Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

On the way back, Liang Xishi peeked at Jiang Yan's reaction while driving.

Jiang Yan was leaning against the window alone, the wind was blowing on his clear eyebrows, passing over his somewhat melancholy expression, the night seemed to cast a mysterious veil on him, in the cold night, he seemed to be lost And? Isolation, Liang Xishi couldn't help but stare in a daze——

"Manager Liang." Jiang Yan sighed, and finally opened his lips slightly: "I really...don't like bald beer bellies."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

"You have emphasized it three times." Liang Xi knew helplessly, "I know."

"What can I do??" The melancholy on Jiang Yan's face deepened: "When I think about someone sending me a lot of Mr. Zhu in the future, I feel like I'm going to have a cerebral thrombosis in ten years."

He underestimated the enemy, sure enough? Ginger is still old and spicy, fox is still cunning with beer belly, he is just right? They made a short mental and physical blow, but this move is right? For him? It can be said to be hurtful. Intangible, ruthless and unusual!

He really didn't want to see it. In the future, other people's first reaction to him would be "Brother Gan, how many sexual fetishes do you have? It's strange"! !

Jiang Yan slammed his forehead against the car window with a bang, and his sadness flowed like a river.

Liang Xizhi was very understanding: "Mr. Jiang, think about it from another angle. In fact, the age span of bald beer belly and hairy calves is only ten years old. You just grew up. It's quite normal."

Didn’t say that? Wrong, the bosses are [-] years old, and the secretary is [-] years old. The same goal by different routes, no matter how young and beautiful the young man is, he will eventually become the Qing Dynasty Baylor with a beer belly.

Of course, Liang Xizhi's high EQ lies in the fact that even if Jiang Yan likes a 70-year-old grandfather, he can? Say? How young is a man until he dies? Xiao Jiang's general aesthetics have never changed. ? This single-minded, epic.

"Shut up." Jiang Yan didn't buy it, and said with a blank expression: "Be careful next time I'll take Boss Niu's wig and stuff it in your mouth."

Liang Xizhi suppressed his laughter.

Although the cooperation was concluded, Jiang Yan was still very sad, especially when he opened WeChat and wanted to chat with his elder brother to find some comfort, and found that his elder brother was pointing out word by word for the wrong use of "dedide" in his post-reading impressions, and he almost rolled his eyes Turn over.

... No, he is not angry with the big brother, he is angry with himself.

Although it was written sloppily and quickly, he actually picked out two for him! !What a shame! !

Jiang Yan got up, burning with anger, and cracked the screen, angrily replied:

[Human Appreciation Aesthetics]: Alright brother, change OvO immediately

He sighed wearily, and was about to close the interface, when he heard a "ding", Jiang Peiliang sent a message:

[Jiang Peiliang]: Copy each ten times.

Jiang Yan: "?"

Dude, it's hard to end without a teaching certificate for you.

He was bargaining with Jiang Peiliang to fight wits and courage, and Liang Xishi spoke again: "Mr. Jiang, the photos of the launch ceremony of "Green Years" have been sent online, and the attention is not too high for the time being."

Jiang Yan expected it? Yes.

A newcomer with no fan base, and an original IP with no fan base. When these two are put together, it is easy for others to associate them with vague words, which is helpless.

I only hope that Xiao Xu'an and Rao Wang can live up to their expectations and take the first step in the real sense of their company.

Jiang Yan slumped on the back seat like an octopus, blowing the cold wind quietly, and the Chery QQs behind him gradually separated to send the young artists home. At this time, Liang Xishi Suddenly? Some abruptly asked? "Although? It's a bit presumptuous, but Mr. Jiang, what type do you like?"

"Me?" Jiang Yan hiccupped lightly, and said very honestly: "I like people with protruding fronts and backs."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

Although the word "straight man" seemed extremely unacceptable to Jiang Yan, he still wanted to say that this answer was a bit too straight.

"Oh." Jiang Yan sighed, and said: "Speaking of it, you are also the boss..."

Knowing the head is better than Zuo Hufa? Liang Xishi knew it as soon as Jiang Yan opened his mouth. What kind of fart was he going to fart? He interrupted him very precisely: "Actually, a beer belly is also considered to be protruding."

