Rebirth 1/2 Wastewood
Chapter 18 It's Not Scientific
It's impossible to reason with the narcissist whose emotional intelligence is broken. Gu Chen has already confirmed that Jin Yi is himself, so no one can take him away from him.
After trying all morning, Jin Yi completely gave up the idea of persuading him. It is wrong to go all the way to the dark. If you want to save yourself, you must take a detour. As for how to detour... Life is still very long, so take your time.
Fortunately, Emperor Zi Lian doesn't seem to have the intention of consummating the house, and this marriage is not much different from playing a family.
In the next few days, the two of them fell into a strange state, saying that loving each other was ignorant of conscience, and saying that it was not like a cold war—Jin Yi provided his future body with delicious food and drink every day, and the level of seriousness in raising him could catch up with him. Go to a nutritionist.Gu Chen took care of his past body dutifully, doing all the dirty work, for fear that Jin Yi would tire a finger.
The most exemplary couple in the world is nothing more than that, but only they know that it is not the case at all.
Fortunately, everyone vomited and vomited and got used to it.
Aside from being a pig raising wife, Jin Yi’s main activity during the day is to go to the virtual classroom to review his homework. The school will start soon, and he doesn’t want to lose his tail as soon as he enters college. The waste of pursuit).
The main activity at night is naturally cultivation. As soon as he falls asleep, Shangguan Che will take him into the Nine-turn Real Stone to practice the legendary soul-changing method. He didn't think he was so great, but he was more energetic and clear-headed, but the leader himself was very happy, and repeatedly praised Jin Yi's rapid progress in practicing kung fu, all his former disciples combined could not compare.
In Jin Yile's idle life, in his opinion, practicing kung fu is not much different from sleeping. Since he can "enter the state very quickly" after sleeping, let's go on sleeping like this.
Speaking of cute pets in space, everything is weak, and it is the real golden finger to be able to sleep like a peerless master.
This day, Jin Yi finished a virtual class and took a break on the window. It may be because of the practice recently. Wearing holographic glasses for a whole day does not hurt his eyes anymore. His eyesight, which was originally 2.0, seems to have improved a lot. few.
The traffic warning lights floating in the sky flashed twice in the distance, and then the No. 6 bus came over. The buses in the future world are all on the high-altitude dedicated route, so the speed is very fast. Jin Yi could only vaguely see it a while ago. The huge "6" on the car body was startled when he took a closer look today. He actually saw the passenger inside through the car window—an uncle in a suit and leather shoes had his pants unzipped, revealing his polka-dot underwear!
Yooooooooo!Jin Yi opened his mouth wide, how could a person have such good eyesight?Besides, no matter how good your eyesight is, how can you see such subtle things clearly at such a fast speed?
This unscientific!
Could it be that it came from practicing the Soul Changing Dafa?Jin Yi immediately started calling Shangguan Che: "Master, leader!"
"What's the matter, sage?" Shangguan Che was very satisfied with him recently, and his tone became more affectionate. Jin Yi said, "Master, I seem to have something wrong with my eyes. I can actually see an uncle on a bus traveling at 400 yards per hour one kilometer away without pulling his pants. Polka-dot panties worn with chains!"
"Also said that you are not gay, you have to look at the uncle's underwear to see what is wrong!"
Jin Yi Heixian: "Can you grasp the point? I'm talking about my eyes, not the uncle's underwear!"
"Uh—what's so strange about this? My teacher recently taught you to practice the first level of inner strength mentality. Your five senses have become sharper, which means that the true energy in your body is forming. This is a good thing."
"What? Isn't it the soul-changing method? Why has it become an inner strength method again?" Jin Yi felt as if he had been fooled again.
Shangguan Che realized that he had slipped his tongue, he hurriedly laughed, and said: "Well, you don't have any foundation at all, how can you practice such a profound Taoism as the Soul Changing Dafa? The foundation is the most important thing when a tall building rises from the ground. , everything can’t be done overnight.”
Jin Yi asked suspiciously: "The Dafa of changing the soul is Taoism, and the method of inner strength and heart is martial arts. Are these two combined?"
