[Urban Spirituality] Heaven's Way

Xiao Shi is in a state of anger at this time, and the girl named Su Ying has an admiration that no one can ignore in her eyes.

In the long years, it's not like I haven't experienced this kind of thing. Logically speaking, Xiao Shi should be very calm. In fact, every time it happens, he is so angry that he can't wait to slap all the people who are thinking about Zuo Mu to death. .

Zuo Mu's memory is very good, but not so good that he can remember a girl who came to his noodle shop to eat noodles two years ago. The time is too far away. Zuo Mu feels that he is an ordinary person. He shook his head , laughed, "Sorry, I don't remember."

Director Su choked. Does the young man have to be so honest? Seeing his granddaughter so depressed made Director Su a little unhappy.

Unexpectedly, Su Ying just struggled for a while, then raised her head again, with a very bright smile, "My name is Su Ying, what's your name?"

Except for the surprise at the beginning, the little girl didn't even look at Snacks, she only had Zuo Mu in her eyes.

Director Su is very satisfied, this is his granddaughter, if he likes it, he will take the initiative to attack.

Zuo Mu was slightly surprised, he said to Su Ying very politely: "My name is Zuo Mu."

Su Ying blushed, "Your name sounds really nice, I'll call you Big Brother Zuo from now on." As if just remembering something, Su Ying turned her head to Snacks, "I haven't seen you before eating noodles, how about you?"

He was really completely ignored, and even asked his name by the way, Xiao Shi was very upset, he really wanted to kill the woman in front of him with his eyes, but he told himself that he was a god, and he couldn't understand like a human, so Xiao Shi said bluntly : "Dragon Food."

What else did Su Ying want to say? Director Su felt that his granddaughter was enough for now. If she was too direct, she would really scare her future grandson-in-law. Besides, girls have to be a little reserved, so Director Su said, "Little Zuo, Shall I give you a ride?"

Zuo Mu shook his head, "No need, we have other things to do, Director Su, we will definitely visit him when we have time."

Director Su pretended not to hear the perfunctory in Zuo Mu's tone. This was what he wanted. Director Su smiled and said, "Okay, Xiao Zuo, I, an old man, will treat you to tea some other day."

Su Ying looked at her grandfather, then at Zuo Mu, showing a look of reluctance, Xiao Shi wished she could punch Su Ying with her fist.

Sensing Xiao Shi's murderous intent, Zuo Mu stood in front of Xiao Shi calmly, and continued to smile, "Then Director Su, Miss Su, let's say goodbye."

"Hehehe, okay, Xiaoying, let's go." Director Su took his granddaughter's hand, showed a loving smile, and pulled his granddaughter away. Su Yinggang looked back at Zuo Mu.

After a while, the engine rang, and the Mercedes-Benz drove away slowly. Orange Dumpling, who was the background board from the beginning to the end, looked at Xiao Shi's angry appearance, trying to make himself look like a background board, shrinking his sense of existence, angry brother Xiaoshi, It's actually quite scary.

Seeing the person leaving, Xiaoshi looked at Zuo Mu suspiciously, "The person is leaving, Zuo Shangxian, do you need to explain to me what happened to that woman?"

Zuo Mu yelled in his heart that he was wronged, but the beast with fried fur was terrifying. Zuo Mu thought for a while and said, "I really don't have the impression. I'll think about it later. I must think of two years ago..."

Unexpectedly, Xiao Shi immediately interrupted Zuo Mu's words, and he said angrily: "Don't even think about it, don't even think about it, you are mine, you can only think about me!"

The orange and the dumpling covered their mouths at the same time, the words were so sour, so disgusting!

Zuo Mu was stunned, and then smiled very heartily, showing the standard eight teeth. He turned his head and looked at Xiao Shi, "I have always thought of you as the only one in my heart!"

Obviously, Xiao Shi didn't expect Zuo Mu to say this. After being stunned, his mouth was very big, and the bodies of Cheng Zi and Dumpling trembled even more. Now they couldn't help their teeth spasm, and their stomachs still felt uncomfortable.

These two people, let the ghosts have dinner!

The matter of Su Ying has not yet been resolved. At night, Xiaoshi was playing games on the bed, and Zuo Mu was taking a shower. They didn't stay in Zeng Xiaofan's villa. After that night, they continued to move back to the hotel and always lived in other people's homes After all, it's not very good.