Jiang Yan: "?"

He gritted his teeth and shut up.

Liang Xishi, you have such a vicious heart!

Xiangjing Entertainment and Whoyi Company are going to jointly prepare a reality show variety show!

Also? I don’t know if it’s because of the deep background of this variety show. Just after the schedule was revealed, it made an appointment for a well-known satellite TV broadcast and multiple online platforms to go online first, and the banner was very eye-catching——

Return the stage to the entertainers!

Nowadays, reality shows are endless, with a hundred flowers blooming, and there are all kinds of themes. In the shows, the good-looking entertainers are doing countless things they are not good at, such as farming, setting up street stalls, extreme sports, and swapping bodies? The gimmicks are getting more and more amazing, but it can't help but make people feel a little tired.

Except for the fans of the artists themselves, no one pays special attention to these reality shows that discover their shining points, and this creates division.

Passers-by are not interested in watching, only fans are entertaining themselves, short-term is okay, if the artist does not have enough unique personality charm, then the reality show is actually an internal friction, no newcomers join, fans keep losing, and finally get lost It's an inevitable ending.

And? This new variety show has a direct slogan:

Whatever the artists know, let them perform. If there is no real or imaginary, the performance will be over!

Fueled by soft advertisements, heated discussions about this variety show ensued:

——Xiang Jing has been acting a lot lately?Before? Didn't you still raise your own drama?Is there anyone who knows how to say? Say? How is the progress?

——Although no one cares about it, I remember that the self-produced drama had already been turned on before, and I slipped over to watch it. The leading actors are all good looking, but they seem to be newcomers.

——@我正主Please, stop playing with mud on the show, sign up for me now! ! !How long has it been since you had a serious outing stage, do you know?! ! !

——Currently? The announced personnel seem to be all newcomers to Xiang Jing. I checked and found that the files are quite brilliant, and their strength is very good. Can you? Looking forward to it~

However, during the intense discussion on the Internet, Jiang Yan was calmly discussing the remaining specific matters in the other party's company.

Unexpectedly, the people who came to receive them this time were not the two bosses from last time, but a serious young man who said in a serious manner: "Boss Jiang, I have long admired you."

Jiang Yan shook hands with him, a little puzzled: "Where are Mr. Niu and Mr. Zhu?"

"Not here." The young man said solemnly: "Mr. Niu and Mr. Zhu left early 10 minutes before you arrived."

Jiang Yan: "..."

Is it true? There is no need to be afraid of this.

In addition, there was a youthful young man who was in charge of receiving them. He was a little short of words, so he opened his mouth and said, "Mr. Jiang, wild!"

Jiang Yan: "?"

The fist is hard, the fist is really hard.

Liang Xishi almost couldn't hold back his laughter again.

"Not big or small!" The serious young man stopped him and said meticulously: "Boss Jiang, please enter the meeting room."

Jiang Yan followed them into the conference room. Unexpectedly, apart from the four of them, there was also a thin man sitting in the conference room, typing on his laptop. When he saw them coming in, he stood up a little cautiously.

"Mr. Jiang," the serious man introduced to him, "This is our company's screenwriter Liu."

Before Jiang Yan could say anything, Liang Xishi frowned: "I remember last time, you agreed not to make a script."

"That's true." The man nodded and said, "This is not a script, it's just a reference. After all, the program needs dramatic conflicts to stimulate, otherwise it will become boring and affect the ratings."

Liang Xizhi frowned even tighter.

Seeing his thick eyebrows and big eyes, he actually? He? Open his eyes like that? Talking nonsense.

Liang Xishi still wanted to say something, but Jiang Yan smiled at him and motioned to him, and he immediately understood, and closed his mouth.

Sure enough, Jiang Yan sat down without saying a word, and said calmly to Director Liu, "Can you tell me the general plot?"

"Yes, yes?" Screenwriter Liu took a peek at the serious man, and after getting permission, he stammered the storyline he had written: "Generally, according to each contestant's family background and past experience, find Points that can be talked about, such as Liang Xinshui, she has many years of acting experience, but because of her appearance, she has not really become popular, we can compare her with another appearance of our company in the previous period Players with relatively good conditions but poor strength are set as the control group, and the topic has been hyped up in the early stage..."