Shangguan choked, and said forcefully: "Taoism is spiritual power, martial arts is the foundation, how can it be unreasonable?"
Jin Yi scratched his head, remembering that Zhang Sanfeng is a master of Taoism and the founder of Tai Chi, since he can cultivate both Taoism and internal skills, what the leader said is probably true, so he curled his lips, lay on the window sill and continued to look out of the window, after a while , Shangguan Che suddenly said: "Sage, is your eyesight just getting better? No other feeling?"
"How do you feel?"
Shangguan Che thought for a while and said, "Well, next time the bus passes by, you should take a closer look and remember, don't look with your eyes."
"How can you see without eyes?"
"Use your heart and your senses to see." Shangguan Che said: "When you see the bus coming, close your eyes, imagine it passing by your eyes, think hard and concentrate on it."
Isn't this still a brainstorm?Jin Yi thought that the traffic light in the distance was on, and that Line 6 was coming again, so he closed his eyes with the attitude of giving it a try, and began to imagine the scene of it speeding past in his mind.
Strange to say, the moment he closed his eyes, there suddenly seemed to be a gleam of light flashing between his eyes. The world in front of him was completely covered by the eyelids, but it was presented in his mind in an unusually clear state, as if Just like the ones taken with a wide-angle lens of a SLR camera, the viewing angle is wide, the colors are vivid, and every detail is clearly visible.
Line 6 swept across his field of vision like the wind, obviously at the same speed of 400 yards as usual, but it was like a slow motion in his brain, every movement was cut into frames of clear images.From a distance, the perfect and smooth car body can be seen clearly because it is frozen - peeling paint, wind-eroded rust, and even the parts that connect with the magnetic rails are covered with dents.
Time seemed to stand still, obviously only for a moment, but Jin Yi seemed to have slipped into the gap of time, unexpectedly had time to see all the details in the car clearly - the cleaning robot was tirelessly floating in the aisle to clean, someone stood up to pick up the luggage, Someone is snoozing with a Siamese cat in his arms, a child stuffed a candy bar into his mouth, and an angry mother is yelling.
God, what's going on here?Jin Yi opened his eyes in surprise, the moment his eyelids lifted, all the magic suddenly failed, Line 6 whizzed by, and in the blink of an eye, even the taillights of the car were invisible.
"Have you seen it?" Shangguan Che asked, "This is the eye of the mind, which is what you often call the sixth sense. Most people see the world with their eyes. Although they are intuitive, they can deceive the soul the most. In fact, the eye of the mind is the most Powerful, when you abandon the external senses and start to see the world with intuition, speed, reality, distance, and distance are no longer obstacles. As long as you want to see, you can see everything and see clearly. Etc. You have practiced to the highest level, and everything will be under your control."
Although what he said was a bit of a stream of consciousness, Jin Yi already had a vague understanding of the scene on Line 6 just now. Although he had no interest in practicing martial arts, he still felt a little passionate deep in his heart.
"What you see is only superficial. When your inner strength reaches a great level, not only can you see everything you have, but you can also predict the future development of things. I'm not talking about divination and fortune-telling, but following the laws of heaven and perceiving everything. If a seed sprouts and is nourished by rain and dew, you can predict that it will grow into a big tree one day. In other words, when your opponent stands in front of you, you can predict his moves through his complexion, expression, and habits. Deduce whether the knife he stabs at you is real or not, and how powerful the punch he hits you, no matter how fast and ruthless he is, you have enough time and angles to observe, deduce, and then Find the right door and break it with one blow." Shangguanche gave some in-depth teachings in simple terms, and finally concluded, "This is the highest state of martial arts—to fight fast with slowness, and to stop with stillness."
"Isn't this the reason for the unity of man and nature in martial arts movies?" Jin Yi asked while rubbing his chin.
"Probably so. In fact, to practice internal strength is to cultivate the spiritual energy in the human body. If the spiritual energy is abundant, people will not be condensed by external objects and transcend all things." Shangguan Che said, "Speaking of which, your physique is very strange. He is very low, but he can practice internal skills many times faster than ordinary people. In just ten days of kung fu, he has already reached the level of an ordinary master in half a year. It cannot be said that he is indeed a prodigy in martial arts. Sage, if you still follow me Practice Qiankun Yinyang Dafa, and I guarantee you will be invincible before the age of 30."
