Don't make trouble, Erchen is busy

"Don't make trouble, my son is busy" Author: Xuexue

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Xuanyuan Bao'er carried a small hoe and knocked on the golden door of the Imperial Study Room. The sharp-eyed little eunuch immediately ran away when he saw this scene.

Emperor Xuanyuan, who was reviewing the memorial, couldn't help holding his forehead and sighing softly, no need to look, it must be his naughty child who is playing tricks, raised his head, and the little guy picked up his precious hoe and pouted loudly Shouting "Father, Father, my son doesn't want to practice martial arts, don't play the piano, my son wants to farm..."

There were traces of cracks on the frosty face, resisting the twitching of the corner of his mouth, Emperor Xuanyuan asked lightly, "...Then Father asked you, why do you want to farm?"

His family's emperor is cute, but extremely cute, and well-behaved, but also very well-behaved, but...

Xuanyuan Bao'er tilted her head, frowned, her little head was tangled, her father seemed to be angry, and things seemed to be difficult to handle, "... this, this, my father, if I want to farm, I can grow a lot of delicious food, feed me You!"

This article is an extremely joyful and loving farming article. There is a special way to upgrade. Yes, farming can also be upgraded. The small attack is very powerful, and the small subject is very different. It belongs to the category of warm and petting.

Content tags: Geng Tian Wen Qiang, Robbery, Traveling Through Time and Space, A Soft Spot

Search keywords: Protagonist: Xuanyuan Baoer Xuanyuan Limo┃Supporting role: Little Mirror Demon┃Others: many, many

1. God's mischief

Wu Bao was still spraying pesticides on the rice in the field. It was a hot day and the sun was dark, but Wu Bao smiled happily.

This year's crop harvest is good, it is a bumper harvest, Wu Bao can't close his mouth when he looks at the large golden rice with waist hanging down in front of him. Seeing that the rice was almost ripe, suddenly locusts came, which made Wu Bao very anxious.

This crop is Wu Bao's life. If these bugs eat it, Wu Bao will not be mad at him. No one else is going home to enjoy the cool. It's almost noon. Wu Bao, an honest boy, doesn't mind the heat Those who eat Hang Chi Keng are just carrying a big box, and they haven’t stopped to rest since they had breakfast. They are afraid that it will be too late, and the rice will be eaten by insects. Seeing that noon is approaching and the sun is overhead, the weather in June is very sultry. Especially in the dry and rainy season, Wu Bao wiped the sweat off his face, gasping for breath, his eyes blurred, he didn't care, just regarded it as sweat, and let it go, he thought to get rid of these pesticides in one breath. After beating, go home and cook, but many things are unpredictable. Just after he was born with such an idea, Wu Bao's eyes suddenly turned black, and he fell down in the farmland full of rice fragrance. Get up again.

When Wu Bao woke up again, he felt extremely comfortable all over his body, light and light, as if he was flying, he looked down at his feet, hey, he was really flying.

He looked around aimlessly, and there were clouds and mists everywhere, and the lights were flying, which was very beautiful, and there were many fairy towers and pavilions vaguely, but it was not very clear if they were faintly visible, Wu Bao took it as himself It was a dream, the body kept floating and floating, and finally——

Landing on a cloud, Wu Bao stomped his feet curiously. It was soft, and he wanted to reach out to touch it. The quality of this thing is so good, it would be great to take it home as a cushion——

"Ahem!" A cold cough interrupted Wu Bao's reverie.

Wu Bao looked up and couldn't help being stunned, thinking that he was really dreaming, seeing a fairy.

Standing in front of you are two men, one black and one white, each wearing wide-sleeved gowns, black hair flying, handsome and heroic, these two men are born extremely handsome, Wu Bao has never seen such a good-looking man People can't help but look stunned, but he is purely admiring.

"The one below is Wu Bao?" The white-haired man in white clothes had a frosty face, and he uttered a few icy words from his mouth.

Wu Bao looked down, below?Who else is there below, but my name is Wu Bao, and Wu Bao thinks that maybe he is calling himself. Since it is a question from a fairy, he should be more polite. Maybe the harvest of crops will be better next year.

"Yes, yes." Wu Bao nodded. , extremely honest.

