After taking the script that everyone hates BE, I was reborn [Comprehensive]

"I have received the information, please, my lord."

"You don't need to be so polite ~ Sato, you have already left your job, so you can just call me in plain language."

"How can I do that? After all, you are my former boss." Satoda, who put on a professional smirk, is very elite. Apart from the kimono on his body, every move is in the programmed action mode of the General Administration, and he can see the other side The boss complained:

"You are really dedicated, even if you leave the job."

"After all, I was also the person with the number one performance back then. I don't know if there are any juniors who have surpassed my record."

"You haven't been away for a few years. Even if the younger generation wants to exceed the time, it's not enough, no! I was almost led astray by you. Back to the topic. In addition to these script materials, I also discovered one thing. Do you still remember the headquarters?" Is there a loss of a large number of members?"

"Ah, didn't that say it was caused by the dimensional earthquake?" When Satoda first came here, he always thought that this was the reason why he lost contact with the headquarters, but when the minister reminded him, he felt a little strange.

"Although the investigation said so, after being reminded by Miss Yuko, we reconfirmed the detailed missing persons and the progress of the mission."

The man with the cannon fodder paper bag on the screen suddenly said in a serious tone: "Since you came to the headquarters, the number of people missing has become much more frequent, and the last space-time location where most people disappeared is exactly what you received before." scripted world, and..."

"and?"

"Their missing space-time location is just a sub-world in your script. The world you are in now is more like a world composed of these sub-worlds, and there are many bugs."

"I see, thank you."

Solemnly thanked, Satoda and the minister ended the communication. Mrs. Wang, who had turned into a mirror, returned to her human form and threw herself into Satota's arms, rubbing her ears against Satota's chin, wagging her tail.

"Master, what did I do just now?"

"Very good, Mrs. Wang, I'll leave the rest of the contact to you."

"Wang Tai will work hard!!"

Under the palm is Wang Tai's soft and fluffy hair, and his arms are as warm as holding a little sun. Sure enough, this child is really a super healing artifact~

"Strange, why do you feel a chill?"

As if being stabbed by something cold in the back, Sato Tian had goosebumps all over his body. Looking back, he was so frightened that he immediately let go of Mrs. Wang's hand.

Sesshomaru, surrounded by black energy, is really scary...

"Master?" Looking at Sato Tian with his head tilted, Mrs. Wang wondered why the master would let him go suddenly, and then saw the culprit.

"Well--"

An angry Mrs. Wang stared at Sesshomaru, dissatisfied with the focus of Master's eyes on him, and tugged on Satoda's sleeve, saying: "Master! Mrs. Wang wants to play frisbee throwing, shall we go now?"

"now?"

"Let's go~ let's go now!"

Sato Tian, ​​who couldn't beat Mrs. Wang, was dragged out of the door and played with Mrs. Wang throwing the Frisbee.

"Pfft—it's so pitiful that you actually compete with the little devil who has just turned into a human form, but there is no way, who told you that you are a big monster with noble blood, you shouldn't bother to do that kind of behavior to curry favor with humans, right?"

Bawei laughed at Sesshomaru maliciously, a bit gloating, before there were only two shikigami in the shrine, Sesshoumaru has always been the leader of the shrine, which made Bawei feel a lot of anger, now there is an extra shikigami When Mrs. Wang came out, it was really interesting to see how the killing pills were deflated.

"To shut up."

The monstrous murderous aura made Bawei's face darken, "Why are you losing your temper at me? If you have the ability to get rid of that brat in front of the master."

"Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, stinky fox."

Sesshomaru squinted his eyes, he knew that the fox was careful, and wanted to use his hand to get rid of Mrs. Wang, and enjoy the benefits by himself, becoming Satoda's most trusted shikigami.

The conflict between him and Bawei has lasted for a day or two. If it wasn't for the presence of Satoda, the two would have fought a long time ago, and it is normal for the shrine to be destroyed.

Yes, if it wasn't for Satoda, he would have driven this fox/[dog] out of the shrine long ago!

This is what Bawei and Sesshomaru are thinking at the moment.

The hostility of the two confronted each other, and no one would let the other go. They stood in a stalemate until...

"Ba Wei, Sesshomaru, do you want some dumplings?"

Instantly breaking the stalemate between the two, Ba Wei smiled, Sesshomaru withdrew his murderous aura, the two of them acted peacefully as shikigami, and said softly, "Of course."

So Satoda inadvertently resolved a crisis of the shrine being destroyed. Although at the dinner table, the murderous aura of these two shikigami was still terrifying.

"It's really strange. The sauce I bought not long ago disappeared. I bought it specifically to eat with dumplings." Satoda murmured. Although dipped in vinegar is also delicious, Satoda is still steadfast in serving dumplings with rice. Shifted sauce pie.

Mrs. Wang's body stiffened suddenly when she heard Satotian's words, and then grabbed the dumpling and stuffed it into her mouth desperately.

"Mrs. Wang, you can't eat with your hands."

"Ugh-"

"Even if you look at me like this, it's too rude." Wen Sheng corrected Mrs. Wang's wrong eating movements. Satotian's gentle education obviously didn't work for Mrs. Wang, and she even swallowed it willfully. A whole plate of dumplings is ready to escape.

Snapped--!

Holding Mrs. Wang's fate by the back of the neck, Sesshomaru looked down at the pup in his hand, and said solemnly: "Master, please give Mrs. Wang to my training/teaching."

"Eh?"

Satoda looked like he had seen a ghost, and couldn't believe it was what Sesshomaru said, after all, Sesshoumaru didn't like Mrs. Wang very much.