"Forget it." Jin Yi realized that he was advertising again, rolled his eyes, and said, "I just want to become a handsome guy, marry a girl, find a stable job and wait until I die. Such a noble career as Invincible under heaven is still worth it." You and Gu Chen can finish it in the future, you can see how many of them there are, and they will definitely be able to hit it off with you."
Shangguan Che let out a long sigh, and decided not to explain it to him, and let him practice in a daze.
Jin Yi stretched his waist, and was about to go back to study, when he suddenly heard the sound of fierce fighting coming from the kitchen door, accompanied by Hua Niu's choking whimper, ran over and saw Gu Chen was holding Hua Niu's huge body with her tail up. body, trying to drag it out of the kitchen, while Hua Niu had an expression of doomsday on her face, her two front paws were holding on to the door frame of the kitchen, and six deep paw prints had been left on the wall beside the door. It was scratched when it was just dragged out.
"What's the matter?" Jin Yi was taken aback, and quickly grabbed Gu Chen's arm, "What are you doing, you scared it, you don't know it has depression?"
Gu Chen let go, Hua Niu rolled and crawled to the corner of the kitchen, shivering while holding the cleaning machine, the hair on her tail was straight like a steel needle.Gu Chen glanced at it coldly, it shuddered violently, then jumped behind Jin Yi, hugged his thigh and whined for help.
Gu Chen frowned and said: "You came just in time, help me get it to the laboratory, the mecha is ready, I plan to give it a try."
"Huh? So fast? Didn't you measure your body parameters two days ago?" Hey, it's faster than a tailor making clothes?
"Do you think I'm working too fast? I haven't slept much for five nights!" Gu Chen glared at him, turned and walked to the laboratory, "The competition will start soon, we must hurry up to let it get used to it Mecha, otherwise your [-] coins will be in vain.”
"It will start so soon?" Jin Yi asked, "When?"
"The night after tomorrow." Gu Chen had already entered the bedroom door, "Hurry up and bring it down!"
After trying all morning, Jin Yi completely gave up the idea of persuading him. It is wrong to go all the way to the dark. If you want to save yourself, you must take a detour. As for how to detour... Life is still very long, so take your time.
Fortunately, Emperor Zi Lian doesn't seem to have the intention of consummating the house, and this marriage is not much different from playing a family.
In the next few days, the two of them fell into a strange state, saying that loving each other was ignorant of conscience, and saying that it was not like a cold war—Jin Yi provided his future body with delicious food and drink every day, and the level of seriousness in raising him could catch up with him. Go to a nutritionist.Gu Chen took care of his past body dutifully, doing all the dirty work, for fear that Jin Yi would tire a finger.
The most exemplary couple in the world is nothing more than that, but only they know that it is not the case at all.
Fortunately, everyone vomited and vomited and got used to it.
Aside from being a pig raising wife, Jin Yi’s main activity during the day is to go to the virtual classroom to review his homework. The school will start soon, and he doesn’t want to lose his tail as soon as he enters college. The waste of pursuit).
The main activity at night is naturally cultivation. As soon as he falls asleep, Shangguan Che will take him into the Nine-turn Real Stone to practice the legendary soul-changing method. He didn't think he was so great, but he was more energetic and clear-headed, but the leader himself was very happy, and repeatedly praised Jin Yi's rapid progress in practicing kung fu, all his former disciples combined could not compare.
In Jin Yile's idle life, in his opinion, practicing kung fu is not much different from sleeping. Since he can "enter the state very quickly" after sleeping, let's go on sleeping like this.
Speaking of cute pets in space, everything is weak, and it is the real golden finger to be able to sleep like a peerless master.
This day, Jin Yi finished a virtual class and took a break on the window. It may be because of the practice recently. Wearing holographic glasses for a whole day does not hurt his eyes anymore. His eyesight, which was originally 2.0, seems to have improved a lot. few.
