paranoid beauty

Although Chen Mo was very drunk the night before, he still woke up on time the next morning because of the student's biological clock.

When he woke up, Lan Zihao and Duan Juan were still sleeping, and the dormitory was quiet. He pressed his aching temple, raised his head, and met his crazy small eyes that reflected the light from the phone screen.

Chen Mo slowly made a question mark.

Jiang Huai looked down at him, and the corners of his lips drew a loving arc: "My dear?"

Chen Mo: "...?"

Jiang Huai kept smiling: "Children Chen Tutu, have you found your little Chichi?"

Chen Mo: "..."

Little bunny, little chirp...

Dear……

In just a split second, he didn't know what he recalled, his face changed, and he scrambled back to his bed trembling.

Half an hour later, Lan Zihao pointed at the unusually silent Chen Mo, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Brother Jiang, is Brother Chen feeling unwell? Why don't you speak?"

Jiang Huai glanced lightly at a certain soup spoon who had died, and then replied lightly: "Maybe my brain got flooded when I was cleaning up for nothing."

"..." Lan Zihao & Duan Juan: "Pfft—"

Chen Mo glanced at them, then turned his head back with a numb face.

Jiang Huai chuckled, walked over and patted a certain soup spoon on the shoulder: "Do you still remember? Go see the director of the Academic Affairs Office at noon."

"..."

When the two of them went to the office of the Academic Affairs Office at noon, the Director of the Academic Affairs Office was packing up the documents on the table.

Seeing the two of them, he put a stack of documents on the table heavily, and sneered, "Are you sober?"

Chen Mo: "..."

His face turned red in an instant, but Jiang Huai kicked his hands into the pockets of his school uniform, with a casual expression of nothing to do with himself.

The corner of the director's mouth twitched in anger: "It's fine to skip classes, and you still drink, do you know that you are still underage?! How dangerous is it to go out and fool around like this?! Huh?!"

"And," she laughed angrily, "I have been the director of the Academic Affairs Office for so many years, and I have never met such an arrogant person!"

"Drunk and saw that I didn't run away, but came to me to inform me, Chen Mo, right? Are you proud?!"

"Fuck!" She swears in a rare way, "You skipped class and drank, and you can't escape a demerit. I'll call your Boss Huang first and ask him to come and see for himself, laughing and laughing with the students every day. Laughing, what kind of students are taught here?!"

As she spoke, she paused, stared at Jiang Huai for a while, and said, "Can't you stand up? You're lazy and boneless, aren't you?"

Jiang Huai stood up silently, and glanced lightly at Chen Mo.

For the 10086th time, he regretted why he ran out with Chen Mo.

Chen Mo silently staggered his gaze, feeling a little guilty.

He didn't drink as much as yesterday, and naturally he didn't think that it was such a virtue for him to be drunk.Thinking about it now, he still panicked with embarrassment.

Really...

So embarrassing.

It can only be said that it was a shame that his mother opened the door for a shame, and the shame was at home.

He silently clenched his fingers and swore: If he drank alcohol like yesterday, then he would be named after Jiang Huai.

Huang Zhongshi arrived in a short while. He was a little surprised when he received a call from the director of the Academic Affairs Office. He said that the drunk was Jiang Huai and he changed his surname, but he hesitated when he said it was Chen Mo.

After all, this kid, Chen Mo, seems to be passing a semester, so it looks reliable, no matter what...

He pushed open the door, and when he saw the blushing face of No.1 in his class, all the evasions in his heart were dismissed by him, his mind went blank for a moment, and only two words came out: "Fuck. "

Damn it.

His heart was like an earthquake and tsunami plus a typhoon passing by, but he didn't show it at all. After walking in, he showed a gentle smile: "Director, what's wrong with these two children?"

The director of the Academic Affairs Office chuckled: "Jiang Huai, Chen Mo, did you know that they skipped class last night?"

Huang Zhongshi took a gouging look at these two little bastards who could only cause trouble, and smiled hypocritically: "How come? They didn't skip class, director, you mean they went out last night, they asked me for leave. "

The director didn't know whether to believe it or not, and looked at him coldly: "Are you on leave? Then Chen Mo said they both skipped class?!"

Huang Zhongshi: "..."

For such a moment, he opened his mouth but couldn't hold back the next nonsense.

But his head turned quickly, and he didn't seem to panic at all: "Director, tell me this, Chen Mo must be drunk and didn't understand the situation!"

The dean of the Academic Affairs Office believed it. After all, if he was a normal person, he would not skip class before coming back, and turned himself in to the Dean of the Academic Affairs Office.

Huang Zhongshi continued to laugh: "Hey, the two of them were young, and a very good sister got married, so she asked for a vacation for evening self-study, and I just wanted to get married. After all, most people only do it once in their lives. The two children grew up with the family, and if they grow up and know how to be grateful, they should know that they should send them off, so I will let them go."

