Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

In the early morning of the next day, when Jiang Yan woke up from the bed, facing the splendid window scenery, not only was he not refreshed, but he even felt exhausted both physically and mentally.

He stared at the ceiling, finally made up his mind, and sat up straight like a walking dead.

Jiang Yan: "..."

How can I feel a dull pain in an unspeakable place.

As the overlord, he has always been curious, so he jumped to the bathroom and took off his pants. After a hard look, he saw a faint red handprint on his left buttocks.

One night? It didn't work out. It looked like it was a ruthless hand.

Jiang Yan: "?"

Could it be that he dreamed back to his childhood that he swollen his ass last night?This can't be it!

The clock on the table showed eight o'clock in the morning, Jiang Yan stepped on his slippers and yawned continuously after washing, and played small games in the living room for a long time, and found that Jiang Peiliang was very abnormal today.

In the absence of a job, his eldest brother’s work and rest are very ordinary, even in the old age, go to bed early and get up early; this is especially true on weekdays, even if he works until the early morning the night before, he will wash up at around [-] o’clock the next day When it's over, nothing can be shaken.

...But it was almost nine o'clock now, and the door of Jiang Peiliang's room was still closed, and there was no movement at all.

Jiang Yan stopped nibbling melon seeds, and his face suddenly became serious.

Don't have an accident? Right?

It’s okay, but when he thought of this possibility, all kinds of social news about the disease of the elderly living alone flashed through Jiang Yan’s mind, and he quickly stood up and called tremblingly: “Brother, are you there? Are you there?” Let me know, are you okay—”

The door swung open, and Jiang Peiliang stood in front of him, his complexion as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Jiang Yan's gallbladder was smaller than the tip of a needle, and he kicked back immediately? Two or three steps, before he could speak, he was pulled back by Jiang Peiliang with one hand, and he wobbled on the spot before he stood still.

"So energetic so early in the morning?" Jiang Pei said coldly.

"The early bird catches the worm." Jiang Yan said, "And the elder brother said yesterday that he should go buy special products today."

The work is almost finished? The original plan of the two of them was to buy a souvenir today and go back home tomorrow.

Jiang Yan also specially set an alarm clock, but he didn't expect that the elder brother lost his chain today.

"..." Jiang Peiliang didn't say anything, and turned on the light with a cold face.

With the light, Jiang Yan was pleasantly surprised to find that it wasn't just the elder brother's face that was as dark as the bottom of the pot, but also the elder brother's eye circles.

"Brother," Jiang Yan followed him to the bathroom, "Did you stay up late last night?"

Jiang Peiliang turned on the running water expressionlessly and began to brush his teeth.

"Brother," Jiang Yan peeked at him in the mirror, "Are you in a bad mood?"

Jiang Peiliang glanced at him and spit out the water?

"Brother," Jiang Yan went around again, "Are you feeling unwell?"

With a "squeak", Jiang Peiliang tightened the switch, and said flatly, "It's not summer yet."

Jiang Yan couldn't understand, and opened his big eyes thirsty for knowledge: "What summer?"

"Otherwise, how could I hear cicadas buzzing all the time." Jiang Peiliang said coldly, "It's so noisy?"

Jiang Yan: "?"

His large, thirsty eyes were extinguished.

The elder brother is in a bad mood today, although he doesn't know why, but a man always has a few days every month, he should learn to get used to it.

The place I want to go is the large shopping mall recommended by the boss. He said that there are many gadgets unique to H province. Jiang Yan and Jiang Peiliang went downstairs and saw Gu Yan in the lobby who was neatly dressed and waiting for a rabbit.

Gu Yan smiled and said: "My parents also urged me to bring some things back home, and they happened to be on the way, let's go together."

"It's not impossible," Jiang Yan said very disrespectfully, "But I remember your father is in H province right now."

His news network is very developed, and this information is known, although the main member is only Jiang Yichao.

Gu Yan's face was very pale, and he obviously froze for a moment, and quickly said: "My dad asked me to bring him some soy sauce back home."

Jiang Yan: "..."

I didn't expect you, a little social flamboyant with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to learn to speak like this?