The game console in Xiaoshi's hand was given to him by Zuo Mu the day before yesterday. Xiaoshi usually doesn't give Zuo Mu anything, but when he gives it away, he will give it something very earth-shattering, such as magical artifacts, magic artifacts made by gods, no matter how immortal At the weapon level, whenever a fairy artifact is released, there will be a thunder calamity. It’s okay on a rainy day. If it’s sunny, there will be a thunderbolt from the clear sky on a sunny day. In the vacant places, as long as there is land, there are humans. In a sense, humans and Xiaoqiang are really very similar.

Xiao Shi's earth-shattering gifts are time-consuming and labor-intensive, each time it takes ten or eight years to come out of the oven, Xiao Shi can't use magic tools, Zuo Mu usually gives Xiao Shi something more interesting, or to cook a luxurious lunch for Xiao Shi , or to buy some very rare gadgets, this game console is, it is said that this is the latest product on the market, only in Beijing, Zuo Mu made a trip from the department store, and took advantage of the snacks to go to the toilet, a piece of Shrinking the land talisman, ran to the counter, paid the money, picked up the goods and left.

On the surface, Xiaoshi said that this thing was boring, but in fact he was very happy in his heart. The two little ghosts wanted to play with orange dumplings, but Xiaoshi didn't let them touch it. , but no one else is allowed to touch it, it was given to him by Zuo Mu, and he is very rare.

After a while Zuo Mu came out of the washroom. After washing Zuo Mu was wrapped in a hotel towel, his hair was still dripping water. His skin was not as white as Xiaoshi, but it looked very clean, with a kind of jade-like warmth. His hair was still dripping. The drops of water dripped slowly along Zuo Mu's fair cheeks onto the bathrobe around his neck, which was a different kind of temptation.

Xiaoshi felt that his nose was a little hot, his throat was dry, and his lower body seemed to have a tendency to raise his head. Xiaoshi moved uncomfortably, and changed to a slightly more comfortable position.

Zuo Mu wiped his hair with a towel, and while wiping his hair, he said to Xiao Shi, "I remembered who that Su Ying was."

"Huh la la" I poured a basin of cold water from head to toe, dare you never forget this? !

Xiao Shi was angry, burning with anger, wanting to swallow the person in front of him alive, but before that, listen to what he said, cleared his throat, Xiao Shi asked: "What do you think of?" His voice seemed a little hoarse.

Zuo Mu smiled calmly, and he slowly unbuttoned his bathrobe, revealing the same white and smooth upper body. Zuo Mu's figure was the same as his appearance, very clean, no fat, no muscles, very tight , beautiful, without sharp ribs, and without fat hanging loosely around his waist, he didn't seem to care, and slowly wiped his hair with a towel, "About two years ago, when the noodle shop just opened, the one named Su Sakura’s girl came here, and it seems that her wallet was stolen by a pickpocket in Lotus Lane, so I invited her to come and eat a bowl of noodles.”

Xiaoshi slid his throat up and down, his eyes tightly locked on Zuo Mu's smooth upper body, the bathrobe was loosely tied around his waist, and his tight and slender legs were looming, he felt that his lower body was swollen even more.

"And then?" Xiao Shi asked hoarsely.

Zuo Mu didn't seem to realize it, "There's no more, I'll leave after eating the noodles."

The bathrobe tied loosely around the waist with a rope slowly slipped down while Zuo Mu was wiping his hair, and the drooping sleeves were like two tails, swaying with Zuo Mu's hips unconsciously.

Xiaoshi put down the game console in his hand, and slowly walked out of bed. He leaned against Zuo Mu's back, trapped Zuo Mu in his arms, grabbed Zuo Mu's hand, palm against palm, and inserted his fingers into Zuo Mu. Between our fingers, we held the towel together, and said in a hoarse voice, "Let me wipe it for you."

Zuo Mu swung his hips slightly, rubbing against Xiao Shi's huge head, through the bathrobe, left and right, Xiao Shi's heavy breathing came, and the dragon on his lower body pressed against Zuo Mu's narrow buttocks, "You are tempting me .”

It's not an interrogative sentence, it's an affirmative sentence.

Zuo Mu smiled, he did not deny that he was doing something, his voice was gentle and soft, but what he said made people laugh and cry, "His Majesty Taotie, you haven't taken a bath yet?"

Xiaoshi's face froze, and then said in a deep voice: "I don't think you care about washing it again." As he said that, he tore off Zuo Mu's bathrobe, and walked to the bathroom with the naked Zuo Mu in his arms.

At this time, Orange Dumpling in the next room is also playing games. This game console can be connected online. As long as someone plays this game console within a certain distance, they can connect online. The single-player game becomes a multiplayer game.