The man in black standing behind the man in white tried his best to hold back the thought of bursting out laughing. The two of them naturally knew what Wu Bao was thinking, but he couldn't help laughing, Wu Bao was too honest Now, it's all come to this point, and I still don't know that I'm dead, so I still think it's a dream.

The man in white gave him a cold look, the man in black immediately restrained himself, and squinted at Wu Bao, oh, the other was very honest in appearance, and he didn't look very old, so he rummaged through this person's profile while his mind was active. After reading the information, I felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly tugged at the corner of the man in white.

"Cangwu, take a look here... It seems that there is a problem..."

"...It was that brat who did the job today, and he was so dereliction of duty..."

"...what to do...other ways?..."

"...that's it..."

……

So, Wu Bao looked very curiously at the two beautiful men whispering together there, he felt a bit strange, such behavior, intimacy, doting, why does it feel like it's that or that? ah.

"Wu Bao, I want to tell you something now, you are dead, so..."

"What?! You said I'm dead, no, I'm still spraying pesticides in the field, no, no, I can't die, I haven't finished spraying pesticides, what should I do if the bugs eat my millet? Let me put it back, and let me die after I finish spraying the pesticide..." Wu Bao was in a hurry, what should I do now.

"presumptuous!"

The man in white scolded coldly.

That voice was icy cold and piercing, straight to the soul, where a small and weak soul like Wu Bao could bear it, and immediately trembled endlessly like a brush, much more honest.

The man in black was a little dissatisfied.

"Be gentle with him, don't be harsh on him..." To hook the wrong soul is a serious crime.

"Humph!"

"Okay, now I will give you a clear way, because you have done a lot of good deeds in your previous life, so we plan not to throw you into the underworld and let you reincarnate again, you are willing." Even if you don't want to If you want, Wu Bao's body has already been cremated, and there is no dross left.

And such a great thing?

The honest man Wu Bao felt that he had picked up a big bargain, scratched his head and smiled, and asked, "Did I do something to accumulate virtue? ... I don't seem to have done it, oh, yes, I planted a lot of crops , the whole village counts me as the best planter, it turns out that farming is also a matter of virtue, and I feel the same way..."

"...The man in white ignored Wu Bao's words, and the man in black behind him stretched out his finger and poked his waist. , eyes rolling.

"Are you willing to reincarnate?"

Wu Bao was hit by him just now, and he also knew how powerful this person is, so he nodded quickly, a little out of his mind, "Okay, okay, but you have to make sure that I can continue farming, otherwise I won't reincarnate!" more than anything else!

The man in white frowned.

"Yes. Because you have accumulated a lot of good deeds and good deeds, so the two of us discussed it so that you can choose a good life experience and background to make up for... Since then, you have been reincarnated..."

Wu Bao's eyes lit up, he rubbed his hands and smiled, a little flattering, "You, you say I can propose some special conditions?"

Also special conditions?

The pretty brow twitched wildly again, but he still nodded calmly.

"Then why are you embarrassed?" Wu Bao really thinks that farming is good, and there are such delicious food, and he can also make special requests, "I think there will be a lot of land in the future, a lot of fields, a lot of water..." In this way If so, you don’t have to worry about having no fields to plant and no water to irrigate.

"..." How greedy!

"...Yes." The man in black nodded and agreed with a smile.

"Uh, I also want a big, big house..." It can hold a lot of rice...

"..." I really hooked up with the wrong person!

"...Yes." The man in black nodded with a smile.

"Oh, you are really good people, you have promised me, I am satisfied with this, I just want to grow a variety of fields-hey, wait until I think about it, I have one more request, I haven't married a wife yet Ah, wait a minute, let me think about it, can I have a daughter-in-law, hey?" Wu Bao is a poor single, short and homely, because he often goes to the ground, tanned, and He is almost in his third year and has yet to find a wife. Wu Bao is a picked-up baby who doesn't know many words. Even if the family has some savings, people look down on him, so Wu Bao has lived alone these years.

"...Daughter-in-law?" The white-clothed man raised his eyebrows, it was really embarrassing to make such a request.

Wu Baokuang nodded, "Yes, you are a god, you can find me more, my future wife...find a beautiful one, a good-looking one..." In this case, the future baby will also be good-looking, so I don't dare to bully her.

Look, how poor this baby is.

"..."

"By the way, and my wife is taller than me." In this way, if others bully him, he can ask his wife to fight.

"..."