"Then the second contestant in the later period rushed to catch up, and the shots were enough, and he successfully set up a lucky and hardworking character." Jiang Yan helped him finish.

Screenwriter Liu said weakly: "According to common sense, this is not bad..."

Jiang Yan commented: "I don't think so, it's too old-fashioned and not novel."

Screenwriter Liu choked for a moment, a little anxious: "Then what do you say?"

"How about this." Jiang Yankou hung like a river, and began to chat: "Why not? Set up? The two of you are a pair of opponents, and they will fight each other all day long. You roll my eyes and I trip you to eat shit. You are in the same frame. Fighting, talking head-to-head until four o'clock in the morning—"

"But in the end, the program team was surprised to find that they finally became a couple, and one was the young daughter of a Saudi rich man, and the other was a beautiful Syrian spy. They came to this small variety show , to send a secret signal to the motherland far away in the sky, they chose to become rapstars, so it turned out to save the devastated new world."

Screenwriter Liu: "..."

Jiang Yan: "How about this script? Are there enough ups and downs?"

Isn't this more tear-jerking than the day of becoming a god?Isn't this better than the reverse of all the evil jade?

Screenwriter Liu was stunned by the words, unable to speak for a while, Jiang Yan patted him on the shoulder calmly, and said: "Since you want to stimulate, you must follow through to the end. Come on, I will Tell you? A..."

The serious man's face became ugly to the naked eye.

Another young man came over, tried to talk to Liang Xishi, gestured with his chin to Jiang Yan, who was still talking, and Director Liu, who was showing fear, and asked, "How long has this situation been going on? "

Liang Xizhi glanced at him indifferently, but didn't respond.

The young man asked again: "What did the doctor say?"

Liang Xishi: "Doctor."

Young man: "?"

He walked away shyly.

Damn it, he thought, both of them should see a doctor.

When Jiang Yan returned home with a smile on his face, unexpectedly? On the sofa at home, he saw Jiang's mother whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

Also? I don’t know? What’s the matter, except for the younger sister, everyone else seems to be here. Jiang Peiliang is sitting in a corner, wearing glasses, looking at something casually.

Jiang Yan prayed to the Bodhisattva that it was not his own impression.

"Mom." Jiang Yan greeted Jiang's mother obediently.

Mother Jiang seems to have gone on a trip during this period, and her skin condition is not as good as it was before. She took good care of herself at home, but she still glowed fair and fair; she looked at Jiang Yan, and said with her usual expression: "Xiao Yan, came back."

Jiang Yan nodded.

I have to say that although the original owner is not in the Jiang family's household registration book, he has never been aware of this fact in all these years. A large part of the reason is that Father Jiang is so kind to him.

Since childhood, he has always regarded him as his own. If the original owner was not too muddy to support the wall when he grew up, he would even be more intimate.

Not to mention the level of Jiangyan's observation of words and emotions here? The first is also the second. He can see that Jiang's mother has no affection for him, and is even a little bored.

Jiang's father coughed, right? He said, "How are things going?"

"Very good." Jiang Yan said: "There shouldn't be any major problems."

Father Jiang praised him: "I have made progress."

Jiang Yan scratched his cheek, and found that Jiang Yizhao was still concentrating on reading the newspaper, but this time he was not far from Jiang Peiliang, and there was probably a seat in the middle of the sofa for another person.

Jiang Yan drilled through very consciously.

"...Xiaoyan," Mother Jiang said softly, "there is still room next to it, so don't squeeze."

Father Jiang waved to her: "It's good that the children are willing to sit together."

Mother Jiang didn't say anything more.

Jiang Yan forced his way over, sat down beside Jiang Peiliang, and secretly glanced at the content in his hand.

Fortunately, my eldest brother was reading financial information, not his impressions after reading it.

Jiang Peiliang didn't turn his head, but still focused on looking at the document, his eyebrows and eyes partially blocked by the glasses looked sharp, and he just said indifferently: "Did you finish copying ten times?"

"..." Jiang Yan thought to himself, when he was a child, his grandma never chased him so closely when he was feeding him. On the surface, he lowered his head docilely, and replied, "I'm writing, I'm writing."

Jiang Yichao didn't interject to humiliate himself, he sat down here.