Jiang Peiliang didn't say anything, just coughed slightly, and said, "It's up to you."

Jiang Yan felt that "you" was referring to himself, and it happened that Gu Yan felt the same way. The two of them faced each other, and they almost started to fight again. At this time, Liang Xizhi's weak voice sounded slowly. : "Mr. Xiao Jiang, good morning."

Jiang Yan turned his head away, suddenly startled? Jumped: "What are you doing?"

"...Come down to have breakfast, I just met." Liang Xishi still covered Qin Yu's mouth with his hand, and said solemnly: "I'm just taking precautions."

"Don't do this, we can't infringe on other people's freedom of speech." Jiang Yan persuaded: "Just let go."

Liang Xizhi said deeply, "Are you ready?"

As soon as he let go of his hand, Qin Yu moved like a flood that was switched off, and said enthusiastically: "Boss, don't bother your brother to take you, I will go with you!"

The skill of answering the words and the quickness of the speech must have just stood by and listened to the whole thing.

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

Gu Yan: "..."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

In the young master's sight of death, Liang Xishi dragged Qin Qi away in a very well-trained manner.

While walking, Qin Yu didn't understand, so he said, "Why? Wouldn't it be nice if everyone had a little more fun?"

"Which of the three people present seems unusually lively?" Liang Xishi almost burst into tears when he saw a human being with such complementary EQ and himself for the first time, "You must have performed "Second Spring Mirroring the Moon" very well."

Qin Yu didn't understand, but he was still very happy.

In the end, the three of them set off together.

No matter how hard Jiang Yan looked at Gu Yan, he couldn't teleport him back, so he could only whine and say bad things next to his elder brother: "Look at him, it's not easy to ride in a car with him."

"..." Gu Yan said: "Now the car under your butt is my car."

Jiang Yan pressed against the elder brother's arm, pretending not to hear.

Jiang Peiliang didn't speak, but coughed a few times in a vague way.

"Brother," Jiang Yan leaned his head to look over, worried, "Do you have a cold?"

Look at this little face is pale and pale.

"It's nothing." Jiang Peiliang said lightly.

Jiang Yan frowned, and stretched out his hand to touch Jiang Peiliang's forehead, but Jiang Peiliang didn't hide, just lowered his eyes and let him touch without saying a word.

"...I can't touch it with my hands," Jiang Yan said worriedly, "Do you want it? Otherwise, we won't go shopping. Let's go to the hospital."

"Then don't use your hands." Jiang Peiliang looked at his wrinkled face, curled the corners of his lips indistinctly, and said, "Come here, try it with your forehead."

Jiang Yan: "Huh?"

Try it on your forehead? ?

He froze for a moment, then turned to look at Jiang Peiliang in disbelief.

Jiang Peiliang leaned slightly, that cold and familiar face was still the same as usual, but his eyelashes were half drawn, and said solemnly: "This is more accurate, isn't it."

In his momentary vacillating vision, Jiang Yan discovered a little habit of the eldest brother.

Whenever this happens, when you want to say something to tease him, or do something that people will misunderstand, Jiang Peiliang will half-close his eyes like this, and raise his head slightly, so that people can't see his expression clearly.

...But even if he couldn't see clearly what was in his dark eyes, Jiang Yan would always feel a sense of oppression and a shuddering sense of approach every time, like a prey locked by a hunter, so clear that it would even make him stand up and down All involuntarily tense up.

The conversation was interrupted abruptly for three seconds.

Jiang Pei met his evasive gaze without looking sideways, and said in a hoarse voice, "What's wrong?"

Somehow, Jiang Yan suddenly turned his head back, took a deep breath and said, "No, no need!"

He was exposed by him yesterday, but he came here to go fishing and enforce the law again!He won't take it? This is a fool, isn't the thermometer much better than the forehead?It is also accurate to one decimal place.

He wasn't excited at all, he didn't really want to get close at all, not at all!

Gu Yan was in the passenger seat. Hearing this, he turned his head with great concern, and said, "Pei Liang, are you feeling unwell? Could it be a fever? I'm going to the hospital now—"

"..." Gu Yan looked at the anthropomorphic dragon fruit who wanted to bury his face in his knees in the back row, and asked sincerely: "Actually, you are the one who is sick?"

