behind him; ducks were croaking, dogs were barking, and chickens were flapping their wings and fleeing; In reality, it doesn't take long to return to calm.

Li Tianzhe wondered, "What are you looking back at all the time?"

"No..." He tried not to say that there was a beagle dog haunting him, with white and black hair mixed with tan, without any wounds, and he was probably a stray dog ​​when he was alive.

"Hey, absent-minded, is it possible that one of the girls in the back is your girlfriend?"

Xiao Lang stared at his wretched expression, "Stop talking nonsense!"

"Am I talking nonsense, you know it well." According to Li Tianzhe's understanding of Xiao Lang, it is because he is too poor that he dare not have a girlfriend, but it is another matter if a girl reposts. It is really a blind cat meeting a dead mouse , he envied Xiao Lang's good luck.

Back at the department, the classroom was noisy, and the students packed up their belongings and left one after another.

Xiao Lang waved his hands fiercely like chasing flies, and silently drove away the ghost dog at his feet.

Seeing his strange behavior, Li Tianzhe couldn't help being stunned, "What are you doing?"

"Ugh!" Xiao Lang opened his mouth, feeling like an idiot.

Li Tianzhe looked suspicious, his eyes flicked to see nothing under his feet, recalling the animal experiment class two days ago, Xiao Lang suddenly yelled, as if he had seen a ghost.

"It's suspicious... Are you as psychic as your grandfather?"

Xiao Lang's expression froze, without further ado, he picked up his backpack, turned and walked out of the classroom.

Li Tianzhe clicked his tongue twice, quite complacently guessing one more thing right.

Outside the school, when Xiao Lang was leading the car, he put his backpack on the floor mat and refused to let the dog jump into the car.It "wooo" twice.

Xiao Lang snorted, and rode away on his bike, leaving the dog far behind him. I don't know if Ajie often sees ghosts in the medical school area...

There is an eyeball in Shen Shijie's palm, which connects the surrounding muscles and nerve distribution. Chen Min moved closer to pull the levator muscle, and the eyeball blinked away, as if watching the people present alive.

On the cold stainless steel dissecting table lay fragmented bodies, unable to piece together a complete human figure.Its soul is translucent, and it accompanies every researcher throughout the process, participating in their exploration of the privacy of the human body.

The room is filled with the sweet smell of formalin. His peers find it pungent, and a few girls find it disgusting. Shen Shijie accepts other people's thoughts as if he is connected to the Internet. Everyone reveals their emotions, whether they want to hide or not. Yes, there is nothing to hide from him.

Shen Shijie lowered his eyes and became more and more familiar with the body structure of the general teacher, whether it is the splenic artery or the celiac artery, the cut viscera, the sawn bones, the peeled cortex, the remains under his eyes have been washed away by the color fixer. , its life becomes a record, and the soul after death has nowhere to go.

He couldn't help wondering, why do people become ghosts?

Does the world of ghosts have colors?Materialistic pursuit?Class distinction?Who is in control of life?

When a person is born, he takes a breath; when he is about to die, he takes a breath.Stepping into the mileage of the soul, where will they go?Why stay?

At the end of the course, he covered the general teacher with a denim cloth, and with a respectful attitude, thanked him for the contribution he signed during his lifetime.

Leaving the anatomy room, passing through a long corridor, besides the students in the department, there are also blurred or clear figures passing by.A hospital is a place to receive and save lives, and it is also a funeral home for death.

During the holiday, Xiao Lang slept in bed till midnight, hugging the pillow, blinking lightly, and heard Ajie sitting beside the bed urging: "It's time to get up."

"Um... I don't want to move."

"I want to take you to get your hair cut. You've slept till now, aren't you hungry?"

"Hungry." He rolled over and lay flat.

Shen Shijie asked him to get up, and couldn't help chuckling: "I see that you are usually energetic, but you are lazy when it comes to holidays."

"Well, I want to catch up on sleep, and I don't have a body made of iron." He pulled the hair on his forehead, the length almost covered his eyes, and it should indeed be trimmed. "Did you know there's a cheap barbershop there?"

"Yes, I will take you there."

"Oh." Recovering, Xiao Lang jumped out of bed, stretched his waist, and walked to the bathroom.

Shen Shijie folded the thin quilt, put the pillow back in place, and was good at tidying up the small details of life that Xiao Lang didn't pay attention to.