Chengzi seemed to have discovered a new world, she raised her head and said to Jiaozi, "Hey, brother Xiaoshi is not online anymore. I saw him playing just now."

Xiaoshi bought Chengzi Dumpling which is exactly the same as myself. When Chengzi turned on the machine, it found that there were three machines in this area, that is, my dumpling and Xiaoshi’s brother. Now Xiaoshi’s profile picture dimmed, and the signal disappeared. It means Brother Xiaoshi is not playing games now.

Dumpling stared at the game console in his hand, and operated the buttons quickly. He is a very serious kid. Even if he watches the most unnutritious frothy drama, he will give you the feeling that he is listening to the news broadcast. When Chengzi spoke, Jiaozi replied casually, "Probably doing something else."

Chengzi became curious, "For brother Xiaoshi, what is more fun than a game console?" In fact, in Chengzi's eyes, Xiaoshi is indeed a big playboy besides playing.

Hearing this sentence, Jiaozi's hands trembled, and she lost the battle with the machine without knowing it. After hearing the strange "Gameover" of the game machine, Jiaozi put down the game machine and said dryly, "Brother."

Jiaozi spoke so softly that Chengzi didn't pay attention while playing the game, "What did you say?"

Jiaozi stopped talking, restarted the game, and while waiting for the game to start, Jiaozi thought, brother Xiaoshi prefers to play with brother than to play games.

This bath lasts for four hours, Xiaoshi's "little brother" is still in good spirits, but Zuo Mu is already complaining, the nature of dragons is obscene, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Gritting his teeth, Zuo Mu said to the man behind him, "Have you had enough?" Although he took the initiative to seduce him, it was too good.

Little did they know that there was no reason not to have a full meal of the meat delivered to the door, not to mention that the other party was His Highness Gluttonous who was "greedy".

Xiaoshi's cheeks were tinged with lust, his eyes were dark, and Zuo Mu, who was facing away from him, was tightly locked. There were crimson hickey marks and fingerprints on the originally fair skin, and the milky white liquid slowly flowed from the two strands. Zuo Mu couldn't help but blush because of the strange feeling, and then turned into anger. He put his legs together and swayed his waist slightly, but he didn't know that this action made Xiao Shi, who was going to let him go, red-eyed.

"Very good... still have the strength to complain, Zuo Shangxian, let's continue." Xiaoshi pressed Zuo Mu against the wall, opened his buttocks and pushed upwards hard, Zuo Mu let out a muffled groan, and his lower body was torn apart with burning heat. Crack.

"Bastard, it's too big..." Zuo Mu couldn't help frowning, the burning pain made him very uncomfortable.

"It's so tight, I still need to loosen it..." Xiaoshi was sweating profusely, and while pushing forward, he rubbed his hands on the firmness of the person under him who had raised his head.

"Ah... go back to your God Realm!"

"I still have the strength to curse people, it seems that I have to work harder."

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An unrestrained circle movement lasted the whole night, the water sprayed from the shower covered up all the traces, Zuo Mulei couldn't open his eyes, his mind was in a daze, even though he washed himself up and lay on the bed, he was still humming subconsciously Hmph, "The universe is unparalleled and invincible...Your Highness Taotie...don't do it...let me go...don't do it."

Xiao Shi squinted his eyes in satisfaction, pouted and "popped" on the other's cheek, he smiled all over his face, and looked at the sleepy Shangxian dotingly, "You are also a Shangxian after all, why are you so weak in physical strength."

Xiao Shi gathered a group of golden balloons in the palm of his hand, and slowly slid across from the top of Zuo Mu's head to his feet. Wherever his hand touched, the red marks disappeared suddenly, and the redness between his buttocks also returned to normal.

Looking at the white and naked Zuo Mu, Xiao Shi found that his little brother who had finally let go raised his head again. Considering that his partner was really tired, Xiao Shi sighed slightly, and looked at himself with a big arm like a child with aggrieved eyes. The "little brother" said with emotion: "I am really a considerate husband——"

Then he lowered his head, kissed Zuo Mu again, and whispered in Zuo Mu's ear, "For the sake of trying so hard to please me, that woman named Su Ying, don't worry about it!"

Feeling the movement of the person under him, a smug smile appeared on the corner of Xiao Shi's mouth, he is smart, it's not that easy to fool him!

Thinking about covering Zuo Mu with the quilt and tucking in the corners of the quilt, he also got in, turned off the light, and fell asleep with his arms around Zuo Mu.

At this time, the sky was already slightly bright.