The traffic warning lights floating in the sky flashed twice in the distance, and then the No. 6 bus came over. The buses in the future world are all on the high-altitude dedicated route, so the speed is very fast. Jin Yi could only vaguely see it a while ago. The huge "6" on the car body was startled when he took a closer look today. He actually saw the passenger inside through the car window—an uncle in a suit and leather shoes had his pants unzipped, revealing his polka-dot underwear!
Yooooooooo!Jin Yi opened his mouth wide, how could a person have such good eyesight?Besides, no matter how good your eyesight is, how can you see such subtle things clearly at such a fast speed?
This unscientific!
Could it be that it came from practicing the Soul Changing Dafa?Jin Yi immediately started calling Shangguan Che: "Master, leader!"
"What's the matter, sage?" Shangguan Che was very satisfied with him recently, and his tone became more affectionate. Jin Yi said, "Master, I seem to have something wrong with my eyes. I can actually see an uncle on a bus traveling at 400 yards per hour one kilometer away without pulling his pants. Polka-dot panties worn with chains!"
"Also said that you are not gay, you have to look at the uncle's underwear to see what is wrong!"
Jin Yi Heixian: "Can you grasp the point? I'm talking about my eyes, not the uncle's underwear!"
"Uh—what's so strange about this? My teacher recently taught you to practice the first level of inner strength mentality. Your five senses have become sharper, which means that the true energy in your body is forming. This is a good thing."
"What? Isn't it the soul-changing method? Why has it become an inner strength method again?" Jin Yi felt as if he had been fooled again.
Shangguan Che realized that he had slipped his tongue, he hurriedly laughed, and said: "Well, you don't have any foundation at all, how can you practice such a profound Taoism as the Soul Changing Dafa? The foundation is the most important thing when a tall building rises from the ground. , everything can’t be done overnight.”
Jin Yi asked suspiciously: "The Dafa of changing the soul is Taoism, and the method of inner strength and heart is martial arts. Are these two combined?"
Shangguan choked, and said forcefully: "Taoism is spiritual power, martial arts is the foundation, how can it be unreasonable?"
Jin Yi scratched his head, remembering that Zhang Sanfeng is a master of Taoism and the founder of Tai Chi, since he can cultivate both Taoism and internal skills, what the leader said is probably true, so he curled his lips, lay on the window sill and continued to look out of the window, after a while , Shangguan Che suddenly said: "Sage, is your eyesight just getting better? No other feeling?"
"How do you feel?"
Shangguan Che thought for a while and said, "Well, next time the bus passes by, you should take a closer look and remember, don't look with your eyes."
"How can you see without eyes?"
"Use your heart and your senses to see." Shangguan Che said: "When you see the bus coming, close your eyes, imagine it passing by your eyes, think hard and concentrate on it."
Isn't this still a brainstorm?Jin Yi thought that the traffic light in the distance was on, and that Line 6 was coming again, so he closed his eyes with the attitude of giving it a try, and began to imagine the scene of it speeding past in his mind.
Strange to say, the moment he closed his eyes, there suddenly seemed to be a gleam of light flashing between his eyes. The world in front of him was completely covered by the eyelids, but it was presented in his mind in an unusually clear state, as if Just like the ones taken with a wide-angle lens of a SLR camera, the viewing angle is wide, the colors are vivid, and every detail is clearly visible.
Line 6 swept across his field of vision like the wind, obviously at the same speed of 400 yards as usual, but it was like a slow motion in his brain, every movement was cut into frames of clear images.From a distance, the perfect and smooth car body can be seen clearly because it is frozen - peeling paint, wind-eroded rust, and even the parts that connect with the magnetic rails are covered with dents.
Time seemed to stand still, obviously only for a moment, but Jin Yi seemed to have slipped into the gap of time, unexpectedly had time to see all the details in the car clearly - the cleaning robot was tirelessly floating in the aisle to clean, someone stood up to pick up the luggage, Someone is snoozing with a Siamese cat in his arms, a child stuffed a candy bar into his mouth, and an angry mother is yelling.
God, what's going on here?Jin Yi opened his eyes in surprise, the moment his eyelids lifted, all the magic suddenly failed, Line 6 whizzed by, and in the blink of an eye, even the taillights of the car were invisible.