He said nonsense in a serious manner: "Marriage, you know the director, it's very lively, it's normal for these two children to be given two glasses of wine, and look, didn't these two children come back at night?"

The director knocked on the table and was about to scold, but Boss Huang took the conversation away: "Hey, I told them when I asked them to go out, don't drink, don't drink, how can underage drink?!"

"So let's do this. These two children should have realized their mistakes, so let's ask them to write a self-criticism? Three thousand words are missing, the whole five thousand words?"

Due to the power of Huang Zhongshi's eyes, both Jiang Huai and Chen Mo nodded in agreement.

Only then did the director lighten his anger a little bit, and then sarcastically said: "You are too loose in teaching students, what does this look like?! I wanted to write it down directly, but you said that,"

She sighed, "Forget it, forget it, I'll just pretend it's okay, and hand it over to me after writing the review, don't take it to the Monday school assembly to read it."

It seems that the last time Jiang Huai read the review meeting as a confession meeting, she still remembered it.

Huang Zhongshi laughed along with him, nodding his head again and again.

The director sighed again: "Forget it, your own students can teach themselves, I'll go to eat first."

After finishing speaking, she stepped on her high-heeled shoes and walked away.

After watching her leave, Huang Zhongshi smiled, and because he retracted it too quickly, his expressionless face showed some ferocity.

"you two……"

His saliva almost didn't fly: "I don't usually make troubles, but when I do, you have to give me the whole big one?!! Chen Mo?!"

"I know that Jianghuai likes to mess around, what's the matter with you?! You have been taken away by someone?!"

As soon as his "seize the house" came out, the three colleagues in the office fell silent.

Two seconds later, Huang Zhongshi wiped his face and pretended that nothing happened: "Skipping class is a big thing, but it's also a small thing. I don't care what you two were like in No. [-] Middle School, but Come to No. [-] Middle School and be in my class, so you can't be so casual!"

"Also, underage drinking, do you know how dangerous it is? And it's still in the middle of the night! Do you think it doesn't matter if you are boys?!"

Jianghuai: "..."

He always has a feeling of being inside.

Finally, Huang Zhongshi let out a long sigh: "Forget it, you are so old, I don't need to say more about what you should listen to,"

Having said that, he paused for a long time, and then suddenly said: "I lied for you."

He added another sentence with a blank face: "My heart hurts so much."

Jiang Huai & Chen Mo: "..."

Ah this...

The way you spoke fluently just now really prevented us from seeing the "heartache".

Huang Zhongshi smiled, then looked at them and said meaningfully: "As your teacher, I should be strict with myself, but I lied again, so I will write a [-]-word review for myself because of this lie."

"But, I lied for you again, so I let you write the [-] words for me. Is there any objection? Three thousand for one person, is there any objection?"

Before the two of them could answer him, he continued, "Adding three thousand characters to five thousand characters makes eight thousand. If you round up the whole number, ten thousand characters is no problem, right?"

"..." Chen Mo's hairs stood on end when he saw the chilly eyes of his crazy wholesaler, and he raised his hand quickly: "Mr. Huang."

Huang Zhongshi: "Say."

Chen Mo forced a smile: "Boss Huang, Baqian sounds auspicious, so let's... Baqian."

Huang Zhongshi chuckled, glanced at him and nodded, "Okay."

He didn't speak any more, and went out with his hands behind his back.

When he walked out the door, he didn't know what he saw, and his footsteps stopped, "Yo, are you here?"

There was no other sound from the door, and he walked away slowly.

Chen Mo escaped the sight of his crazy wholesaler, followed outside, and stopped after taking two steps, "Learn, learn God."

Jiang Huai paused, looked outside the door, and just happened to meet his brother Xueshen's brother, and then in this fleeting moment, he suddenly remembered something that he had forgotten.

——He just said why he couldn't sleep well last night!The boyfriend asked him to look for him after he came back. Not only was he forgot about it, but he was even called by his boyfriend! !

Jianghuai: "..."

Next Shun, he guiltily looked away.

His boyfriend didn't show anything on his face, and even smiled a little: "I'll take Jianghuai to dinner, shall we come together?"

JAC...

The little lunatic Jiang who was cue was simply creepy!

Whether it was before or now, Su Bei seldom yelled his name directly, and his heartbeat slowed down half a beat when he yelled like this.

Chen Mo didn't realize his predicament at all, the key is that he really doesn't want to be with Fa Xiao who witnessed the whole process of his stupidity yesterday, so he nodded his head and wiped oil on the soles of his feet.

Sure enough, as soon as Chen Mo left, the smile on Su Bei's face gradually faded, and he lowered his eyes to look at him: "Tell me, why did you come to the Academic Affairs Office?"

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