He yelled in the bathroom, "Jacky, get me a suit—"

After a while, Shen Shijie leaned against the door and handed out his clothes.

"Thank you." Xiao Lang lowered his head and put on his clothes.

Shen Shijie had a plan in mind: Xiao Lang had few clothes to replace, so he had to find a chance to throw away all the old clothes.

Xiao Lang raised his eyes and met his cold expression, "What are you looking at?"

"Let's go." He left the bedroom and walked downstairs first. He was already mentally prepared, and his ears were not quiet today.

"Wow! Haircut and shampoo, you charge [-] yuan, robbery!" Xiao Lang glared, left the hairdressing salon, and shouted as he walked, "Where is that store cheap? I shouldn't have believed you, I should have known it was so expensive." , I will go to the family barbershop near the campus, charge [-] yuan for a haircut, and wash my hair after returning home..."

If he can keep his mouth shut, smile on his face, and let his hairstyle set off the three-dimensionality of his facial features, he can be called a teacher killer, instead of even the wild ghosts on the roadside being scared away by his roar.

Shen Shijie opened the car door and said coldly: "Get in the car."

Xiao Langchu pointed at the car door, and there was a black and white signboard [-] meters to the left, which he would never forget: "I warn you, don't take me to that black shop again!"

Shen Shijie ignored him and sat in the driver's seat.

Xiao Lang also got into the car, "Bang!" he closed the car door, turned his face away and glared at him, "Did you hear that?"

"Well, it's noisy."

"Do you have the nerve to think I'm noisy?!" He yelled strangely.

"The effect is good, clearing away the lonely ghosts in this alley." Shen Shijie tilted his head to admire his next reaction——

"Ah..." Xiao Lang looked out the car window quickly, then glanced at the back of the car, "Was there a ghost just now?"

"Yes. Didn't you see the little devils at the entrance of the alley running away one by one?" Shen Shijie started the engine and adjusted the air conditioner in the car.

Xiao Lang felt cold all over, "I thought it was a group of children playing peek-a-boo at the entrance of the alley..."

"It's five real children, mixed with two spooky little ghosts."

Huh!Xiao Lang gasped, "How do you see that they are eerie?"

"Because they bared their teeth and showed their canine teeth."

Xiao Lang froze for a moment, raised his eyebrows for a moment, crossed his arms, "Are you bluffing me?" He wouldn't believe it even if he was killed, and Ajie could see the little devil's tiger teeth if he was more than a hundred meters away from the entrance of the alley?fart!

"Oh, good, you didn't fall for it."

Xiao Lang punched him on the shoulder, "Don't make fun of me!"

"Are you angry?" Shen Shijie drove the car out of the alley, paying attention to traffic safety along the way.

Xiao Lang suddenly realized that Ajie was teasing him with ulterior motives.

"Why don't you talk?"

"... the anger is gone." He bowed his head, a little embarrassed, Ajie didn't think it was expensive to pay the bill, but he screamed like he was robbed.

Shen Shijie asked: "Do you want to go out to the countryside?"

"No." He just got a new hairstyle, and he doesn't want to go around meeting people or seeing ghosts.

Shen Shijie didn't point out his awkwardness, but only asked: "Staying in the villa, aren't you bored?"

"I have homework reports to write, so I won't be bored. I also want to stay at home tomorrow, so don't wake me up."

"Oh, you plan to spend the day in bed?"

"That's right, don't worry about it."

Shen Shijie obeyed him, "It's rare that you are dissatisfied with your desires, I understand."

"Ah," Xiao Lang stared blankly, "Don't distort my meaning!"

Shen Shijie raised the corners of his mouth, parked the car on the side of the road, got out of the car, and walked to the supermarket.

Xiao Lang was stunned.

When Shen Shijie returned to the car, he handed over a bag of snacks: "There is fresh milk at home, so I didn't buy a drink."

"Oh." With a bag of snacks in his arms, Xiao Lang lowered his head and fell silent.

Shen Shijie stared at his profile, his skin was like cream, making one feel the urge to take a bite.She reached out to brush his small earlobe, and then drove on the road, gradually getting stuck in the traffic.

Xiao Lang's heart was pounding, thinking that no matter what Ajie did, he would have a calm attitude, a calm and introverted personality, and no temper.He couldn't help blurting out, "Why do you like me?"

Shen Shijie was quite surprised that he asked this question, "Because you are very eye-catching."