Pitaya whispered vaguely: "No? Talk to me."

Gu Yan didn't understand how this obviously energetic kung fu boy had experienced? , looked at Jiang Yan without turning his eyes away.

He turned his head back and said to the driver without emotion: "Go to the hospital, thank you."

Damn, what did he do? What evil, why does he look like a young couple in love, really want to dig? My own dog eyes.

It didn't take much effort to see the doctor. They had a simple cold and a little fever. The three of them took the medicine and planned to go back to the hotel.

"Brother," Jiang Yan is a goldfish-headed man who couldn't remember anything, and began to mutter excitedly, "Then we can't bring the special products back, it's too late."

The flight is scheduled for noon tomorrow.

"Send it back, it's the same." Jiang Peiliang coughed a few times, and touched Jiang Yan's drooping head, "Or do you want to stay longer? It's fine, I'll accompany you."

Jiang Yan said cheerfully, "That won't work, it's almost New Year's Eve, dad must not break my leg."

After entering the living room, Jiang Peiliang closed the door and took out a mask.

Jiang Yan was a little confused: "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Stay away from me too." Jiang Peiliang lowered his eyes, "Infected? Not good."

Jiang Yan clung to him like a puppy: "No need! Or? The infection would have been contagious already."

Jiang Peiliang wanted to get rid of him, but failed. Although the moisture in this one was relatively large, it just failed. "Brother, are you sleepy?" Jiang Yan looked at his dark circles and volunteered: "You go to bed first? Lie down, and I'll make you boiled water and make medicine to drink, and then you have a good rest, you'll be fine tomorrow? "

Jiang Peiliang looked down at him with an unusually focused expression: "Yes."

Jiang Yan went through untold hardships to soak up the medicine and the capsules. He took a cup of boiling water and walked into Jiang Peiliang's room. He found that the lights were dim and Jiang Peiliang was leaning against the bedside, answering the phone.

It seems that the person of this video call is Jiang's father, and Jiang Yan can hear that voice like a Hong Zhong even standing at the door.

Jiang Yan ran in with water in his mouth.

Jiang Peiliang's face was flat, looked at it? He glanced at it, nodded, and continued: "Tomorrow's plane..."

"Da Lang," Jiang Yan said kindly, "I've taken the medicine."

Jiang Peiliang: "?"

"I'll go first." Jiang Yan ran away after finishing speaking, "I'll go to the next door to chat—"

"What?" Jiang Peiliang said in a cold tone, "Want? To find your Qi Menqing? Come back."

Jiang Yan is back again.

Father Jiang at the other end of the video called from a distance: "Xiaoyan."

Jiang Yan said hello to him, and found that he couldn't tell it normally, but now he realized that the years really make people grow old. His father, a middle-aged man in his prime, is actually a little bald at an early age.

First, we chatted about some irrelevant topics, and Jiang's father said again: "Xiaoyan, what Dad told you last time, about the birthday of Dad's friend..."

Jiang Peiliang moved his fingers slightly.

Jiang Yan didn't think too much, and responded casually: "Didn't you say that you will go to say goodbye later?"

"Well, I have to go to pay my respects." Father Jiang looked a little lonely, and said, "It happened to be on the tenth day of the lunar new year..."

Mother Jiang, who had been invisible all this time, suddenly said, "Husband."

Jiang's father was taken aback for a while, and immediately stopped the topic, and smiled a little reluctantly: "It's nothing, you and Dad can go together."

Jiang Peiliang lowered his eyes and said, "I'll go too."

"..." Father Jiang's smile became more natural. He seemed to be in a better mood, and then began to talk about other topics like the wind, "Speaking of which, after a few years, Pei Liang will be 26."

Jiang Peiliang responded lukewarmly: "Yes."

"Other people's children are at this age," Jiang's father said meaningfully, "you can help make soy sauce?"

Jiang Yan suddenly smelled something bad: "I can also make soy sauce for you, Dad."

"Who cares about your soy sauce?" Jiang's father glared, "I only care about my grandchildren's soy sauce."

