lady!major general please go home

Tang Mu has been huddled in Germany for three years, and he never came back even once in the middle of the little heartless, so this time, apart from the rounds of condolences and bombings from his family, the brothers who had been good friends since childhood heard that he had returned to China, and immediately besieged him. !Besides going abroad to see him, even if you kill him, don't even think that he will take the initiative to come back to see his brother!But fortunately, everyone in his family receives the same treatment, and the young master cannot be expected to accommodate his buddies!

So as soon as he came back, he just cleaned up Tang Ao's mess.Someone on the back foot came to the door anxiously and kindly.

"Tang Mu, come out to eat." Ke Xun, who grew up together, picked the right time and called him when he saw the right time.

Tang Mu continued to roll his eyes, and he never stopped doing this when he returned to China: "Another day, it's snowing, don't go out." He was cold and had no interest in going out.

"You're not a bitch. After staying in Germany for a few years, you're even afraid of the snow. You're useless!" Men talk about friendship, and it's not an ordinary brother who can talk like this.

Tang Mu lazily kicked off the shoes on his feet, took off the down jacket on his body, pulled off the scarf around his neck, and slowly crawled into the quilt: "You can say whatever you want, anyway, I don't go out." I don't know Why is he so afraid of the cold? At home, 24 hours a day, he spends 21 hours in bed!It's unshakable!Everyone in the Tang family knew his habit. As long as the temperature was below ten degrees, he would not get out of bed, let alone go out.That's why the mess Tang Ao threw at him set him on fire!

"Tang Mu, you are really a bitch, grandma, is it that serious? Will you die of cold if you go out?" Ke Xun was speechless!Who is this?

"That's it, I'm cold, so I hung up." He hung up the phone in a few words, reached out and threw the phone away, the whole person was shrunk under the quilt, only a little hair was on the edge of the quilt.Even in a well-heated home, the hands and feet can't get back to temperature for a long time.It's easy to get cold hands and feet, but when you stay outside, you immediately turn into popsicles.The winter in the north is full of snow at any time, which makes him want to beat the perverted God to death!

Seeing the hung up phone, Ke Xun became furious!This kid is so underrated!Press the call button: "Hey, Linzi, I'll go to the Tang's house to catch that kid, you guys go to the old place and wait, that kid is too much to beat! He's afraid of the cold and won't come! ——Okay! Got it!"

After finishing speaking, he dropped the phone, and on the snowy road, this awesome guy started to play drifting!That speed is absolutely desperate!

Young Master Tang, who fell asleep, probably didn't know that his behavior had caused public outrage!

After Ke Xun arrived at the Tang family, he first negotiated with the Tang family before going upstairs to arrest people. He joked that he came to the house to arrest people. How could he not greet the parents first?When the Tang family heard that the guy who was too lazy to go out like a lazy snake in hibernation, 120 people supported him.The whole Tang family agreed that they would prepare Tang Xiaosi's wedding next year. If he stays on the bed like this every day, then let him marry a ghost?So it is urgent to drive him out to meet his partner.

Then Ke Xun went upstairs and arrested the people in the bed, and acted as an old mother to dress his young master, and then ignored Tang Xiaosi's evil fire, and had a small reunion with them under the welcome of the Tang family. The old place to go.

Tang Mu got up, dressed and put on his shoes. He didn't say a word until he was stuffed in the car. He just squinted his eyes and looked at Ke Xun lightly, and then closed his eyes on the co-pilot to rest his mind.

Ke Xun was a little puzzled, why is this person so talkative today?This person is the kind of standard master who revenges revenge and never relents when wronged!what is it today?Growing up crazy together since childhood, he is as clear as a mirror about this guy's eccentricity of being afraid of the cold. It is easy to say at other times, except that he hardly goes out in winter!If anyone dragged his young master out of the house in such a cold weather, he would definitely play his life with that person.But today he was so eerily quiet. Really, he has done such things a lot since he was a child. In the past, this person would jump up and settle accounts, but today is really weird to the extreme!

Tang Mu didn't care what he was thinking, now he just wanted to rest for a while.

Then, for the first time in more than [-] years, these two people did not speak quietly, and just like this, they arrived at their old place where they usually gather together in a weird atmosphere with different thoughts.

After getting out of the car, Tang Mu didn't make any fuss. He consciously headed towards the old place, and Ke Xun followed behind him tremblingly.Pushing away the specially reserved luxurious private room, there are already people gathered in it.

"Hey! Tang Mu, you're here. You haven't said hello for a few days after you've been back. The brothers have wanted to get together for a long time. This is the appointment today." The famous 'social butterfly' Lin Er smiled A big bear hug to my brother whom I haven't seen in three years.

