[Urban Spirituality] Heaven's Way

At 07:30 in the evening, at the foot of Wanfo Mountain, Zuojia’s house——

The faint Clivia exudes the fragrance of grass and trees, a few elegant orchids, bookshelves filled with all kinds of books, a mahogany desk, a large piece of raw rice paper, a few plates of paint, Zuo Mu holds the wolf hair and concentrates on the paper Swiping ink and wearing a white velvet rabbit ear hat, the short Cheng Zi stood at the door and poked his head curiously. He held a very big orange in his hand, and his eyes rolled around, but he didn't dare to step into Zuo Mu's study. Because in Zuo Mu's study room, there are town house artifacts and some magic circles, all of which are enough to kill him. I remember that when I first came to Zuo's house, I curiously touched Zuo Mu's study room and was almost caught by a bronze mirror. It was so frightening.

He is a ghost baby, not a ghost fairy.

After taking a shower, Xiao Shi was basking in the moonlight in the yard, and when he saw Cheng Zi sneaking around the door of Zuo Mu's study, his heart ached, he moved over silently, grabbed Cheng Zi by the collar, lifted Cheng Zi up, and concentrated on it The orange was caught by Xiaoshi without warning, and his hand slipped, and the big orange in his hand rolled into Zuo Mu's study, and the yellow and round orange rolled directly to Zuo Mu's feet.

"Ah, let me go—" Cheng Zi lowered her voice in order not to disturb Zuo Mu, but Zuo Mu in the room still heard her.

Zuo Mu raised his head, and at a glance he saw Xiao Shi standing at the door with a wicked face and the orange struggling like an octopus in Xiao Shi's hand. Zuo Mu shook his head and sighed: "How old are you? Why are you still like a child?"

When Chengzi heard this, she knew that Zuo Mu was on her side, so she complained, "Brother Mu, it's Brother Xiaoshi's business. I didn't do anything, and he bullied me!"

Xiao Shi said in a vicious voice: "You brat dared to sue in front of me, believe it or not, I will eat you right now."

Chengzi put his middle finger on the tip of his nose, pushed it up, made a pig nose expression, then stuck out his tongue at Snacks, and said in a childish voice, "You are a strict wife, I am not afraid of you."

In the study, Zuo Mu heard what Cheng Zi said, and he burst out laughing. Xiao Shi let out a "hum" and threw Xiao Cheng Zi on the ground. It seemed very rude, but in fact, his movements were very measured. Cheng Zi only staggered a bit before standing still .

Xiao Shi pointed at the orange and pretended to be fierce, "Smelly brat, try saying something again!"

Chengzi is not afraid of Snacks at all, during this time spent together day and night, he has already figured out Snacks' character, compared to violent Snacks, Mu Ge is more scary, he made a grimace at Snacks, before Snacks lost his temper Oiled up, said "I'm going to masturbate, masturbation! Goodbye, strict wife control" and ran away.

"You wait for me, brat!" Xiao Shi said, but he didn't mean to chase Cheng Zi at all, and instead stepped into the study.

Taotie is a ferocious beast, this study room is full of pure righteousness, even though it is not harmful to his body, it does not mean that he is very comfortable.

"What are you doing here?" Xiao Shi said in a nasty voice, "I'm hungry."

Zuo Mu picked up the rice paper, on which was drawn a padded coat with red and gold thread gluttonous patterns, which was the same size as the clothes Cheng Zi was wearing now, "It's autumn, I made a dress for Cheng Zi."

Although Cheng Zi has a body, he is still a ghost in essence, and ordinary clothes are still too heavy for him.

Xiaoshi raised his eyebrows, turned his head away, and said in a low voice, "You haven't made clothes for me for a long time!"

"Nonsense again, what are you wearing?" Zuo Mu asked back with a smile, Xiao Shi's clothes were not made of paper, they were woven by him stitch by stitch.

"I don't care, anyway, if you make it for him, you have to make it for me!" Xiao Shi said viciously, "Otherwise I'll eat that damn brat in my stomach."

"Ha——" Zuo Mu couldn't help laughing again, he smiled very gently, as if all the troubles would disappear, Xiao Shi blushed, this person is a monster, obviously not that good-looking, why can't he move Open your eyes, Zuo Mu must have cast a curse on him, otherwise how could I not get tired of him in the past thousand years?