Xiao Lang said in a daze, "You're not wrong, are you?"

"No."

"Nonsense..." He curled his lips, and Ajie made fun of him again.

"No bullshit. Among the people I knew in the past, no one was as noisy as you. When you were unhappy, you would swear and show all your emotions on your face. I don't know where you have the courage to offend people so easily. I will naturally accept you. attracted."

After listening, Xiao Lang glared at him displeasedly, "Are you entertaining yourself, or are you hurting me?"

Shen Shijie said lightly: "No one is perfect, I lack vigor, and I need you to make up for it."

"..." Xiao Lang was silent.

Sometimes, he didn't understand Ajie at all.The family backgrounds of the two are very different, and they seem out of place when they get together.It's not that he is unconscious, because his personality flaws often make people alienate, and he can't talk to his classmates in the department, and he is not particularly popular.

Ajie was just the opposite. He attracted attention during his freshman and sophomore years, and became the object of invitation from major clubs. When the department organized exhibitions, Ajie was the best person to receive guests; when the school held tennis games, Ajie Is the focus of attention.And he just pretended to be a fan and contributed cheers from the sidelines.

In the past, he only participated in stargazing clubs, and escaped because he had to buy expensive equipment.In fact, he doesn't have much free time. He needs to catch up with tutoring and rarely participates in entertainment activities.

The current life has not changed much. After the two live together for a long time and lose the freshness, Ajie may get tired of it.

Shen Shijie had a calm demeanor, and didn't point out that his thinking was wrong-if he was greedy for novelty, why would he approach Xiao Lang, he would look for it during lunch break, and most of them would get tired of being together after class.Xiao Lang will discover his unknown side sooner or later.

The two returned to the villa, Xiao Lang borrowed his laptop to do his homework, and Shen Shijie focused on TV financial news to understand global economic trends.

The little black cat was rubbing against his feet, he was quite spiritual to get close to people, and it was not as good as Xiao Lang believed that it would bring bad luck.

After dinner, Xiao Lang fell asleep on the sofa, with several books piled on the table, all brought from the study upstairs.

Shen Shijie got up and went upstairs, wrapped a thin quilt in his arms, and went back to the living room to cover him.

Life has become warmer because of Xiao Lang's presence.Shen Shijie started to clear the snack crumbs and empty bags on the table, not minding his messing up and breaking up the original pace of life.

Tomorrow, he plans to take Xiao Lang to the community playground to play tennis, Xiao Lang will like it, right?

When Xiao Langfu arrived in the classroom, he found that the beagle was occupying under the table, wagging its tail!

He curled his lips. He had never seen such a shameless dog, so he could only swallow his anger and get along with it. Near noon, he sent a text message to Ajie, and made an appointment to meet outside the school.

Beside the fence, the entire train of locomotives blocked the sidewalk as far as the eye could see, leaving only a narrow space for pedestrians to pass.Xiao Lang stayed in the corner, and when he saw Ajie, he waved and shouted, "Hey, I took a parking space for you."

Shen Shijie stopped the motorcycle and asked, "How many motorcycles did you move?"

"Twenty or so." Quite tired, the whole row of locomotives was crowded.He gestured at his feet, "Hurry up and chant the mantra, get rid of this dog."

Shen Shijie was taken aback, "Where did this dog come from?"

"You ask me, I want to ask the ghost. Ever since I practiced on the livestock farm, it has followed me with a face."

He suddenly said, "Are you specially asking me to exorcise ghosts?"

"Nonsense!" Xiao Lang yelled, "I'm getting annoyed by it. Somehow, it's just like a little black cat, the difference is that one stays at home, and this one lives under my table."

"You make a fuss out of a molehill." Shen Shijie almost rolled his eyes.

Xiao Lang put his hands on his hips, raised his eyebrows and asked, "You don't want to?"

Shen Shijie went to the opposite street, where students gathered in various businesses and food stalls, he grabbed Xiao Lang and crossed the road without saying a word.

"Hey... what are you doing?" He was caught off guard and dragged away by Ajie, so awkward.

"Don't waste time, let's go eat noodles." His restraint was always broken by Xiao Lang, and he was quite relaxed.

Xiao Lang couldn't break free from his restraint, seeing a queue of people lined up at the noodle stall in front of him, he couldn't help blurting out: "Okay, let go quickly, this is so ugly..."

"Are you sure you're not arguing?"