"Yeah, Tang Mu, our brothers haven't been together for three years, and you're too mean, you don't even say hello when you come back." Among them, Chen Tuo, who is known as a new good man, is a well-known loving wife and daughter Good man, his wife and daughter will never leave his body except when he is with his brothers, because none of this group of bachelors has 'immediate family members', so they had to be left at home.

Tang Mu took off his heavy down jacket and gave everyone a bear hug: "I decided to come back on the spur of the moment. I didn't plan to come back. It was Tang Ao who got married and was yelled at by his family." He didn't speak until then, When Ke Xun heard him speak, he finally put a hanging heart back into his stomach, and wiped his uncle's!He has rarely been so false!This guy seems to have changed a lot in three years in Germany.

"How is it? How's the life of the foreign devils in Germany in the past three years?" The young master of the Geng family will always be the one with the most poisonous mouth. He threatened him to sever the relationship between father and son, but in the end, the unfilial son who had dragged [-] million went straight to the end with one sentence: as soon as possible!

As a result, after the word reached the old man, his old man directly listed him as a household that refused to deal with him, and the two hadn't improved the bad relationship between father and son for several years.

"It should be very moisturised! Look at the shiny coat!"

"Fuck you! Yours is hair color, our little Mumu is complexion." This disgusting guy is Ouyang He, who is 35 years old this year, and is the oldest among them. Now he is not called young, but old, because He was the only poor man among the few of them who was forced to take over the family business.But Tang Mu is most afraid of seeing him, because when he sees him, his hateful nickname will come out.

Tang Mu picked up the wine on the table, stood up gracefully, surrounded the table, filled the goblets in front of everyone with a full glass of white wine, yes, what he was holding was more than [-] degrees Liquor, one glass per person.Everyone looked at the [-]-degree white wine in the glass and swallowed with some difficulty. This is just the beginning. Is this necessary?

As soon as Tang Mu turned the table down, he opened two wine bottles. The second bottle was empty just as he was about to, so he was unambiguous, picked up the third bottle of white wine on the wine shelf, and filled himself a whole glass. Raised eyebrows: "I'll go back to Germany after the Chinese New Year. I don't know when the next meeting will be. If you are not drunk today, you are not allowed to step out of this door." He said lightly, his tone very calm.

When the people at the table heard it, their eyes widened and their hearts turned, didn't they just get drunk?drink!A man who is not drunk is not a man!Wipe his uncle!This kid has never been so happy, so let's have fun with him today!It's worth drinking to death!Who told this kid to look like a pure man today after more than 20 years!

Then these fools drank it happily!Feeling deep, a mouthful of boredom!Emotional iron, drinking blood!When the emotion is in place, you can drink ten cups and a hundred cups without getting drunk!After drinking the white one, drink the red one!You have a cup, I have a cup, if you are a brother, drink it!If you don't get drunk, you won't go home today!In the end, everyone drank to death!

The worst one was Ke Xun. He ran back and forth to the toilet three times.Tang Mu, that villain who takes revenge when he has revenge, drank him until he vomited, vomited and drank!Until he was so drunk that he passed out, he didn't realize that Tang Mu was pouring him soberly, and he didn't drink a drop after drinking the third cup! "Tang Mu, why did Ke Xun provoke you? Such a cruel hand?" Geng Zhuo finally asked when he saw that Ke Xun was forced off the table.

Tang Mu still smiled faintly: "I said, it's cold, don't go out." As a result, this person who is not afraid of death actually ran to the bed and dragged him. He thought he became a good person after staying in Germany for three years?

Geng Zhuo suddenly realized that this kid was determined to vent his anger on those who dragged him out today!

"You...you heartless guy, we...we just want to get together..." Everyone who hadn't drunk enough to pass out cried out, this person's temperament has not changed at all, he is still so cruel and merciless .

"As I said, it's cold and you don't go out. If you want to get together, don't you know come to your house?" Listen!This bastard actually wants everyone to accommodate him? !

"Tang Mu, it's too wasteful for you not to join the underworld." Really, such a talent is definitely a big brother to join the underworld.With such unreasonable words, he said it as it should be, as if they made a huge mistake by pulling him out to get together!

"Tang Mu, when you get married in the future, your wife will definitely be mad at you." Selfish!It is completely self-centered, such a man, it is a tragedy for a woman to fall in love with, and it is hell to marry him!

"Cut! Can a man like him marry a wife? Be a bachelor for the rest of his life!"

In fact, they all wanted to know what kind of person Tang Mu would marry in the future. With his temperament, it would be a tragedy for a woman to follow him.

And for so many years, I haven't heard what happened to this guy with any woman. The only girl he wanted to get close to fell in love with his elder brother. As a result, he and the woman who is now his sister-in-law became chatters. , and even an iron buddy who can hang shoulders and shoulders! (Tang Ge is very depressed because he married a wife who is like a man! A wife who can hang shoulders with his brother, you say you are a man, will you be depressed?)