"Have you seen it?" Shangguan Che asked, "This is the eye of the mind, which is what you often call the sixth sense. Most people see the world with their eyes. Although they are intuitive, they can deceive the soul the most. In fact, the eye of the mind is the most Powerful, when you abandon the external senses and start to see the world with intuition, speed, reality, distance, and distance are no longer obstacles. As long as you want to see, you can see everything and see clearly. Etc. You have practiced to the highest level, and everything will be under your control."
Although what he said was a bit of a stream of consciousness, Jin Yi already had a vague understanding of the scene on Line 6 just now. Although he had no interest in practicing martial arts, he still felt a little passionate deep in his heart.
"What you see is only superficial. When your inner strength reaches a great level, not only can you see everything you have, but you can also predict the future development of things. I'm not talking about divination and fortune-telling, but following the laws of heaven and perceiving everything. If a seed sprouts and is nourished by rain and dew, you can predict that it will grow into a big tree one day. In other words, when your opponent stands in front of you, you can predict his moves through his complexion, expression, and habits. Deduce whether the knife he stabs at you is real or not, and how powerful the punch he hits you, no matter how fast and ruthless he is, you have enough time and angles to observe, deduce, and then Find the right door and break it with one blow." Shangguanche gave some in-depth teachings in simple terms, and finally concluded, "This is the highest state of martial arts—to fight fast with slowness, and to stop with stillness."
"Isn't this the reason for the unity of man and nature in martial arts movies?" Jin Yi asked while rubbing his chin.
"Probably so. In fact, to practice internal strength is to cultivate the spiritual energy in the human body. If the spiritual energy is abundant, people will not be condensed by external objects and transcend all things." Shangguan Che said, "Speaking of which, your physique is very strange. He is very low, but he can practice internal skills many times faster than ordinary people. In just ten days of kung fu, he has already reached the level of an ordinary master in half a year. It cannot be said that he is indeed a prodigy in martial arts. Sage, if you still follow me Practice Qiankun Yinyang Dafa, and I guarantee you will be invincible before the age of 30."
"Forget it." Jin Yi realized that he was advertising again, rolled his eyes, and said, "I just want to become a handsome guy, marry a girl, find a stable job and wait until I die. Such a noble career as Invincible under heaven is still worth it." You and Gu Chen can finish it in the future, you can see how many of them there are, and they will definitely be able to hit it off with you."
Shangguan Che let out a long sigh, and decided not to explain it to him, and let him practice in a daze.
Jin Yi stretched his waist, and was about to go back to study, when he suddenly heard the sound of fierce fighting coming from the kitchen door, accompanied by Hua Niu's choking whimper, ran over and saw Gu Chen was holding Hua Niu's huge body with her tail up. body, trying to drag it out of the kitchen, while Hua Niu had an expression of doomsday on her face, her two front paws were holding on to the door frame of the kitchen, and six deep paw prints had been left on the wall beside the door. It was scratched when it was just dragged out.
"What's the matter?" Jin Yi was taken aback, and quickly grabbed Gu Chen's arm, "What are you doing, you scared it, you don't know it has depression?"
Gu Chen let go, Hua Niu rolled and crawled to the corner of the kitchen, shivering while holding the cleaning machine, the hair on her tail was straight like a steel needle.Gu Chen glanced at it coldly, it shuddered violently, then jumped behind Jin Yi, hugged his thigh and whined for help.
Gu Chen frowned and said: "You came just in time, help me get it to the laboratory, the mecha is ready, I plan to give it a try."
"Huh? So fast? Didn't you measure your body parameters two days ago?" Hey, it's faster than a tailor making clothes?
"Do you think I'm working too fast? I haven't slept much for five nights!" Gu Chen glared at him, turned and walked to the laboratory, "The competition will start soon, we must hurry up to let it get used to it Mecha, otherwise your [-] coins will be in vain.”
"It will start so soon?" Jin Yi asked, "When?"
"The night after tomorrow." Gu Chen had already entered the bedroom door, "Hurry up and bring it down!"
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