[Online Game] Fluffy Days
Chapter 90 Please be careful with heavy words in this chapter
A hamster is slumped on the table, lost in the contemplation of life.I don't know if bribing the dragon with gold coins will have any effect, so I looked through the parcel box at home. Fortunately, there are still a lot of gold coins in it, and I poured out more than half of them and spread them on the table. rub.Brother Kong Fang, I'm going to lose my sight soon, huh huh.The golden coins and the gold-covered carvings on the table legs complement each other, filling the whole room with the smell of nouveau riche.
What he couldn't have expected was that the black dragon Vincent, who looked extremely serious and had a high combat effectiveness, was a well-known irascible dragon among the dragon clan.So when he walked into the room with a flower pot full of fertilizer, everything became unpredictable.To use an old saying, he guessed the beginning but not the end.
"Oh my God!" The flower pot in Vincent's hand cracked a crack, which was his expression of excitement.
The hamster on the table made a sycophantic face at the right moment, although that expression was highly unusual for a mouse.The flattering look seemed to say, "If you take the money, I'll let you go!"
"Look what I found! A mouse that defecates gold coins!"
The hamster staggered on the gold coin with one leg, and split its legs at a weird angle.Excretion...gold coins...look what I've come across!Wrong-headed dragon!Could it be that I have read too many fables, and really thought there would be such a magical creature as a goose that can lay golden eggs?Wait, how did that goose die... I'm sorry!
The slender fingers looped around the hamster's abdomen and firmly fixed him on the palm. Vincent looked at the structure of this unique hamster with great interest.With small eyes and a fat belly, it is no different from ordinary low-level rats except for a little fat.The phoenix eyes narrowed, and her fingers reached out to an evil position.
Nima!My chrysanthemum is fine!It's impossible to pull out something bigger than me like a gold coin!
Vincent watched with great interest as the hamster's hips swayed from side to side, and seemed to be very energetic.He pressed the hamster on the table with one hand, pointed his buttocks to the smooth surface, and said clearly, "Pull."
Shen Nuo knelt down for him.The stupid dragon can't afford to be hurt, how is the brain circuit so long, it shouldn't be so big that the head is full of paste.The hamster slumped limply on the table, making it clear that it is non-violent non-cooperation.
"Did you collapse?" Vincent's brain circuit rose to a new level. "Let's use it as flower fertilizer." Two fingers pinched the hamster and threw it into the flower pot.
Two gold coins and a hamster with invincible and shining eyes magically appeared in the flowerpot.
"Oh~ excreted again!" Vincent squeezed out the hamster in a good mood, and put the gold coins into his pocket. "From now on, you must excrete on time every day!"
Can you always stop using such a vulgar word as excrement? No, it doesn't match your appearance at all!Contempt is nothing but contempt, he obediently put on a look of being able to feed and produce, and lay down on the table honestly.
Vincent touched his chin and found a cage made of pure gold and stuffed his newly picked magical pet into it.Sitting in the cage, Shen Nuo looked like a country bumpkin stunned, Jin Zi!Scratching the golden railing with your claws, you are really overqualified, and you actually wasted a golden cage for those few gold coins every day.
"It's a bit small." The nouveau riche Mr. Heilong looked very ashamed, "Tomorrow I will buy you a bigger one, the one with a small castle."
He stuffed another ashtray that was hollowed out and inlaid with gemstone petals, "Pull it in here tomorrow."
Shen Nuo: ...
Early the next morning, Mr. Heilong was wearing luxurious silk pajamas and happily guarding Shen Nuo's cage.With a lazy look on his face that hadn't woken up, it was obvious that he ran to see Shen Nora's gold coins as soon as he woke up.A gold coin lay alone in an expensive ashtray.
Vincent was disappointed.Since Shen Nuo poured out a lot of gold coins to save his life the day before, a thick layer almost covered the entire table, compared to this, the lonely one today looks a bit shabby. "Why is there only one?" He put his hand on the cage and said in a low voice.