"Also, it needs to be stronger, stronger, I'm afraid it will hurt my wife and my heart will hurt..." This baby has no money, and she can't bear to pay for medical treatment if she hurts herself, so she wants a strong body, but it's a pity... Words Poor, do not know how to express.

Then came the misunderstanding.

The man in white and the man in black looked at each other in surprise.

"And there is money..." That way, he doesn't have to worry about money. He often sees his mother-in-law quarreling fiercely with her man because of money. Wu Bao thinks that his daughter-in-law will not quarrel with him if she is rich.

"It's better to know everything..."

"..."

……

……

"Okay, okay, that's all I have to ask for, please hurry up and reincarnate me..."

The man in white has no expression on his face, cursing in his heart, he has been waiting for your words for a long time, don't you just want a strong man who is rich, powerful, tall and connotative, just come out !

As soon as he lifted his foot, Wu Bao turned into a pop in the sky and disappeared. The man in white finally relieved his anger. This is the most superb person he has ever seen, making so many strange demands.

"Cangwu, why are you so rude? Hey, he made so many requests. How can we find him a suitable partner? I really can't see it..." Well, there are not many requests, in fact, there are only three, But the daughter-in-law's requirements are too high, there are nearly a hundred requirements-it's difficult to find a marriage!

"Hmph! Just assign Li Mo to him. Li Mo is at least a generation of emperors. How can such a request not be met?"

"It's a good idea to find someone, but that guy Li Mo has been in love for 500 years in the afternoon. Although he hasn't recovered his real body, he hasn't been in love for 500 years. You can let that honest guy pair up with him, no, no, you can't hurt him."

"It's okay. They are a couple. It's just that the time hasn't come. I just made it ahead of time. Besides, I gave him the little mirror demon. If it doesn't work, it will happen." The man was quite proud, but it seemed that he was a bit mischievous. .

The man in black hugged his head and screamed, "Ah, little mirror demon, that little devil, it's over, it's over..."

2. Target weight loss! !

A five-year-old, chubby little bun was sitting in the courtyard of Xiao Leng, holding a big red and simple oval mirror in his chubby little hand!

Correct!

It is a mirror with a nose, eyes, and a talking mirror.

This mirror is as big as the palm of an adult man, and Xiao Baozi has fat hands with short fingers, so he has to hold it with two hands.

The mirror said: "Human beings, you can call me Lord Mirror Fairy."

Xuanyuan Baoer pouted and vetoed: "No, you are not a god, you are a monster."

The mirror showed fierceness, "I am the mirror fairy! I am the mirror fairy! What do you know, if it wasn't for helping you fulfill your long-cherished wish and fulfill your damn promise, do you think this mirror fairy would be on you, a mortal?"

cut!

Still a small farmer who doesn't know anything, has no culture!

Xuanyuan Bao'er: "...Then can you walk by yourself?" It's just a mirror, and there are no feet.

Mirror:"…………"

The mirror was silent for a while, and the mirror was depressed. Xuanyuan Baoer's words hurt the sore spot of the legless mirror. This little mirror monster is a devil in itself. No, I was depressed for a while, and then let out a strange chattering smile, "Don't you want to farm, don't you want a wife, you can't do it without me."

Xuanyuan Bao'er nodded, "Yes, you can do it."

Mirror "... Do you know what this place is? This is the cold palace, you are just an abandoned prince, and you may be framed at any time, and it is very dangerous, so if you want to realize your dream, you must live Go on, you are just a little doll now, so you must rely on me, Lord Mirror Immortal~~~~" The ending of this sentence is very long.

Looking forward to Xuanyuan Bao'er's answer, saying that this baby has been here for two days, maybe her nerves are relatively big, and she is very calm, but it is a pity that she does not have a strong body.

Unable to farm, unable to see juicy and tender vegetables, Xiao Baozi with the mentality of a small farmer feels itchy in his heart.

But listening to the mirror, Xuanyuan Bao'er knew his identity and current state, but this is not what he cares about, but listening to the mirror's tone, he seems to be in danger?

"...Why is it dangerous?" Xiao Baozi still cherishes his own life.

"This is the cold palace. No one will know if you are dead. Besides, whoever called you a prince, those restless people who want to fight for the throne must not be pleasing to the eye. Click, huh, you will no longer be able to farm, and you will have no wife. Slightly~~" It seemed to see the little devil's tail swaying in the mirror.