He squinted at Ajie, "Don't push yourself too far."

Shen Shijie pursed his lips and nudged him to stand at the back of the line.

Xiao Lang bowed his head and patrolled the dog to follow along in line, even dodging the feet of passers-by.

Shen Shijie was busy responding to the frequent greetings of several students passing by, while the girl standing in front whispered to each other, turning her head and sneaking glances at him from time to time.

Xiao Lang tugged at Ajie's shirt sleeve unhappily. Shen Shijie lowered his head as if looking at his watch, and heard him ask, "What about the dog?"

Shen Shijie said without hesitation: "Since it has followed you, take it home."

Xiao Lang's face darkened, "You..."

Shen Shijie's expression narrowed, and he threw back another sentence: "As the saying goes: dogs come to get rich. Isn't it?"

"Damn—" he exasperatedly yelled, "There is a lot difference between living and dead!"

In an instant, dozens of pairs of eyes around him looked at him in unison. Xiao Lang was so embarrassed that he regretted spending two yuan to send a text message to Ajie, which was a waste of money!

Shen Shijie secretly suppressed a smile - look, he is really eye-catching.

Dead Ajie... It's so easy to say... No matter where Xiao Lang goes, the dog will follow him.After the last class, he walked out of the classroom and was stopped by Li Tianzhe on the stairs.

"I'll buy you a drink."

Unable to get rid of the dog at his feet, Xiao Lang asked angrily, "What's your intention?"

"Oh, I don't have any intentions. It's just that I often borrow notes from you, so I have to give something back."

"Oh, I happen to be going to the supermarket to buy some food."

The two walked out of the department building and distanced themselves from other people along the road. Then Li Tianzhe said with confidence: "I have one thing I want to trade with you."

"trade what?"

He whispered in his ear, "Help me write the report, and I will be paid 500 yuan."

Xiao Lang was stunned, "Your skull is broken? Do you want to pay me to write it for you?"

"Hey, you also know that I have been playing for two years, and my grades have long been a mess."

Xiao Lang refused: "I don't want to help you write the report, you can find someone else to do it for you."

Li Tianzhe set up friendship: "I am best friends with you in the department. I don't worry about looking for other people besides you. In case of being betrayed..."

"Then stop thinking about it. If I help you, if the professor finds out about it, not only will you be screwed, but I will suffer as well." He is not a fool, making fun of his grades. "I advise you to work harder. Your parents have paid you to send you to school. At least you should not let your grades drop too badly."

The two walked all the way to the supermarket, and Li Tianzhe hummed, "I'm not interested in studying this subject at all."

Xiao Lang put it bluntly: "I'm not interested, are you feeling sad?"

"You don't know how I feel. I want to study art or fashion design, but my parents don't think it's worth learning these things."

"Why not? Didn't you tell your parents that most famous designers are mostly boys?"

"It doesn't make sense!" He resented.

Xiao Lang glanced at him, "Who are you studying for?"

Li Tianzhe spat: "My parents."

Xiao Lang's brows were knotted, unable to understand: "Strange, since you're not interested in studying this subject, why didn't you change the department earlier? Your parents are the same way."

"It's not that simple. If I could change the department, I would have done it a long time ago. Why bother to mess it up."

"Why can't you turn around?"

"My parents threatened me that if I changed majors, they would no longer provide me with money to study and live.

"You don't know, when I was young, my sister and I played with dolls, made clothes, and made small furniture together. My parents beat me badly, scolding me for taking the lead in cutting beautiful dresses and tearing apart pillows. I was taught a lesson. I learned how to be good, and I used unwanted clothes as materials, but I didn’t expect to be beaten and scolded.”

"Oh. Did your sister get beaten by your parents?"

"No. When I was in junior high school, my younger sister joined the track and field team. She didn't like housekeeping or art. I helped her with homework and drawing pictures. As a result, my parents found out and started to settle accounts. The same boys who play with dolls and call me inferior to my neighbors can read.

"They also forced me to go to tutoring. The school has exams, and there are a lot of papers to fill out in the cram school. If I fail in the exam, I will be beaten. I am like a machine every day. Except for reading, I occasionally watch TV. At that time, there was no computer at home. It was miserable."

Xiao Lang was speechless.

During high school, Li Tianzhe became more and more gloomy. He gave people the feeling that he would only study hard and become a complete coward; he often suffered malicious teasing and threats of money from bad classmates at school; if he did not obey, he would be punished by others; It's just to survive for a few days without being troubled by others.

