[Urban Spirituality] Heaven's Way

There is a famous old alley in J City, called Lotus Alley. The stone tablet at the entrance of the alley was erected during the Qianlong period. The hundred-year-old Lotus Alley has undergone several changes, and now it has become an important symbol of J City.

Lotus Lane itself is a diversified street integrating special food and entertainment, and its location is very good. It is connected to the commercial street in the front and the famous tourist attractions in J City in the back. The traffic here is very large every day, and the crowds are so lively.

Two years ago, a noodle restaurant opened in Hehua Lane. The store is not big, more than ten square meters, and the decoration is simple. The table is the most common Eight Immortals table. There were people waiting at the door, and when it was meal time, there was a long line of people queuing up. Someone posted a photo of Zuojia noodle restaurant on the forum, and there were more than 100 pages of posts discussed, most of which were Women, who discuss food, account for one-third, and two-thirds discuss the small boss of the Zuojia noodle restaurant and the grumpy guy who is always absent from work.

A netizen who had a good thing posted a photo of the two of them, which was obviously taken secretly, and there was a lot of amazement——

"The photo is not P's, it would be too bad if you really don't want to be a star." This is a minority of rational netizens.

"Both of them are beautiful, who is the top and who is the bottom!?" This is the vast number of rotten female netizens.

"Wife Shou and Tsundere Gong, I bet a cucumber, the little boss is Shou!"

"I'll bet on a cart of cucumbers, that guy has a stern look on his face, he must be the one who got crushed!"

Not long ago, a gourmet column of the local TV station specially conducted an exclusive interview for Zuojia Noodle Restaurant. The TV station had to rebroadcast it again and again in response to the request of the masses.

One is a classically handsome man who is as warm as water, and the other is an evil and charming mixed-race noble son, who is too mouth-watering, too beautiful, and too imaginative!

After this program was broadcast, the sinking posts in the forum were uploaded again, and the floors were getting higher and higher...

Forgot to mention, the young owner of Zuojia noodle restaurant who is both a cook and a clerk is called Zuo Mu, and the bad-tempered guy who fishes for three days and spends two days drying nets is called Snacks.

At six o'clock, the street lights in Hehua Lane hadn't been turned on yet, Zuojia Noodle Restaurant had already packed up and started closing, and there was no restaurant in the whole of Hehua Lane that closed earlier than Zuojia Noodle Restaurant.

Fortunately, the shop has been open for two years. The customers who come to the noodle shop already know the rules of this noodle shop. Even if they are beautiful, in order to impress the handsome guy, most of the customers who have not finished eating at six o'clock will simply pack up and leave. Very few Persuaded by Zuo Mu's smile, he was so fascinated that he also left the noodle shop.

After all the guests had left, Zuo Mu blew lightly, and a gust of wind blew from inside the restaurant. The heavy wooden door closed automatically with a "squeak", and the messy bowls and chopsticks on the table quickly jumped onto a table, and floated in a row towards the pool. I went, but when I heard the sound of water, the bowls and chopsticks were cleaned by themselves and then jumped onto the cupboard one by one.

"Aww--", the back door of the noodle shop opened slowly, and a snow-white beast, which looked like a dog but not a dog, and a sheep but not a sheep, with haughty eyes, walked through the corridor with its chest up and its head up, and jumped onto the nearest Eight Immortals table.

"You're here?" Zuo Mu looked at the little beast on the table with a smile.

The arrogant little beast glanced at Zuo Mu, a golden light flashed in the small noodle restaurant, and the little beast who was sitting on the table just now turned into a boy with short brown hair, his face was sullen, his eyes were full of anger, and he seemed to be looking down. It exploded in seconds, and it was Xiaoshi, the guy who was often absent from work at Zuojia noodle restaurant mentioned in the online post.

"I'm hungry! Food is here!" Xiao Shi narrowed his eyes and looked threateningly at Zuo Mu in front of him.

Zuo Mu looked at Xiao Shi with a smile. His facial features were not the best, at least not as delicate as Xiao Shi, but his whole body exuded a warm temperament, which made people feel like a spring breeze and very comfortable.

"The pot will be boiling right away, wait a little longer!" Zuo Mu stepped forward and kissed Xiao Shi's hair. Xiao Shi, who was still angry just now, blushed, and the arrogance just disappeared instantly, showing a comfortable expression.