Shen Nuo in the cage watched in horror as the railings bent and deformed, and one corner of the cage collapsed.Please brother, don't do such violent things with a lonely expression, okay?
Wen Sen let go of his hand in shock, "I'm sorry I'm a little excited." The hamster in the cage looked erratic and sloppy, as if he was about to be ruined. Mr. Heilong apologized to him sincerely, "I really didn't mean it." He patted the top of the cage, and the gold roof was dented.
Shen Nuo was almost speechless.
"I'll get you a new cage." Mr. Heilong walked out of the room quickly.
After a while, he squeezed through the door carrying a huge golden cage. The cage was so huge that he could barely pass through the door frame only by turning sideways.Standing on each corner of the cage is a dainty winged elf that can purr and circle in the wind.Each of the thick pillars in the cage is inlaid with gems of various colors.In the very center of the cage is a huge gold castle compared to the size of the hamster, with a small shiny dome and a ruby wind chime jingling on it.The depressed hamster had just been released from the old cage, and Vincent didn't even need to catch it. He jumped straight into the luxurious new cage and kept digging the gems on the pillars.
Wen Sen smiled and stroked the back of the white-haired hamster with his fingers, lifted him up and put him into the gorgeous ashtray, "Pull." He persistently and seriously pressed Shen Nuo inside.
Shen Nuo: ...I'm dead, really!
Mr. Heilong waited for a few minutes, and found that the hamster showed no sign of anything but a little soft legs.He is depressed.
"Brother Wensen." The little loli who planted the sage plant probed her head at the door, "What are you doing?"
"Al, look at this mouse, why doesn't it excrete?" Vincent tormented little Lori in an academic tone.
"Didn't eat enough?"
Vincent thought it made sense, "What does it eat?"
"I heard from Sister Bisi that the lower species eat everything and are easy to feed." Little Lolita looked at Shen Nuo curiously with her big watery eyes, "May I touch it?"
Vincent nodded, "Don't use too much force, lower species can't help but touch it."
One mouthful of one lower species, Shen Nuo was heartbroken to hear that.You are inferior, you mindless monster power species.
Wen Sen left for more than ten minutes, and when he came back, he had the leg of an unknown animal in his hand, which was still dripping blood.He boldly threw the whole leg into Shen Nuo's cage, "Eat it. After eating, you will have the strength to defecate."
Shen Nuo looked at the hill-like leg, and turned her head arrogantly. It's not that you drink blood and eat raw meat all day long.
Al, who has established a deep friendship with the hamster in more than ten minutes, ran to the garden to pick up a pot of sage and grabbed a ball, "Do you want to eat this?"
Shen Nuo stared at the grass that was very similar to his own head, and refused to eat to show that he was not a pervert.
In the next half an hour, the two brothers and sisters of Er Que walked around in front of Shen Nuo with almost everything, and the old hamster monk remained motionless, at most when Wen Sen solemnly took out a handful of gems and coaxed him to take a bite. hesitated for a moment.
Vincent looked strange, "I remembered. Mei Li said that some creatures have special food." He left for a few minutes and reappeared in front of Shen Nuo dragging a small crystal dish.
Her ears were a little red, and she pushed the little dish into Shen Nuo's cage, "It's very nutritious, you'll like it."
The hamster moved, and saw that the flower center of the rose-shaped crystal dish was piled up into a small pile of dragon dung...dragon dung...
At this moment, Ai Er's little Lolita burst into an exclamation, "That's right, Sister Mei Li said that plants will grow better when watered with dragon dung. Lower creatures must like dragon dung!"
Your sister... the hamster's expression is too embarrassing.Lest Vincent press him into the dung heap with a persistent expression and one finger.The fat hamster twisted its almost non-existent waist, and poured out two gold coins from the package.
"You really like it." Vincent took the gold coin happily, "Eat it, we won't bother you anymore."