Not to be outdone, Jiang Yan said, "Dad, you are still young, if you have a chance, you can ask for another one."

Mother Jiang said quietly beside her again: "What are you talking about?"

"Dad." Jiang Peiliang leaned back a little? Damn, "What do you want to say?"

"It's nothing, it's really nothing." Father Jiang rubbed his nose visibly with a guilty conscience, "I'm just, just these few days? Isn't everyone working almost the same? Then they hang out with each other? When it comes to children and grandchildren, everyone is naturally very worried. I don’t know if I don’t see it, but I was shocked when I saw it. How many of my old friends’ families are there? ?You are strong and good-looking, with a high degree of education, and a well-cultivated person. The key is that people have a good impression of you..."

With a cold face, Jiang Pei motioned for him to continue.

"I made up my mind like that," Jiang's father said cheerfully, "Isn't it just that everyone is free during the Chinese New Year? You and your daughters can meet up if you have something to do, and young people also go out to have fun. It's all good. Yes or no?"

Jiang Yan's eyes widened immediately: "Aren't you just going on a blind date?"

"No, no." Jiang's father weakly defended: "It's just that people of the same age get to know each other, and if something happens in the future, they will have a personal connection. I didn't say that we have to go to get married. We just communicate first, and there must be someone to meet. chance?"

Jiang Yan frowned: "It sounds so nice, it's obviously a blind date."

"I already said it? Isn't it a blind date?..." Jiang's father was always observing the movement of the person opposite him. The moment he realized that Jiang Peiliang was about to speak, he used his years of insight to cover his ears with lightning speed in the first half a second. Shi hung up the video call: "Okay, so it's decided? I'll make an appointment first—"

The sound of "beep beep" sounded, and the phone was hung up.

There was an awkward silence in the room.

Jiang Peiliang's expression remained unchanged, and he brought the medicine over and drank it slowly?

Jiang Yan frowned, feeling that the top of his head was on fire.

Although it has nothing to do with him that the eldest brother wants to go on a blind date.He? Not the big brother's target!However, Jiang's father's act of forcibly arranging a blind date, as long as he is a righteous person, he will feel very uncomfortable!Yes, he is the light of the righteous way, and he hates it deeply, so it is understandable that he is uncomfortable.But there is something else besides this.

He jerked his head down.

...Why didn't the eldest brother refuse? !Why not say no! !Is elder brother going on a blind date?Want to go and play with the girls during Chinese New Year?Is he looking for a girlfriend?There is no such sign at all!But to be honest, can he find a girlfriend or not? It doesn’t matter to me, but, but, but why didn’t he just refuse——

"Jiangyan." Jiang Peiliang put down the medicine jar, pressed it with paper? Pressed the corner of his lips, and said calmly, "What are you going to do first when you go back?"

Jiang Yan: "Hmph."

"Why don't you talk?" Jiang Peiliang asked again: "You brought Liang Xishi, have you finished handling the company's affairs?"

Jiang Yan: "Hmph."

"Ignore me?" Jiang Peiliang leaned forward slightly, staring straight at him, "At night? Are you still going to the mall?"

Jiang Yan: "Hmph!"

Jiang Peiliang silently supported his forehead and smiled?

"What are you angry about?" He stood up and walked to Jiang Yan, "I never promised to go."

Jiang Yan looked a little guilty, turned his head and swore, "I'm not angry, why should I? Angry."

And it wasn't that he was forced to go on a blind date.

Find as many as you like!

Jiang Peiliang squatted down in front of him, looking up at him intently.

Is the distance between the two of them too close? Jiang Yan used to be able to divert his gaze tactically, but now with his head down, no matter how he turns, he can still see Jiang Peiliang’s face. He was so full of breath that he almost turned himself into a fighting cock Eyes are stubborn, just don't look.

Finally, Jiang Peiliang spoke.

"You're not angry, why are you humming?" He reached out and pinched Jiang Yan's angry cheek, and there was a little chuckle in his tone at the end, "Little pig."

Jiang Yan: "..."

In the next 15 seconds, his IQ really dropped to the level of a pig.

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