Zuo Mu let go of the snack and walked towards the white wall on the left.

"Hurry up, I'm starving!" Xiao Shi muttered dissatisfiedly, but his expression was like a satiated cat.

Zuo Mu stretched out the middle finger of his right hand and tapped on the wall lightly. The white wall suddenly disappeared, and what appeared in front of him was a kitchen two times larger than the noodle restaurant. The chopping board and kitchen knife for cooking, and the cooking stove on the right. At this time, there is a pot almost as big as the Eight Immortals Table on the stove, and the aroma overflows from the pot.

Xiao Shi's eyes lit up, "Steamed crystal elbow!"

"Guess right!" Zuo Mu turned back with a smile, walked into the kitchen, raised his palm, the huge pot lid slowly rose into the air with Zuo Mu's raised palm, and the pot was full of crystal elbows.

Xiao Shi stared at the pot of crystal elbows, swallowed and drooled.

Following Zuo Mu's gesture, the pot wobbled out of the kitchen and landed on the nearest table of the Eight Immortals with a "squeak".

Xiao Shi jumped up, pounced on it, and reached out to grab the crystal elbow in the pot.

"Be careful!" Zuo Mu stood in front of Xiao Shi with quick eyes and quick hands. Xiao Shi blushed and turned his head away with a vicious snort. If he wasn't swallowing his saliva, such an expression could drive many people away.

Zuo Mu waved, and a pair of thick and long chopsticks flew from the kitchen into Zuo Mu's hands.

Zuo Mu handed Xiao Shi, "Here, use chopsticks!"

"I want you to be troublesome!" Xiaoshi pouted, but his eyes were smiling. He stuck his chopsticks on an elbow, blew on the steaming and fragrant elbow, and carefully took a bite.

"So-so!" Xiao Shi muttered, Zuo Mu didn't care about Xiao Shi's words at all, because the other party was so hot that he stuck out his tongue and stuffed it into his mouth so hard that his mouth was full of oil.

Zuo Mu knew that this pot was not enough for snacks, so he went straight into the kitchen, took out another huge pot from the cooker, raised the fire, and cooked another dish.

Sure enough, halfway through the cooking, I heard the angry voice from outside again, "Zuo Mu, I'm hungry!"

Zuo Mu felt that the speed of eating snacks seemed to be faster again.

Snacks were eaten from six o'clock to eleven o'clock, and Zuo Mu kept cooking. When all the ingredients in the kitchen were in Xiao Shi's stomach, Xiao Shi finally said "I'm full" that Zuo Mu had been waiting for for a long time.

At this moment, the dark night sky outside suddenly lit up, a few lightning bolts flashed, and after a while there was rumbling thunder, and after a while, "crash--" it suddenly started raining outside.

Zuo Mu looked at the watch on his wrist. His watch was different from other people's watches. On other people's watches, the hands were all Arabic numerals from one to twelve, while Zuo Mu's watch was more like a small watch. compass.

Zuo Mu looked at Xiao Shi, who was rubbing his stomach, and said with a smile, "It's getting late, Xiao Shi, we're starting work!"

Xiao Shi curled his lips when he heard it, and there was another burst of golden light, turning into a small snow-white beast again, jumping onto Zuo Mu's shoulder.

After getting to know Zuo Mu, Zuo Mu got the name Xiaoshi. Before Xiaoshi had another name, it was Taotie.

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"Crash-crash-"

"No, save me—"

"Jie Jie Jie Jie—Jie Jie Jie Jie——"

The torrential rain seemed to have no intention of stopping. In the long and narrow alley, obscene and evil laughter was accompanied by a woman's shrill cry.

"Help me! Ghost!"

I saw five naked and strong bodies surrounded by two women who seemed to be coming home from get off work together. Their coats had been torn to shreds, and the two women were wrapped into a ball, shivering.

How could there be such a terrifying power? They didn't touch them at all, and their clothes were torn apart out of thin air. Those people's red eyes were drooling at them with green saliva, and they spewed out bursts of stench.

These monsters seemed to appreciate the terrifying expressions of the two women. They smiled and approached the woman slowly. The two women were so frightened that they were about to faint. They, they are not human at all.

Who will save me, save me, I don't want to die, I don't want to die——

The woman closed her eyes in despair.

