paranoid beauty

Jiang Huai took the microphone and walked onto the rostrum.

To be honest, there is absolutely nothing.Although he can't break the script, he can talk nonsense!

He cleared his throat, and before he could speak, there was a lively response from below the stage like a celebrity press conference.

There was an uncontrollable smile on the corner of his lips, his eyes turned around the audience, and he accurately locked on a certain student standing in front of their class.

The two looked at each other in unison, and Jiang Huai looked away after seeing the smile in the brother's eyes with satisfaction.

He coughed lightly, and started to perform: "Hello everyone, I am Jiang Huai from Class 2, Grade [-], and I am standing here today to conduct a self-criticism."

"I believe everyone knows the senior of Subei who is in the third year of high school. He is indeed the god of learning in our school. He is excellent in study, willing to help others, looks better than Pan An, and smiles brighter than Chunhua..."

Just to brag about their learning gods without thinking, Jiang Huai uttered three or four hundred words.

Chen Mo's head hurts from hearing this.

You said that it would be fine if this person played a little level, but the key point is that these two or three hundred words completely exposed the strength of this crazy critic.

Listening to this extremely weird vocabulary statement, everyone should understand it.

——This crazy batch is illiterate.

The uproar in the audience grew louder, and Huang Zhongshi yelled out with a headache: "Jianghuai!"

Jiang Huai stopped flattering: "...So, a few days ago, because I was obsessed with the beauty of Xueshen, I did a big thing that shocked the whole school."

There was booing from below the stage.

Until he finished speaking and stepped off the stage, the commotion below did not stop, and there was even applause.

The general content of his review can be summarized as follows: Su Bei is a very good person, I like him, but you can't.I know that puppy love is not good, but the god of learning is very good, and I will definitely not be affected by puppy love, so I will continue to do it.

Su Bei looked at the back of the little lunatic as he swayed off the stage, and the corners of his lips curved upwards slightly.

Coincidentally, Director Duan just happened to walk up to him, and when he saw his smile, he immediately glared at him: "What a joke! Are you very proud?"

"No." Even though he said so, the smile on his lips didn't hold back at all.

Jianghuai's showy operation naturally made the "Jiangsu" CP fans excited as if they were celebrating the new year, and "Mo Huai" seemed to have suffered a heavy blow.

[Talk about the two transfer students in our class: they are childhood sweethearts, they are a good match! ] Some people even commented under this post: "Is Huaimer cold? Should we change it?"

But not long after, someone downstairs sent out a picture, and the wind direction reversed instantly.

In the photo, a sleepy-looking young man is walking in front, the hair standing on his head is very obvious. Chen Mo behind him tugged his sleeve, the young man turned his head in a daze, just as Chen Mo stretched out his hand Squeeze down.

The person who took the photo was skilled. Just taking such a simple action made the eyes of the two people seem to be more tender.

Floor 1536: Fuck me! !Don't stop me, can't I just fuck up? ! !

Floor 1542: Who dares to say that this is not a perfect match?Hmmmm? ?Am I the only one who feels this way?Domineering and pampering Gong looked at his little wife: Wander around as you like, anyway, she is mine, so I can't escape.

Floor 1543: Damn, there is a sense of picture!I will give you a pen upstairs, if you know how to write, write more! !

Floor 1544: I smashed the bookstore downstairs, and my mother asked me why, because there is no bookstore without your books! !

Floor 1566: Haha!It must be given to Lao Tzu! !This beautiful love! !

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There was a lot of noise on the forum, but it didn't last long. Two days later, their school ushered in the first exam after the school started.

Because it was the first time the school started, this time they were arranged randomly. It just so happened that Lan Zihao and Jiang Huai were arranged in a classroom, and the distance between them was not too far away.

Lan Zihao is a simple kid, maybe he was fooled by the "off-script speech" at the Jianghuai school meeting. Before the exam, he ran over and squatted in front of Jianghuai: "Brother Jiang," he thought for a while, Decided to ask politely: "How is Brother Chen's grades?"

Jiang Huai looked at him inexplicably: "It's pretty good."

That's good.

Lan Zihao breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to ask, "How are you and Brother Chen doing?"

Jiang Huai yawned and replied, "It's worse than him."

Lan Zihao felt relieved.

Almost is not much difference, not much difference is almost the same, almost is basically the same level.In short, Brother Jiang said that Brother Chen's grades are pretty good, so he and Brother Chen's level is basically the same, that is, Brother Jiang's grades are also pretty good!

Lan Zihao winked at him: "Brother Jiang, help brother out later!"

"..." Jiang Huai slowly put out a question mark.

To be honest, no one dared to ask him to help with the exam since he was in school.

After all, his grades...

Wanting to help is more than enough.

But looking at Lan Zihao's eyes as if he pinned his only hope of survival on him, Jiang Huai really couldn't say no to it.

So, he could only fool around vaguely: "Look."

Lan Zihao, who had never been beaten by the society, was very innocent, bowed to Jiang Huai as if thanking his reborn parents, and then happily returned to the classroom.