… May I ask which nation uses excretion to express joy, Er Que Long, can you be more Er Que!Shen Nuo stared at the pile of dragon dung, and after thinking for a long time, he summoned his sunflower pet with the principle of not wasting.
Sunflower has not been summoned for a long time, and her thin eyes are counting down because of anger.As soon as Shen Nuo appeared in its sight, the leaves on the stem slapped Shen Nuo to the other side of the cage.Shen Nuo's eyes were full of gold stars and he slid to the ground along the railing. What kind of temper is this, you sm queen!Draw people when they meet.
After pumping, Shen Nuo, the m, pulled himself off the cage railing, pouted his buttocks, and poured a plate of dragon dung into the flower pot.Little Lolita Al is right, dragon dung is indeed a high-grade fertilizer, and the sunflower has been upgraded to a higher level in an instant.The angry little eyes turned into cute big eyes, and the watery eyes were flickering. Before Shen Nuo had time to complain about the sunflower, he changed back to the original lazy little eyes.
The group of hamsters stared at the rippling sunflower by the side of the flowerpot, and the sunflower stretched out a leaf to pat Shen Nuo's head and smooth its fur.
Can his pet stop being so anthropomorphic! GM, I protest, quickly change me to a pet!Who wants such a weird thing!
Sunflower faced him with a big face, reservedly and proudly spat out a gold coin and smashed it on Shen Nuo's head.Shen Nuo was ecstatic, spitting out lotus flowers was nothing but gold coins!Most importantly, since Wen Sen was bribed with too many gold coins yesterday, he is running out of stock now.If there is no support from the sunflower to spit out gold coins, Vincent will bury him in a flowerpot as fertilizer sooner or later because the hamster is not in production.
"Oh, baby~" Shen Nuo, who was exuding a newborn radiance, rubbed against the flower pot, "Try hard to vomit, brother will definitely feed you dragon dung every day."
The small-eyed sunflower showed a disdainful look, and lifted the leaves, as if to say, "Don't let me back down."
Shen Nuo rolled his eyes, "Xiao Mian, I'll let you drag it. It's time for the airing today."
Sunflower shed tears and "whoosh" was taken back to the pet space.
What he couldn't have expected was that the black dragon Vincent, who looked extremely serious and had a high combat effectiveness, was a well-known irascible dragon among the dragon clan.So when he walked into the room with a flower pot full of fertilizer, everything became unpredictable.To use an old saying, he guessed the beginning but not the end.
"Oh my God!" The flower pot in Vincent's hand cracked a crack, which was his expression of excitement.
The hamster on the table made a sycophantic face at the right moment, although that expression was highly unusual for a mouse.The flattering look seemed to say, "If you take the money, I'll let you go!"
"Look what I found! A mouse that defecates gold coins!"
The hamster staggered on the gold coin with one leg, and split its legs at a weird angle.Excretion...gold coins...look what I've come across!Wrong-headed dragon!Could it be that I have read too many fables, and really thought there would be such a magical creature as a goose that can lay golden eggs?Wait, how did that goose die... I'm sorry!
The slender fingers looped around the hamster's abdomen and firmly fixed him on the palm. Vincent looked at the structure of this unique hamster with great interest.With small eyes and a fat belly, it is no different from ordinary low-level rats except for a little fat.The phoenix eyes narrowed, and her fingers reached out to an evil position.
Nima!My chrysanthemum is fine!It's impossible to pull out something bigger than me like a gold coin!
Vincent watched with great interest as the hamster's hips swayed from side to side, and seemed to be very energetic.He pressed the hamster on the table with one hand, pointed his buttocks to the smooth surface, and said clearly, "Pull."
Shen Nuo knelt down for him.The stupid dragon can't afford to be hurt, how is the brain circuit so long, it shouldn't be so big that the head is full of paste.The hamster slumped limply on the table, making it clear that it is non-violent non-cooperation.