Zuo Mu put down his pen and looked at the time. At this time, the yin energy was not yet at its peak, and even if the clothes were cut out now, the effect would not be as good. He rolled up the rice paper and put it in the porcelain tube next to the desk, "Okay, okay , it’s all my fault, I’ll find an auspicious time to make one for you, get hungry, I’ll cook for you later.”

"I want to eat sweet and sour fish." Snacks didn't like Zuo Mu's coaxing tone to a child, but he enjoyed Zuo Mu's considerate care of himself. He squinted his eyes, Zuo Mu was his, why didn't the stinky brat grow up yet? , Hurry up and go back to the underworld, it's an eyesore.

"Well, I'll do it for you, I've already cleaned up the fish." Zuo Mu said gently.

Hearing this, Xiao Shi was very happy in his heart, but he didn't show his face, he took Zuo Mu's hand, and said in a harsh voice: "Hurry up and leave, the smell of this room is terrific."

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Zuo Mu smiled, and held Xiao Shi's hand behind his back, feeling the body of the owner of the hand stiffen, and the cracked corner of Zuo Mu's mouth became wider.

Zuo Mu cooks, and Xiao Shi watches Zuo Mu cook from outside the kitchen, while Cheng Zi's younger brother plays games in his room. Cheng Zi's room is slightly different from Zuo Mu Xiao Shi's, um, it feels a little more modern, because There is a computer in the room.

Not long after Cheng Zi was born, he and his "mother" came to Wang Shiwen's villa to become a ghost. I have to say that the place where Cheng Zi used to be a ghost and Zuo Mu's house were two completely different worlds.

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The Zuo family house is full of antiques. There are all kinds of antiques from the Song, Yuan, Ming, Qing and the Republic of China. There is no TV, no washing machine, no air conditioner, not even an electric fan, let alone high-tech such as computers and mobile phones. Oranges are seen in Wang Shiwen’s villa. Used to high technology, Zuo Mu's mansion is simply a primitive society.

These days, the underworld has begun to use computers to input information about ghosts, and Zuo Mu and Xiao Shi don't even know what the Internet is.

Cheng Zi had to think, could it be that all the masters of the Tao were like this.

Cheng Zi doesn't know the true identities of Zuo Mu and Xiao Shi, but he can tell that the two must have great backgrounds. Zuo Mu helped him bargain with his "mother" in the underworld. The people in the underworld looked at Zuo Mu and Xiaoshi full of fawning eyes. Chengzi has not heard of any baby spirit who can go to the underworld to be a ghost fairy when he grows up. His "mother" has said it all, let him follow Zuo Mu and Xiaoshi to have a good time. "Mumble", "mix" in the early days is a skill.

Cheng Zi pouted, she wanted to listen to her "mother", get out early and pay off her debts, hmph, that bad woman killed both "mother and son" and asked "mother" to pay her debts in the underworld. Thinking of this, Cheng Zi felt very angry. The rabbit hat on his head flicked.

"Oh! Died again! You're so stupid!" Cheng Zi pouted again unhappily. Zuo Mu pulled the network cable for him in order to take care of him. He can play on the computer at night. Recently, he became addicted to a game called "League of Legends". In the game, a team was also formed. Recently, a fool came to the team, and he was dragged down by that guy every time.

"Stop playing!" Cheng Zi threw down the keyboard with an unhappy expression on his face.

At this moment, Zuo Mu's voice came over, "Cheng Zi, let's eat—"

"Okay! Come on!" Cheng Zi quickly shut down the computer, jumped off the chair, and happily ran to the dining table.

Nowadays, many people think that Taoists will look at Fengshui or catch ghosts and eliminate demons. In fact, Taoists themselves also pay attention to their own cultivation. Diet therapy and medical skills are also a means to longevity. Zuo Mu's craftsmanship Shuzuan, Xiaoshi has eaten many super chefs who are known as Yushan Zuchuan, and he feels that their craftsmanship is not as good as Zuo Mu. Xiaoshi has always felt that the most important reason why he firmly believes in Zuo Mu is Zuo Mu, who is cunning The guy grabbed his stomach, and Xiao Shi himself absolutely refused to admit that he liked Zuo Mu to death.