Finally, when he graduated, during the college entrance examination, in addition to filling in the first choice required by his parents, Li Tianzhe also secretly filled in an art academy, and passed the entrance examination smoothly.However, under the intimidation of his parents, he bit the bullet and came to the north to study in an uninteresting department. His parents expected him to become a veterinarian or embark on a research path in the future.

"Xiao Lang, sometimes I wish my parents would die or beat me to death!" He sneered from the bottom of his heart, bearing the self-righteous expectations of his parents for a long time, he has long since become not the original self.

Xiao Lang was shocked, "What nonsense are you talking about! Why are you so extreme?"

"Hehe...I didn't lie to you." He scratched his hair and flicked his nails as he walked, "I just use my parents as a cash machine now. They used to say that it is right for me to study, and they want me to maintain the old Three, now I am very free in Taipei, as long as I can get a diploma, no matter what I want to do, they have no control."

"It's too much for you to say such things..." Xiao Lang turned his face away, and a shock broke the fragile link in his heart. He didn't even have parents.

When he was young, he envied other people who had mothers who came to the school to attend the mother-sister meeting, but he only had a grandmother, but the grandmother could not understand the education policy the teacher said, and he had nothing to talk to the mothers of classmates.

He remembered that in the mother-sister meeting in the fifth grade of elementary school, he didn't want a grandma who could not read or sign to come to school, and felt ashamed, but the grandma still came.At that mother-sister meeting, he refused to raise his head or speak.After returning home, he lost his temper with his grandma, yelling why there is no mother?No dad either?

Grandma turned around and went into the kitchen, wiping the corners of her eyes while burning firewood. He chased into the kitchen, blinking at the deep wrinkles at the end of Grandma's eyes.

Grandma's eyes are a bit cloudy, her skin is dry, and her lips are not painted with lipstick.Grandma's specially tied bun was messed up, and strands of gray and rough hair hung down her cheeks.Grandma never used hair cream, and there was only a bottle of loofah water in a plastic container on the low cabinet next to the bed in that room.

Grandma's youth has no regrets and no regrets in the Sanheyuan; every year, I use a pencil to draw one after another on the red brick wall to measure his height; I bought him one pair after another pair of shoes; The low stools in the hall mend the clothes of the grandfather, bringing warmth to the family.

Grandpa and grandma raised him frugally and never mentioned that they wanted him to be successful in the future, and they didn't even know what major he was studying.

In order to give back to his elders, he chose to go north to study, not only forcing himself to be independent, but also for his aspirations.

Li Tianzhe disagreed, "If we exchange environments, you will definitely be the same as me." He entered the supermarket, walked to the beverage area, took several bottles of drinks and went to the counter to check out.

Xiao Lang took the rice ball and went to the checkout area.Suddenly, the phone in his pocket vibrated, and he took it out to check it. As expected, it was another text message from Ajie: Don't be too frugal, you should eat more nutritiously.

... Ajie is really wordy.

Li Tianzhe glanced at it, resisted not to inquire, and just asked: "Your tutoring time hasn't come yet, do you want to come to my place?"

"Let's say it first, I won't trade with you. You don't have to waste your words to bribe me."

"Hey, forget it. I've got something nice to show you."

The two of them walked out of the supermarket one after another, and Xiao Lang asked, "Are you borrowing porn from your senior again?" When he was a freshman, he slept with Li Tianzhe, so he knew he had this hobby.After the sophomore year, Li Tianzhe and the two seniors didn't get a dormitory, so they shared a three-bedroom apartment outside the campus.

"Oh, let me tell you..." Li Tianzhe leaned close to his ear and whispered a few words.

Xiao Lang was dumbfounded and yelled, "Wow! Is it true or not?"

Li Tianzhe blinked and smiled.

There was a couple in the school having sex in the dormitory. The video was recorded and shared privately... Tsk, who did it?Xiao Lang glanced at the images of those few minutes in a hurry, then climbed to the upper layer of the single bed to rest in a dispirited manner, deliberately avoiding the snarky beagle.

Li Tianzhe and two other seniors replayed the CD, and the three of them huddled in front of the computer screen intently.

"Tsk tsk... Have you figured out which department this pair of men and women belong to?" Bai Zhixuan asked.