"Did you collapse?" Vincent's brain circuit rose to a new level. "Let's use it as flower fertilizer." Two fingers pinched the hamster and threw it into the flower pot.
Two gold coins and a hamster with invincible and shining eyes magically appeared in the flowerpot.
"Oh~ excreted again!" Vincent squeezed out the hamster in a good mood, and put the gold coins into his pocket. "From now on, you must excrete on time every day!"
Can you always stop using such a vulgar word as excrement? No, it doesn't match your appearance at all!Contempt is nothing but contempt, he obediently put on a look of being able to feed and produce, and lay down on the table honestly.
Vincent touched his chin and found a cage made of pure gold and stuffed his newly picked magical pet into it.Sitting in the cage, Shen Nuo looked like a country bumpkin stunned, Jin Zi!Scratching the golden railing with your claws, you are really overqualified, and you actually wasted a golden cage for those few gold coins every day.
"It's a bit small." The nouveau riche Mr. Heilong looked very ashamed, "Tomorrow I will buy you a bigger one, the one with a small castle."
He stuffed another ashtray that was hollowed out and inlaid with gemstone petals, "Pull it in here tomorrow."
Shen Nuo: ...
Early the next morning, Mr. Heilong was wearing luxurious silk pajamas and happily guarding Shen Nuo's cage.With a lazy look on his face that hadn't woken up, it was obvious that he ran to see Shen Nora's gold coins as soon as he woke up.A gold coin lay alone in an expensive ashtray.
Vincent was disappointed.Since Shen Nuo poured out a lot of gold coins to save his life the day before, a thick layer almost covered the entire table, compared to this, the lonely one today looks a bit shabby. "Why is there only one?" He put his hand on the cage and said in a low voice.
Shen Nuo in the cage watched in horror as the railings bent and deformed, and one corner of the cage collapsed.Please brother, don't do such violent things with a lonely expression, okay?
Wen Sen let go of his hand in shock, "I'm sorry I'm a little excited." The hamster in the cage looked erratic and sloppy, as if he was about to be ruined. Mr. Heilong apologized to him sincerely, "I really didn't mean it." He patted the top of the cage, and the gold roof was dented.
Shen Nuo was almost speechless.
"I'll get you a new cage." Mr. Heilong walked out of the room quickly.
After a while, he squeezed through the door carrying a huge golden cage. The cage was so huge that he could barely pass through the door frame only by turning sideways.Standing on each corner of the cage is a dainty winged elf that can purr and circle in the wind.Each of the thick pillars in the cage is inlaid with gems of various colors.In the very center of the cage is a huge gold castle compared to the size of the hamster, with a small shiny dome and a ruby wind chime jingling on it.The depressed hamster had just been released from the old cage, and Vincent didn't even need to catch it. He jumped straight into the luxurious new cage and kept digging the gems on the pillars.
Wen Sen smiled and stroked the back of the white-haired hamster with his fingers, lifted him up and put him into the gorgeous ashtray, "Pull." He persistently and seriously pressed Shen Nuo inside.
Shen Nuo: ...I'm dead, really!
Mr. Heilong waited for a few minutes, and found that the hamster showed no sign of anything but a little soft legs.He is depressed.
"Brother Wensen." The little loli who planted the sage plant probed her head at the door, "What are you doing?"
"Al, look at this mouse, why doesn't it excrete?" Vincent tormented little Lori in an academic tone.
"Didn't eat enough?"
Vincent thought it made sense, "What does it eat?"
"I heard from Sister Bisi that the lower species eat everything and are easy to feed." Little Lolita looked at Shen Nuo curiously with her big watery eyes, "May I touch it?"
Vincent nodded, "Don't use too much force, lower species can't help but touch it."
One mouthful of one lower species, Shen Nuo was heartbroken to hear that.You are inferior, you mindless monster power species.