"Then what should I do, I, I can't just die like this, I haven't farmed yet, how can I do this..."

"Hmm, that's why I have this Mirror Fairy. As long as you follow the rules, I guarantee that you will live a colorful life."

"For example..."

"For example, if you work hard to lose your body fat from now on, I will reward you with ten pea seeds, plus a pair of special skill shovels, and ten drops of invincible energy water!" Damn, what a loss!

Xuanyuan Bao'er is a little inexplicable, lose weight?

Uh?

I squeezed my round belly, then pinched my chubby face, and then looked at my plump little hands. Does this have anything to do with the reward? "I'm a little fatter, it doesn't matter if I'm a farmer, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if I'm a little fat..."

The mirror was angry: "It's okay, it's related, it's very important! You haven't seen how fat you are now, you look like a ball, it affects the aesthetics, and..." The mirror doesn't want to expose it anymore More.

This body is a foodie. He doesn't know if Xuanyuan Bao'er was also a foodie in her previous life. Now she is five years old, and she is slowly growing her body. In the long run, the ratio of horizontal length to vertical length will be higher.

The task of mirrors is to match him, and they are all round, so how can that be done, it is too aesthetically inappropriate.

"I can't see it." Xuanyuan Bao'er was a little depressed.

The mirror froze: "...Uh, wait, I'll be invisible for a while."

Still invisible?

Then the eyes, nose, and mouth in the mirror disappeared, and it became a very ordinary small mirror. The little bun leaned over and took a look, um, a very round face, like a bun, with a chubby face It's full of meat, feel it, pull it, it's really...feeling, there is too much meat on the face, so the eyebrows are hard to see (caught by the meat) The small eyes are squinted with a line, and the small mouth is like that. Wrinkles on the skin of a bun.

Xuanyuan Bao'er was distressed, he found that he couldn't find his nose!

Really fat.

Is the food in Lenggong good?

The mirror logged in "Isn't it." I don't know how proud I am.

"I want to lose weight!" Even Xiao Baozi himself dislikes it, he is really too fat, and he can't see his facial features "I want to exercise more, do more exercise, mirror, can you give me a hoe, I want Hoe the ground and get rid of all the weeds in the yard, so I can lose weight."

The mirror vetoed "No!"

"Why?" Xiao Baozi burst into tears.

"Your experience value and output value are too small, but I have a task for you now. After you finish it, I can temporarily credit you with the hoe. When your experience value rises to a certain level, the hoe will naturally be your."

The little bun said seriously, "Then what is the task you said?" As long as he could get the small hoe, the little bun would be refreshed, and he ignored the fact that the mirror said it was owed to him, not given.

Mirror: "Successfully got an intimate contact from Xuanyuan Limo, such as kissing, holding hands, hugging,..."

The little bun was puzzled: "Who is Xuanyuan Limo?"

The mirror is angry: "Your father! You are also the most powerful person in this dynasty. The person who controls your life and death is also the person who decides whether you can farm, so you must absolutely please him, you know?"

Xiao Baozi nodded honestly. It is a matter of farming, and it really needs to be courted.

"Well, why should I have close contact with him, can I change it?" For strangers, farmers with a little inferiority complex still don't like to meet those high-level officials, especially the oldest one.

"No! You can't! You have to have close contact with him, and you have to gain his favor. The better the favor, the more valuable it is for you to exist, because after two months, a foreign country will come. As an abandoned child, you will be The probability of being a proton is as high as 99.99%!"

It turned out to be the case.

Little Baozi is in a lot of trouble. It turns out that being the prince of the cold palace has a backup effect. There is nothing more terrifying than being a proton. In order to be able to stay in the palace, Xiao Baozi decided to be mighty.

"Then, what do you think I should do now? I don't know where Xuanyuan Limo is, and how to attract his attention."

The mirror corrected: "He is your father!"

"Oh, I know it's Lao Tzu..." In fact, I have no idea about this at all. Xiao Baozi didn't have Lao Tzu in his previous life, so he is very vague about this.

3. Assign tasks

Mirror: "Okay, now there is a task coming, hurry up. You can hide me in a while, take it with you, and I will contact you at any time."

Xiao Baozi nodded.