The author has something to say: Our underworld shines outside the episode ([-])

In addition to Yan Wang Lupan Black and White Impermanence Meng Po, there are two guys who are particularly popular in the world, and that is the famous Bull Head Horse Noodle.

Only a few ghosts in the underworld know that Niu Tau Ma Mian is a pair of brothers.

This source of news is absolutely true and reliable. When Chengzi Dumpling was punished by Lu to wash the toilet for Yan Wang, His Highness Yan Wang looked at them pitifully and told them himself.

His Highness Yan Wang himself likes gossip, so he naturally thinks that others like it too.

In fact, for hundreds of years in the underworld, even people who are naturally rigorous will become less rigorous, because it is too boring, especially when the King of Hades, since the introduction of Internet computers and other high-tech in the underworld, the work efficiency of the underworld has been greatly improved. , causing the civil servants in each prefecture to be idle.

A group of guys who have already died, and can't die again, how to pass the long years?

So we get together every day to have a tea party.

He is the supreme leader of a hell, and he must maintain his majesty. He is commonly known as pretending to be X. Although Yan Wang has convulsions, in the eyes of most people, he is a decent, capable, solemn and good Hades!

Dumplings and orange black lines, are you sure that your Hades is the same Hades we saw?

For a while, Yan Wang was obsessed with cosplay. He wore all kinds of strange clothes every day, mixed in various cosplay competitions, and even won the most popular coser award in Hangzhou.

The alias of Yan Wang in the world also has a post bar and a fan club. The most speechless thing is that the gender shown on Baidu Encyclopedia is female!

Well, the topic has deviated again, and we will continue to return to the issue of bull head and horse noodles.

The two teenagers of Dumpling and Orange felt very horrified. What they were terrified was not the bull-headed horse face itself, but the great mother who gave birth to the bull-headed horse face. Instead, they were raised as adults and waited to die a natural death.

Yes, the bull head and horse face died naturally and entered the underworld!It was the black and white impermanence that led them into the underworld!

It is said that the appearance of the brothers with the bull head and horse face is the minimum standard for the appearance of the staff required by the underworld.

But even so, the underworld still encountered protests from many ghosts, who accused the underworld of discrimination!

Dumpling Chengzi feels horrified, what a god-defying look you must have to exceed this minimum standard!

Human and beast, grafting, genetic mutation...

Jiaozi is actually very interested in the appearance of the two uncles with bull head and horse face. Many times, Jiaozi has tried hard to restrain her obsessive-compulsive disorder that likes to study the nature of objects, so as not to let herself get out of control, she dissects the bull head and horse face.

Two corpses and two lives, even if his master is Zuo Mu, he still has to pay for killing a ghost. It's a joy to be dissipated, and the dumpling shuddered when he was put into the frying pan. He didn't want to become a real "dumpling".

One day he couldn't bear it anymore, and went to Bai Wuchang, who seduced the souls of the two people back then, to find out the situation.

"Uncle Bai, can I ask what the bull-headed horse-faced uncle looks like?" Dumpling had many guesses in his head, but he had even thought about the possibility of nuclear radiation.

Black and white are impermanent, neither of the two guys have particularly good personalities, not to mention the ice-like personality, and their mouths are so strict that they should have hit a snag.

But Jiaozi was not discouraged, he asked the old ghost again, the old ghost who always gossip, this time he kept the answer secret, Jiaozi asked the third ghost, the fourth ghost...

Until one day, Jiaozi and Uncle Niutou had a face-to-face meeting. The bull-headed horse noodles with a fierce appearance are actually two soft and shy uncles.

The honest bull-headed uncle scratched his head, "Little Dumpling, if you are curious, you can ask me directly."

The dumplings were messed up in the wind, and it was the first time he felt so stupid.

Uncle Niutou said with some embarrassment, "My family raised cattle and horses when I was alive. Brother Ma and I were curious when we saw the slaughtered cow's head and horse's head at home, so we put them on our heads, but they didn't take them off. The two of us were suffocated to death..."

It turned out to be so!Dumplings were dumbfounded!

"Then you now..." Jiaozi couldn't help asking.

Uncle Niutou shook his head vigorously, and to the horror of Jiaozi, the head fell off. No, it wasn't Niutou's head, it was Niutou's head!

There is a simple and honest face under the bull's head. Uncle's bull's head is movable and detachable!

The truth is amazing, it's too cheating!

I used a software called Xiaoheiwu to code words. I originally set [-] characters, but I added an extra zero, and now I just released it, and I vomited blood...

The secret of bull head and horse noodles ~ dedicated to everyone