Wen Sen left for more than ten minutes, and when he came back, he had the leg of an unknown animal in his hand, which was still dripping blood.He boldly threw the whole leg into Shen Nuo's cage, "Eat it. After eating, you will have the strength to defecate."
Shen Nuo looked at the hill-like leg, and turned her head arrogantly. It's not that you drink blood and eat raw meat all day long.
Al, who has established a deep friendship with the hamster in more than ten minutes, ran to the garden to pick up a pot of sage and grabbed a ball, "Do you want to eat this?"
Shen Nuo stared at the grass that was very similar to his own head, and refused to eat to show that he was not a pervert.
In the next half an hour, the two brothers and sisters of Er Que walked around in front of Shen Nuo with almost everything, and the old hamster monk remained motionless, at most when Wen Sen solemnly took out a handful of gems and coaxed him to take a bite. hesitated for a moment.
Vincent looked strange, "I remembered. Mei Li said that some creatures have special food." He left for a few minutes and reappeared in front of Shen Nuo dragging a small crystal dish.
Her ears were a little red, and she pushed the little dish into Shen Nuo's cage, "It's very nutritious, you'll like it."
The hamster moved, and saw that the flower center of the rose-shaped crystal dish was piled up into a small pile of dragon dung...dragon dung...
At this moment, Ai Er's little Lolita burst into an exclamation, "That's right, Sister Mei Li said that plants will grow better when watered with dragon dung. Lower creatures must like dragon dung!"
Your sister... the hamster's expression is too embarrassing.Lest Vincent press him into the dung heap with a persistent expression and one finger.The fat hamster twisted its almost non-existent waist, and poured out two gold coins from the package.
"You really like it." Vincent took the gold coin happily, "Eat it, we won't bother you anymore."
… May I ask which nation uses excretion to express joy, Er Que Long, can you be more Er Que!Shen Nuo stared at the pile of dragon dung, and after thinking for a long time, he summoned his sunflower pet with the principle of not wasting.
Sunflower has not been summoned for a long time, and her thin eyes are counting down because of anger.As soon as Shen Nuo appeared in its sight, the leaves on the stem slapped Shen Nuo to the other side of the cage.Shen Nuo's eyes were full of gold stars and he slid to the ground along the railing. What kind of temper is this, you sm queen!Draw people when they meet.
After pumping, Shen Nuo, the m, pulled himself off the cage railing, pouted his buttocks, and poured a plate of dragon dung into the flower pot.Little Lolita Al is right, dragon dung is indeed a high-grade fertilizer, and the sunflower has been upgraded to a higher level in an instant.The angry little eyes turned into cute big eyes, and the watery eyes were flickering. Before Shen Nuo had time to complain about the sunflower, he changed back to the original lazy little eyes.
The group of hamsters stared at the rippling sunflower by the side of the flowerpot, and the sunflower stretched out a leaf to pat Shen Nuo's head and smooth its fur.
Can his pet stop being so anthropomorphic! GM, I protest, quickly change me to a pet!Who wants such a weird thing!
Sunflower faced him with a big face, reservedly and proudly spat out a gold coin and smashed it on Shen Nuo's head.Shen Nuo was ecstatic, spitting out lotus flowers was nothing but gold coins!Most importantly, since Wen Sen was bribed with too many gold coins yesterday, he is running out of stock now.If there is no support from the sunflower to spit out gold coins, Vincent will bury him in a flowerpot as fertilizer sooner or later because the hamster is not in production.
"Oh, baby~" Shen Nuo, who was exuding a newborn radiance, rubbed against the flower pot, "Try hard to vomit, brother will definitely feed you dragon dung every day."
The small-eyed sunflower showed a disdainful look, and lifted the leaves, as if to say, "Don't let me back down."
Shen Nuo rolled his eyes, "Xiao Mian, I'll let you drag it. It's time for the airing today."
Sunflower shed tears and "whoosh" was taken back to the pet space.
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