After the mirror finished speaking, it became invisible, and it returned to the appearance of an ordinary mirror. Xiao Baozi stuffed the mirror into his arms. At this time, a series of messages clearly appeared in Xiao Baozi's mind.

Player name: Xuanyuan Baoer.

Level: 0

Experience Points: 0/10

Affinity: 0/10

Mission Completion: 0

Assigned task: Take a quick look around, have the closest contact with Xuanyuan Limo, and reward a small shovel~~

Mission failed: punishment for washing the toilet for one day~~~

There is still punishment, the little bun pouted very sullenly, but this thing?Why does it feel like a game?The country bumpkin was a little puzzled, and ran towards the south according to the information given by the mirror. At this moment, the cold palace in the south was playing out a bloody scene.

The concubine who was thrown into the cold palace was pregnant and gave birth to a dragon son, but this concubine was once very favored, and there was a certain force behind her, and she just tossed the emperor Xuanyuan Limo who was far away in the sky, and the cold palace suddenly became lively up.

The distance is not very far, Xuanyuan Bao'er is panting badly after running a few steps, she is too fat and heavy to run at all, and her calves are short, so there is no need for a mirror to remind her, Xuanyuan Bao'er also loses weight Enlightened, when I arrived at the Lenggong in the south, the so-called Lenggong is still somewhat different, at least it looks newer than the houses here, and there are more slaves, Xuanyuan Baoer watched from a distance, lying behind a tree, Stretch out your little head and watch.

There were a lot of people standing outside, guards and maids, and a bright yellow soft sleeper was set up in the yard, but I saw a black-haired man with dark green color sitting with his back facing him, surrounded by many maids and eunuchs, many of them came from In and out of that room.

This is his old man?

Sudden.

A beep sounded in Xiao Baozi's head, and the sudden sound made Xiao Baozi startled. When the information appeared in his mind, Xiao Baizi seemed to calm down.

Master Jingxian reminded: Xuanyuan Limo appeared, take the initiative to attack and gain intimacy.

The point is that he also wants to, but how to get close is the problem, and there are so many people guarding him, if he rushes over rashly, he will not be regarded as an assassin.

Master Jingxian reminded: You are his son, go directly if you have nothing to do, it is best to pick a flower...

Little Baozi silently despises, Master Jingxian, just say it to yourself, but is it necessary to pick flowers, although he is puzzled, but Xiao Baozi is still very honest, there seem to be quite a lot of flowers in that yard, pink, A large cluster of large clusters, that's all.

The little bun moved around like a little turtle, until it reached the guard, who was staring at the little ghost who appeared out of nowhere, and wanted to throw it out.

Xiao Baozi puffed out his fleshy cheeks, holding two small hands like small meatballs: "I am Lao Tzu's son!"

The guard stared: "..."

Mirror: "You are the son of the emperor, you say that, idiot!"

The little bun corrected it immediately, and said angrily, "I, I am the son of the emperor, you can't touch me..." Then, like a little crab, he walked sideways, took a look, walked sideways again, and then walked sideways. I poured it in.

Then, the maids and eunuchs saw a big white dumpling moving in at the speed of a tortoise, because the guards in front didn't make a sound, and these court ladies and eunuchs didn't dare to say anything.

No, the master is here, don't die.

In fact, Xuanyuan Limo felt something when the little bun appeared, but he didn't react at all. Seeing the little ghost barging in, he opened his eyes. Under the snow-like face was a pair of black eyes. Icy and cruel, when the eyes opened, the surrounding temperature also dropped a lot.

The eunuch and maid beside him could not help but lower their heads, trembling.

The cold gaze was cast on the rustling clothes, and the stern face couldn't help becoming stiff - this is a big bun coming from there!

Just a snowball, moving and moving, at a very slow speed, a certain little bun didn't know that it had become the focus at this time, and still cautiously moved towards the large cluster of very lush peonies.

The little bun is a little tangled, there are so many flowers, which one should I pick better?

Mirror: "You can just pick any flower..."

The little bun grabbed a large peony flower as big as the mouth of the bowl, sniffed it, it was fragrant, and then pinned it to his head, turning his small eyes upwards hard, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. , secretly took out the mirror, and muttered in a low voice, "Mirror mirror, look at this flower when I wear it, does it look good?"

The mirror has no invisibility, so Xiao Baozi still can't see "Who gave me a foot, I really want to kick you away! I told you to give it away, why are you wearing it for yourself, idiot! It's so ugly, get it off quickly!" "

"Oh."