Li Tianzhe said, "Oh, both of them have their backs to the camera, and they can vaguely see a part of the side. It's a pity that the picture quality is not clear enough, so it's not easy to identify."

Bai Zhixuan also felt a pity: "This video was not crawled from the Internet, otherwise it could be searched by human flesh."

Zhang Jiaquan scolded: "Search for a fart! People are having fun, so what if you find it? Can someone else use it for you?"

"Hey, I'm curious." He inquired, "Did the friend who gave you this CD tell me who this couple is?"

"I didn't ask. Anyway, the movie doesn't cost money. After watching the content twice, I don't feel the same. It's not as exciting as Japanese A movies."

"Hey, can you give me the film?" Li Tianzhe asked.

"Okay, exchange it with two bottles of drinks."

"Deal." Li Tianzhe smiled obscenely. He has a hobby of collecting pornographic movies in private.

Zhang Jiaquan urged: "Quickly quit the film and watch another pornographic film, it must be uncensored."

"Hey, I have a lot here."

Xiao Lang couldn't help frowning, as if when they returned to the freshman dormitory, the three of them huddled together, talking obscenities at every turn, talking about either girlfriends or porn stars.

Suddenly, a cat jumped down from the closet, and the harrier lying beside the bed barked and rushed over to wrestle with the cat.

"Meow——" the cat meowed fiercely, baring its teeth and claws.

Xiao Lang was dumbfounded, what is that beagle going crazy? !

"Juzi, don't make noise!" Li Tianzhe turned around and shook his head.

Bai Zhixuan asked, "Why is it rolling on the ground, is it in heat?"

"Damn! This cat is so noisy!" Zhang Jiaquan shook off the mouse and stared back.

Li Tianzhe leaned over and grabbed the cat's tail, grabbed the cat and hugged and hugged him: "Oranges are really bad, don't quarrel."

Zhang Jiaquan snatched the cat and scolded at the same time: "You motherfucker, what's the use of talking to animals, you have to learn a lesson!"

Li Tianzhe shrank his neck and laughed dryly: "Oranges are pets, how can I understand the meaning of a lesson."

"You'll understand once you hit it."

"! 』

"Crack!" Zhang Jiaquan slapped the cat's head, demonstrating bluntly, "You should have ligated it long ago, so that it won't come into heat every two days, and make a noise in the middle of the night!"

"Meow~meow~" Its limbs kept struggling.

"Hey, this cat dared to bite me..." There were red claw marks on his arms, Zhang Jiaquan became more angry, and counterattacked with several slaps in a row. The more he slapped, the more enjoyable he was. Push the cat's butt with the other hand and make the cat rotate 180 degrees like a spinning top.

"Meow~~woo!" it screamed shrilly.

"Haha—it seems to be dizzy, and it has stopped barking." Bai Zhixuan immediately picked up the phone, pressed the recording function, and yelled at the same time, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... Hurry up, see how long it lasts, maybe It can break the previous record."

Li Tianzhe also booed, "Juzi, come on—don't embarrass Dad!"

Xiao Lang was dumbfounded, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, stop—"

"You're a fart!" Zhang Jiaquan was addicted to playing and threw the cat out.

Bai Zhixuan looked forward to it, "This cat will laugh to death when it walks later!"

Xiao Lang climbed out of the bed and rushed over to pick up the cat. Seeing that its eyeballs were still spinning, it was about to pass out if it wasn't played to death.He yelled, "Damn! You're cruel to animals!"

"Oh, don't be funny. We didn't abuse it, we were playing with it, okay?" Bai Zhixuan checked the video recorded by the mobile phone, the picture quality is quite clear.

Zhang Jiaquan spat: "Don't worry about what he said about "Crying North", you can upload the video to YouTube to share now."

"Ha... well, if the click-through rate is high, maybe we will become famous overnight!"

"You guys are too outrageous!" At this moment, Xiao Lang became even more angry.

Li Tianzhe smoothed things over with a dry laugh: "Xiao Lang, don't make a fuss, my oranges are fine."

"You..." Xiao Lang looked in disbelief, he could allow others to bully pets? !

Li Tianzhe caught the cat back, stroked its head, and praised: "Good boy, my orange is the best. It has rotated more than 70 times, and I didn't embarrass my father..."

Damn, three brains!Xiao Lang turned around and grabbed the backpack, opened the door and left without saying a word.

"boom!"

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