"Da da da— da da da—"

"You five scumbags, after hundreds of years of cultivation, do you want to lose your soul?"

At the entrance of the alley, there was a faint light, and someone came slowly against the light.

Wutongshen, the son of Taishan God, is greedy for beauty and lustful for women.

The famous Taishan God has five scum sons. They all say that the Wutong God often haunts the south, but he never expected to see him in the north.

In the past, the Wutong God was beheaded and killed because of his lust for beauty, and his soul was completely destroyed. Now that he has cultivated his real body and made a comeback, he really can't change it and eat shit!

Seeing hope, the two desperate women screamed, "Help me!"

Soon, the two women were in despair, because the person who came was just a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old, with red lips and white teeth, very weak, and a small snow-white beast stood on his shoulder. The two women closed their eyes. Could it be that the two of them are together today? Are you going to die here?

The five burly bodies turned around. The five of them looked exactly the same, with a pair of red eyes, green skin all over their bodies, thick and tangled muscles, and the important positions were simply covered with leaves.

They stared at the boy who had disturbed their good affairs.

"Stinky boy, don't meddle in your own business!" Sensing that the young man is a cultivator, the monster in the middle is unwilling to fight the young man, and warns roughly.

The one on the far left, smelling the true spirit energy emanating from the young man, couldn't help drooling, "It's thin and tender, I really want to eat him..."

The little beast on the young man's shoulder "howled", seemed very dissatisfied, his eyes were murderous, and the spine of several people felt chills.

"Wutongshen, why don't you hurry back to Mount Tai!" But the young man yelled loudly.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie, kill this kid first, and fuck these two bitches!"

"Mind your own business!" The red-eyed monster on the far right yelled and took the lead.

"I don't know what to do!"

As he said that, red light ignited all over the boy, and a mahogany sword rushed out of the boy's body. The boy took the mahogany sword in his hand with a leap, and five talisman papers flew out from the boy's cuff and stuck on the mahogany sword.

"Once you know the name of a ghost, the evil dare not go forward; if you call the ghost's name three times, the ghost will be wiped out; if you call the ghost's name three times, all ghosts will obey!" Following the young man's incantation, the charm on the wooden sword ignited flames, rushed Fly away with five red-eyed monsters.

"Clap clap clap-"

Each talisman paper was pasted on the foreheads of five monsters.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... .

The boy quickly avoided, frowning in disgust, it's disgusting!

"You dare to kill us!" "Ahhh, we won't let you go!"

Hearing the screams of the five monsters, the young man said with a cold face, "Whoever rapes a woman will die!"

The five monsters turned into five wisps of green smoke and fled to the southwest.

The young man sneered and wanted to escape, but it was not so easy.

The little white beast on the young man's shoulder opened its mouth, and the wind howled, and the five wisps of green smoke were sucked into the mouth by the little beast along with the swirling wind.

The little beast twitched and twitched its mouth, as if it was still savoring the taste.

"Ah, thank you gods, thank you Bodhisattva..."

The two frightened women knelt on the ground and kowtowed in a hurry, talking nonsense.

"Hey, my name is Zuo Mu, and I'm a Taoist priest!" The boy put away the mahogany sword

, said with a smile.

The two women were taken aback.

The boy smiled like a spring breeze, the torrential rain didn't even touch the boy's clothes at all, the two women stared at the boy stupidly, and the little beast on the boy's shoulder howled in dissatisfaction.

"Okay, okay." The boy stretched out his hand and stroked the little beast's head as if to comfort him, then turned his head, suppressed his smile, and looked at the two women in front of him calmly.

"Forget the present, forget the past." The boy drew his handprints in the air, and two white handprints hit the heads of the two women respectively. The eyes of the two women gradually became confused, and then passed out.

The young man counted his fingers, and the rain stopped in about an hour. He offended the God of Mount Tai because of these two people. It should be fine for the two women to freeze for a while.

Thinking about it, he narrowed his eyes and smiled like a little fox. The little beast on his shoulder sensed the young man's thoughts, curled his lips, this guy is not like a Bodhisattva at all, he is the worst, full of bad water.

The boy didn't pay attention to the little beast's slander on his shoulder at all, he held his mahogany sword against his shoulder.

"Xiaoshi, call it a day and leave!"

"Ow—"