So it wasn't for me, that's right, I'm a big man, what kind of flowers do I wear, Xiao Baozi stuffed the mirror back, took off the big flower on his head, held it in his hands tremblingly towards the frosty face The man goes.

"Father, father, this, this is..." Xiao Baozi smiled sillily, now he couldn't even see his eyes, only the chubby flesh was shaking, blinding people's eyes.

The moment Xiao Baozi handed out the flowers, someone suddenly shouted, "There is an assassin!"

So the palace maid and the eunuch immediately escorted him, Xiao Baozi was still in a daze, when suddenly he saw the expressionless man on the opposite side who seemed to be holding back something, suddenly raised his foot and touched it.

The little bun felt that he was flying, and then his eyes went dark, and with a thud, he stuck himself upside down in the ditch, as if something unpleasant had been poured into his mouth, it was so disgusting, he tried his best to Struggling, he wanted to shout, but his mouth seemed to be stuffed with something, both in his nose and ears. He found his hands in the mud, and he couldn't help but panic.

In fact, the ditch is a bit deep, and the little bun was too unlucky where the water drained. He was kicked into the ditch by Xuanyuan Limo's kick, because he was too fat. Don't get stuck in it.

The assassin didn't see it.

Very strange, the wind was swirling in the yard.

The maid and the eunuch couldn't calm down anymore, they were looking at Xuanyuan Limo, who seemed to be okay, the eunuch beside him who had served him for many years gave him a wink, thinking that this big white dumpling looked familiar, because the eunuch was nearsighted and couldn't see things very clearly.

"Oh, it's terrible, this is His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince, Your Majesty, this old minister is so confused, I didn't even see His Highness, Your Majesty, please allow this old minister to pull the Seventh Prince out..." This word is really incomparably appropriate.

Since he was his son, Xuanyuan Limo no longer felt embarrassed and nodded.

"Go." Cold and unfamiliar.

The eunuch just passed by, his eyesight was not good, and he couldn't find Xiao Baozi's hand after a long time, so he was in a hurry and beckoned.A guard came running over with a very sensible look, "Your Majesty?"

The prince was in a hurry, "...It's over, it's over, why is the Seventh Highness without hands, this is amazing..."

The guard looked at the two short hands stuck in the stinky ditch that were ignored due to their too spherical body, and said calmly, "My lord, Your Highness has hands, but they are too fat to find..."

Everyone: "... mouth"

Wang Gonggong: "Oh, I just said it, why can't I find a place to drag it, you quickly lift His Highness the Seventh Highness..."

The guard lifted the little bun's leg and pulled it hard, because his body was stuck in the ditch, which made people very depressed. It took a long time to pull it out, and the little bun cried in pain.

Eunuch Wang: "Hey you..."

The guard said calmly, "Your Highness has feet, you can carry them..."

"Woooo, woooo..." Don't do the task anymore, he would rather clean the toilet for a day!His face was covered with mud, the white balls turned into black balls, and two lasagna tears flowed out.

4. Reward a small shovel~~~

Everyone laughed sullenly.

Emperor Xuanyuan, who was lying on the couch, looked at the dark ball, and couldn't help feeling a little bit disgusted in his heart. Is this his son?Such a fat, dirty one?Emperor Xuanyuan couldn't accept it.

The myopic old eunuch Hou was beside Emperor Xuanyuan, pondering over his words.

"Your Majesty, the old minister thinks His Highness is very pitiful, why don't you wash him..." This person was covered in stinky mud, originally a white bun, but now a black bun, and kept howling there .

"Go."

Then I felt a little unlucky, and got off the soft bed. Once Emperor Xuanyuan left, it showed that His Majesty was in a bad mood, and he didn't even want to wait for the master in this yard to have a baby. The concubine's personal nun was very anxious, her fat body rolled all the way, knelt on the ground and blocked the way, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty is about to give birth, and Your Majesty will be able to see your emperor soon, Your Majesty, please wait a little longer." ..."

"Don't wait, go back to the palace!"

Emperor Xuanyuan glanced coldly, and the guards around him took the old mother away. This man gave birth to a child all morning, if it wasn't for being gossiped by the crowd, why would Emperor Xuanyuan come here.