Jiang Yan sat down with Jiang Peiliang.

Jiang Yichao squeezed towards Jiangyan again.

Jiang Yan too? Squeezed to Jiang Peiliang.

Jiang Yichao: "..."

He didn't give up, and squeezed there again, but who knew? He was one foot taller, and Jiang Yan was faster than him, so he moved his ass to the big brother's place with lightning speed— —

"Have you played enough?" Jiang Peiliang still looked at the paper, but said coldly: "Why don't you just sit on my lap?"

Jiang Yan immediately became a puddle: "Then, how can I trouble you, brother."

Needless to say, Mother Jiang's complexion is not very good, she said tactfully: "Look, I just said it's too crowded...Pei Liang, come and sit with me."

Jiang Peiliang paused his fingers, but said: "No need."

Jiangyan is as quiet as a chicken? Sitting next to him, I always feel, I don’t know? Why, Jiang’s mother doesn’t want to get too close to her elder brother.

This kind of small family gathering in free time, the topic is talking? Let’s go. There are only a few. Father Jiang condoled the work of the three people as usual, coughed lightly, and began to talk clichéd: "Pei Liang, in a few days , it’s your 26th birthday.”

Jiang Peiliang seems to be right? This is not very interested: "Yes."

"Pei Liang, didn't dad say it? You." Father Jiang said: "You are already 26, and you still haven't liked a girl?"

Jiang Peiliang replied: "No."

"Sigh." Father Jiang couldn't help but said, "Look at your brother, how much younger than you, don't you know how much more experienced? How much richer than you? In this regard, you have to learn more from him."

At this moment, Mother Jiang interjected, "Pei Liang is just cleaning himself up and taking care of himself."

Jiang Yan: "?"

He felt Jiang Peiliang's gaze coldly sweep over his body, and then quickly retracted it.

How does it feel to be vaguely connoted.

Jiang's father changed the topic and joked: "Recently, Xiao Yan is also a good-looking and obedient person. Is it being controlled by some aunt... who?"

Mother Jiang said again: "What you said is, but I heard that Xiaoyan's preference has changed a little recently, which is a bit unexpected."

Perhaps Liang Xishi still had a conscience and didn't tell Jiang's father? Jiang's father's speed of obtaining information was significantly slower, and he suddenly asked in confusion: "How to say?"

Jiang Peiliang also raised his eyes invisibly.

Jiang Yan: "..."

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He stood up abruptly, interrupted Jiang Mu's words, and said with a blank expression: "Dad, Mom, eldest brother, second brother, I'm a little sleepy, I'm going back to my room first."

Mother Jiang smiled slightly: "You have a good rest."

Father Jiang was a little puzzled, but he still didn't say what? He just said, "Okay, you go back first."

The eyes of the four members of the family were all on him, Jiang Yan was a little stiff and planned to go around, but who would have thought that things would happen, he kicked quietly to the side with a bang, innocently shining The floor lamp, suddenly staggered twice and almost fell!

At this critical moment, Jiang Yan immediately punched a set of 36 military punches in the air to maintain his balance, with a grinning mask of the same style as the Spring Festival lion dance, and finally sat back very wittily, successfully avoiding the jump The end of the street to the ground——

Jiang Yan: "?"

Is it his delusion?

Why...doesn't feel right to the touch??

He mechanically lowered his head slowly, and found that under his buttocks, it was not a sofa, but his elder brother's thighs; he slowly raised his head again, and found that his head was not a ceiling, but his ruthless elder brother. eyes of love.

And at this moment, he couldn't hold back the last bit of strength, and his waist was about to fall backwards. At the same time, Jiang Yan subconsciously threw his arms around the elder brother's neck, and the two of them looked at each other affectionately. ? Watch, immediately gay in place.

Father Jiang: "..."

Mother Jiang: "..."

Jiang Yichao: "..."

He assured that he heard the sound of his parents gasping for breath.

In the silence around, with this posture, Jiang Yan could clearly see the gradually changing expression on Jiang Pei's cool face. At the moment when it was about to drop from -1 °C to -100 °C, Jiang Yan's head As soon as the road was broken, he opened his mouth and said:

"...Brother, yes, you asked me to sit."

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