"Since Mrs. Wang is already the shikigami of this shrine, she will lose the face of the shrine if she doesn't know how to behave like this. At least don't behave like this rudely while eating."

Sesshomaru explained, with a serious look in his eyes, Satoda thought for a moment, agreed to Sesshomaru's proposal, faced Mrs. Wang's strong protest, just smiled and said: "Mrs. Wang, you must listen to Sesshomaru, you know?" ?”

"No! I just want to stay by Master's side!!"

"Mrs. Wang, listen up. You can't be so willful. If I find out that you deliberately messed up and didn't listen to Sesshomaru, I'll take you to be sterilized. Do you hear me clearly?"

Mrs. Wang: Master, it's scary!

The smiling Sato Tian Mingming looked softer than usual, but the background behind him was horrific, exuding a strong sense of ominousness, Mrs. Wang's hair was all over her body, and what Sato Tian said just now was in her mind.

Take you to be neutered.

You get neutered.

Go neuter.

sterilization.

It's sterilization! !

I don't want to lose my balls! !

Madame Wang ran wildly in the courtyard, while the other three sat in the room calmly drinking tea.

"Master, if..."

Sesshomaru hesitated to speak, paused for a while, and finally made up his mind and said: "If you feel lonely, I can play Frisbee throwing with you instead of Mrs. Wang."

"puff--!"

Bawei sprayed tea directly, he never thought that Sesshomaru would pull down his face and say such foul words, it was really terrifying.

"No, no need, Sesshomaru, it's better for you to maintain your noble son's image." Satoda blushed, thinking about the prototype of Sesshomaru, and then thinking about Sesshomaru's usual old father's behavior, he suddenly proposed to have a relationship with him. Playing the frisbee throwing game by yourself is scary no matter how you look at it.

"What about me? I can also play with you, Master~"

Bawei said excitedly, but he got the same rejection as Sesshomaru.

Ahh~ Although I usually enjoy playing with Mrs. Wang, but I am a steadfast cat~

In fact, playing frisbee with Mrs. Wang was a bit annoying before, I prefer to stay with cats and cats, but it is better not to tell Sesshomaru about this, because the three of them are canines after all.

"Then, Mrs. Wang will leave it to you. I want to study the information carefully. Please don't disturb me until dinner."

Explaining his "work" in the afternoon in advance, Satoda sat in the empty room with peace of mind, looking at the documents in his hand.

"Senior 0562 disappeared first, and the world coordinates that arrived corresponded to Emperor Guang in the script, followed by Senior 0723, who arrived at the Heizhu Academy in the script, Senior 0891 and—"

Seeing the numbers on the information, Satoda couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat.

This is, really incredible.

"Unexpectedly, there are 142 people in the plot of the Black Lord Academy, 67 people of the ghouls, and 254 people of the king..."

This number was too large, which surprised Satoda. When the seniors disappeared, Satoda didn't care about it. The Cannon Fodder Bureau had a lot of staff, and new people came in every day. No one seriously counted the number of seniors who disappeared.

and……

"Do they all disappear in sequence..." Satoda murmured, the coordinates of the world where the seniors went, the order of disappearance is the same as the development order of the plot world in the script.

Although the script has no author, the submitter is Bai Zhen.

If, just "if", a hypothesis, when I was in the headquarters, the seniors who disappeared all became "Sato Tian" to run the plot, this would be unavoidable, too absurd.

A feeling of nausea rushed into his mind, and Satoda covered his mouth and lay down on the table in discomfort.

Oops, as long as I think of my body being used by so many people, I feel sick.

I feel so dirty.

"Go take a shower."

Satoda packed up the materials, just thinking about it just now, Satoda felt uncomfortable all over his body, as if something was stuck to him, it was extremely uncomfortable.

"Didn't you come out at dinner time?"

While Bawei was cooking with his apron on, he watched Sato Tian hurried to the bathroom to take a shower, thinking that the weather is not hot these days, so why take a shower at this hour?

After the Bawei rice was cooked, Satoda came out red and steaming, and felt very refreshed after drinking a large jug of iced milk.

"Ah, drinking a can of milk after taking a bath is really high!"

"Are you an old man?"

After Bawei finished complaining, his eyes fell on Satoda's chest, which was smooth without any trace of injury, which made him feel strange:

"How did your wound heal so quickly?"

"Um"

Touching the place where he was injured at that time, Satoda felt the delicate touch of the skin. Indeed, it was only a month, and such a large opening has healed. He had symptoms of excessive blood loss before. With such a serious injury, the scene should have been very bloody.

"Did any special situation happen when the killing pill gave me treatment?"

"Yes, yes. When you were treated, the blood you bleed was black, as if you were poisoned. Sesshomaru also used natural teeth to treat you."

"Did you use your natural teeth..." Satoda thought about the function of his natural teeth. After using them for treatment, he should immediately return to his original state, and he didn't have to cultivate for so long.

But I can't say that, after all, my physical condition is quite special, but recently my body has indeed relaxed a lot, and even the hay fever has been cured...

Ah, hay fever.

Satoda suddenly remembered a very important thing, he seemed to be starting school soon! !

The author has something to say: Now the shrine relationship distribution:

For Satoda: Sesshomaru is a mature and stable old father, Bawei is a nagging old mother, and Mrs. Wang is a pet.

For Sesshomaru and Bawei: The two usually maintain peace on the surface, but they both feel that they are the boss of this shrine.

Mrs. Wang is just a brat who comes to fight for territory and doesn't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth.

Satoda is the owner and his own cub.

For Mrs. Wang: Apart from playing games with Satoda, there is nothing in her mind.

☆, party