The group of people left cleanly. Fortunately, the myopic old eunuch had poor eyesight, but his heart was good. He hurriedly called a guard to carry the black bun, and followed the brigade back to the palace.

Xiao Baozi continued to shed lasagna tears.

At this time, some information appeared in my mind.

Player name: Xuanyuan Baoer.

Level: 1

Experience Points: 10/10

Affinity: 10/10

Mission Completion: 1

Assigned tasks: success of onlookers, successful close contact, the system prompts to reward the player Xuanyuan Baoer with a small shovel~~

Nima!

It's so cheating, this is the so-called intimate contact, didn't the mirror say it was kissing, shaking hands, or hugging, the man obviously gave him a kick in the chest, okay?

Where is this intimate contact?Little Baozi shed tears silently, extremely aggrieved.

Little Baozi: Mirror, you liar!

Mirror: I lied to you, it’s just that your situation is special, this is purely accidental, who told you to be so fat, I thought men like buns... I can only blame you for being too fat... too ugly ...

Little Baozi: Huh~~~~(>_<)~~~~

Mirror: Don't cry, this kind of thing won't happen again.Want to see the rewards.

award?

Speaking of rewards, Xiao Baozi’s eyes lit up. Although it’s just a small shovel, something is better than nothing. The palace doesn’t have such a thing. Xiao Baozi felt that there was something extra in his hand. crack!

Really just a small shovel!

Very small, very small, no different from a spoon for eating, isn't this a scam?

Mirror: Calm down!This is not an ordinary small shovel, it can be upgraded in the future, the size can be changed, and it will have force value and output value accordingly.

Little Baozi wiped away his tears, and was very surprised: Really?

Then, the system popped up a small box:

Tool: small shovel

Force value: 1/10 low level

Output value: 0/10, the remaining number of times, and ten more times.

Attack value: 15+

Destructive power: 15+

It cannot be dropped, carried by itself, and can be upgraded.

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Xiao Baozi: What do you mean?

The mirror directly disappeared and ignored it. Although I didn't know what it meant, Xiao Baozi felt that this thing looked pretty good. Although it was ugly, the appearance of the small shovel gave Xiao Baozi a little psychological comfort.

The group of people went back to the palace, and the little buns were also carried in. Emperor Xuanyuan had a bit of a cleanliness habit. From the palace, it can be seen that there are pure white and elegant white gauze everywhere, and the inside is spotless. Once inside, there is a huge artificial pool , there are many water lilies planted inside, surrounded by some elegant screens, and many coiled incense burners.

The bumpkin squinted his small eyes, hey, it’s so enjoyable, I’ve never seen such a big and glorious scene in my life, the bumpkin was shocked, the inside can really be described as golden and jade brilliant, a graceful palace lady, with a graceful figure , the elegant fragrance filled the air, the enjoyment of the emperor level, the little bun stared in a daze, wandering into space, and didn't even hear the words given by the myopic eunuch, so many times, discordant things were born like this.

I don't know how long it took, and none of the maids and eunuchs left in the palace left. The bumpkin pulled his eyes out from the wall covered with gold flakes. He was a little panicked. By the way, what did the eunuch tell him to do? of.

Oh, it's a shower...

Taking a shower, Xiao Baozi turned around and walked through several corridors, the same as before, with pure white sandman flying around, Xiao Baozi was drooling, a lot of noodles were flying, I really want to eat it.

Xiao Baozi is now a fat man, not hungry, he is already very hungry at the moment, when he is hungry, his body becomes weak and he can’t walk, finally seeing a palace again, Xiao Baozi is excited, smells delicious, It smelled sweet and glutinous, so Xiao Baozi poked his head to look inside, but there was no one inside, it was filled with water vapor, and it was very hazy.

The little bun moved towards the huge hot spring step by step. This hot spring was about the size of a small pond and was round. The hot spring was surrounded by nine golden dragons. The nine golden dragons were lifelike. The hot spring seemed to be hot, the hot air was rolling, and the bright red petals were floating on it.

"Petal bath? (⊙o⊙) Wow, they are so kind to me, they prepared so much water for me to take a bath..." What a waste, but there is still a plate of cuts on the shore of the hot spring The juicy and juicy fruit, the little bun was so excited that he took off his clothes in twos and a half, and a big white bun was born.

Pfft!

What, what's going on?