The only human in the zombie family

"Okay." The hooded man looked at the Soviet Union, as if he had finally recovered from that complicated thought.He decided to follow his instinct, a Taoist priest who couldn't even defeat Xiaoyi, could he still beat their nest of charming corpses?

"Little One?"

"Yes, leader!" Although Xiao Yi was still complaining, he quickly responded when he heard the hooded shout.

"This Taoist priest made you a pet, don't kill him! You can't eat him when you're hungry, why don't you?" The hooded man looked at Xiao Xiao for a while, until Xiao Yi gave him a hug because he heard that he was happy with the Taoist priest. His eyes quickly receded before he said the word "um" with a rising sound at the end. The meaning is definitely very meaningful, as you can see from Xiaoyi's increasingly stiff body.

He was hungry and ate him, which reminded him of the classic line in Wangzai's milk, "Drink me when you are looking at me." However, eating refers to people, and this joke is not funny at all.Su Su complained in his heart, and then looked at Xiao Yi's expression for some reason, feeling a sense of gloating.

"Yes!" Xiaoyi replied, and finally lifted Lin Gu who had been standing at his feet.Then he kicked, carried Lin Gu on his shoulders, and used his other hand to firmly hold Lin Gujin, not to mention that Lin Gu wanted to take the Dao Talisman, but he couldn't even move.

"Let's go, go back to the old nest!" Now that the episode was resolved, the hated man said to all the clansmen, and then led everyone to set off again.

As a result, the Soviet Union was unprepared for a while but was carried on the shoulders of the hat. ==

However, when looking at the coffins on the shoulders of those ghostly corpses behind him, the coffins with hoods on his left shoulder and the Taoist priest on his right shoulder, for some reason he suddenly regained his balance, and even the corners of his mouth that usually wanted to twitch I don't smoke anymore.

Could it be that seeing someone just like him makes him mentally balanced! ! !

Bah, bah, when did he become so dark?Is it really because this Taoist priest with horns is so hateful?

When Su Su thoughtfully let the hat-wearing man carry him back, Lin Gu was not as calm as Su Su.

He was confused, he couldn't understand what the ghost corpses said?

But after Xiaoyi carried him, and when he turned his head, he could see the coffin on his shoulder, he felt panic in his heart, especially when he found that he couldn't move, let alone put the Taoist talisman up!

No Talisman?So that means he can't do anything!

Can't do anything!Does that mean he can only wait to die?Being caught by the ghost corpse, he didn't believe that the monster would have good intentions.

"Pound thump, thump thump" Amidst the neat bouncing sounds of the ghost corpses, Lin Gu's shout was very pitiful.

"Put me down!"

"Hey, I am a member of the "Chongmao Sect". You kill me, be careful that they destroy your entire clan."

"Let me down, I promise I won't arrest you when I go back!"

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After all, Lin Gu is a 16-year-old boy. At this time, how can he remember anything else, all the messy promises have come out!Even after discovering the seemingly slow but fast pace of the ghost corpses, the scene in front of him became more and more unfamiliar.There was a cry of despair in Lin Gu's voice.

"I don't want to die, don't die!"

In the silent forest, only those neat beating sounds can be heard, and that sound is particularly worrisome.

It's a pity that for them with hats, they can't understand what it means to be miserable.

Lin Gu cried for a long time, and anger flashed in his hooded eyes.This Taoist priest is noisier than his pets.

He got angry, stopped immediately, turned his head and looked at Xiao Yi fiercely: "Xiao Yi's pet, huh?"

This time Xiaoyi was very clever and understood what he meant in the eyes with the hat.He first grinned flatteringly at the hooded man, then lightly patted Lin Gu's butt with his hand. "Pet, be quiet, look at the leader's pet, how obedient, you have to learn!"

Of course, Lin Gu heard his words as two high and low growls, but in Xiaoyi's opinion, the light slap was very painful to him, especially the buttocks.He only felt anger welling up:

"You ghost corpse, one day I will catch you, peel your skin and cramps, and let the bone demon make a nest on your body." After feeling the heat on his buttocks but he couldn't move at all, Lin Gu broke out and put what his master said The warning that you can't swear at others was thrown to the back of your mind, and Balabala scolded for 10 minutes without interruption, and it was not repeated!

The hooded eyes turned and stared at Lin Gu in a daze: ""

Sure enough, every Taoist priest has one or two special skills.

Xiao put one hand on Lin Gu's buttocks and lifted it up: ""

It turns out that you can talk for so long without stopping?Well, after returning to his lair, ask this pet to teach him, just to please the female ghost corpse.

From the ghoul: ""

Dazed, Qi Qi looked at Lin Gu, it was really not their surprise that creatures of the same species were not.

Soviet Union:""

He finally recovered from the deep self-contemplation, and after listening to Lin Gu's words, he screened out those words that he didn't understand. In fact, Lin Gu's words were easy to understand. The more exciting it is!