It wasn't until he was halfway through the exam that he realized that something was wrong. Turning his head slightly, he saw that Brother Jiang, whom he had promised to help a group of brothers not long ago, just lay on the table and fell asleep!

sleep!

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He was so shocked that he almost couldn't close his jaw, until the invigilator came and knocked on his desk, then he came back in a daze.

It turns out... Brother Jiang's near miss may be more than just a near miss.

After all, judging by their brother Jiang's appearance, it doesn't look like he can finish the Chinese paper in an hour.

Originally, he still had a little hope, thinking that Brother Jiang was just sleepy and went to sleep first, but when he was waiting to close the paper, he saw Jiang Huai before he got up and filled out the multiple-choice questions in a fluttering manner.

Lan Zihao: "."

This is not over yet, after the Chinese exam, he watched as Mr. Jiang handed in the "blank paper" with five subjects and one minute to fill in the multiple-choice questions.

Lan Zihao: Terrific.

After the exam, they returned to their classrooms. Chen Mo saw them coming back, and asked casually when he was arranging his things: "How was the exam?"

Lan Zihao showed a wry smile.

Then he heard that Mr. Jiang, who had handed in the "blank paper" next to him, pondered for a moment, and replied: "The exam is not bad."

The movements in Chen Mo's hands paused, and he laughed aloud: "Didn't you hand in a blank paper this time?"

Jianghuai: "I did a multiple-choice question."

Lan Zihao reckoned that the operation of "handing in blank papers" happened to their Brother Jiang, and it shouldn't be considered a rare thing. After all, Brother Chen was not surprised at all after hearing Brother Jiang's words, and added a sentence: "Then It's okay, I guess you did well in the exam, after all, your recent luck seems to be okay."

After Lan Zihao listened, his face was expressionless: "."

After the exam, everyone was very excited, and the school teachers also knew that it was impossible for the students to study hard that night, so following the tradition of Jianghai No. [-] Middle School, they planned to watch a movie that night.

Class monitor Chu Lishu stood on the podium to make statistics and decide what movies to watch, and in the end the domestic ghost movie won an overwhelming victory.

When the sound of the movie sounded, Chen Mo trembled in fright, and reflexively stretched out his hand to the side to grab Jianghuai, but it was empty.

Chen Mo used the weak light of the TV screen to see the tablemate who had already left his seat and was about to slip away, lowered his voice and shouted angrily: "Jiang Huai, where are you going?"

The latter said calmly: "Senior year."

Chen Mo's blood surged up, and he stroked his hands: "Jiang Huai, how can you forget your righteousness?!! You left me here alone to watch horror movies!"

Jiang Huai pointed to the classmates in the class: "You are not alone, there are 44 other people in the class."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was another sound effect from the underworld on the TV. Chen Mo covered his ears and closed his eyes reflexively. When he opened his eyes again, there was no such crazy figure in the classroom! !

The whole school is watching movies, and Class 24 of the third year of high school is no exception.Maybe students of this age like to gather crowds for excitement. Su Bei and his class also showed a domestic horror movie. When Jiang Huai patted the boy sitting by the back door from their back door, the boy trembled in fright and almost cried out.

"I'm a human being," Jiang Huai said helplessly, "Senior, do me a favor and find your monitor."

This was superfluous at all, the commotion here was really not small, before the boy could call someone for him, Su Bei walked over and led him directly into the classroom.

They seemed to have just changed classrooms. Su Bei sat in the last row of the classroom next to the window, and his deskmate was still the same.

It was a bit novel for Shen Kuang to see him, but before he could speak, Su Bei interrupted: "Change your position."

Shen Kuang was taken aback, and obediently sat in the empty seat in the other row, and then he saw that his dog at the same table was holding the hand of the handsome junior, and let him sit in his seat.

Shen Kuang: "...??!"

The dog is better than Su Bei! !

Although Su Bei was in the last row, many people in the class noticed Jiang Huai. Fang Qingqing was an example. She was sitting in the middle of the classroom, but she passed a lot of snacks to Jiang Huai after a while.

When Jiang Huai looked over, she even gave him a wink, made a cheering gesture, then moved her lips, and said two words: "Come on!"

Jiang Huai hooked his lips, and squinted at the brother next to him.

He was influenced by Chen Mo before, and he also read a lot of Mary Su's domineering president's novels. When watching horror movies, the heroines in it are all scared and go straight into the arms of the hero, and then the relationship between the two quickly heats up. In this situation Just kiss and touch and you'll have everything.

But Ba—Jiang Huai glanced at the exaggerated acting skills of several people on TV with disgust—is this thing worthy of his fear?Where is the face of the second high school bully back then? !

Two thoughts in Jiang Huai's mind kept pulling, and he was silent for a long time. The quiet North of Jiangsu was a bit mysterious.

"what happened?"

Jiang Huai was silent for two seconds, and decided to confess: "I was thinking, should I pretend to be afraid to get into your arms."