On the dinner table, as usual, each person serves a meal. The dishes are placed on the table and everyone eats together. In my heart, Xiaoshi is a rice bucket, while desperately grilling rice, mourning my poor stomach, he also likes to eat sweet and sour fish, okay, a pot of fish, Brother Xiaoshi only kept a little bit for himself.

Zuo Mu watched Xiaoshi's domineering eating behavior with amused expression. He got up and took a plate, set aside some vegetables and some sliced ​​meat, which was full, and put it in front of Cheng Zi, "There are not enough fish to cook, let's eat some sliced ​​meat."

Cheng Zi nodded movedly, thinking, Brother Mu is very gentle most of the time, and he will find a wife like Brother Mu in the future. Just after thinking about it, Xiao Shi leaned over his head and said domineeringly: "This is me. Yes, don't think too much."

Zuo Mu smiled awkwardly, Chengzi's rabbit ears wobbled, and his round face turned petrified, "Brother Xiaoshi, I'm still a child..."

Xiao Shi glanced at Cheng Zi very stinkingly, and said seriously: "You can't do it when you grow up."

There is no way to communicate at all, Cheng Zi has black lines on his face, he and Xiaoshi are completely in two spaces, after picking up the last grain of rice in the bowl and eating the dishes on the plate, Cheng Zi put down the bowl and chopsticks, dangling his rabbit ears and said: "Brother Mu , Brother Xiaoshi, I’m full.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Zuo Mu said, "Well, let's go and play, but I will check your homework later."

Recently busy with the noodle restaurant business, it has been a long time since I checked Xiao Chengzi's homework. Zuo Mu felt that he was really irresponsible as a teacher, so he decided to check Xiao Chengzi's homework today.

Cheng Zi suddenly felt that the delicious food he ate just now had turned into poop. The homework taught by Brother Mu, big brush characters, hard pen calligraphy, arithmetic, pairing, oh, and English...

Isn’t Brother Mu a Taoist priest? Why are there so many strange things? How can one person learn so many things? What’s wrong with illiteracy? Now that illiteracy is getting less and less, shouldn’t he be protected as a rare creature?The strangest thing is why there is English in so many homework.Orange growled inwardly.

Who would have thought that Zuo Mu would answer in this way—ghosts also pay attention to internationalization now, and black and white impermanence can speak three languages.

Xiao Shi laughed, his face full of schadenfreude, he had seen Zuo Mu's homework for Cheng Zi, Zuo Mu's homework was not an enlightenment education at all, Xiao Cheng Zi could go directly to university after he finished his studies.

It seemed that the blow was not enough, and then Zuo Mu said again: "After the cut-off time, you don't need to help in the store. I have already told Qingxuan that he has a nominal student from the Education Bureau. After the certificate is completed, he will send it to you. You go to school."

Chengzi, who is an infant spirit, is about to turn seven years old. According to the age of human children, he should go to elementary school. Zuo Mu plans to send Chengzi to an ordinary school in the world for a few years. The underworld also has to deal with all kinds of ghosts and ghosts. Children have a natural resistance to going to school, and Chengzi is even more unhappy in every possible way-I am dead, why should I send myself to school to suffer?

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Can't help turning his attention to Xiao Shi for help, but at home, Xiao Shi is always in charge of big things, and Zuo Mu is in charge of small things. Although Xiao Shi can't understand why Xiao Chengzi is sent to a secular school, he respects Zuo Mu's opinion. It seems that a long time ago, Zuo Mu also came out of a formal school and took part in the palace examination.

Zuo Mu came here like this. Although Xiao Shi felt that Cheng Zi had learned a lot, he didn't feel that there was anything wrong.

He looked at Cheng Zi's pitiful appearance, and said disapprovingly, "You Brother Mu also came here like that."

Cheng Zi's heart is full of bullshit, because you are all perverts!

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, Chengzi, you go first, you can eat after snacks, this matter is decided like this." Zuo Mu made a final decision.

Orange cow, I want to run away from home, I must run away from home, I don't want to go to school.