The corners of Su Chu’s mouth twitched. He felt that the previous reflections were meaningless. If he really wasn’t my species, his heart must be bad, but the one with horns looked like his human being. It was really annoying (there is only one human being in this world about him). , but those with long horns like Lin Gu are the majority, he doesn't know this now, but even if he knows, he thinks he will think this is correct ==)

"Your ghost corpses and this strange creature without horns are not good species." Lin Gu's scolding continued

Hearing this sentence, the Soviet Union felt instantly furious. "Strange creature, you are strange, your whole family is strange, whoever sees a human has horns, you think you are a sheep!"

Soviet Union clenched his hands tightly, roaring in his heart, but unexpectedly he did not refute, instead, he lowered his head in Lin Gu's words, and stopped looking at Lin Gu, leaning his head on the hooded shoulder as if unintentionally. .He suppressed the corner of his mouth that was about to twitch!He believes that sometimes the word forbearance is a knife, and if you endure it, there will be a rainbow.

really

If it was said that the one who wore the hat before was just a little upset about Lin Gu’s chattering words, then when he saw the Soviet Union seemed to have heard Lin Gu’s words, he was so sad and powerless that he leaned his head on his shoulder, acting like his master was helpless and coquettish ( Naobudi is often extremely powerful, even if the target is a zombie) that kind of discomfort becomes very angry.

Although the Soviet Union is indeed a strange creature, but this is what you, a Taoist priest, can say?

Is the authority of the zombie leader so challenging?

The capped man didn't know why the Soviet Union was so clear at this moment, but when the thought took shape in his mind, he was angry. "Roar!" With a loud roar, looking at Xiao Yi's stiff body, he slowly said word by word: "Xiao Yi, pets need to be cleaned up, huh?"

Xiao Yi grinned to please the leader, but apparently such an angry leader was not enough to please him. He thought about it, and with his keen intuition, he finally didn't dare to look at the leader who was obviously in anger. He stiffened He bent his body and shook his head up and down with a large movement, accompanied by a tooth-piercing "click".Xiaoyi slapped Lin Gu twice with a much stronger force than before, and after two "slaps", Lin Gu screamed uncontrollably.That sound hurts as soon as you hear it.

"Taoist, you have to be good, or I will still beat you next time!" After Xiaoyi finished speaking, he thought that the other corpses hadn't seen the movement, and gently stroked Lin Gu's buttocks, full of tears. reassured.

Unfortunately, Lin Gu couldn't understand.But after the two heavy slaps, Lin Gu's eyes were red, and he gritted his teeth fiercely to suppress all the cries of pain behind him.

This is not a Taoist temple, not a place where he can act like a baby, and in the pile of charming corpses, if he is willful, he will only make himself more miserable.Most of the time, only the lessons of blood can make people realize the facts, and once this kind of thinking takes shape, no matter how painful it is, he will not open his mouth, even after the hated man is talking about starting, no matter how fast Xiaoyi is carrying him How fast, he didn't even hum.

Lin Gu's behavior made the Soviet Union feel uneasy.In fact, his behavior was too naive. Lin Gu looked like a child with that face, and he was angry at a child. He was not so naive before, or it was just because of time travel that he has been facing these strange things. He was so excited to see the same kind of corpse!

But it won't be like this in the future.Xiao Yi's two slaps, even if they didn't land on him, he would still know the pain just by hearing the sound, but all this is because of him!

He is so childish!

I don't know whether it's really a habit or it's because of cultivation, but he doesn't feel as uncomfortable as yesterday when he is carried by the hat.Maybe it was controlled by my own guilt.

Because it is in the forest, even if there is sunlight shining in during the day, it is actually only a few sparse touches, which is not a threat at all to them with hats.

Although the custom of going to sleep existed during the day, the existence of Lin Gu gave him a sense of crisis.

And this kind of crisis can only be eliminated by returning to the old nest.

After this episode ended, they traveled day and night for the next three days.

It wasn't until the fourth night that it was Xiaoyi who stopped under the command of the hated man.

"Leader!" Xiao Yi looked at the corpses who were still walking, a flash of determination flashed in his eyes, but he quickly jumped to stand in front of the hooded ones.

"Huh?" The man with the hat responded, signaling those clansmen to also stop and listen to what Xiao Yi had to say.

"Boss, he seems to be dead! He's been motionless since morning." Xiao Yi looked at the man with the hat on and found that he wasn't angry at all, so he took another step forward and carefully put Lin Gu on the ground Then he said this to the one with the hat.

"Huh? Die? I'm not saying that he can't be allowed to die!" Looking at Lin Gu's current appearance, the hooded man really did what Xiao Yi said.He was motionless, his eyes were closed, and his breathing was almost inaudible.

just dead?The hooded man leaned closer and tried his best to look down at Lin Gu's position. The more he looked, the more angry he was. He kicked Xiao Yi resentfully, and looked at Xiao Yi's sad expression and angrily reprimanded.